#8 minutes is like literally on time for the US

[illubean]

Heyyy, so I’m like reaaaally tall and I wanted to ask if you’d be comfortable with writing headcanons about the Phantome troupe (or just feitan, uvogin and Hisoka) with a tall fem!s/o? Like 6’2 or 6’3 , cuz I really like your other headcanons and I can’t find any of those ANYWHERE… :,)

Phantom Troupe w/ a Tall!Fem!Reader

Characters: Chrollo Lucilfer, Feitan Portor, Uvogin Type: Headcanons, Fem!Reader

Haven’t written hxh for a hot minute… replaced Hisoka w/ Chrollo cus I don’t write for him! also reader is intended to be in the 6’0+ range

Warnings: a tad suggestive?

Chrollo Lucilfer

I personally think Chrollo is a certified tall girl lover

never be afraid to wear heels/platforms around him because he’s literally obsessed with you

his favorite thing ever is when you wear shorts/skirts/anything that shows off your legs

if anyone tried giving him shit for having a gf who’s taller than him he doesn’t care because thats little dick energy and Chrollo is NOT part of that club

tall or not he likes having you in his lap, his palms resting on the outside of your thighs or around your waist

who cares if it looks silly to other people? he adores you

he insists on helping you put on/take off your shoes every time, often pressing a kiss to your ankle and telling you how pretty you are GAHHH

touchy touchy man in private, always laying on your lap, caressing your thighs or offering you specifically leg massages

he may or may not be a teeny bit of a perv

he just can’t help it :(( he wants to spoil his tall baby

we already touched on the shorts and skirts thing but this guy goes NUTS if you wear stockings/fishnets/thigh highs etc. like YESSS THANK THE LAWD

he is not above getting on his knees and quite literally worshipping you, kissing up the length of your leg

ok let me stop before i get freaky

Feitan Portor

oh boy

Feitan is already used to being relatively shorter than people, it wasn’t new to him

but he didn’t expect to get with someone DAMN NEAR A WHOLE FOOT TALLER

you guys are like the big and friendly x small and scary ship dynamic except reversed gender role i guess

as previously mentioned in another headcanon post i did similar to this, Feitan likes being shorter than you for 2 main reasons

1. so he can sneak up on you easier and 2. because he’s practically eye level with your chest..

he likes it when you hug him so he can just faceplant into your rack then blame it on the height difference

he likes to sneak up on you and watch you nearly jump out of your skin because you literally didn’t see him coming

he’s not at all insecure about your height difference but he does get annoyed if you or anyone else teases him

if you tried leaning an arm atop his head or something he would dodge you with a scowl and give you the silent treatment for the next 10 minutes because how dare you!?

he is small but mighty, so if you ever try to pick him up or something he WILL fight back

9 times out of 10 you end up splayed out on the floor while he stomps away, a little salty

but he doesn’t mind so much in private

he actually DEMANDS to be the little spoon

he likes the feeling of having your larger form wrapped around him :3

Uvogin

yeah so no matter how tall you are you’re probably never ever going to be taller than this guy soz

he’s like over 8 feet tall

so needless to say your height doesn’t matter much to him..

but I think he probably has a preference for taller women because it just makes things easier for him

also wtf would it look like if this guy was dating someone under 5’4…it would look suspicious even if they’re an adult……..

so yeah he like’s that you’re tall even though you’re still pretty short compared to him

he likes that he has easier access to kiss you instead of having to lean down ridiculously far (even though around 2 feet is still kind of ridiculous…)

another one who likes it when you show your legs off

to be fair, he likes it when you show skin in general but yeah

cannot keep his hands off you ever

he always has an arm slung over your shoulders or if you’re sitting his insanely large hand is resting on your thigh

he doesn’t shy away from pda ever and it kind of annoys some of the other troupe members..

but yeah you guys are giants in love <3

[doodler16]

I've been thinking more about how Sir P and Adam died and how it clearly shows that it's being written by people who have VERY different ideas on how certain scenes should play out.

Because their scenes are played up for laughs, a buildup to something grand only to end in a whimper... but the reactions of the characters are genuine and full of emotion. So it ends up creating a clash of tones as it leaves the viewer confused as to what to feel in the moment. Was it meant to be a funny scene or something to be taken seriously?

