#AT THE LOCAL 5 GUYS
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OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD
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"I didn't want to make it seem like I was holding him hostage..."
#persona 5#goro akechi#takuto maruki#Maruki what were you thinking#based on this line alone Maruki is the kinda guy to say “no offense” and think that actually removes the offense from the comment /j#HAHAHA anyway this line was just really funny to me and never fails to make me give our local therapist a *look*
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"Thank God this is the country where bribery can do anything" Jonathan Harker says, like half the dock workers in England aren't going to have to list him on their taxes as a major source of income
#dracula daily#dracula#jonathan harker#i just love him. he's a treasure. local wife guy on his way to murder a vampire.#also (i caught up over today and yesterday) nothing is more 🤌🤌🤌 mmmmmm good shit than mina asking him to kill her if she turns#and jonathan aggressively Not Agreeing To That#why has every adaptation just cut jonathan as a standard issue boring englishman when actually he is slightly crazed#and also always about 5 seconds of privacy away from making out sloppy style with his wife#jonathan harker 🤝 gomez addams is my point here#get me the adaptation that includes jonathan's evolution from A Pleasure To Have In Class to Ur-White Haired Anime Boy please
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OHMYFUCKING GODHAHAUAU
#GUYS SO I LIVE ON A SMALL ISLAND AND I HAVNT BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANY DMC MERCH AT ANY OF MY LOCAL GEEK STORES AND I DIDNT WANNA ORDER SHIT#ONLINE#TODAY I LUCKILY FOUND A STORE AT THE FLEA MARKET THAT SOLD DMC MERCH AND I WAS LIKE HOLLLLY SHITT#HAHAUJAHA#devil may cry#dmc#vergil sparda#devil may cry 5#dmc 5#dante sparda#dmc memes#vergil dmc#incorrect dmc quotes#dante dmc
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It was only supposed to be Joe 5 with three others, but then this happened and now a wholeass roster has formed...
The beauty mark became a star tattoo (he painted over it). Also I'm trying out a beige jacket instead. The orange works better here.
Blue variation:
#baldis basics#BBAU#WTTW#so many...#billy#denied#dave 1#viktor#gonzalo#joe 5#dia#c baldi#plus baldi#alex#aldurra#billy is just. short. local lithuanian short king. how viktor let this guy be a warden for two (2) whole alexes is beyond me#denied looks like a friend despite everything. please cherish him#dave 1 would like viktor to throw him back into prison to avoid spending one (1) more second floating next to two of the three billters#i wish i had dave 82 in on this but hed have to stand for it to be accurate. just know that all daves share the same height#viktor is in the dumbest “i had to do it to them” pose ever#gonzalos details didnt kill me this time#joes would have an oval nose but somehow i think a pointier one would suit 5 sorry#dia got very tol#c baldi with the blue eyes and DCed limbs+fingers and those hem flairs#plus is a stereotypical baldi but only appearance-wise#gotta love alex hiding his scythe as poorly as possible#and aldurra spawning a third finger just to flip someone off#and despite all this. joe 5 has never talked to any of these people. well he encountered alex once during the Incident but thats about it
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sci i have a vintage donald duck anthology <3 i appreciate that you have some odd hyperfixations bc i have a TON
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we love duck
#hmm. trying to think up other obsessions i have that you guys don't know about.#douglas adams.#i've bought and read Every Single Douglas Adams book. multiple times.#i think i've read the entire hitchhikers guide to the galaxy trilogy of 5 like. 7 times.#that's not including the times i've listened to the audiobook.#um. uuum.#i don't know if any of my other interests qualify.#i am. pretty normal about everything else.#drag queens maybe. but not. like. i don't watch any media about drag queens. i'd die before i watch rupaul (sorry)#but i like to know all the drag queens local to me and follow and support them.#also lately i've become obsessed with coatis. they have a long snoot and i think they're really neat.#i begged my mum to bring one back for me from mexico. and she brought me a stuffed toy coati. and i love him a lot.#they look so friend. i met loads of them on my last trip to mexico and i haven't stopped thinking about them since.#they're like. elongated raccoons. like if you put a raccoon in a taffy puller. i love them.
