#BIG FUCKING SARCASM

[floral-hex]

finally, after waiting since November, I got to see an endocrinologist today. didn’t go great. As soon as I said I was going through with surgery, he got this look on his face like I’d just told him I beat dogs with hammers. Kinda tried to scare me away from it and get me to just take meds, but he relented and said to just take the meds anyway. Listen, dude, I get you’re pissed I got my neurosurgery consult first, but that’s only because your office dragged their feet & wouldn’t see me for months. Did you think I would sit around, do nothing, and feel like shit bc I should have waited for you? You can’t show up to the end of the game and complain about how it’s played…. So anyway, I’m very grumpy today.

[mgsdeltasnakeeater]

youre so right AO3 and wikipedia are the same exact thing i love the race play and underaged porn thats gratuitously depicted on wikipedia i remember this clearly

can i be real? i think ao3 should die for doing a donation pool for themselves with everything going on

[big-low-t]

A Letter To The United States Of America

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It's Thanksgiving time again

By the way, the bad guys win

But I want to thank you for making me feel shame

Thank you for never admitting your blame

Thanks for all the genocide

Thanks for hating gay pride

Thanks for being a racist cesspool

Thanks for making so many of us fools

Thanks for shooting up another school

Thanks for the rich white people that rule

Thanks for massive corporate greed

Thanks for not planting a seed

Thanks for burning more coal

Thanks for fracking down that hole

Thanks for not making us green

Thanks for privatizing everything

Thanks for diminished education

Thanks for laughing at inflation

Thanks for removing women's rights

Thanks for giving us sleepless nights

Thanks for making more bombs

Thanks for paving our lawns

Thanks for a controlled media

Thanks for your Christian mania

Thanks for ruining being patriotic

Thanks for rewarding the idiotic

Thanks for profits going higher

Thanks, by the way, now I'm a liar.

Fuck you.

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[take-care-of-it]

“If a bad person likes you, you must’ve done something wrong. It’s a moral indictment of your character.” Me when I understand the game.

[lokittystuckinatree]

Hello my pretties. While watching the Daemons I had the realization that the Master could be one of those astrology girlies, and after convening the council to discuss their sun and moon sign, I need tumblr’s help

(For context, I am Gemini ☀️ Scorpio 🌙)

Also, Ncuti suggested Aquarius for Doc, so I think the Doctor’s an Aquarius moon and someone else agreed with me, if that helps?

A helpful link for moon signs: https://www.allure.com/story/zodiac-moon-sign-emotional-personality

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

yeah these guys were never friends and only see each other as coworkers

[chubby-aphrodite]

People who have no meaningful moral consistency: “Europeans making fun of America’s school shootings is bad because it’s using a tragedy as a stupid gotcha/joke. Also I’m going to use the phrase “a second X has hit the Y” because I can’t conceptualize the idea of the victims of 9/11 being actual people and am using the phrase as an edgy gotcha/joke.”

Please think before you speak and strive to be a morally/ideologically consistent person.

[unforth]

Revelation: my whole life, when I've responded to sarcasm seriously, people have been like "uh...why you so serious... I was being sarcastic..." and it makes me insane because like... duh? Why am I not allowed to respond to sarcasm seriously? Why does it have to be treated as hOw DiD yOu MiSs ThAt I wAs KiDdInG? Basically: why is it framed as me failing when I absolutely knew it was sarcasm?

Anyway, this just happened with my wife (no shade, it's very rare with her as compared to like, my uncle, and I told her it made me uncomfortable, we're good, it was just the spur to the revelation) and I think I've realized why it happens and why it bothers me so much.

It's always framed as me missing something, but it's not.

I knew they were being sarcastic, and I chose to respond seriously.

THEY failed to interpret MY response.

Or: damn boy (genderneutral) sorry my Yes, And game is just SO FUCKIN SUPERIOR yall should work on recognizing deadpan. Skill issue.

[btm-txt]

I just LOVE starting HRT after struggling to find a doctor to even provide me with treatment, only to then have my state put a ban on HRT treatment to ‘protect children’ that just so happen to conveniently affect adults too. I love it I love my rights being fucked with and taken away, I love my medical providers telling me to travel to a different state just to get a prescription, I love it so much I’m going absolutely feral. Its not like I struggled for about 2 months to even be able to talk to someone that knows what the fuck I’m even talking about regarding HRT in this state and had to resort to telehealth doctors, who are also getting their hands tied from this legislation, I love it So. Fucking. Much.

Hopefully I can continue treatment in my state since I just started taking injections a month ago but I have little faith for this good forsaken state tbh.

[haberdashing]

i love how i read news articles about the submarine thing and it's all like

"oh how tragic! but they still have 40 hours of air left! we're calling in searchers from a few different countries, it's a race against time but maybe they'll be found in time to attempt a rescue..."

and then i get to tumblr and the vibe is more

"fuck those wealthy shits, i hope they die screaming"

[matt-theater]

Hey Matt how's life been for ya my dude?

~ fan-mans

Not the best at the moment. I know I said that last time we chatted but it somehow gotten even more downhill from there lol.

The only positive I’ll say is that my girlfriend spent the night this past week and we had a lot of fun together. We mostly just fucked around in my room and played Roblox lol. We had a hella good time though and we're planning on watching movies and shows together through Discord (I’m gonna force her to watch the best video game movie adaptation of all time: Street Fighter: The Movie)

But aside from that I just been getting sick left and right andddd been dealing with a shitty family situation for the past couple of months that I keep fighting with my parents about. Yeee. Of course theirs a bunch of little shit piles that when piled together make a giant mountain of shit lol.

And- wait holy shit is that-

A MOTHER FUCKIN MUDSKIPPER SORRY CHARLIE ASK CANCELED FOR THESE MUDSKIPPERS

[drygrasses]

🔇-

[the-punforgiven]

So, question for the Dark Souls 2 enjoyers out there, from someone who's only played SOTFS:

That thing the enemies do in places like Iron Keep and Lost Bastille where you walk through one doorway and every enemy between you and the next boss is immediately alerted to you and begins moving in for the kill, is that like, sotfs exclusive or was that in first edition Dark Souls 2 as well? I don't mean for this to sound like mean or condescending, I'm genuinely curious if this was a change that scholar made or not

[theknittinggoblin]

I swear to fuck if one more thing happens today I'm going to scream

[baekuras]

shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t

fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:

another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:

[shythalia]

oh nooo i've been blocked for saying that finding kids annoying is fine but hating them is pathetic