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OKAY NOPE LET'S NOT PLAY THIS GAME.
Hi. I'm mentally ill. We're going to discuss what is a you problem, and what is an other people problem, and it's a quick question:
If you lived in Perfect Utopialand, where you weren't worrying about anything outside of your body (no money, fully-staffed company, etc.)...would this still be a problem?
If yes, it is very likely you are actually sick and need medicine.
Sometimes when I get sick, I hallucinate a weird beetle\set of beetles eating me. The hallucination is telling me I am sick, and I need antibiotics. The beetles tell me that my fucking community college professor needed to put a damn psychosis warning on his video of a guy on meth hallucinating that, and the explanation to my doctors includes this.
These are not the same thing. The second is fixable by yelling at my community college's deans. The first requires medicine.
If you screw these up, YOU CAN END UP VERY FUCKING DEAD. Not because of anything dramatic, but because if you do something like 'drive a car', 'chop food with a knife', or other everyday activities and your brain fucks up, you will proceed to do activities like 'accidentally ram into another car' or 'chop off a finger and die of severed artery'.
DISTINGUISH BETWEEN MEDICAL SYMPTOMS AND SOCIAL ISSUES, OR YOU WILL FUCKING REGRET IT. And so will the OTHER people who may have just gotten hurt or died alongside you.
(Do not 'bean soup' at me. This sentiment frequently ends up telling people 'you're not depressed, silly, the world is actually just Like That!' and then they shoot themselves. DO NOT FUCKING DO THAT SHIT. ADD NUANCE TO THIS POST, BECAUSE IF YOUR BRAIN DOESN'T WORK, YOU NEED THE FUCKING NUANCE. Some things DO need guardrails, and this post is one.)
#reblog#mental health#social justice#oh lord please do not start this shit out of context#really this one needs the distinction IN THE DISCUSSION#because if you're sick then your brain CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE SOMETIMES#which means yes#you don't get to 'be nuanced' here#you get to put up the safety warning#BECAUSE THIS IS ACTUALLY DEADLY GUYS
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I don't generally hang out in the Dr. Ratio tags, so I'm not sure if this is common knowledge or not, but it tickles me every time I remember it;
did you guys know Dr. Ratio actually had an in-game cameo before his big debut in 1.6's The Crown of the Mundane and Divine? He was actually in the 1.5 update, The Crepuscule Zone aka Fyxestroll Garden Event!
So in 1.6, we get to actually meet Ratio face-to-face partway through. But even before that, we unknowingly talk to him through text messages in the researchers' group chat.
We know that this is Ratio's username, because we have his achievement:
And in 1.5, we have just one (1) single instance of this same username on the message boards...
Dude's been trolling since before he even showed his face BSKZJDMSKMSNDN
#honkai star rail#dr. ratio#veritas ratio#hsr#hsr dr ratio#hsr ratio#hsr veritas#I can't believe his first appearance ingame is him coming in to well actually a dude#this fuckin guy JFAKLJDKLASJFDLK#tbh I only caught this because I played the updates out of order. I did 1.6 before 1.5 so I already knew Ratio's screen name.#between this and him just going 'k' and leaving the group chat in 2.3 he's a lot funnier than he's given credit for fjajfjflkasj#the VERY IMPORTANT group chat that was established to LOOK FOR A DEADLY BOMB might I add#he doesn't even have a special icon in Fyxestroll like most of the other cameos dude really just did not want to bother jfldjsal#anyway hopefully this isn't SUPER common knowledge and I'm not just embarrassing myself online lol
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Shigaraki/Tenko wanting to destroy the false sense of peace All Might and Heroes created
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Shigaraki/Tenko wanting to destroy everything that lead to the existence of that house, which he conceptualizes as the embodiment of rejection and injustice in the world. Be a Hero for the Villains.
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AFO basically literally created that house
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Shigaraki/Tenko helps defeat AFO
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Deku telling him 'you already destroyed it' is... apparently Shigaraki/Tenko having finally gotten rid of the true cause of (his) rejection and injustice? main antagonist's big problem that represents an overarching major issue of the story/in-universe society... solved? (main antagonist's big problem that represents an overarching major issue of the story/in-universe society not actually being the problem he thought it was but now also solved?)
