#why would u hate a baby?? theyre not doing anything

[shythalia]

oh nooo i've been blocked for saying that finding kids annoying is fine but hating them is pathetic

[nicksbestie]

HI!!!! im back hehe >:]

can u please write an fem agere!reader x [kinda] cg jake & johnnie where;

> reader is colouring and starts slipping into a regressed mind without trying

> jake n johnnie then start talking to her but shes all baby [she doesnt realise while shes talking to them]

> so they both gotta figure it out [theyre confused at first]

> then when they realise whats going on [bc she told them about it a while ago] they try to take care of her

[hope this makes sense LOL]

Coloring - Johnnie Guilbert + Jake Webber

Summary : When an activity that you're doing to cure boredom causes you to slip, you're incredibly lucky that your best friends are so wonderful.

Pairing : Jake Webber/Reader (platonic), Johnnie Guilbert/Reader (platonic)

Word Count : 1276

Warnings : none!!

A/N : This is an age regression fic, which is purely safe for work and innocent. Any hate/disrespect towards me, my work, or readers, will not be tolerated.

There were some activities that never stopped being fun despite the process of growing up. Coloring was one of those things for you, and it had always been something that you did for fun, to unwind, and you had continued to enjoy the activity regardless of how old you were. It was something that turned off your brain for a while, and let you relax, listen to music in the background, and just tune out the rest of the world. You loved the way that it was able to give you some quiet space for yourself, knowing that you often needed it. However, sometimes the activity could be more child-like, and it could be a trigger for your headspace. 

It wasn’t often that just the simple thing of coloring pushed you into your headspace, but if you were really exhausted, or upset, or if you were feeling any other emotion stronger than you normally would be, then it was a possibility that it could cause you to slip. This was why you would usually color alone if too tired or sad, just so that you didn’t run the risk of anyone walking in should you slip. You lived with your two best friends, who both knew about your littlespace after a long, awkward, conversation, because they came home once while you were small. They had luckily been incredibly accepting and loving, and had been there for you when you needed anything since that point. 

You hadn’t taken them up on it, not wanting to bother them, and still having some anxiety around it. But you made sure that they both knew just how much you appreciated the support and kindness that they consistently displayed, always making sure that you were happy, as much as possible. Jake had already had his assumptions about what was going on before he found out, but he had pushed it to the back of his mind until that one day that he had walked in. He was always the most gentle with you, always watching to make sure that everything was okay, that you were comfortable and felt safe, even in his own presence. 

Today, you weren’t feeling upset at all, and so, you were coloring at the coffee table in front of the television. There was a random show playing in the background, and you were working on a mandala coloring, switching from marker to marker every time you started on a new detail. You had been working on it for a while, and were almost finished with it. By the time you finished it, you set it to the side, tearing another of the mandala designs out of the book, since it had perforated pages. It was much easier for you to color when your page was directly on a flat surface and not just the book, and you didn’t have to worry about the markers bleeding through the paper onto the design behind it, effectively ruining it. 

You were about halfway through the next drawing when you heard the garage open, and Jake’s car pulled in seconds later. You were glad that the garage had alerted you to them being home, because your back was facing the door, and if they had just walked in behind you, it probably would’ve startled you. You didn’t acknowledge when the door did eventually open, until you heard Jake yell a loud “We’re back!”. You smiled, turning around to wave at them, returning the hello as well. Johnnie walked over to see what you were doing, hugging you before glancing down at the paper in front of you. 

“What’cha coloring?” 

You smiled, picking up the page and showing it to him. You were always incredibly proud of the colorings that you had finished, because to you, it showed a lot of patience and dedication. Johnnie smiled, telling you it looked amazing. Jake put the stuff that they had bought, probably for his next video, and walked over to also take a look. He saw the one you were working on, and the one that you had finished earlier. 

“These look amazing! I love them.” 

You smiled, the praise getting to you and causing you to blush a little bit. You couldn’t deny that you did seek their approval, and it always made you feel super happy when you got it. Not that it was hard to earn, but still, it always felt like somewhat of a reward. You weren’t overly tired or upset today, but the gentle praise and soft smiles did make you feel like you were going to eventually slip. Choosing to not say anything else, you just continued to smile and work on the page you were coloring. Johnnie sat down on the couch next to you, passing you markers every now and then, throwing an arm around you and watching the show you had turned on as well.

Jake was doing something or other in the kitchen, probably making food, and when he offered Johnnie chicken nuggets, he noticed the way you lit up and immediately put some in for you. Once they had finished cooking, he brought you over a plate at the same time that he brought the nuggets over for Johnnie. You noticed once it was sitting in front of you that all of the nuggets were cut into smaller pieces, and you had a feeling that these two were just out to get you. 

“Be careful, okay? You don’t wanna spill anything on the couch.” 

Nodding, you started eating, continuing to color between bites. It was the combination of the cut up food, the coloring, the comforting arm around your shoulders, and the babying tone that was being used when speaking to you that caused you to eventually give in to your headspace, yet staying quiet because you do still harbor a little bit of fear about it. It wasn’t until Jake and Johnnie began having a conversation, filled with cursing and inappropriate jokes, that they realized. They made a crude joke to you, and you simply just stared at them, mumbling a soft 

“Don say dat. Bad words.”

It was at this point that they simply stared back at you, completely confused at the sudden change, before snapping out of it. Jake was the first one to say anything, passing you another marker and side hugging you. 

“You’re right, honey, I’m sorry.” 

When Johnnie realized the tone of voice that was being used, he understood what was going on, and he couldn’t help but think that you were absolutely adorable. They both felt so honored that they were trusted with such a vulnerable part of your life. They both began making sure that everything around you was appropriate. Johnnie switched the channel, and Jake gently offered a different coloring book, one that had lots of cartoon characters in it. He didn’t make you take it, but he offered it to you, just in case you’d want it. Those designs would take a lot less patience to finish, thus possibly avoiding a potential meltdown. Jake easily cleaned up the dish once you finished your food, bringing you some juice to drink, and making sure that you were always wrapped up in someone’s arms, and feeling safe. 

