#BUT WONT FIRE HIM.

[sn0wwangeel]

me when i call into my job cuz i absolutely despise the dude i’m working with tonight he makes me wanna kms in front of him for fun

[cyren-myadd]

Quaritch: I got captured by the ash people and they're forcing me to teach them about human battle tactics 🥺🥺🥺

Spider: Oh no... you got captured... by somebody who forced you to teach them your ways... isn't that terrible... whatever did you do to deserve this... 🙄🙄🙄

[metukika]

2 children forced to playdate at a party their parents attended 38 injured 6 dead 0 dumpsters emptied

[robinmage]

one thing i really appreciate about jinshi's character is how he has NEVER once actually had any intention of succeeding the throne. every time the idea is brought up he immediately detests it. so hes giving maomao as much as he possibly can, even though maomao has many qualms about it due to their difference in social status, but jinshi DOESNT CARE because hes NEVER cared about or wanted the status of crown prince! its been nothing but a burden to him! from his perspective the ONLY thing keeping the two of them apart are outside influences. he has no doubt within himself-- hes horribly down bad, in fact. but unfortunately his stupid JOB is getting in the way of him skipping off into the sunset with his favourite little cat

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Ok, so i had another ask about your modern cotl au, but it involves the lamb, and since you haven't included them yet idk if you had plans or just didn't want to include them but

I had a vision where the lamb encounters Nari when he goes to a bar (to get distance from his siblings and also the responsibilities of raising a mutant child) and of course, the lamb flirts with him. Hes tall, dark, mysterious all that good stuff, and also lamb is drunk.

Narinder is not interested because Hes an assassin and also just adopted a mutant child that people are after, so there's no way he's trusting this rando sheep that's suddenly very interested.

Then, fast forward a week, Narinder gets his first job since the "incident". Its a covert job, needs to be a quick kill with no witnesses. Two person job, an assassin and a cleaner.

GUESS WHO THE CLEANER IS!

(also the lamb realises that this is entirely too coincidental and the handsome cat man likely doesn't trust them AT ALL)

I do already have plans for Lamb (and Goat to that extent) that I briefly posted a doodle about! After getting fired from the Assassin Hub that gave him his hits, obviously he struggled and decided to try and lay low with a normal job. Luckily, he had already befriended a worker at a cafe he frequently visits lately and Thorjulbre, bright eyed sweetheart as always, was more than willing to help his friend get a job!

However, funnily enough, it happens to be run by a Lamb that used to work like Baal and Aym that he maaaay have had a hand in complaining about and getting fired,,,

Lamb, already knows fully about Narinder's problem of his mutant daughter, having kept tabs on the raid and whatever happened after that (also stole the files from the now abandoned lab itself) so they promised Narinder that working for them will grant some. Extra protection to keep people off his back.

Lamb and Goat run a cafe as a front for their investigative and agent business. Yknow. To make sure their employees have a good cover up and for those that aren't on duty!

[musubiki]

some healer oscar + madam springs concept doodles!!

[kengi-bengi]

I haven’t his design for Stonemover that i have not used for literary anything- Should i clean him up and make use of him in Albatross’ guide?

[onthenightisland]

sometimes i remember that marius survives through all the books and nobody ever even TRIES beating him to death with hammers ONCE and i get so angry i have to sit down

[gloamvonhrym]

if yuri gets splashed by any giant manchildren he will not be responsible for the outcome

[whiterunguard]

im genuinely looking into making tullfric standee and shaker charms someone please lobotomise me?

[brandnewpressurefilter]

OH MY GOD

I just had the realization that we're gonna see Idia with his hair all messed up (more than normally) on his birthday vignette, all fluffed up and sleepy, silly and cuterfdjsdslañpwpsdcv

Suddenly I'm crying on the floor

[thebrood1979]

if the coach you fired gets picked up by another team less than a week after, they might not be a bad coach. just saying

[daenerys-stormborn]

TARGARYEN WEEK Day 1: Favorite Targaryens: (insp | layout)

Daenerys Targaryen

Shiera Seastar

Aemond Targaryen

Brynden 'Bloodraven' Rivers

[boxwinebaddie]

rip in honor of an anon who asked me to have ravenstan and jerseykyle write them something cute ( smh jk )

this never fails to be funny to me

[killjoy-prince]

DAYBREAK MENTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 65 CHAPTERS!!! BABYGIRL I MISS YOUUUU