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No longer a need for there to be a Hero for the Villains, Shigaraki/Tenko dies.
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Heroes not to be blamed in the first place. also fuck everyone else and all other 'actual' outcasts I guess.
#i understand that Tenko not having 'supposed' to be rejected doesn't mean the rejection didn't occur for the other League members#but taking that away from Tenko/Shigaraki - leader of the League of Villains - wanting to be their champion#symbolically being their collective grievances and wills condensed into one#taking that away makes the story a lot weaker#GOD what happened#nalslastworkingbraincell#honestly making everything AFO's fault#and making Tenko's main issue being his despair toward himself (created by AFO)#allowed for the (seemingly for now) clean resolution of 'get rid of the both of them' possible#It's AFO's fault? Kill him! Problem solved#Tenko's issue not actually *harm caused by other (non-AFO) people* but instead *harm caused by his self-conceptualization/his own self*?#Tenko's projecting his own self-loathing and anger onto the world and causing trouble for everyone and making his crusade meaningless?#let him die too. Pity but problem solved!#AFO gave him the specific quirk that was Decay because it was such a brutal and deadly quirk that would guarantee rejection#you cannot tell me he could've been fine after manifesting Decay if only AFO wasn't there to tell him he has an innate need to destroy#not after what we've seen of Shinsou and Toga#other 'normal' people would not have let him live a normal life#that *is* also very much a problem that should be addressed#but it was AFO who gave him Decay and Decay was also actually not naturally existing#so everything's fine! no changes for anyone!#all this could've been saved if this was transferred to AFO - AFO also seen as a victim of societal apathy#especially since he was BORN A TRASH RIVER RAT ORPHAN#but he's just a lonely guy who was too unpleasant to form real relationships#so. only real issue Hero Society ever had that needed to be addressed was civilians being too hard on Heroes#gotta love them more and demand less of them#yippee
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YOU GUYS STINK!
(Danny 0.3 seconds away before smelling the Heroes he just met.)
So I've been pondering about how ghost have the ability to sense one another out when close enough, but now I've been thinking of something for the living. Fanon has something like this in a few fics, making it how Danny can tell who the Leaguers are in/out of costume by calling it Death Touched.
I offer: The Stench of Death.
When a person comes close to a deadly encounter, the event becomes a smell is akin to the near experience. Say if someone survived a fire? The smell would be close to burning the materials being burnt and the smoke for example.
Think like food and how you can smell all the things that go into the dish.
The more you get into deadly situations, the more smells you can pick up on as well as getting stronger. Ghosts can sense the Touch of Death on the living, but not the Stench. Danny, who is a Half alive, can. If he focuses hard enough, he can pick up the scent and sniff people out like a bloodhound.
Now take the Justice League and all their branches/allies, organizations who fight to stop bag guys and world-ending events every couple of months...their smell is prominent enough for Danny to easily pick it up.
Now enter one Daniel Nightingale who has left Amity for [reason] and in [Hero's City], trying to keep a low profile because heroes exist now, he's retired now after sorting out the business between the ghostly and living worlds, and wants to have as close to a normal life as he possibly can before taking the throne.
But one day, he stops a known rouge that would've caused some serious harm to the populace if someone didn't stop them, gaining their attention. They try to get information on Danny, but there's nothing out of the ordinary on his file, so they decided to do the next best thing; watch him.
The young man is very guarded and observing his surroundings often, so the idea of him being a new meta struggling to handle his newly awakened powers or a new alien on Earth are possible theories.
The only problem is that, when they get they close, he tends to leave the area and head home. It's like this for a while until they realize they haven't seen him in some time now and find out he packed up his things and moved to another town...a different city a Leaguer call their hometurf, so they notify that hero of Danny's presence and the cycle repeats itself a few times before Danny is getting tracked by multiple Leauge members.