The rest of the night went arguably the best you could’ve asked for, neither of them blinking an eye at the babyish vocabulary, or the emotional state that you had sometimes. They both knew that when you were no longer in headspace, you would probably be anxious about what had happened, and they were fully prepared to reassure you and tell you that they loved caring for you.

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[hijackalx]

ASTARION SFW HEADCANONS:

yall he would be so embarrassed by how vampires are portrayed in the media. like enraged 😭😭 he feels like they make him look like a joke and would refuse to watch/read anything with vampires in it bcz nobody ever gets it right. but if modern day tav DID ever get him to watch twilight with them he would be like shrinking into his shirt from secondhand embarrassment AT FIRST but i feel like he would eventually get invested LMAO like u know how dads stand in front of the tv and get stuck there bcz theyre too interested lol that kind of vibe

sooo hedonistic and materialistic like he loves all things luxurious, chocolates, expensive fabrics, comfortable furniture etc. he does NOT want to settle for anything less. but this also means he expects the same for tav 🥰 but he's kind of messy too? like it makes sense with being materialistic bcz eventually youll have lots of clutter. his tent has all kinds of unnecessary shit

hes lowkey sentimental. LOWKEY THOUGH he would never admit it. like if tav ever gave him something like idk, a necklace they found or something and said it made them think of him he'd literally keep it forever and ever. dont call him out on it tho bcz he'll get defensive af 😔 HES SUCH A BABY

tav and him will argue A LOT but thats because he purposely pushes ppls buttons. (nsfw mention) its like foreplay to him and if u read the nsfw section youll see why lol

so sooooo jealous but only if he feels like youre getting too close to someone else. like initially i dont think tav sleeping with someone else makes him jealous bcz of his backstory like he doesnt rlly view sex as something that only happens between two ppl that love each other and thats what would bother him the most. and i think hes only open sexually bcz hes conditioned himself to be that way, like maybe after a while of being with tav it really would start to bother him if they were sleeping with other ppl and he'd eventually want to be exclusive.

also he cares abt tav so much. like he pretends like he doesnt but if they freak him out enough theyll see just how much he worries abt them and wants them safe 😭❤️

love language:

giving = words of affirmation. he loves to call tav pet names and comment on how good they are at things and how good they look etc. he LOVESSS it especially if tav responds to it in any way (physically or verbally) bcz he also loves to tease lol. also dare i say physical touch? like just innocently touching tav all the time. this i feel bcz he (spoiler???) rlly enjoyed the hug during his confession scene and also wants to hold tav's hand after. (end of possible spoiler) like he'll prolly do little things like rub tav's back or caress their face randomly while theyre talking to him lol all very sensual tho hes a very sensual man

receiving = words of affirmation and physical touch lol both in the way i described before. i dont think he would like tav teasing him tho most of the time he gets genuinely pissed off 😹😹😹 hes just a lil short tempered

apparently hes 5'9 but i dont know where thats coming from lol i dont get that vibe he looks pretty lanky i would say between 5'11-6' is more realistic like lets be honest a 5'9 man lured back all those victims for cazador? be so fucking for real 😭😭 also decent muscle tone not scrawny but not SWOLE

ASTARION NSFW HEADCANONS:

lets go girls and gays 👯 for starters i dont really see him enjoying being submissive at all like u had to roll a 15 to even get the mf to say 'please'. i think this is especially because he hates having his autonomy taken away from him but he has a controlling personality in general (he was deciding ppls fates as a magistrate before cazador 🧍🏼like HELLO what the fuck was that 😹😹) . he likes to call the shots BUT i dont think hes selfish (kinda feel like hes a giver lowkey?? are we feeling the service dom allegations ??) he just withholds what tav likes until they do what he wants or theyre good for him. he always remembers to reward them tho 😇

he LOVES BRATS (hence the arguing mentioned before) !!!!!!! theyre his absolute favorite like theres something abt putting someone in their place that turns him on so much. theyre also so fun. he usually does it by being mean and degrading them tho lol. but once they submit to him hes so soo sweet. theyll also get bonus points for calling him something that implies hes above them (daddy, sir, master) but he wont make them. he prolly likes to see if he can make them do it voluntarily for an ego boost lol.

hes sadistic in the sense that he likes to “hurt” tav but not in extreme ways. he likes them too much for that. like he'll pull their hair and choke them (bite them) or something but he wont cause them horrific pain if u catch my drift. i still feel like hes into seeing them cry tho lol like if they go to him for a shoulder to cry on he'll try to act sympathetic but he'll also pop a boner HELP HES THE WORST

takes forever to cum like bro 🙄 I GOT RUG BURN ON MY PUSSY !!!! also has a very attractive pp probably 6-7 inches? like its textbook perfect. upwards curve. pink tip. shall i go on.

he wont do this to a one night stand but if he likes tav enough he'll want to mark or claim them in some way. like leaving bite marks and bruises EVERYWHERE or even cumming inside them.

also not as kinky as u would think like keep ur questionable kinks away from this man he will judge so hard. MAJOR kink shamer. in short no u cannot piss on him lmao leave peepaw alone

aftercare with him depends. at first its rlly cold and u get corny rehearsed lines and he cant wait to go sleep by himself 😭😭😭 BUT after he catches feelings hes very attentive and will help tav clean up. also will prefer to stay with them until morning.

[pearlescentparade]

Makng out w winged staff sloppy stlye okay hearrr me out with him n a rival reader like i mentioned before.

Wingedstaff Is a very calm, collected guy, atleast on the outside, so give him a reader thats all the way on the other end of the spectrum! More opposites attract baby!! Reader is smug, loud, and honedtly kinda rude. They treat being a magical girl as a game, something to do for fun instead of for justice. So when they meet Wingedstaff thier intrest is peaked.

You treat him kind of like he's your plaything, you rile him up and tease him and flirt with him and see how far you can go before his facade starts to crumble. There's no lengths you wouldnt go to for a quick laugh and your morality leans more into chaotic neutral. Your not good, your not bad, you just want entertainment. And this is what Wingedstaff hates the most about you, how you treat everything like its a game, how you poke fun at him for trying to actually do good in the world, how your not even an enemy or an ally, he cant read your angle or know how he can sway you to become less of a problem for him. He cant read you, and whenver your around it feels like your taking his control away from him and it frustrates him. He doesnt want to give you the satisfaction of watching him break but he eventually has to cave in at some point, especially as your methods to watch his facade crumble get more and more extreme.

