chubby-aphrodite
chubby-aphrodite
puns and anxiety
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Fae | white | 23 | aroace | nonbinary | They/ThemI give hugs when asked. Will tag whatever you want when asked, as well. I'm just really forgetful when tagging things, tho, so... tagging is really messy.Art tag is "my art," oc tags are "my oc" or "my ocs."
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chubby-aphrodite · 54 minutes ago
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NON AI SOLUTIONS!!!
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I got permission to share ^^ credit to @/that_demon_gworl
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chubby-aphrodite · 1 hour ago
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When a celebrity with more twitter followers than there are Jews on the entire planet can go on an unhinged, extended, and incredibly dangerous antisemitic rant and have people make excuses for him and dismiss it as not that important, or even worse, find it funny, it really shows just how unseriously people take antisemitism and how little people actually care about it.
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chubby-aphrodite · 1 hour ago
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Slurpin isopod (gouache on canvas)
Commissioned by @franzanth
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chubby-aphrodite · 2 hours ago
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We've Known but its always good to have sources i suppose
(article) (study)
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chubby-aphrodite · 2 hours ago
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Spin the wheel for your new government assigned hairstyle.
List of hairstyles here
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chubby-aphrodite · 2 hours ago
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chubby-aphrodite · 2 hours ago
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Massive: Gay Erotic Manga and the Men Who Make It
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chubby-aphrodite · 2 hours ago
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Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye
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chubby-aphrodite · 3 hours ago
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My boyfriend is a preschool teacher and he was asking two boys what their dads jobs were. One of the boys said, “my dad poops on the toilet all day.” and my bf was like. Ok. And then the other boy said “i don’t know what my dads job is but he sleeps naked!” And my boyfriend is like. Ok forget I asked
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chubby-aphrodite · 3 hours ago
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the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours ago
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Elaborate thirty-second-long magical girl transformation sequence, and at the end of it the only difference is that I'm now holding a knife.
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours ago
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update on my degree: they are allegedly mailing it to me soon
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours ago
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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.
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He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours ago
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours ago
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A conversation at the DMV.
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