The latest Leaguer is trying to keep an eye on Danny without spooking him until Danny gets the jump on them and calls them by their civilian name while peltong them with hygiene products.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#Death Stench!au#Imagine going to a perfume department that specializes in ways you can die#And get hit with every sample at once#Wonder Woman is the biggest offender because of the warrior way of life#One of the bigger offenders but she won't say anything#Batman is in second place be he's constantly going out and getting into deadly situations#Superman is surprisingly lower in the placements because actually died so his scent is more focused on that rather than it be marinated#Imagine the guy you were stalking for weeks tellkng you that you smell like nearly murdered ass in front of a bunch of civilians#While people like Plastic Man make Danny gag like a cat because of the chemicals#Hawk Woman/Man make him physically wretch with all their reincarnations#Jason and Damian make him vomit with their exposure to sewer water quality ectoplasm#Jason and Damian are far offended than the other Leaguers and get things thrown at them by Danny#Jason/Damian: *Are in his proximity*#Danny: Stand BaCK I THINK i'M GONNA VoMiT
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I have no one to talk to about AU stuff so I'm just concept doodling and going insane
#Mephiles#mephiles the dark#sonic au#solaris#teeth#gore#technically? it's dry gore#my man be kinda crumbling as time goes on being split#thankfully for him it's not deadly just a pain in the ass; he can recharge by contact with the yellow super emerald#Knuckles is not happy about this. this creepy dude will not leave his house and he can't do anything about it#cause it was technically Solaris's house first#long story#most my shit is worldbuilding so there's always some weird details like that Solaris is literally the yellow Super Emerald#I should probably tag that actually since it's technically a character in this au#Yellow Super Emerald#I know Mephiles more associated with purple but I have reasons; I have a whole pepe silvia style thing going on with the super emeralds#these guys are so stupid and dumb all the time but also can change dimensions and be such a problem I love them#there are other canon guys that are also super emeralds but this aint about them#something hilarious to me about these petty gods maliciously ignoring their siblings getting fucked up cause 'I'm in my lane'#like babes; please; your bro is the head landscaper for Time as a dimension and he's being used as a science experiment by humans who know#not what they do; maybe you should be concerned about that#anyways I love beings beyond comprehension that absorb just enough personality to communicate but not enough to know how to do it *well*#Mephiles could have talked to someone like a normal person but naw he thought manipulating teenagers into fights would be the best way to#fix things. although tbf from his perspective Shadow swung first and Meph holds grudges and just wanted to fuck with him back#anyway; technically a 'good guy Mephiles' au; he's lawful good/neutral but he's an asshole about it; doing shit like pretending to kill#teenagers (there was no blood; Sonic didn't literally die and Solaris was trying to fix the timeline so it wouldn't even happen)#because it seemed like the easiest solution to the problem; essentially hardcore scaring the hiccups out of a kid#I'd like to believe even he'd recognize that being so incredibly resistant to crying probably indicates some underlying issue and she gets#therapy in his fixed timeline. especially cause he'd 1000% kill the duke way earlier like that guy tortured him apart yeah he ain't livin#my art
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so wild silly theory i don’t think dreyfus was ever married…
the only indication of a woman in his life is in the nightmare world gowther put him in, where he calls out to a woman named anne (?) but thats it.
we never fully see her, or hear her talked about, or anything…
and look dreyfus is clearly a loving guy, he very openly cares about his son (side note: notice how he always says "i want to be a great knight for my son" not "for my wife and son"), hendrickson, and even his brother whom he killed.
so wouldn't you think if he had a wife he would've mentioned it?
