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jackbox the morning after a sleepover

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i had a dream where you presented your next griefer x reader drabble through a minecraft video

HELLO. blog shit got so serious im appearing in ppls dreams HELP i should act out the griefer x reader drabble in minecraft roleplay-style with the shaking the head up and down to show theyre talking or smth AUSDH

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Matioso has an army of rabbits and bunnies and they all jump you the second they see you bc ur their second favorite person ever.

Your just standing there, mug of coffee or whatever, just thinking abt idk some pie hiker who raked up an insane amount of debt or how cold it is outside then BOOM

20 rabbits.

You fall on your ass, probably dropping ur mug in the process or you're that quick thinking that you put it on the counter, they are jumping everywhere around you and squeaking. They are on ur head, shoulder, lap, legs. They are getting fur all over you. White fur all over the suit you just picked up from the cleaner (yes ur a made man or whatever in this)

They only get off bc they heard a bag being opened and they want treats. Well at least they're off and away, for now, but now you gotta worry abt the fur caked on your clothes and the maybe broken mug and coffee on the floor.

(there’s a game called bunny paradise, go play it to get jumped by bunnies.)

-fancy-talk anon

THE BOUNYS ARE SO CUUUTEEE I LOVE THE NOOISES THEY MAKE,,, WAUGHH

i heart this sm,,,, his bunnies jumping u bc ur their fav person's fav person........ UEUEUEUE

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How would the phighters react to seeing their s/o cry for the first time? I’m not doing so good right now :((

i know this was sent in 20 hours ago and im just now responding to it but i hope youre feeling better

im not taking requests but i'll do a simple and short format that ive done previously because i feel bad ;;

phighters like sword, skateboard, rocket, shuriken, and coil would panic, fumbling to spit out words of comfort and scrambling to get tissues. maybe they attempt to distract you by making you laugh and humiliating themselves to make you feel better

phighters like slingshot, scythe, boombox, and vinestaff would gently and expertly calm you down, offering comforting touches with your consent and getting you anything you ask for. they listen intently as you let everything out, offering words of support or advice if asked

phighters like katana, banhammer, hyperlaser, medkit and subspace would be painfully. awkward about it. they arent sure what they should do, so they just stiffly pat your back. their lack of social ability confuses you to the point where you stop crying, so mission accomplished?

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everybody loves a winner

teaser for a lil thing that may involve winged staff...... i didnt forget about him i promise!!!!!

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if u like winged staff so much why dont u just marry him!!!!

happy white day chat!! a bit silly that im releasing a skin concept before a colored full reference for his actual design but listennnn i had an idea,,, 😝 anywho enjoy winged staff fans!!!! im currently On my way! to my physical so lets hope i dont have pneumonia or smth🙏

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i think the rest of the mafia members need some love tbh. mafioso's silly little guys... i always get the urge to be like heyyyy handsomes 🫣 you got plans after this!? whenever im targeted 😭😭

it'd be funny if they just had one big bed cartoon style and mafioso slept in the middle and all the henchmen piled in around him

imagine being part of a cuddle pile with all of them there 🥺 so many bunnies!! so much warmth!! th henchmen are suuper gentle and careful with u, boss's orders,,, you make it a point to give every one of them a hug or a cuddle by the end of it

- 7n7 anon

AWEE it's like having a bunch of stuffed plushies and u try to give everyone a turn of being cuddled cus ik i do that with all the plushies i have :3

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lean in close, i'll cast a spell over you

finaly .,,, a ref + design reveal for fhe MAGICAL part of winged magical staff!!!! admittedly it was hard mixing the frilliness and cutesiness of magical girl designs with the more serious direction i wanted for winged staff in this form so i gave it my best shot n hopefully he doesnt look too ridiculous

goodness every time i draw him he looks like a completely different character ;; hopefully if i js smack yellow horns and that fuckass side part + mullet on him he looks like wing staff enough😰

