#q!philza

[skellyfrogs]

Merry Christmas! <3

[isa-ghost]

The chapter 11 content warnings are so fucking funny because it's a bunch of legit darkly themed ones and then just "obscenely suggestive descriptions of gapple effects."

It has the same energy as "these are my 5 pets Skull Crusher, Bloodletter, Barbed Wire, Soul Destroyer and Binkle."

[ama-a93]

my heart was POUNDING

[zolovana]

How thoughtful

[wobblecats]

happy one year

[fenteii]

full crow beast philza design !!

[pompadorbz]

insane and controversial

[min3nc]

people: the streamers are tired of the eggs... they take away their time... they have to be so bored of them!

philza minecraft:

[lets-pick-flowers]

tqm papa 🫶

[yombi-alpaca]

Regresó el deathduo, regreso yo (?

Doodles de squidcraft 3, Missa secretario

[skellyfrogs]

just gonna put this here :0 I do not know how tumblr works

I love them sm like I could talk about their dynamic for hours

platonic husbands <3

[isa-ghost]

How it felt to be a qPhil POV main

[ama-a93]

welcome home 😨

[zolovana]

finished old prison arc sketch

[becauseplot]

qPhilza perching on people because bird

qFit: Mans is built like a brick shithouse—he can totally balance Phil’s additional weight. The first attempt is a bit shaky, sure, but nowadays Phil swoops down or hops up onto Fit’s shoulder and all Fit really has to do is jut out his elbow to give his friend a little more space for his talons to work with. Bam, he’s perched. Works out about 9.9 times out of 10, though Phil delights in trying to catch him off guard.

qEtoiles: He doesn’t have Fit’s bulk on his side, so he’s not as sturdy, but he is strong. The landing is usually a little rough since Etoiles has to work a bit harder to counterbalance the additional weight, but he always finds that center of gravity in no time flat. Phil usually perches with one talon on each of Etoiles’ shoulders since he’s not as w i d e, just so Phil can have a little extra grip. At some point, Etoiles tries fighting a mob while Phil is perched on him, and that goes exactly as well as you would expect.

qForever: Honestly, with all of the hard labor Forever does for his big builds, Phil was expecting him to do better, but the first (several) attempts end up with Forever stumbling over and knocking Phil off of him from his wild arm-pinwheeling. They eventually figure out it’s more doable if Forever himself has something to lean on (a wall, a chair, the butt of his pickaxe) and Phil puts one talon evenly spaced on each shoulder. Phil learns some new swears in Portuguese in the process.

qMissa: Flattened. Full-on face in the floor, mouth full of grass, wind knocked out of his lungs at Mach 5 the first time Phil tries. Phil apologizes profusely, but Missa—once he can breathe again—just rolls over onto his back and asks Phil if they can give it another try. It takes a long, LONG time, but they figure out that if Phil plants his talons on Missa’s shoulder pads and leans forward while Missa leans back, they have a small little window of time where they achieve balance. The best part? Phil gets a perfect view of Missa’s goofy little grin every single time.

[fenteii]

THE SOPPING WET CAT IS BACK!!