im not saying hes not in to women but i just dont think he was married…
edit: his wife is mentioned to have died at some point before the story but i will continue to live in delusion
#but honestly it could be 17389339 other reasons too i wont deny that#i just think its weird yk that its never but actually stated in anyway#or that dreyfus would be the type of guy to get married and NOT talk about said spouse#but maybe you call this wish fulfillmeng of a crazy shipper#anyways theres no wife its just hendrickson actually!#4kota really just proves me right because if they dont live together at the very least they work together still#seven deadly sins#sds#7ds#nanatsu no taizai#nnt#four knights of the apocalypse#mokushiroku no yon kishi#4kota
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got some of my jake art reblogged recently and i find it funny because right now i draw this man like this
( by right now i mean like 2 months ago this drawing is old
i'm sure i can draw him better like , actually right now . it's been so long since i drew him which is funny because he's my favorite character and i would die for him
#tw jake for brusk btw /j#sunny's rambles#sunny's art#i find that one piece extremely funny#i twinkified him way too much#i'm so sorry jake one day i'll actually draw you again and it's gonna be great#jake my beloved god i love that guy#anyways guys i realized something#my obsession with vargas chapters 20/21 is actually linked to my age regression issues#haha isn't that funny#realized because half of the stuff i like rn involves children being happy#that sounds SO weird but i swear it's just age regression i just want to be a kid again#like . i've been really into south park these days#and i realized that i don't even like the series that much#i'm just really fond of the characters#i would talk more about this in a separate post but i doubt anyone would be interested in the first place#ANYWAYS guys i just had the best of my life ( keeps talking#i went to school . stayed in the library for the whole day and doodled friday night funkin stuff on my homework#i'm absolutely obsessed with fnf right now and i think it's embarrassing#i was actually thinking on making some fnf vargas sprites . . .#i know someone else already made some but i want to get my hyperfixation and my special interest together okay#anyways ily jake#( destroys him with my deadly mind powers
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i kind of want to read stc because ive never read it before but i also never finished the sonic x comics but i also kind of want to re read at least part of archie because certain sections of it are just a huge blur to me because of the fact that i read the entire series including spinoffs and side comics over the course of like . 2 months tops. so many choices so many sonic comics to read .
#AND THERES ALSO SOME STUFF FROM IDW SONIC I NEVER READ.....#i havent missed much though because ive been reading it as it comes out since it started back in like 2018#i think the only things i havent read are the tails anniversary special and whatever is out of fang the hunter so far#because i forget they exist <3 sorry#and i also put off reading bad guys for a long time because it didnt interest me but i HAVE read it now#i read it sometime last year i think#(< guy who does not give a shit about mimic or starline unless theyre interacting with characters i actually like#and doesnt give a shit about the deadly six at all and likes rough and tumble but always forgets they exist)#also speaking of the fang spinoff i am kind of bitter that they put the main series on hiatus just for that ..............#not that i dont like fang or anything i just dont give nearly as big of a shit about classic sonic as i do modern#and also id rather see surge and kit than fang Sorrrryyyy
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Some people: Kaeya’s bio father is an abusive monster who abandoned his son in order to achieve his own selfish goals. He is an evil man who deserves everything awful that might happen to him.
Other people: Kaeya’s bio father did the right thing and leaving Kaeya in Mondstadt was the only way to give him a halfway-decent life. He is a better father than he is given credit for and should not be as hated as he is.
Me: Kaeya’s bio father is integral to the general ‘war is hell and bad choices can reverberate across time’ thing that Genshin seems to be going for. He made unethical choices, but mostly because the ONLY OPTIONS HE HAD WERE UNETHICAL. If our understanding of the Alberich’s role in Khaenri’ah is accurate, General Alberich (my name for him until stated otherwise) was suddenly in charge of a hopeless and dead kingdom which begged to be saved. Assuming that there was a reason Kaeya specifically was chosen for this mission, General Alberich was forced into a position where he needed to choose between the lives/future of every Khaenri’an vs the life and future of his young son. Abandoning either is an awful thing to do and a horrible decision, but the bad decisions of Celestia and Rhinedottir have led to a scenario where General Alberich can only make bad decisions. In the end, he chose to prioritize his people and made his young son into a spy. We do not know the process for this, but knowing how much Hoyoverse loves to torment people (especially Khaenri’ans) we can assume that this process was horrific for Kaeya and could definitely be considered abuse. General Alberich is effectively making his son into a child soldier for a war that the majority of people never wanted or asked for, and one Kaeya was likely far too young to understand. At least, until he was forced to grow up far too quickly in order to fulfill his duty. General Alberich likely loathed everything about what was happening and even in his last moments with his son he asks for forgiveness. He knows that what he is doing is wrong, but to turn back now is to both abandon his subjects and make everything that happened to Kaeya in order to turn him into a child spy be for nothing. So yeah, General Alberich is a terrible person who made horrible choices. But war and the bad actions of others have created a situation where he has nothing BUT horrible choices and where being a terrible person is the only thing he can be. And that’s without considering how the curse/abyssal corruption could impact the scenario.