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was kinda thinking about this when I saw Renee Rapp live recently-- I didn't know her visual vibe, I'd heard a few songs here and there but I hadn't really *seen* her, and her attire at Osheaga was really casual, a jersey (baseball/basketball?) and slacks. And that was so amazing! I couldn't help thinking, the work Billie Eilish has done for how women in pop music are allowed to dress is incredible. Seeing her up there all comfortable you just know that Billie walked in her oversized tops so that Renee in her slacks could run; Billie walked through all the critcisms about how she dressed slobbily and having to assert that she didn't owe anyone a display of skin, so that Renee could be comfortable and unquestioned running up and down the catwalk in front of 10,000 people. How iconic.
And I don't think we even realised at the time how much something as simple as letting Billie dress the way she as a (then-) 17-year-old teenager dressed, could end up meaning for a future generation of women in music.
Obviously there is still way to go, there were weirdos complaining about how 'plain' Dua Lipa's Glastonbury outfit was this year (in 2024!!), l have to ask, are you at Paris Fashion Week?? She is the musical HEADLINER of an entire day of music at one of the biggest music festivals in the world, and you can't grant her the space to exist as an artist, you have to moan about her dress not being excitingly revealing enough. There's work to do, it's still dismal out there. But the space Billie Eilish has created for a most ordinarily-dressed woman popstar is still heartening.
#music#rambling away; I'll log off#man. I remember how on the other hand when I was going to my first ever gig my guitar teacher said to me#notice how plainly he's dressed? No frills. His music speaks for himself.#(The musician in question was Slash and apart from his very recognisable hat and sunglasses; he was wearing a plain white t-shirt with a#minnie mouse graphic print in the centre. I think sometimes about how not even women in rock music are afforded that.#Like this is a thing across genres#With the exception of Franz Ferdinand for whom Alex has actually said in interviews that they treated FF gigs as nights out#and so dressed like they'd be dressed for a club night out--#most other guy bands are like *picked a tee off the floor*#whereas the girls in bands I've seen-- even literally just local musicians-- the girls in our local rock bands feel compelled to#dress like it's graduation day#Like we had this really cool local band-- singer's a girl in second year of uni#keeping up with the fact that they were playing like RHCP and Muse covers on stage; fast stuff--#she was up there in a delicate dress and heels and stomping across stage n all#and the rest of her band; dudes; were quite comfortable in their t-shirts#like of course she made a choice herself and was more than capable of stomping in heels--I mean I've seen Phoebe from Lambrini Girls#JUMP OFF a 5-ft platform stage while wearing 3-inch block heels. And in a party dress!#But then again Lambrini Girls genuinely are freaks of nature and I envy anyone who's going to see them open for Amyl & the Sniffers rn#bc that's an EXPLOSIVE combo. Nonetheless. I was saying.#Part of it certainly comes from a normalisation of just superhuman strength; balance + praying there's no malfunction with your skirt#which DOES happen at rock shows more frequently than you'd imagine. It's just if you're in a good crowd they'll pretend they saw nothing#but it's certainly more practical to gig in sneakers and trousers lol. From experience!#billie eilish#renee rapp#women in music#pop music#dua lipa#Also like Billies doing it for the pop lesbians#lesbian
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My brain just hit an old hyperfixation (is this what it's called? I hope I used the word right) and oh dear am I losing my mind now. I need to write a story I think. About this one old guy. He's unhinged. There's so much information about him and yet not enough. I want to explore his character so much. He's definitely a criminal - at least he was one - and I'm 95% sure he can do actual real magic, and he's a musician and an artist and an actor and a magician and a philosopher and a traveler and a conman and so much more and also I think he's some kind of immortal. Maybe he just has a VERY long life. It's strongly implied he was a pirate at some point of his life. He started a cult by accident several times. My conspiracy theories about him include him being a secret god.