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shedletsky stunning killer!reader and while you're growling stunlocked he leans in super duper quick and gives you a cheeky little kiss on the forehead. leaves you utterly burning with rage and embarrassment. you are GOING to wipe that idiotic (charming) grin off that bastards (handsome) face or get stunned three more times trying (it's probably the latter)

- 7n7 anon

HERHEHE i NEEDDD more of cheeky/playful shedletsky HE THINK TS A JOKE... him stunning n taunting u is legit like playing with fire hes sooooo unserious n imagine after all that u finally catch him n do the same.... raising ur weapon to kill him and while hes bracing for the pain u js smooch him ....... and then u kill him bc ur not letting that shit slide its all out of love 😔

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Shedletsky Ramblings! :3

(This was rather hard to write bc he's really hard to characterize)

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First off, I think he would be very protective of you. He’s protective of everyone but I think his protectiveness would increase tenfold when you're involved, you're the light of his life and he's so afraid to lose you. (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)  I’m sure his protectiveness would translate into physical affection as well, he almost ALWAYS has a hand on you, whether that be on your shoulder or your waist, he just wants to make sure your actually there and here with him. Give this man a hug and a smooch because he very much deserves it for keeping you and everyone safe. ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

 ��Light of my life! You wouldn’t mind staying with me for a bit, would you? I’m just trying to make sure my [Name] is safe and sound, that's all.”

I think it would be really cute if he had a streak of jealousy every now and then. >⩊< Imagine you’ve been talking to someone for just a BIT too long and they seem a little TOO interested (they’re not he's just delusional tehee) and he makes up a really really dumb excuse to get you away from that person. Grabbing your wrists and speeding off with you in tow. (I also think it would be really funny if he just grabbed you and carried you off with you and the other person just being so baffled) Don’t mind him if he gets a little jelly sometimes, he's cuter that way. >:3 I think he would be especially angry if someone is actually trying to pursue you, he would be LIVID if they continue to do so despite you refusing again and again. 

“[Name]! This’ guy giving you any trouble? Actually- Don't answer that, they’ve been giving ME the creeps…”

“Jealous…? Me…? Hah! You must be pullin’ my leg, [Name].” (He is seething with rage and is about to create another 1x1)

On a lighter note, he is the most clingiest person in the world when it comes to cuddling and you can't tell me otherwise. ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა When he hugs you his grip is soft enough that it's not uncomfortable, but firm enough that you can't get out of his hold. You can cuddle with him and he will NOT let go for ANYTHING. He's so soft and warm though, ૮꒰˶  - ˕ -꒱ა so you wouldn’t mind if you stayed like this for a little while, would you? I think he would have a habit of talking in his sleep, he holds you extra tight, he often has nightmares about 1x1s creation and you dying by his hands. He needs you to be there for him, just don’t leave alright?

“I’ll never let you go [Name]…” He tends to have night terrors late into the night, this night was no different. His mindless mumbling often involves you and a sudden tragedy. His nightmares occasionally have him waking up, screaming your name. You never know what he's so terrified of, as he never tells you since he doesn't want you to worry. But you make sure to be there for him regardless of his secrecy of the terrors he’s been having. It was quite late, but you haven't been able to sleep, and you really don’t know the reason for your sudden insomnia. You figured that you could do something productive and work on breakfast post-haste. But as you slipped out of his hold and got out of bed, you felt a sudden tug on your wrist. “Hey…ya’ wouldn't mind stayin’ for just a bit longer would ya’...?”

