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crimsonmuscle · 1 year ago

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Men used to go to war and serve their cuntry

#twst #twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #twisted wonderland lilia #bisexual #bisexuality #bisexualism #I'm men #I still don't understand the Cuntry thing very well #But my kid said it #So I'll take it #fictive #diasomnia #night raven college

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symphonyofsilence · 3 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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azuneekun · 8 months ago

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did this rat just call me a dumbass in my own native language

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sv #stardew 1.6 #1.6 update #stardew valley 1.6 update #my art #im just kidding but it made me laugh so hard when he said that . i was like what did u say to me.

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valtsv · 1 year ago

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are we still doing this because i have a late submission

#🐉#this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all #'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope #because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids #ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance #and thoughtful handling they deserve #but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children #and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be #i lit up like a fucking christmas tree

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artist-rat · 2 months ago

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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #wyll #karlach #astarion #shadowheart #lae'zel #minsc #jaheira #durge #oc: noon #anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case #spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3 #tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL #i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy #also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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in spite of everything, I had fun <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #jjk 271 #well we made it :'>#im kind of ignoring a lot of the tag rn ghsdff ik people are upset #if u follow me u know th full extent of my thoughts on the wrapping up of the series but tl;dr the caption says it all #this series meant a lot to me and im working on a bigger tribute to fully express that love and gratitude #but take a redraw 2 tide u over for now #im just so happy. its bittersweet but those r my kids n theyre tgt and theyre okay #i think the return to normalcy is good fr them. i say let them rest n b together n process everything in time #/i'm/ satisfied with what i got out of jjk as a whole and that's all that matters to me #however ik that not everyone shares tht sentiment n thats valid!#regardless of how u feel abt the finale i hope that u at least take time to remember things abt the series that brought u joy #thats all i can say #oh yeah anyway i lightened up megumi's expression his face is so funny in that panel i can't believe he really said -_- until the very end #still tho i think megu deserves a content lil smile

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the-phantom-peach · 5 months ago

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drawing some lesser-seen dorks

because they are tiny in my hand <3

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theerurishipper · 8 months ago

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One thing I appreciate in The Batman (2004) show is the way Dick is always helping people up.

Like, my boy is always helping everyone out. It's such a Dick Grayson thing to do. I love that they put that little detail in there.

#DC #DC Comics #The Batman #The Batman 2004 #Dick Grayson #Bruce Wayne #Barry Allen #(I think. They never said who this Flash was but it's usually Barry)#Clark Kent #Batman #Nightwing #Robin #Flash #Superman #Edit #My edits #This show is so underrated #Dick is such a cute kid and Bruce is actually a great dad #And Babs is so great in this show as well

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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 8 days ago

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OP: In diplomatic and business situations, when we interpreters translate the chinese meaning to non-chinese-speaking guests, we are most terrified of hearing the chinese side say “There is an old Chinese saying ……”

Cnetizens comment: Yes endless funny shit

#china #funny #text #cnetizens #lmao #No kidding #I asked my friend how she translates 噫吁嚱yiyuxi #which sounds atually very divine in classic chinese #she thought for a moment and said alas oooooooooooooooi #btw classic chinese is highly condensed

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raz-mo · 1 year ago

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“We’re gonna be knights!”

#my art #fanart #nimona #ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #nimona ballister #nimona fanart #goldenheart #ambrosius goldenloin #yes ambrosius has been wearing the same colors since he was a kid because I said so #he found what colors look best on him and made that his entire personality #ballister x ambrosius

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clone-futon · 5 months ago

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Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes

#dcmk #dcmk fanart #detective conan #detco m27 #the million dollar pentagram #kaito kid #hattori heiji #edogawa conan #i mean he just goes around helping people here and there then leaves then shows up again near the end #while the spotlight of the whole action scene is conan and heiji #kid: my job here is done the rest is all up to you guys peace :'D✌🏻#something like that #i mean it in the nicest way possible i swear #i've already said i meant it in the nicest way possible haven't i?#it's just my opinion tho and i definitely would like to see them punch at least one guy together #i mean it

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ama-a93 · 1 year ago

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my heart was POUNDING

#qsmp #philza #q!philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #my art #i started drawing this like the moment phil said those arent his kids lol #eye strain #just in case

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loudn0isesart · 2 months ago

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One week away from ending my first quarter of college!!!!! Means i should have a ton more free time soon lol. In the meantime, take some lego monkie kid doodles. The 2nd one is inspired by the beautiful comic by @kyri45 so PLEASE go check them out!!!

Bonus this was my fvaaourite thing I've ever drawn ever and it's important to me

Alright that's enough!!! I'll see yall soon!!!

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arkangelo-7 · 1 month ago

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Let’s be honest, the only thing funnier than Dick and Bruce trying to co-parent Damian is Dick, Bruce, and Jason trying to co-parent Damian.

#jason adopts that kid in the LoA and comes back to Gotham like wtf you mean I don’t get him every other weekend?#dick and bruce are both pissed they have to divide their visiting weeks into thirds instead of halves #it’s one thing to roll up to the parent teacher conference with two dads but showing up with three is a whole other thing #Damian: my dad said I can’t come over #Jon: okay but which one??#dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #batfamily headcannons #jason todd #damian and jon #damian wayne #dc robin #batman family #dc nightwing #red hood

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hiveswap · 1 year ago

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#10 second untagged shitposts will get 100k but the moment im pround of something no one gives a shit!! i dont suck that much at it!!#and i hate pointing it out because im not entitled to notes no one owes me anything #but man it sucks the life out of me every single time #i admit the last one i posted is kinda niche and messy but this happens with my better fanarts made of popular media too #my one drawing to get above 100 notes is a little kark@t doodle #for a while i refused to draw because i wanted aknowledgement for it. dont be like me kids. draw for the drawer #and also draw for your roommate whose eyes nearly pop out of their skull over the mildest body horror #augh i was so pround of the body horror one too but i had to delete that from here due to the 5 whole notes it got #my french teacher said it looked cool though so whose winning

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sanjiafterhours · 2 months ago

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Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity

#im lying when i said no bitches cz zosan are literally there btw #but im not kidding when i say Luffy's “blood is also water right?” lives in my head rent-free #man i really gotta channel my inner alabasta Luffy guys im not kidding #got my cuntiest pair of high heels im abt to get that bag #queued cz im catching some snooze #one piece luffy #straw hat luffy #monkey d. luffy #luffy #alabasta #alabasta arc #one piece crocodile #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #nico robin

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