#um. uuum.

[sciderman]

sci i have a vintage donald duck anthology <3 i appreciate that you have some odd hyperfixations bc i have a TON

🤝

we love duck

[iidsch]

Anyway here are the texts that you can see on the trailer, since they only appear for a second

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

it beat my ass one billion times but i forgive it bc i can't stay mad at that puppy dog eye

reference beneath the cut, ahee hee

[catch57]

Cowboys (2020). btw..

[revenge-is-coming]

Honey don't be afraid to show your face you're so handsome 💔 here. I made you some soup and sandwiches. Sit and eat while I brush your hair?

jesus, man …

are you trying to set me off or something? why do you care so damn much?

i can’t tell if you’re serious.

[mehiwilldoitlater]

Dehya:...What's happening here?!

Y/n:*in bed, full of bandages, with a small tray of food and some hot milk.*

Candace: *the one tending your wounds* Um? Isn't obvious?

Dehya:I don't mean this! I mean THEM! *Pointing to you*

Y/N:..H-Hi Dehya...

Candace: Dehya, please, your tone. You're scaring them.

Dehya: They should be! Why is the impostor here? And why are you curing them?

Candace: Our village will always welcome every traveler and, in this case, tend to their wounds and scars.

Dehya: They are WANTED! In all Teyvat!

Candace: Ah, They are? Well, it's a fortune then that the desert is obstile to many of them...

Y/n: I-If I'm a burden, I can just leave. I don't want to cause any trouble in Aaru village.

Dehya: Finally, some sense here!

Candace: ...or I can find you a more suitable place to live? Wouldn't it be better to stay in the desert?

Y/n: t-that's would be so nice?

Candace; good! Dehya, you'll take care of them until I find the right place.

Dehya:UH?!

A few days later

Dehya: *chatting nicely, showing you her makeup*, and this one is a very rare kind of green.

Y/n: *fully recovered* oh! I know it! It's from Malachite stone!

Candace: *leaning to the door* I found a nice little place, not so far from here. Would you like to

Dehya: ....UUUm..w-why don't you let them stay?! After all, what place is more secured than Aaru village?

Candace..* a small smile on her face, while the two of you keep on talking about gems and colors.*

[sundewhasaudhd]

DTIYS

So, y’know the c!gossip trio post I made (which is how they got their trio name in the first place)? Yeah, I drew that :]

Rules: Uuuuuuuuuh \_•_•_/ I don’t know man. I’ve never done one of these before. Uuum, no due date, this isn’t school. Um, I guess just do want it says and draw this in your style (if you need clarification on any aspects of my designs for the three of them, or anything it the drawing, feel free to ask)

Have fun and thanks again for 100 followers :]

@myaminecraft you seemed particularly interested :]

[knightlybluetwin]

H3ll0 k1dd0 h0p3 1 d0nt sc4r3 y0u 4s much 4s 1 us3d t0 h4h4...

' UM. UM. HI SIR! ' ' uuum. uh. y.. you don't scare me that much anymore! um.. uh-- are you doing well? '

[basil-mailbox]

top 10 kisses

Uuum, ok...

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U-Um, I'm a bit embarrassed, I can't answer this... Sorry ( ´▽` ٥)

[phregnancy]

what do u think of uuum the theory that all the umm jokes and jokes evidence that ben their tour management is sometimes a third is actually not a joke. the evidences keeps pilling up umm? first wad jokes, then dan spotted in edinburg where ben live then him fixing dan's bottom then dan saying he is the sexiest man alive then phil actually liking him then um dan stealing his cute little ghost mug what is going here um

i think if ben was actually their third they wouldn’t joke about it and would keep that more private

[258punkweight]

uuum~ um um um... 36!

to see my gf irl, to get a bunch of diamonds in royale high, to get negative xp to notice me

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

Spamtober!

Sooo uuum

gonna be doing this lol

um

Spamtober day 1 & 2!!

enjoy!!

(also I just didn't feel like coloring this in so yeah :P)

[strawberry-selfships]

“Oh—hello! Oscar, isn’t it? How good to meet you! I heard that you are a fan of mine, and I’ll have you know that I’m *quite* good at handling animals. I’m flattered to hear that you’re thinking of me. Would you want to spend time together? I’m very good at walking dogs, and cute bunnies can’t be that different. We can tire each other out. By walking, of course!

☺️🐇💙🤍🚲🏁 -PC Plum

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>///<

OH MY GOD SKDFJMKGJDSMFJFMKFJ

aaaaughsgu usfhs uuhbgms sjfsmdg uuum ummm um um

UUUSMFSDFKJS UM Y Y Y YEAH ID LOVE TO,,!!! THANK YOU PC

its quite hot outside since its summer but its still nice to walk methinks =w= AAAJSFM SFJSDKGSKDDSF FKSDJF THANK U FOR POPPING IN TO SAY HI !!!!!! i rlly appreciate it ;w; <3 an d and and thankyou for calling me cute aagusjg gnsjgsgsdfkjfs >///< <3

but yeah omg if u ever wanna hang out with a bunny u know where to find me (here) THANK U PC :D <3 <3 <3

[funtimesale123]

gn reader x bowser fan fic second chapter

You finally get to meet the Koopa king himself and are even invited to have dinner and to stay in the castle.