He's also a freaking round blue raven. Someone save me from my mind.
#seriously why is he so cool#he's like. a ball.#he's ROUND#if no one stops me I'm gonna make an au and introduce all my mutuals to a russian cartoon that lives in my head rent-free#it has an obviously mysterious old man and an old woman who seems to be very normal but actually has some weird past as well#and they're in love you can fight me on this THEY. ARE. IN LOVE.#there's a disastrous scientist who keeps forgetting to sleep and is kinda cute in a nerdy way#there's a mechanic guy who lives a bit away from everyone surrounded by tech and he's actually unhinged#he's a single father btw. he made a robot baby because he was lonely. it's very important for his character.#I WILL ship the scientist and the mechanic because no one can stop me <3#there's a local farmer who was a famous disco dancer an archeologist and a VERY famous actor in the past. he doesn't care about it anymore.#he was like. Captain America actor kind of famous. or Superman.#and then he just committed a bunch of crimes for his new friends and left to live in a village far away from big cities#all those people with very suspicious past raise a bunch of children together#absolutely inseparable adhd and autism best friends boys who I think are capable of destroying the world#and toxic teenagers couple:#a girl who honestly needs to figure herself out first before dating anyone and a poet boy who is SO deeply in love with her it's not okay#the farmer dude also has a rebellious teenager niece who visits him sometimes#and the mechanic's kid is usually in space but sometimes returns and I am not ashamed to admit that I cried during some of those episodes#I am going to think about them. they are so important to me.#I am going insane.#also yes they are all round animals. if you're wondering.#someone just tranquillise me already or something. it's 5 a.m. and I am losing my sanity
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I think today I will cry about BC not making tour vlogs anymore 😔
#yes i'm still bitter about the live performance video they posted yesterday#it seemed more like something made for promotion and marketing rather than for fans to relive the moment#or for fans who couldn’t attend to experience it as if they were there#the frame wouldn’t span on one moment for longer than 1.5 seconds which made it kinda messy#and you didn't really get a good picture of what the show was actually like#they didn't show how awkwardly long it took for the curtain to be gathered and carried away 🤭#instead they showed moshpits THAT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN DURING THOSE SONGS 🙄#and the content you see on their band account on tiktok/ig is no different#good for promotion i guess. uninteresting for their existing fans 🥱#i get that editing vlogs is extra work (for joonas) and that some of them may not want there to be a camera on their face all the time#and that *siiiiiiiiiiigh* ''youtube is dead'' 🙄#but i don't think i would have fallen for this band half as bad as i did if it wasn't for the umk/esc vlogs and the content from summer '21#followed by more tour vlogs from their other tours#nowadays it's only fast-paced tiktoks and promotion and joel's SUPER FUNNY filters 🙂#i would give up them all for 5-minutes of vlog-like content from the EU tour 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#whose dick do i need to suck for this huh?#joel is it yours (as the band's social media guy)?? i will do it in the back alley of your local sushi buffet#just tell me when and i'll be there but make sure your cock's already out and hard i haven't got all day
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Bes Jamboree Badur 101: aside from jester work hours, slay on overtime
#oc#jjba oc#art#jojo oc#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#Dio needs a little jester please itd be so funny if Kak and Pucci weren’t the only little guys he got#this is actually her part 4 and 5 era. her part 3 era has her actually in a jester outfit#local child dropped off in the worlds most haunted Egyptian town#vampire man says free real estate#character design#< ? I’m trying here 😭😭#FAVGOT JESTER 💥💥💥💥💥#if you can’t tell what gender that’s intentional she be switching constantly all pronouns ass
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so what i've learned is that for mitch marner specifically any points earned in a blowout game don't count actually. especially not in a blowout game where he helped swing the momentum. also points super don't count if you got them in games 1-4 of a potential 7 games series because idk reasons. being the first maple leaf with a round 2 gwg in half a million years doesn't count the most obviously because it wasn't a game 5, 6, or 7. it doesn't matter how you got to games 5-7 but if you're not putting up points in that exact stretch of games then well you're just not built for playoff hockey apparently. unless your name isn't mitch marner of course.