Okay guys now hear me out HEAR me out. Because you flirt with him sm,, He thinks about flirting back, not because he actually loves you, he hates your guts but because he wants to see if this is how he can get the upper hand over you. And he does! Despite your earlier additude seeing Wingedstaff actually flirt back and show intrest really caught you off guard, you never actually thought it would happen and He is honestly very attractive. Like oohh you wanna kiss me so bad and then when he actually does your left FLOORED. Like, is this another one of his facades or is he genuinely intrested? he makes it all sound very believeable??? Your not exactly used to having people be intrested in you, your personality tends to drive them away hence why you throw yourself into your megical girl shenanigans. You kinda like him back,, what the hell do you do? And the whole time wingedstaff is kicking his feet bc he finally has the upper hand over you!!

Idk.. Im kinda just rambling for this but the vision is there i Promise❤️ Like haha what if he dates you as a way to get closer and maybe stop you from trying to fuck up his magical duties and he kind of. Likes his relationship with you a little too much. Like wow your playing this role a little Too good,,, Worlds craziest enemies to rivals to lovers situationship

-🍊🍨

rival reader and winged staff relationship would eb the WORST game of chicken ever like WHOs gonna admit theyre actually in love with the other first......

ur geeking out bc u wouldnt expect anyone to ever entertain the thought of a relationship with you nevertheless the FINE shyt who is a poor victim of ur teasing its scary, sweet, bitter, confusing, uncertain, and wrenching all at the same time bc ur js equivocating over whether he's just messing with you back or if he means anything

winged staff has used seduction and romance as bait to coax information out of his "clients" before, this isnt his first rodeo. act a little bold and they drop to their knees, and youre no different. just from your reaction he can gauge the severe lack of romantic attention youve received throughout your life through basic psychoanalysis. he figures thats linked to your.. less than savory attitude. all of the sudden, like a puzzle, the pieces of your previously eccentric character fall into place just for him. and now that he's got you wrapped around his finger,, you've become a lot more tolerable! cuter even! when he realizes its kinda just like "shit i caught feelings. oh well that just makes this feel more authentic lol"

ily /p 🍊🍨anon u literally understand winged staffs character SO well it makes me sososo happy HAUSHD HES SAVED FROM FANON MISINTERPRETATION !!! MY GOAT ISNT WASHED!!!

[pookieismissing09]

ok guys i never post on here but heres my take on the sturniolo space camp situation if anyone gives a fuck

SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I DONT EXPECT ANYONE TO READ EVERYTHING NO ONE WILL PROB SEE THIS ANYWAY 💀 ill prob delete this icl its just a lil rant 🥰🥰

and if u disagree with me idc im just expressing my opinions 😭 read the whole thing so i can justify myself before u start attacking me

before i say anything im not just sticking up for nick just because im a fan of the triplets. like some people are only sticking up for him because they hate to admit that he would ever lie or do anything wrong- and they’re defending him with no reasoning other than “he would never 🥺” like stfu. what im saying is that i don’t know for sure whether the ‘bee better’ guy is telling the truth, for all i know he might be chatting utter shit. but if he is telling the truth, then im saying that i understand nick lied but its not necessarily a negative thing.

so like first of all i dont see the issue with nick not being the founder of the brand. like yes i understand its ‘morally wrong’ to lie and its misinformation but i think we will live… it doesnt make any difference to the products or the people who buy them. like ik people say that they only bought it to support nick and they wouldn’t have bought it if they knew it was just some random brand, but its not just some ‘random brand’- they are still supporting nick cos he gets payed for advocating it. by purchasing the products, theyre keeping the brand afloat which means nick will get payed for being the ‘face of the brand’ and doing a good job at advertising. or in simple terms, even if nick isnt the founder of the entire brand he is still a huge part of the company and is definetly getting a fat bag from all of this. like yall are acting like you wouldnt lie if a company said they would pay you to do so- bffr we would all do what nick did.

and the other main thing is everyone is complaining about the price all of a sudden. like if you are all protesting about how nick has nothing to do with the origin of the brand then surely he also wouldn’t be able to control the price? so according to everyone saying the lip balms are not his idea, don’t be mad at nick for the ridiculous pricing if he apparently ‘had nothing to do with it in the first place‘. and aside from that, the pricing literally had nothing to do with the fact that he lied about being the founder- it would probably cost the same either way so why are people only getting worked up about the pricing now that he is being ‘exposed’? like honestly people are just looking for excuses to say he’s a bad person like what 😭

and ik this doesnt have anything to do with spacecamp, but in general these days everyone is saying how the triplets don’t put any effort into their content anymore and only do it for the money. i think you are forgetting that youtube is their full time paying job. doing youtube as a hobby and doing it as a career are completely different- and most people find that when they pursue their hobbies as a career choice they start to enjoy it less since they feel under pressure to perform a certain way (and don’t come at me for saying that because im “babying” the triplets, piss off).

put it this way, people that have high paying jobs that sit in an office all day don’t do that type of work for their enjoyment- they only work in that environment because they want to receive a larger income instead of having an enjoyable job with a poor wage. this is exactly the same as the triplets’ situation, i doubt very much that they actually do youtube for their personal enjoyment. at the end of the day they have to pay the bills and youtube is their only job- its not always going to be fun like it used to be (both for them and for us watching).

and for all of you thinking ‘well they shouldnt be youtubers if they cant entertain people’ you have to understand that getting a different job takes time. like the whole process of finding a career, interviewing etc. and as well as that, they are probably terrified to even consider looking for another career because of their batshit crazy fans (including me 💀). like can we just cut them some slack and let them get on with their job 😭. and at the end of the day they cant just stop being youtubers, they will never be able to live their lives as regular people now that they have created their platform- i doubt they will ever do anything else bc of the fear of being recognised in public whilst they are doing a more “normal” job.