He just gets so stressed trying to keep everyone safe, that includes you. He gets especially stressed and guilt ridden when he remembers his creation, he vows to never tell anyone because he's so afraid that they’ll all lose trust in him. He's just so scared of losing everything he’s worked for, but you make sure to let him know that he’s never alone and you’ll always be by his side no matter what happens. ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა But all in all you love your clingy and overprotective bf and he wouldn't trade you for the world. >:3

(this was supposed to be short but I think i may have went overboard, sorry ૮₍˶ ╥ ‸ ╥ ⑅₎ა)

(I swear i’m gonna sprint to those requests as soon as they’re open ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧)

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THIS IS A HOLY GRAIL bc this fits exactly with the personality i had in mind for shedletsky: a leader who means well and is light-hearted but is always ready to take a stand whenever it comes to those he loves

USAHDSAH I CANT WAIT TO WRITE HIM !! drabbles like these give me sm inspiration

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When it comes to 7n7 i am bouncing on it crazy stlye IM STARTING TO SEE I HAVE A TYPE (Babygirl men)

Imagine him w a killer reader who just finds him sooooo amusing so instead of killing him they just kinda mess with him and flirts w him. Kinda like how a cat plays with thier food.

Freak ass reader i SWEARRR🙄🙄🙄 During rounds you corner him and instead of mauling him you end up cuddling him like hes a teddy bear but hey, atleast no ones dying right?

He gets soo sososo flustered w you, like here comes along someone who has the capacity to actually decimate him and here you are kissing his cheek all flirty and playfully like WHATT

And the other survivors just throw him at you so you can stay distracted while they get all the generators, like Okay 7n7 go makeout w the killer while we escape and the worst part is he actually kinda likes being so vulnerable to you.

Basically "Im a freak...😨😨😨😔😔😔" vs "IM A FREAKK👅👅👅"

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I LOVE THE IDEA OF KILLER READER BEING TAMED WITH THEIR FAVORITE SURVIVOR,,,, sometimes all it takes is a certified cutie to domesticate u

at least now he can feel like he contributes to the team more!! he probably also feels a bit of shame but also pride that he's favored by the killer like ohmygoodness this Murderer likes me. but they Like me,,,, 😳😳

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more loyal knight w Cruel king hcs cause.. I need that old man so bad..🤭🤭🤭

If you decide to act all chivalrous around cruel king, going the extra mile to treat him with care and respect he gets sooo flustered. Every time you call him ‘my lord’ or ‘my king’ he just kicks his feet and twirls his hair like a teenage girl. Like yeah other knights do the same but the way you say it, the way YOU refer to him,,, it just makes him SWOON…

He WILL make you his personal knight, and lowkey his personal servant… As you follow him around everywhere he notices how you do sm thing for him that the other knights wouldn't: like fetching him a drink when he seems stressed doing paperwork for his kingdom, or taking off his heavy crown when he's sitting down reading his favorite book, or offering to help him with writing letters or putting together galas..

It's always the little things for him that he loves. You're always the first person to notice if the voices are getting to him or if the ice taking over his body is slowing him down some days and it just makes him CRAZY.

Eventually he just asks you to sleep in his bedroom with him, he will have everything in here moved or replaced for your comfort. If you tell him it's too much he just says he’s returning the favor. He wants to do things for you!! He wants to give you gifts and love bc you deserve it!! This also translates into him being a huge service top in bed, he will be at your every beck and CALL so have fun w thattt

You rlly got a whole ass king wrapped around your finger. Bless❤️

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CRUEL KING CRUEL KING ASHUDSG!!!!

king getting princess treatment n it makes him so giddy bc it feels like he's being cared for and looked after rather than being served because it's simply duty,,,, amazing and immaculate idea!!!

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OKAY NOW TRLL WINGEDSTAFF TO FLASH US!!!!!!!!!!

--noli

okay!😁😁

some good anatomy practice 😛

fun fact!! the tattoos glow when winged staff experiences particularly strong emotions :]

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I think there’d be something so intimate about the way Twotime would teach you how to pray to the spawn. Helping you clasp your hands and adjusting your fingers and you’re on your knees. The close proximity of it all…

my gay ass could NOT handle being in the cult with two time cus i would NOT be thinking about the spawn!!!!

theyd be so ecstatic too that youve decided to accept their offer to join so theyd be soo excited and all up in your ear and SUPER touchy AUGHGFHGHH

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its begun.