#idk#I just think that Kaeya's father is kinda an Asgore situation#where the only decisions he could possibly make were awful and unethical ones but choosing neither would create an even worse outcome#also I want to clarify that both of the other interpretations that I parroted before giving my own thoughts are valid#because we are working with such limited information and yeah no shit people are gonna have differing thoughts#people have differing beliefs and perspectives on things which are CANONICALLY CONFIRMED to be clear situations with lots of info about it#so of course people are going to go in like 80 different directions with his character#BECAUSE WE HAVE NEXT TO NOTHING TO GO OFF OF#and basically every interpretation of him I've seen is pretty reasonable#Like yeah man's son is a child spy who was abandoned in a far away country for the purpose of being a spy for Khaenri'ah's interests#thinking that he was an abusive asshole isn't exactly unreasonable#nor is it unreasonable to believe that he was actually a decent man who left his son in Mondstadt as the 'only hope' of Khaenri'ah#because he just wanted Kaeya to live on and have a life outside of the Abyss#and Kaeya was mistaken when he thought he was simply being left behind as a pawn#Genshin is no stranger to unreliable narrators and this wouldn't be the first time a character story wildly mischaracterizes something#so like...both of those interpretations are valid#and pretty fair ones as well#But I think that it really is like an Asgore situation where yeah this guy sucks and he is an awful person who made so many bad choices#But also was left with nothing BUT bad choices through war and grief and other factors that were genuinely outside of his control#Sacrifice your son's childhood and happiness by forcing him to be a child spy and abandoning him in the middle of a deadly storm#or let your people (including yourself) rot away into nothingness while facing a fate worse than death while they all but scream to be saved#there are no good options#kaeya's father#don't take this too seriously I just really liked Undertale when I was younger and I'm getting Asgore vibes from General Alberich
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so in juniper's campaign we've just found ourselves in a high-stakes situation that I as a player do frankly find stressful and am anxious about, but hey hi also the DM was like 'okay here are the exact mechanics of how this is going to work because I don't want to surprise you with serious repercussions, also here are all the options you will have to try to do something about the situation-- [affected player] what do you think? honest feedback, I don't want it to feel unfair, I want to be clear that I am not just trying to kill your character, and if it ends up being badly balanced we can revisit it down the road' and oh my god I could COLLAPSE and WEEP with gratitude
#[tears in my fucking eyes] WHAT IF DND WAS GOOD!! WHAT IF A DM THAT'S GOOD!!!#LIKE I've said actually MOST of my DMs are good but because of the way this situation was presented specifically#where-- as NOT the affected player-- it does feel like the way it came up was a little unfair and I AM worried about the stakes--#I REALLY SPENT SO MUCH OF THAT ABOVE-TABLE TALK GOING OH WOW I FEEL LIKE OUR FRIEND ACTUALLY LOVES US AND WANTS THIS TO BE FUN!!#I DON'T KNOW THAT I AGREE WITH WHAT HE'S DOING HERE BUT I TRUST MY FRIEND AND IT'S SAFE FOR US TO TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS PLAYER TO DM!!#WOWIE THAT FEELS RELEVANT TO MY DND EXPERIENCE RIGHT NOW LMAO!!!#'I've looked at your stats and inventories to try to make this serious but balanced but if it doesn't work we can retool it'#'I want to be extremely clear that this situation could kill destal so I want to be extremely sure that you're comfortable with that--#-- and with how the mechanics are designed around it'#I am fucking. on my KNEES WEEPING. at the contrast with how punishing and DEEPLY unfun felix campaign has relentlessly been the whole time#and how little of a fuck it feels like THAT DM gives when he's like 'this random rolltable encounter was deadly :)'#'you guys didn't get hit last time and got all your spells back right?' uhhh wrong and wrong and we TALKED about that last time#are you gonna revisit the balance on your fifth in a row 'if you fail you'll TPK' scenario? no? yeah I figured lol#christ knows HE'S never invited feedback on his DMing. you KNOW I don't feel safe to say 'hey this doesn't feel fair or fun' with him#AND LIKE!! WITH A DM I TRUST I FEEL SAFE ENOUGH TO REALLY PLAY WITH SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENING!! YAY YIPPEE STAKES AND PATHOS!!!