REALLLL TO ALL OF THIS.... everything he's done in the playoffs is bad and he's a whiny child apparently for ? existing ? having an occasional bad game when he just came back from an injury known to continuously impact your game while you heal ? we're just gonna look over the fact that he was better in the first game than everyone that contributed in the second bc we didn't win the first, lol. amazes me that no matter how many times i read this shit, i get so worked up every time like. not even from a mitch marner fan perspective sometimes but just from the sheer lack of fucking LOGIC and then seeing hundreds to thousands of people agree? like bro this is really partially the worst fanbase in the league, lol. i am NOT ride or die with all of you stupid fucks, that's for sure.
even yesterday i was just seeing stats about how he and mo were at the top of the list of most pass to shot attempts made in the oz so far in the ENTIRE playoffs and i'm like ????????????? you'd think he was doing NOTHING just bc his linemates can't put it in, lol. i'm so tired of people saying 'the second mitch is on a non-leaf team, he'll win a cup with them' even as defense of mitch from the fanbase bc like. he's not going anywhere?????? he's got a nmc like what are we even hypothetically discussing??????? him for WHICH stud dman on the market??? letting him walk and pissing off your franchise star center while you're at it???? like what. anyway. the extension with a raise is going to hit so hard after all the 'mitch can only stay if he takes a discount' too fhijdsklfejds.
#easks#bro ill watch a team where 5 players take half the cap for the rest of eternity#i dont give a fuck#hope it stops the leafs from re-signing some guys too just to piss off the worst part of the fanbase even MORE#god.#cant even fully enjoy the leafs success bc it will somehow still be abt how mitch marner isnt good enough#which in turn makes me wanna see the leafs never win the cup just to fuck those ppl over. ok but i want 1634 cup. fkldsjklf#im not a crest above everyone type person lol#im here for mitch and auston and have attachment to some other guys but oh man#its glg forever bc my guys are gonna be leafs forever#not bc im rooting for the leafs no matter what . lmfao#ik its bc im not local that im not ride or die in the same way but i love those guys so much and am loyal to them#and will be loyal to the team they play for with no issue#i just hate such a huge section of leaf fans it makes it impossible to feel kinship lol
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Can't buy anything online for less than $5 anymore maaaaaan
#sucktacular sucks#dumb vent but still maaaannnnn#i get it but broooooo#cant even find anything local for cheap anymore#everyone is a 'collector' or selling 'vintage'#bro i just wanna have fun and be silly and enjoy objects until they turn to dust#voice of a guy just wanting some cute pokemon tcg sleeves but not for $20 LOL#me when i. when i. no money. but want thing. is that so wrong?#i got one pack for ~$5 but it was the literal only cute design i could find#that was under $15 like fuuuuuuck what the heck man#idk ignore me im yelling at the clouds but i miss the days of:#ebay! show me random shit for $1!#imagine if someone had a bunch of pokemon cards and sleeves they just didnt want#and sent them to me#so i could play card game with my bf on the floor#like where's someones mom selling the most beat up played with misc box of cards for $10#bout to make my own at this rate#end telegram#my brain is pudding ignore me
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Sheridan: please stop appearing out of nowhere, it’s terrifying and distracting
Kosh: I will always be here
Kosh: :)
#who are queue? what do queue want?#babylon 5#incorect babylon 5 quote#john sheridan#ambassador kosh#source: me begging for mercy and my senior year history teacher actively denying me my humble request#in the middle of the freezer aisle in my local grocery store#well after graduation; mind you#I’m terrified of her forever & always#to this day; she’s my Kosh#I was a silly little guy trying to fulfill a silly little prophecy and she motivated me in ways I never could fully understand
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Did I misread your tags or did you recently see The Apprentice? If so, do you mind sharing your thoughts both on the film and on Jeremy Strong’s performance (or just the performances generally)? I’ve heard mixed things on the film but as a succession fan I’m always rooting for Jeremy haha
Ah! You didn't misread, I saw it last night!
