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bigger? stronger? makes commands? decides who lives and dies? always gets first dibs to the blood and corpses left behind at the end of the fight? ahh otay... feminism win

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1 crumb tall

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loving these

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Yes yes I know quickswap will be a thing

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Delivery keeps getting lost.

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Pikachu + his ketchup bottle POKÉMON | 1.42: Showdown in Dark City

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im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

never kill yourself. i spent my sunday staying up all night playing a furry fishing game because some random person on the internet decided to sit down behind me and dedicate the next three hours of their life to playing undertale music on a shitty 18 fret guitar. the beauty of this world cannot possibly be overstated.

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Video Game Track Bracket Round 5

Cog in the Machine from I Expect You to Die 3: Cog in the Machine

vs.

Cara Mia Addio from Portal 2

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Cog in the Machine:

Vote Cog In The Machine or Agent Phoenix will burn your house down.

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i feel like we’re all ignoring the fact that the only zoraxis hq we know the location of is in madrid and the only one of the fabricator’s workshops we know the location of is in barcelona. this is schell’s way of implying though set pieces and visual narration that they’re fucking nasty.

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.