#I don't just want nothing bad to happen ever! but I don't want it to feel careless or heartless or just... Not Fun#anyway. grasping william's hands so tightly. my beloved friend. my wonderful friend. what a relief to have a DM that's good#after the shit we've been through in our now most-frequently-run campaign#the thing I'm mad about is that destal has been making a mystery saving throw every night-- but this was imperceptible to the characters#so we weren't acting on it#and now that he's failed it three times the situation is 'okay NOW you will be maming a con save every night and accumulating exhaustion'#'which can't be removed by sleeping' [six levels of exhaustion Kill You]#so like!! well okay I wish we had had ANY way of knowing how urgent this was before we got to 'now there's a deadly countdown' BUT OKAY#but like I said. he clearly put a lot of thought into the math for the mechanics#he made sure that we DO actually have ANYTHING we can do to mitigate the condition and outlined several options specifically and clearly#he checked in with justin about whether that seemed fair and opened it for future retooling if necessary#so I'm just at 'that was kind of a rugpull dude :/' instead of DESPAIRING lmao#this is a level of Oh Shit that's juicy! this is a level of Oh Shit that might force dramatic character choices out of desperation!#THIS IS AN OH SHIT WHERE WE STILL GET TO PLAY DND ABOUT IT AND HAVE ANY AGENCY WHATSOEVER. WHAT A CONCEPT.#ANYWAY!!! GOOD DND SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
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goes into tags for one of my fandoms. watches that one fandom's wheel of fortune swing back around to 'why are m*rder hornets building nests on my blog?'
#the metaphor is thus: someone in fandom wants to create a hornet character. no one wants to interact with hornets.#bc they sting and hurt irl. some people in comm might even belong to cultures where hornets hurt their relatives or themselves.#the hornet fan gets mad. we're oppressing them! we're mean because we won't write with them! then they think they hit a hail mary:#'how can you be mad at me writing a hornet when you guys play dragons and 0wlbears? they're way more deadly.'#and so we all shut up sit back and watch the hornet fan begin to panic that actual irl stinging hornets start circling their content#and entrenching themselves in fandom after a long winter hiatus bc everyone else sprayed them with pesticide last time they rolled up.#the whole house is infested. the hornet fan has to run. abandon blog. they swear they're not an actual hornet and don't understand why#their hornet-aligned content attracted real life hornets.#they realize the difference between irl hornets and the fictional dragons and 0wlbears.#all a metaphor for an irl h*te group that for some reason people want to romanticize/make cool villains around...#in a fandom based around the dragons and 0wlbears killing and eating hornets.#fuckin wild it's happening again.#out of stories#SIPPING MY MILK AS I SHAKE UP A BIG CAN OF FASH-B-GONE BC THE EDGY COLLEGE KIDS DON'T REALIZE SOME CONTENT IS ALWAYS GONNA BE P0LITICAL#AN ACTUAL MEMBER OF THAT GROUP IS JUST GONNA SEE PROPAGANDA WHEN YOU DRAW YOUR KAWAII OC IN THE UNIFORM --#WE'RE NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE WE'VE DONE THIS DANCE TO DEATH WHENEVER THIS SHIT EMBOLDENS THE ACTUAL ASSHOLES.#WHEN WE SAY 'HEY DON'T DO THAT' IT'S NOT COMING FROM A PLACE OF CENSORSHIP IT'S 'HEY YOU'RE GONNA GET STUNG WE DON'T WANT THAT.'#vent //#tbd //
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me about pigeons and tarantulas. i apologize to anyone who talks to me ever
#to a lesser extent just animals in general but pigeons and tarantulas are my guys 💯#actually this pic is about me always really because i have the deadly autism adhd combo
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Eli Moskowitzcore
#so tiny but SO deadly#also!!! as someone who used to work with dogs#can confirm that the poodle mixes are the ones most likely to take a finger off#toy poodles themselves? Actually incredibly chill#but you start mixing those guys with other dogs and they turn into bastards#I once had to deal with a cockapoo who hated me because I wouldn't let him eat his own puke one time#and let me tell you#I have never felt so in danger of my hands being torn clean off#eli moskowitz#hawk