And yeah, mmm. I'm still making my mind up on the film overall? I'm really glad I saw it and I think Ali Abbasi is a very technically skilled director and one who had a clear vision for the film. He plays around a lot with different styles, so there are points where it looks and feels very slick, but also times where it feels like you're really watching home movies or a reality show or a news feature from the late 70s/early 80s which does a lot of impressive work in terms of both embedding you in the era and foreshadowing other parts of Trump's life. It's a really cool technique, and works really well in letting this slice of Trump's life (because it really is a slice that literally begins with him meeting Roy Cohn and ends with Cohn's death) still feel like a part of a whole without getting bogged down in the familiar pitfalls of a biopic.
Jeremy's really incredible in it, and I mean, some of the reviews have already said this, but his ability to find the humanity in morally bankrupt, soulless men and embed that in his performances continues to be pretty unmatched. Roy Cohn is depicted as unequivocally evil in the film, but his downfall and death is shockingly affecting, and a lot of that comes down to Jeremy's performance. I actually think one of the most interesting themes the film explored too was Cohn's sexuality and his relative openness with being gay, yet his absolute willingness to weaponise other people's sexuality and actively harm the gay community. I don't think we actually get that many depictions in film of the 'fuck you, I got mine' minority leader, and the film does a really good job of depicting that with Jeremy's Cohn.
The depiction of Trump though is probably what I have an overall issue with (and, of course, the timing of the film's release). It does show him to ultimately be a pathetic husk of a man with a nose for opportunity who only really succeeds due to his father's money and Cohn's guidance, but I don't know. That might be the man Trump is, but it doesn't really make for a compelling film? I think a part of my issue is probably with Sebastian Stan's performance. I generally like him as an actor, and I think he does a really good job of capturing Trump's mannerisms and evolving into his way of speaking, but I kind of got the feeling that he didn't understand Trump, which left the performance feeling kind of shallow? It was especially stark against Jeremy's performance because like I said, he was able to depict Cohn as the monster he was while still finding a thread of humanity to hold to which made me still loathe him, but also left me feeling like I understood him.
I think the film's approach to Trump was that there's really nothing to him, which begs the question of why make a movie about him at all? The timing of course implies something, however you want to read it, but I don't know. I don't think Maria Bakalova had much to work with in playing Ivana either (although I think she did the best she could with what she got), but yeah, I think perhaps a stronger actor could've done more in the role of Trump, but I also think the movie wanted him to come across as pretty empty, so - - yes. I'm still making my mind up, haha.
#i kinda want to see it again actually#i think it's really stylistically clever#and very well edited#so i kinda want to watch it focusing on that haha#but yeah jeremy's pretty incredible in it#he got really thin for the role though which surprised me#like he's always been a pretty small guy but especially towards the end when cohn's dying of aids he was super tiny#but yes i generally go to the movies every tuesday night because tix at my local indie are AUD$8#so like USD$5 or £4#suuuper cheap and i love it#film asks#succession cast
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i don’t personally find this a vitriolic statement to make, but my friend is considering dressing up as tashi from challengers but she isn’t any part black which is like sure people dress up as characters of other races all the time, but tashi being biracial is such a big part of her character and also dually important for people like me to have that kind of rep when it is so sparse. so maybe i’m a bitch orr maybe i care about POC representation in media being left to those who actually identify with it
#if you want an i like to watch men kiss costume there are 5 other movies i can name#and an additional 50 that the local fujo can provide#it’s like this time some guy i knew dressed up as tyler the creator but everyone thought he was mr rogers…because of his skin color 😭
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i have many damn arts here, which is im on hiatus lololol
i also use base, but i dont know who the artists was :(
#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#oc art#digital art#local 5#hatusne miku#rubber hose animation#hiatus is over#hiatus is bad guys#HATSUNE MIKU IS THAT YOU?!?!
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