and for the love of god this is NOT me saying that the triplets are gonna quit youtube. like i said, its their full time job. im just giving my opinion on people saying they are only doing it for the money- and quite honestly they are, but is that really such a bad thing? like im sorry but they aren’t just posting for our entertainment, they need money one way or another.

also is anyone else excited for the stream later like i hope nick will say something about all this and not just stay quiet until it all blows over

i think thats all i was gonna say i cant remember but if theres more then i will say 😘😘😘 sorry i waffle alot

[object-yaoi]

man i hate the whole. "hheheh im ace and i dont know what sex/masturbation is!!" thing. i hate that so much. why are you infantilizing ace people and acting like they Just Dont Know What a Genital Is. its really fucking annoying.

i dont even know how to describe it?? its like... i guess because im an asexual and it bothers me because i Do feel sexual attraction (not to real people, just fictional characters and objects) and do sexual things because im an ADULT

but i just dont like the whole "oh theyre ace because theyre a little baby who doesnt knwo what a penis is!!1!!1!" like. did you know. asexual people. can HAVE genitalia, and have sex. and jack off. did u know that ?

and yes i know, some aces are sex repulsed. but sex repulsed people still KNOW what sex is!!! and acting like they dont is infantilizing and strange!!

you should know your own body, even if you arent doing anything sexual with it! genital/reproductive health is important and i wish people would stop being so. Childish about something so basic as sex. its so annoying and frustrating sorry for the fuckin rant

[walnutcookie]

HELLO i reallyreally adore your Gen 2ns Gen2Toons toons Gen 2s….especially everyone’s designs aAaGh. may i ask what their relationship dynamics are like?? or just the ones between whoever you’re most interested in? i remember you said Twinkles n Toodles get along, but I’m curious about the other fellas as well! :0

*note: this is a very old draft!! Ive had it rotting here since forever and i dont think ill ever finish writing it so im just gonna post it ^^" if yall are curious to hear more about any characters in specific feel free to send another ask!

AAHHHH THANK U SO MUCH ANON!!!! <333 YES OFC HEHEE I will be honest most of the toons are still under heavy development but ive thought so fucking hard about twinkles watson and paris i can tell you all about them LOL

Toodles & Twinkles

As mentioned before, toodles and twinkles get along great :] theyre like two peas in a pod!! Toodles is admittedly a little jealous of twinkles because she seems so helpful and kind with her fellow toons and they actually let her help while toodles is usually told shes too young... twinkles is also just a little nervous at how impulsive and loud and emotional toodles can be because shes used to being punished for doing all the things toodles does </3 BUT those are just bumps in the road they get along great

Watson & Twinkles

Watson and twinkles are a lot like rodger and toodles but like. Watson is way more overprotective GHDBFJFB and like... yknow hes not the best father figure but hes better than rodger. He would die for twinkles and has gotten in MANY fights, both verbal and physical, with the staff over her. He would never do anything that would hurt twinkles that is his BABY. he speaks kind of rough sometimes but twinkles is used to it, shes not scared of him :)

Rodger & Twinkles

Twinkles thinks of rodger like a cool second dad lol. Watson tries his best to keep her away from him because he Fucking Hates Rodger but twinkles doesnt really understand why.. shes around rodger a lot when shes playing with toodles and she thinks hes super cool and nice and likes hearing all of the cool awesome stories toodles has about him :] Rodger thinks shes adorable and would adopt her if watson wouldnt strangle him for it

Paris & Twinkles

OUGHHH ill be honest i havent thought about this one too much so maybe subject to change. I think paris would be nice to twinkles but also keep his distance.. he doesnt want to be mean to a kid but also he doesnt gaf to be around her. Will smile and wave or something and maybe do eyeshadow for her if she asks reaaaallly nicely but hes not gonna play littlest pet shop with her!!!! Hes got better things to do than play kids games!!!!!!!!

Glisten & Twinkles

ill be honest i think they would just be the same as glisten and toodles. I dont think twinkles would ever be around glisten without toodles around too but they have fun together :] glisten plays games with them while he has the energy and the patience

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

percy you know i'm obsessed with your silly lil guys so

41, 23 and 33 for mathew and alex

43, 11, and 15 for alex and myers

akljsdlkssjd i'm so obsessed with them you have no idea (also myers needs SO many hugs... why did you hurt him like that...)

ohoho this will be fun :) uhm small little tw for like. a mention of suicide and addiction in my answer to one of these

41. What would they do if they lost the other? im not gonna lie alex would either kill himself or spiral into an alcohol addiction if he lost mathew, if mathew lost alex he'd probably spend just. months. shut off in his room. barely sleeping, barely drinking, barely eating, barely doing anything besides mourning.

23. What are the defining characteristics of their relationship? atleast near the beginning of pdgg.....id say anger and codependency. mathews angry at alex for leaving him and salveria back in middleschool, alex is angry at mathew for the fact that mathew cares about him, the fact that mathew wont just let alex run away from the past. theres so much anger between them but theres this weird codependency there that comes from the fact that with salveria gone they're the only things eachother has left of their childhood. they're holding onto eachother as hard as they can but they're doing it with their claws out. or something. (canonically they like. pick fights with eachother alot and overtime it goes from them genuinely being angry at eachother to just. an excuse to be close.)

33. How do they flirt? Who’s the worse flirt? these boys can not do anything normally so their idea of flirting is mathew backing alex up against a wall while theyre arguing and alex smirking while staring at mathews lips. mathew is DEFINITELY the worse flirt. alex has a weird amount of experience flirting with rich boys with internalized homophobia while mathew has like zero experience flirting with boys in general.

now for everyones favorite bandmates with benefits to have a turn.....