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dick grayson in fanon: sweet silly older brother, pretty but stupid, favourite child, happy robin, basically batman 2.0 but a nice person, his brothers are more skilled and could outpace him but they love him anyways, goody-two-shoes, good relationship with batman, responsible eldest child, mentally stable and supportive
dick grayson in canon:
became robin so he wouldnt commit first degree murder
like all of his appearances young justice season 1 are about how hes a maniac and a genius
leader and strategist of the teen titans
actually Murdered the joker
considered an equal by the worlds most dangerous and deadly mercenary
was literally fired by batman and only really continued working w him because of jason and babs
managed to keep up with angsty new-to-the-job batman
has had so many arguments with bruce its a miracle he hasnt cut him off forever (hes tried though)
can take down the entire teen titans if he wanted despite being the only one of them with no superpowers/abilities
was the definition of angsty teenager
inherits his insane paranoia from bruce
a thread away from breaking the no-kill rule, give him a rest
hes literally feral guys i mean cmon
#can you tell that i really love teen titans 2003#dick grayson#i have so many emotions for this guy#batfam#batman#nightwing#he means so much to me#call nightwing incapable and i will break your knees#nobody understands me#angsty emoji#i needed to rant quickly
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I will not complain about my job, I will not complain about my job, I will no-
IM GONNA RIP MY SUPERVISORS EYELASHES OUT
-t complain about my job.
#Supervisor is HRs son so you can't say shit <3#company owner wants us to carve pumpkins so she can put them on facebook like shes taking pics of her kids#im gonna draw a fucking dick on the pumpkin#OHHH OR I COULD DRAW MY SUPERVISOR AND THEN SHOVE A KNIFE IN IT#I swear im not typically an aggressive person but you gotta understand this due is the seven deadly sins embodiment#he wont leave the female workers alone and i think the only reason he doesnt flirt with me is because i look like a guy#pros and cons of a buzzcut really#i just hate him soooo much#vent#work vent#complaining about work#thats a tag???#understandable actually#capitalism#toxic workplace#toxic work environment#im gonna die putting these tags on its too funny tagging this shit#tee hee my boss is a nazi 🤭😜✌️
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"ex" husband
simon "ghost" riley
cw: pwp/smut, ex husband!simon, possessive!simon, dark themes, mirror sex & other smut, major red flags, proceed with caution, bad husband!simon, manipulation
bunny says: once you fuck crazy, you never not fuck crazy
simon didn't believe in divorce. he made a vow to be with you till death, he wasn't going to skimp out on the years you could spend together. he wouldn't accept that you wanted to be without him.
he had you on the floor of your shared bedroom, you were holding onto him behind yourself while his hands were on your hips. he was rubbing his cock up against your slick entrance.
"have you had any other guys over? fuckin' them in my bed, in my home that i paid for?" he held it over your head as he watched your face contort with pleasure. he continued to rub his tip up against your slit.
"no, simon." you panted. your heart raced with every moment that passed. your body was hot all over. "i haven't had anyone else, not since you." your pussy clenched around nothing in anticipation for what was to come. you were almost certain that your cunt was formed to the size of his cock.
"good, good. i don't want some fuckin' prick comin' to my home and fuckin' my girl." his voice was low as he got a hand between your legs and touched your clit with his rough fingers.
you arched your back and moaned out loud. you could be as loud as you needed to be. he kept his wife in a home far enough from everything that you could whimper and whine to your heart's content. your eyes fluttered closed as you felt the thrill of pleasure through your body.
"nothin' can have ya. no stupid asshole who thinks he can have what is mine. you made a promise, love. to be loyal to your husband." he growled as he gripped your jaw with his other hand and made you look into the mirror, "i don't think someone who wants to leave her husband would be lettin' him fuck her in their bedroom."
"simon, please." you whimper.