Curious of Bowsers where abouts you decide to ask the young koopa "Hey, Jr. you keep talking about your dad but where exactly is he?" “Huh?" Jr. looks to you "Uuum... the last time I saw papa he was fighting Mario. I think if he's back he should be in the throne room." "C'mon we can see 'em if ya want!" his little hand excitedly grabs yours before you have a chance to protest dragging you as you nearly fall over yourself. Eventually, you stop in front of the throne room. Jr. excitedly hops on his feet, pointing to the double doors ahead. "Here we are!!!"

You gulp, feeling the foreboding atmosphere radiating out of the room. Despite knowing Bowser isn't all bad you still can't help but feel intimidated. Bowser Jr. notices your unease and pats you on the shoulder gently. "Don't worry! My dad's really really really really really cool! Just wait until ya meet him!" You take a deep breath, feeling a bit more relaxed with Bowser Jr's reassuring words. You step into the throne room, hoping for the best.

And then, there he was: Bowser himself, the King of the Koopas. The giant turtle-dragon hybrid dominated the chamber with his sheer size alone. His sharp red eyes were fiery and intimidating until he saw Jr. with you, his face softened. "Ah, I see my son has brought a guest. Welcome to my castle. What brings you here?" he boomed. You stand there for a moment just taking in the king not really knowing what to say before Jr. piped up "I found 'em laying outside the castle confused and not really sure of what happened." Snapping out of gazing at Bowser you add "Yeah um I'm not really sure how I got here, or even how to get back home." confirming what Jr. said. "Can we help them, papa? please!? please!? please!?" the little Koopa begs You think to yourself seems Jr.'s already very attached to you despite only knowing each other for a few hours

Bowser looks to his son before looking at you for a few moments then cracking a soft smile. "Well, it looks like you need some help then! I'd be more than happy to help you with finding a way back to your home. In the meantime, why don't you stick around and get to know the castle a little better? You're welcome to stay here as long as you like!"

at those words Jr. jumps around excitedly Bowser pats his son's head after he hops off the throne, "Now then, come with me and I'll show you around the rest of the castle."

You follow Bowser and Jr. as they lead you through the parts of the castle you hadn't seen yet, showing you many rooms and introducing you to many different koopalings. The whole time Jr. skips around excitedly, obviously happy to be able to introduce his new friend to everyone.

After finishing the tour, Kamek appears informing the two royals that dinner was ready and that he had heard there was a guest and had the chefs make enough food. After finishing speaking to Bowser Kamek comes up to you to introduce himself (despite you knowing him already you still go along with the introductions) After that Kamek disappears away.

Bowser leads you and Jr. to the royal dining room, a long room with enormous brick walls and pillars. At the center sits a grand table with a feast truly fit for a king of Bowser's size. Bowser motions for you to take a seat in one of the chairs. As you dig into the dinner, Bowser and Jr. keep you entertained with stories of their past adventures and Bowser's as he says "courageous" battles against Mario and Luigi. Despite knowing (and playing) the stories it was refreshing to hear the tales from the Koopa's point of view.

You finish the night with a friendly game of mini-golf, laughing and joking with the Koopa king and his son.  It's clear that they both enjoyed your company and shortly after the game Bowser says "My boy and I are wondering what the deal is… Where did you come from? We want to help you get back home. We can even provide you with an escort if needed."

You wonder for a moment. What you could even say, that you're from a world where both they and the mushroom kingdom are fictional? no you couldn't tell them that could you? After contemplating the question, you decide the best course of action is to explain you're from a world that is like theirs, but different in some ways explaining how in your world the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser's Castle, and Magic are fictional and that you have no clue how you were even transported here. Explaining that you fell asleep playing the game that their world exists in.

Bowser and his son look at each other in awe, trying to process your story and understand how you even made it here. They’ve dealt with other worlds and such before but never really something quite like this. 

"Well whatever crazy magic brought ya here, we're gonna help ya get back home. Don't ya worry." Jr. looks to his dad “Right, papa?”  The big Koopa looks between you and his son with a look of pity.  He sighs before saying "We will deal with this and help them tomorrow Alright Jr.? I'm sure our new friend here is exhausted. I mean waking up in a completely different world and dealing with all they have been must be pretty tiring." Jr. looks over to you and as if on cue you yawn "Yeah, I guess you're right." Jr. says Bowser then suggests "How about you and Kamek show them to the room they'll be staying in?" Kamek then appears "I heard you call Your Highness?" "Jr. would like to help you take our guest to their sleeping quarters." "All right Your Highness. Come Young Master let us show them to their room." "oh... ok!" Jr. then once again grabs your hand as him and Kamek take you to your room.

[yezhk]

happy uuum :3 happy :3 uuuum happy um. uuuum. uum BIRTHDDDDAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

birday :3

AWWW THANKS CUTIE🥺🥺🥺

[tontoemojis]

hello :3 i haven’t seen much of um. everything that’s uuum going on with your life and stuff but um. if you’re not feeling well then i hope you’re ok!!!!! feel better!!!!!!!!!!! bakes you a little cheese slice and puts it on a cracker oooh lookie it’s for you -bluestreak

thank you super silly person , devouring that cheese cracker IMMEDIATELY !!!