43. If they picked out outfits for each other, what would they look like? alex would definitely put myers in a fancy suit (with a tie he can pull on I SAID WHAT), and i have two different vibes for what myers would put alex in

either something like this (what alex normally wears and is comfortable in and myers finds hot as fuck)

orrrrr something like this (what alex wants to wear but is kinda scared to and myers thinks is cute as fuck)

11. How do they feel about nicknames/pet names? If they like them, what pet names do they use? If they hate them, why do they feel that way? its....complicated. i feel like for the most part theyd both use them jokingly (babe, baby, darling, and love mostly except myers will also occasionally call alex the most cringe shit like shnookums to make him cringe) and they're both fine with that. but then it gets to a point where its. not as joking. and when alex realizes this it starts scaring him and suddenly he has a negative reaction to myers calling him. any petname really but especially love/my love

15. What songs remind you of their relationship? SO MANY.

romance is boring by los campesinos!, stupid for you by waterparks, yours by conan gray, footnote by conan gray, do i wanna know? by arctic monkeys, daddy issues by the neighborhood, complicated by avril lavigne, self-sabotage by waterparks, i like the way by lovelytheband, talk too much by coin, casual by chappell roan, r u mine? by arctic monkeys, 8 letters by why dont we, teeth by 5 seconds of summer, etc etc i should reallyyyyy make a playlist

THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK MY DEAR CRISTIE I AM GLAD YOU LOVE THESE GUYS AS MUCH AS I DO (and im sorry for hurting myers like that but i fear it is in my nature to torture my ocs 😔)

[classpressredvel]

Can't stop thinking about my 𝔀𝓲𝓯𝓮... I wanna kiss him so bad his lips looks so kissable his face looks so soft his hair looks so long and beautiful his sense of fashion id incredible his voice is so attractive the way he holds his weapon is extremely sexy and his treatment towards the youth and his dogs is so usgehdgrve ebdebbehe auhhhhhggghhh hes absolutely perfect ugyttghhh...... His cake arm and his his cool awesome cool eye just adds to his beauty hes so unique i love him I'm so glad devsis created him I am forever grateful idk how 2021 me left him for hank j wimbleton hes so pretty handsome beautiful hot attractive in so many ways that I think half of the words I'm thinking of to describe him hasn't even existed yet idk what im yapping about but like hes so ajevdbfhfbeb ehevhew ehehebwhwjwhwbw edhjreke I could never forgive myself each time I accidentally mischaracterize him whenever I'm thinking of him or writing a fanfic about him again dhbrhrje hes absolutely perfect hes perfect with anyone licorice parfait clover definitely not affogato because i haye that guy and red velvet wouldn't like that guy kiwi cookie just particularly anyone but pastey and affogato I hate affogato i hope he fucking dies and for pastry she's a woman lover he gives me gender enby or something i forgot what's it called but he definitely changed me i love him so MUCH i wish I was him bc I would have bragged for being him because like devsis literally confirmed that he's the most handsome in the tower because he literally is hes so sjdbeb AURGGHSVR his shoulder touching mine would DEFINITELY fix me mane im so glad he's not real because if he was I'd have to fight the other two red velvet cookie fans over him but if he was im pulling a martyr idk if I used that word right but I'd do anything for thisvguy ok im lagging while typing this howbdo fanfic writers in tumblr write anyway hes so perfect hes flawless woof woof his personality is just my type hes so caring gentle dad the way he sounded when he was trying to stop pome and lico from fighting again is so funny and heartwarming hes so cute cute his existence is literally the best in the cookie run universe like how did the team think of something so perfect that it's literally like impossible you know they literally created something so flawless perfect majestic beautiful that makes u question your gender sexuality or just basically everything aboit you hes the reason why I'm still living and not depressed like i used to be before i cope by Red Velvet Cookieng i love him so much i can't put it into words he's so proud and confident about his babies i feel like he'd be a very supportive dad no matter who you are or how you treat him he'll still treat you like his own child gently and carefully he'd be the best dad i mean look look hes literally taking care of hundreds, thousands, or more cake creatures preparing for war while making more of them can anyone else do that NO hes the literal definition of peak me and the other two Red Velvet Cookie enthusiasts know him better than others do who only sexualizes him like i get it hes hot but hes so muvh more than that hes not just a sexy "twink" no HES NOT A FUCKING TWINK YOU FAKE ASS BITCHES DEVSIS TWINKIFIED HIM HES EVERYTHING BUT A TWINK HE'S NOT A TWINK I HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL HIM THAT WHETHER THEYRE BEING SATIRE OR NOT I HATE IT NO HES NOT A HIMBO EITHER STOP CALLIJG THE COOKIE RUN CHARACTERS HIMBOS BIMBOS OR WHATEVER INSULT NONE OF THEM ARE i feel like he'd understand me more than my family does well they can be fucking assholes sometimes and Red Velvet Cookie never once acted like an asshole hes so considerate and genuine ok that's it bye bye!!! I love this guy and I'm him btw i love drawing this guy hes my comfort i wish devsis finally releases his magic candy

[cloudjumpervalka]

ill elaborate on this over the day i think but im very mixed on what i think about the w.i.t.c.h. reboot but uh. its mostly negative

first off, this is partially coming from a place of im just a fan of the comic and already didnt care for the tv show.

i mean... i liked the show as a kid because it was what got me into the series, but once i picked up the comics i knew it had my heart and it couldnt compare. (its very similar to how i felt about fma03 > going into the manga after)

but anyway, i think the reboot is of all things, just disney being lazy in making new ips of course. if theyre doing a full rework of the plot, characters, and costumes, why not just make a new magical girl comic? oh because of the obvious theyve been testing the popularity of the comic by rereleasing it over the past couple years, and now the ip is recognized enough again that they can use it to their advantage. definitely in the wake of winx getting their reboot (which i also think is unnecessary but i think the circumstances may have been different. which leads me to..)

i worry about what theyre going to do with the story in general. if its anything like the later half of the comic (ie new power onward) iiiiiii dont know if we need that. i personally dont think that was the strongest era of the story. it, unsurprisingly, came off as an attempt to haha... copy the winx by doing power upgrades and becoming even more glittery and pink and what i would call a typical "girls piece of media"

ofc side note nothing bad with that but again leading into another point

heh.. the treatment of the original team. its early and i dont quite remember all of the details but i do know that they were done dirty. I know for sure it involved barbucci and canepa, unsure if gnone was involved as well, but disney took that series from them. as far as i know, that series was their baby and disney plucked it apart into something they never intended it to be. barbucci and canepa haved regularly talked about their dislike of disney and their personal beef with them as a direct result of what happened with w.i.t.c.h.