The deaths of these characters don't work because of this clash and needing something funny to happen, even if it doesn't fit what they're trying to go for at all.

Tonal whiplash has truly been a problem in Hazbin Hotel (and Helluva Boss too). It’s really annoying too, you have Sir Pentious being a badass in action only to undercut his moment with a joke. Then you have the characters in universe to cry about.

No way, you ruined the potential emotional moment (I wouldn’t care anyway because Charlie and most of Hazbin cast barely spends time with him but still). I will laugh at the joke. As for Adam, it’s hard to take seriously when the majority of the cast was standing and watching Adam have a breakdown. I don’t know why Charlie wasted time to stop Lucifer from killing Adam because it’s not like she tries to talk to him one on one in an attempt to reach out.

They all watch in disgust and pity. Any one of them in the 1-2 minutes of Adam having a breakdown could have ran off screen to get a used weapon to killed in him. Or throw their current weapon at him. Literally, Angel Dust still had his weapon. But it had to be Niffty (let’s be honest, she doesn’t add much besides comedy relief. You can cut Niffty out and nothing would change. You legit have razzle and dazzle clean in the background).

The worst part about is that Vivziepop can be good at tone. Season 1, Episode 8, Helluva Boss: near the end it was serious and tense. Blitzø calls out Stolas and leaves him. She CAN read the room.

[auroras-void]

You underestimate the inadequacy of our transit agencies... Greatly...

Londoners are the most whiny basterds

[pebblezone]

[junietuesday]

me: just communicate lol its not that hard

me: I DONT WANT TO COMMUNICATE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay i just marathoned the entirety of ATLA live action & i might do an actual review of it explaining my thoughts more in depth, but the TLDR version basically boils down to this:

if you want to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, just go watch the 2005 cartoon

[guinevereslancelot]

why do i feel weirdly guilty for taking a day off of work to have necessary surgery 🤡

[hoziersong]

it's tag venting time

[uchiha-gaeshi]

Issues with Writing a Self-Insert #1

In case y'all didn't know, I've been going through a reflective period recently, and I've noticed that fear of what others think has held me back in almost every single aspect of my life, and unfortunately fandom is no exception.

I remember when I was like 14 and I tried to write fanfiction for the first time (I don't remember even what fandom I was writing for). Unfortunately, I could barely type a single paragraph without immediately deleting all that I wrote and being overly critical of my lack of writing ability. Even at that age, in the privacy of my dorm room, I couldn't shake off the fear of failure (and I mean howw?? I wasn't the only 14 year old trying to write Wattpad fanfiction). I remember comparing myself to some of my peers who had an amazing talent for writing. For me, I didn't get jealous, but rather I got intimidated, so intimidated that instead of continuing on with something and being imperfect at it, I'd just drop the entire activity altogether.

Because of this habit, I missed out on a lot of potential opportunities for growth during this time. I guess I saw people who were amazing, assumed that they popped out of the womb like that or something, and just....gave up. If I could go back in time, I would tell young me to embrace the cringe, embrace the mess. So what if people laugh or look at you funny or immediately stop whispering to each other once they see you? It sucks, but you will find your people, and you will survive. Trying to be palatable to everyone just means that you stifle yourself.

Years later, I wanted to get back into fanfiction, but this time with very little creative writing experience. What held me back was the fear that someone would read something that I wrote and ridicule it for being something that only an angsty teen would write, except that I am no longer an angsty teen but an unfortunately angsty adult riddled with insecurity, and that reality would just make that hypothetical comment sting even more (that's another thing about me. I create hypothetical ways for people to roast me in order to talk myself out of doing stuff).

[silverhandgf]

getting angry and calling it fan service and a het ship when one of them is openly bisexual (and also the other never talks about their sexuality in canon) is so incredibly biphobic you're insane

[bibleofficial]

i just think it’s funny that raspberry pi seems to plan their releases around that of apple’s

[sn0wwangeel]

me when i call into my job cuz i absolutely despise the dude i’m working with tonight he makes me wanna kms in front of him for fun

[ghostickle]

I think this place is genuinely the worst work environment of any place I’ve ever worked and assuming I pass the drug test tomorrow I start the new job on the 1st anyways and I think after today I’m just not going back never saying anything to them I’m so fucking done

[raeathnos]

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[girlwithrituals]

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[burger-goblin]

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