"nah, nah, love.' he said, accent heavier due to the immense lust in his body, "i was a good man to you. lovin', carin', did everythin' for ya. and you turn around like an ungrateful brat and try to leave me." his voice was getting deadly. his hand still held your jaw and his other played with your clit. you were stuck to him, "fuckin' slag. surprised you haven't fucked your way through the neighborhood to find a new man. because you'd never find one like me. or you're scared. scared i'd find him, and make him go missin'."
you swallowed, fear struck through you, "simon. i didn't sleep with anyone."
he buried his nose into your hair and groaned as his cock still prodded your pussy lips, "i know, i know. you don't actually want to leave me. your girlfriends got these thoughts into your head that i don't think are true. better without me? love, i made you."
you panted heavily, it was hard to look into the mirror with his hot words into your mouth. maybe he was right, maybe you didn't want to leave him. he had given you everything throughout your entire marriage. why would you sacrifice it?
he pulled his hand away from your pussy and guided his cock into your pussy. the stretch had you gripping onto him. the angle was awkward but he had you contorted to fit his pleasure.
"my good wife." he purred, "i'll always love you. even when you're not usin' that head of yours right. but don't worry." he kissed your cheek, "i'll always take care of my girl."
you held onto him as he thrusted into your from behind. you felt the air leave your lungs whenever he pushed into you. it was an intense feeling on your behalf. you had never imagined that fucking your soon-to-be ex-husband would feel so good.
"like that, love?"
you nodded meekly, "it feels good."
"that's a good girl." he groaned, "made perfectly for me. you are such a good girl for me, love. why would you want to go anywhere? stay with me, keep your vow."
your thighs quivered from the intense feeling of pleasure. your breathing was heavy and your head felt full. your heart leapt every time his cock nudged against a sensitive spot.
"please, simon. i can't be your wife."
"you can. and you will." he took you by the face and tilted your head back so he could kiss you passionately.
you melted into the kiss, as did the last of your resolve. your core throbbed with a need for him. he melted away all your problems. the more he fucked you, the more you wanted to stay with him.
he was your husband after all.
the sex between you two was hot and messy. it made you core soaked as he continued to bully his cock into your sweet cunt with every hard thrust.
"say you love me."
"i love you." you replied, your eyes hooded.
"good girl." he groaned, "i want to hear that every day until you can no longer speak." he licked across your bottom lip, "my good girl."
you whined as your body shook with each thrust of his hips. your pussy clenched around his cock. you felt your mouth to be dry and you voice strained.
simon loved taking you apart, only to put you back together. he continued to fuck you with abandon. he gazed at you with his nose in your hair as he thrusted up into you.
your noises were so cute, you really just were so small compared to him. you needed him! what were you thinking leaving him? you needed your big strong military husband to make sure that you were safe. don't be silly now!
he kissed your neck as he felt the surge of pleasure in his gut. his heart hammered with each every thrust. you were made for him. as he kissed the tip of your ear, he felt the blush that spread across your skin.
"please, simon."
"i got ya, love." he said, "i got ya." with a few more thrusts that hit in just the right place. you saw stars as you climaxed around his cock. his was soon to follow as his cum hit the back of your womb.
where it belonged.
as you rested your face on the carpet of the bedroom in an effort to cool down, simon grabbed your hips and started to thrust into you once more. his cock still painfully hard.
"you've done enough damage, love. so just sit there and let your husband take care of you." his voice was low and deadly. your best option would to just let simon do what he wanted.
-
"so mrs. riley. you've decided against the divorce. any particular reason why?"
you relaxed a little bit in the sleek office chair across the desk from your lawyer. your hand was on your middle as you smiled, "well, we're having a son soon, and he needs his father in his life. so i reconsidered."
"the case against your husband is fairly strong. broken locks on the door, his overly possessive behaviour, the text messages and voice mails, all of it. you could be granted a divorce quite easily."
you shook your head, "no need. we've worked it out." you smiled at the lawyer. you knew your simon was waiting for you in the car. his words echoed in your mind as you assured your lawyer that her services weren't needed.
you and simon were properly a family now. you didn't need to tear it apart. after all, how else were you going to end up with many little rileys running around?
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