it was their dark fantasy series that disney wanted to girlie-pop-ify to most likely have it compete with winx directly. completely going against what the team envisioned leading to their ? departure from disney. im personally not quite sure if they quit on their own or if disney fired them to make room for a more cooperative team but Still. the point still stands: disney is shitty in this situation

so just from the inital description and seeing will's transformed resign, it looks like... it will most likely go in the direction of being a direct winx competitor again and will continue to take the story in a completely different direction than it was originally intended to be. some part of me hopes tho that because will looks like an edgy hot topic kid that maaaaaybe theyll have some darker tone to it but uh.... again disneys reputation makes me think that wont happen lmao

if they really cared enough they would literally be like sorry og team, here do what u wanted. because uh. at least barbucci and canepa still regulary post about w.i.t.c.h. and share fanart and stuff so theyre still interested imo (again i havent followed up with gnone over the years but im sure she'd be on board)

i reaaaaally want to know if they even knew their series was gonna be rebooted like this or i guess however it ends up being. god i would do anything to read the nda they signed when splitting with disney.

but eh i also hope its good just for the sake it wooooould be cool to have new w.i.t.c.h. content (again sad its not like a comic accurate tv adaptation or like... the og teams work) buuuuuut this is suuuuch a comfort series to me so i wanna hope for the best

my nostalgia is probably ruining it for me and the fact ill already rant about how i hate the cartoon adaptation now dkdbksbf but eh i wanted to just dump my thoughts before starting my work day

[onlyjaeyun]

OKAY OKAY HAIII BABYYYYY :3 so let me start this off by saying that i actually need an emergency meet up with the triplets and jaeyun 🤞 because girl jaemin needs to get his ass whooped 👊 (jungwon is specifically needed for his taekwondo abilities pls and same goes for riki his height is an important factor☝️) second of all he was fUCKING FRESHMEN STUDENTS????????????????? (as a middle eastern i had to go to google) FUCK DO U MEAN BY 9TH GRADERS MAAM 😀⁉️ did my eyes actually see what they saw or is my google wrong. THEYRE NOT EVEN BARELY LEGAL THEYRE KIDS???????- so miss y/n when’s that police report for literal pedophillia going through ☝️ because what 😁 … ANYWHO i had to read chapter 7 again to remember everything and all i gotta say is i ship shotaro & y/n so hard rn🫶🏼 like giggling & kicking my feet in the air thinking about mister osaka🙏🏼. ALSO after sharing my theory for the reason of hoon & yn’s fall out— AHEM. after careful consideration and research, i believe that the reason why the upcoming chapter is gonna be a smutty one is because shotaro is gonna have a comeback, y/n is going to be all over him, sunghoon needs to blow off some steam because he’s been yapping for the past week bcs of jakyung and BOOM. hate-fucking season 1 episode 1, the source of my theory? the voices 😁. BUT if that’s not the case THEN they’re (hoon & y/n) are meeting up for a meeting w the other people about the new strategy or smth game related RIGHT so thAT could be a scene for hatefucking as well and IM SO SEATED 🧎‍♀️ really really excited for the new chapter my love 🤭🤭

anywho ! sending u so so much love zadie i hope you’re taking care of yourself well baby !!! sending u so many hugs & kisses <33

-⁉️

HI BABY NYKDNFLD I ALWAYS KNOW ITS YOU JUST FROM THE BEGINNING OF YOUR ASKS ILYSM 😭

moving on with the ask itself: would you believe me if i said the triplets already had an emergency meeting with the hyung line triplets to figure out a plan to get their revenge on jaems bc y/n refuses to 👀

and omg no not freshman as in high school but freshmen in university 😭 like first year uni students meaning 18/19 year olds but lets keep in mind he's 25 in CH so it's still very 🤕🤕🚩 important so sorry for not clearing that up that must have been a jumpscare 🤥

alright since i already confirmed the smuttiness of the next chapter i gotta say that i LOVED your train of thoughts but yk i cant say anything else or else i'll ruin the surprise 😗

thank you sm for your feedback baby, i love and appreciate you so much and hope you'll enjoy the next chapter MWAH!!!!🥰☁️🫧🤍

[solar-halos]

20 Questions: Fic Author Edition

omg <3. thank you for tagging me @bodyelectric77<3 <3. ive never done this before so this is so exciting :o)

1) How many works do you have on ao3?

45. damn!

2) What's your total AO3 word count?

601,692

3) What fandoms do you write for?

the hunger games / ballad of songbirds and snakes mostly. sometimes total drama island lol

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

a deep dive into the mind of annie cresta

get a load of this monster

a collection of encanto what-ifs

eat my heart out with a spoon

u focus on the wrong thing and it shows

5) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

i love responding to comments! it blows my mind that there are people reading words i wrote and taking time out of their day to be so sweet! <3

6) What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

probs you hurt my head like cheap red wine

7) What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

queen of crabs, it's the silly awkward first date antics odesta deserves <3

8) Do you get hate on fics?

no (thank god)

9) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

i tried writing E rated smut once but one thing about me is that intimacy makes me laugh out fucking loud (like i always try to do bits like im wearing the crown of clowns it can get very awkward) so whenever i write anything smut-adjacent im incapable of writing it sexy i just kinda feel silly the entire time. perhaps its the asexual in me

10) Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

nah. but i think an umbrella academy and succession crossover would fuck

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

nope

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope

13) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

nope

14) What's your all-time favorite ship?

percabeth <3 (sorry odesta but on my first read thru of the hunger games i hated annie for no fucking reason and developed a hc that johanna and finnick were having an affair.. but that is a convo for another day. LOVE them now tho obv, but ive been shipping percabeth since day 1 theyre so cute and in luv)

15) What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

tbh prob the odesta greek au. i love the concept (siren!annie is very important to me) but im just not in a greek mythology mood anymore

16) What are your writing strengths?

sometimes when i write emotions i feel like as a reader you can look at it and go "oh okay. i know that feeling" which is awesome

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

i am in love with run on sentences. "no its just a stream of consciouness writing style" baby you just wrote something that's mostly just em dashes and semicolons and parenthesis. also i don't know how to describe stuff so thank god for the internet bc i link outfits like my life depends on it. ive always struggled w writing locations too. and ive been wanting to get better at writing bits

18) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

i tried doing this with a mags fanfic i wrote bc i hc that d4 spoke spanish before the first war. there is literally only one sentence in spanish though bc i knew for a fact the phrasing was correct (at least in a casual, conversational setting) but i do think it's really cool when people write d4 characters having entire convos in spanish even though im not confident enough in my langauge skills to do it myself. also i just don't think d4 would know how to speak spanish in canon times, prob just affectionate terms like mija/o or mano or chula. like stuff that doesn't rlly affect how the capitol understands them. i get into this in the fic, but i think even by mags’ generation spanish would stop being a common language in d4. like i love the sentiment of her carrying a piece of that w her but i don’t think the capitol would let them get away with that and it’s also Not Easy to remember how to speak a language you only learned as a child and then never used for the rest of ur life, which is what i imagined happened with her + her gen. like. me and my siblings only know english bc the moment my dad moved here he was like “okay. English Time” and that stemmed from the pressure to assimilate can you imagine if the actual law got involved. anyway this answer got long but i have a lot of thoughts about this sorta stuff, esp in d4

19) First fandom you wrote for?

percy jackson lol

20) Favorite fic you've ever written?

don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. tbh this answer changes all the time any fic im currently working on is automatically my fav lol

idk why i feel a bit silly about tagging people directly, so i am informally tagging anyone who wants to do this sorry i hope this isn't a cop out <3. ily

[sunset-bridge]

thoughts on p3 sees characters? 🤠 hope ur having a nice day!

HI SORRY i have no idea what i was doing that day but IM HERE.

UHM helloooooo helloo i love p3 i love the Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad im the SEES #1 fan:

protag (im kinda talking about my guy here specifically, Reiji..): hes everything to me. angel boy. baby baby baby has done nothing wrong in his life... hes just a bit awkward and kinda pathetic but he tries so haaaard and life SUCKS so bad. fly high. i hope u have fun at the karaoke in paulownia mall. i feel compared to othe rprotags life is kinda dragging him around but he still tries his dammned hardest... hes SO AFRAID of death cuz who isnt but he WILL punch THAT GUY in the FACE !!! GRRRRAAAAAAAAAA BURN UR DREAD

yukari: GRRRRAAAAAAA i hope she gets to kill and destroy everyone that was ever mean to her. shes so. if u hate her u actually hate women i think yes. she keeps it so real and shes a cunt sometimes but so am i so likeeee. her fashion ssense is impeccable and i love how sarcastic but sweet she can be. shes having a gamer moment in her head all the time shes so strong hellooo

junpei: my friend junpei.. :3 ehehe hes soooo silly but sooo Real. like same bro i too would latch onto anything that made me feel like a hero like the protag of my own life i dont blame him at all for nothing he said or did he keeps it so real too. hes da man

akihiko: BARK BARK I LOVE AKIHIKO HES MY FAVORITE P3 CHARACTER HELLLOOOO HES SO. )(/&/(%$/#%&(/( ok hes. hes. so. so so so dedicated and strong and bold and brave but also so hard headed and can act on impulse or even be childish at times AND I AM SUCH A FAN !!!! He has to deal with so much but he keeps his chill cool senpai image up helloooo boy hellooo can i hug you. i respect him so much hes so cool. also hes so awkward and bad at talking (same boy). but i never lost the respect i had for him even after everything. i hope he wins everything forever AND I HATE THE PROTEIN THING ATLUS DID

mitsuru: EHEHEHEH MYyyyyy senpai mitsuruuuuu. GOD HELLO if aki and shinji have to deal with 5 things SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH LIKE 20 !!!! she has to keep everything in sees afloat especially after the Events and like. hello. shes literally 18 and she has to do somuch fucking serious and Very Important things and take decisions and act so mature but she Suffers too but who does the Boss go to when she feels down???!! she has to keep everyone together,,,, GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

fuuka: AWEEE fuuka my friend. :) i love her i havent thought as mucha bout her but shes wayyy to kind and sweet for her own good and god this was way too much for her i salute her for keeping her sanity

ken: I LOVE KEN hes so baby..,,, grrrr why do people not like him as much. he has such big feelings for sucha small person,,, and theyre just as valid as everyone elses !!! but hes also soooo small and he doesnt know how to handle things but he tries so Hard to keep it together BUT HE SHOULDNT BE DOING THAT grrraaaaaaaaa. my son. also he can be so funny helloooo little sir can i help you. luv him

koro: EHEHEH ouppy... but ok hellooooo hes so real also this is gonna sound delulu but since hes kinda like. young adult if he were human. his presence actually makes me feel more at ease because he tends to keep his cool when everyone else is freaking out and he like. Acts fast. also hes clearly smarter than an average dog so i have so many thoughts... does he find hanging out with normal dogs boring... does he have many thoughts about the grief he went thru after what happened to his owner... also hes the only one whos heart is relatively at peace since his persona never evolves .

shinji: GUUUUAAAAH shinji.,,,,, grrrrrrrm i HOPE HE EXPLODES (hes everything to me...). god god he makes me sooo frustrated because. i really like him but hes so fucking emo cringe loser bottling up eveeryhting forever DO U EVER THINK ABOUT UR FRIENDS u fucking lsoer. about aki. about mitsuru. ABOUT KEN he.lllooo what is your edge gonna fix here. i knnnoooow vulnerability is hard but like. use your words man.... yeah ur cool as hell but u become WAY LESS COOL when u try to act so tough... WUEEEEE

aigis: I LOVE AIGIS. ok maybe u guys dont know this but i love androids and robots in general. so aigis. instant fave shes literally so cool looking and so badass but also i love seeing android characters learn about their own humanity... also shes always based and funny and real i also want ryoji to explode cuz he failed my vibe check as well

thamk u

[therhythmafterthesummer]

it’s really hot where i live theres supposed to be a storm and its still hot :) i have a presentation in a half hour but ive sweated through my shirt multiple times IDK HOW I SMELL GOOD EVEN NOW. And im super nervous cos the friend i got rid of (and sent u asks ab) 🙁 is in this class and im scared theyre gonna say sth shitty ab it in front of everyone but it’s less likely.

wish werewolf chris was my college bf he would help me study in the library and find a cold spot, but itd be hard to not let him scent me every time someone says i look nice 🤦🏻‍♀️. Did i tell u there are frequent power outages to save for the storm which menas no AC? MY LIFE IS SO BORING I HATE THAT UR WEREWOLF CHRIS ISNT REAL :(

anyway pretty how are you?

- 🐧

how'd the presentation go??? did your ex-friend do anything?? i hope not !

also i hate heat. i'm a cold weather type of person sdkjfhsdjk so i get it.

baby, i hate that my werewolf chris isn't real either lmao. we should make a club at this point. where's our werewolf bf ready to kiss the floor we walk on???? life is unfair smh

i'm doing very meh today. stayed up late and woke up super early so i'm super tired, which is partially why it's taken me so long to get to this ask, i'm sorry sdkjfhskdjf

[redeyedbastard]

If one more person comments on my ugly, fucked up hairdo that i didn't even WANT ill fucking explode

I told the stupid fucking hairdresser what colour i wanted. i SHOWED her the colours i was ok with doing. And picked ONE she had on hand that was what i wanted. And now i look like a crayola blue fuckimg dumbcunt

I dont even LIKE this shade of blue. I told her PURPLE like 50 times. And i look like a moron now. I couldnt say anything to her because she and mum are friends.

I asked mum over and over and OVER to fucking leave with just the bleach and she said no no no. And now she's bitching about paying for my hair because i hate it. Amd saying how many working hours it cost to pay for so I'll feel bad. Well, she's getting the money for it back. Because the next time i shower i am getting RID of this horrible shit. Right now i would DRINK bleach if it would fix this hairdo.

This is no hate to anyone who commented on the day of that they liked it. I love yall. If u see this its not abt u. Its abt everyone else. Even knowing that i hate hate hate hate it they keep saying how pretty i look. It feels like theyre trying to guilt me into keeping it

"Why are u upset its just hair"

Because i didnt want this? Because i just lost my babies two in two weeks and only agreed to a salon day to have something nice to take my mind off it???

I cant even say anything bc when i do mum says im blaming her. And maybe i fucking should??? I cant help that the hairdresser is stupid and cant follow directions. But as my ride, my carer, she should have listened when i said i wanted to stop before the horrible blue got on my head. And she DIDNT

Im gonna fucking scream. I hate my life. I hate everything. I want to sleep and sleep and sleep

[onmymasa22]

Anyone else about to leave to go food shopping, and take off ur scarf... cuz the idea of being overwhelmed by rami levy, plus having fabric around my neck is just too much

So much adulting today- made a food shopping list according to the store layout to get the minimum amount of overwhelmed

On one hand, i wish there was a rule that babies are not allowed on buses trains and planes. On the other hand, i get that mommys need to go places just like i do. So on the thurd hand what i wish, was for buses trains and planes to have these magic powers that babies don't cry, theyre just peaceful and happy on planes trains and bises. That way, everyones happy

If i was a parent my rules would be no tattoos and no face piercings. Do up the ears, shave half ur head, colors, i dont care.

When i was in highschool i would babysit at least once a week for a family with six kids. I remember like being decently loose. Like they liked seeing me and i understood that theyd go to sleep when they got tired but i cant make them do anything. So id just go up and whoever

Thats so interesting. Dont tell a child theyre smart, praise them for hard work. Cuz in lie wjen they come to something hard theyll think u lied to them versus if u praise them for hard wirk theyll work harder. See, i was never praised for being smart because academically i wasnt smart in the way school tested me. My parents only cared about me working hard. So it instilled in me the idea of working hard. That i learned to just wirk harder to accommodate what was hard for me.

On the other side, the compliment id get as a kid was that i was pretty. So all of a sudden as a teen, when my teeth were too big for my face and i didnt know what to do with my hair, and later acne, i hated the way i looked abd it was really hard for me, i took it really personally.

Im sorry i didnt show up to a speech that couldve been an email. My body decided not to listen to the advil i took. And it has decided to explode blood today. Id appreciate it if, as a female, ud act like you understand. But alas, for some reason unbenounced to me,

Can someone explain to me how as females, u have this whole schedule and all these things u want to do, and then suddenly ur body decides- no we're gonna exist on advil and tea and u can just cancel anything non essential cuz lord knows ur not doing anything u dont absolutely need to. And then the female heads of ur department ask you why you didnt go to a lecture and they should understand and my answer to them is just, the advil didnt work, talk to my bidy.

I am a female. That means theres gonna be around three days of the month im living off of advil and tea, and only doing what's absolutely necessary. Im not a boy. I shouldnt be expected to be fine every day of the month, im not. Im human. But running the show here is that on top of the whole human thing of mental health not always being perfect, not every day is a good day

On top of all the human stuff is the fact that im female and i have hormones and im emotional like a girl, and i have blood gushing out of my vagina like a girl, my sheets sometimes get stained like a girl and

I kind of was fucked out of a lot of friends lives.

Ive always been a black or white person. Im very nice but not always nice. And im not nice to everyone. Ive always been the fuck u friend in the group wjen someone gets out of line. I'm the friend everyone needs to calm down. Im the friend who will always be down to egg someones house, car, face. I'm the friend that tells the guy "u break her heart, ill break ur face". I dont believe every text deserves a response. I don't think when ppl call me it means i need to answer. I will block people. I will cut people and not feel bad at all. I wont say sorry if im not. I can be brutally honest sometimes. I dont argue with people. Especially those who are more ugly than me inside and out. I have lost friends from being honest. And im ok with that. Because i was never mean, but they dont deserve me. And thats ok. And ive worked on myself. Snd i keep working on myself. It used to be hard for me. And it comes in waves. But i have enough great people in my life that i dont need people who dont appreciate having me around. I would rather be

I have a theory of why food is such a deficult thing with adhd. So much energy goes into showing daily, making sure i keep up woth laundry, paying all the bills that need to be paid, listening to ppl. Oh my gosh. Listening to people takes up so much energy i discovered which connects to

Auditory processing disorder affects