#I leave for vacation in like a week-ish and oh boy I cannot tell you how relieved I am to be getting away from them for a bit

[raeathnos]

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[prorevenge]

B!7ch of a friend insults me over dead uncle, gets exposed for all the shit she did

So, long-ish one here, and it’s been some time so I don’t exactly remember the dialogue.

So, as a backstory this happened when I was in the equivalent of Junior year of high school. I became friends with a girl one year older than me and soon we grew to be like sisters, doing shit together all the time and being generally like sisters. Might I also mention that at that time both of us were into shit like Reiki and weird sorts of spirituality and the occult and shit like that, and me being the edgy teen I was at that point was incredibly happy to have someone share my interests.

When my junior year started she was a senior and met a guy at college admissions prep who she apparently immediately fell for. Of course she introduced him to me and him and I took to each other almost too well.

Bf is the boyfriend, D is my friend.

Bf and I started to get along marvelously and being the stupid kid I was of course I fall for him hard, but I hid it and decided that I would be the better person and eat my feelings since he was her boyfriend. So I kept it friendly and basically developed an iron control on my emotions (which to this day is both a good and a bad thing for my mental health).

Over the next 6 months D had become obsessed with him, increasingly jealous and manipulative with both of us and was basically making both our lives hell. She was calling me for hours sometimes just complaining about how Bf has the emotional range of a teaspoon, other times raging and crying, and at that point I was stuck mediating between D and Bf on a daily basis, almost to the exclusion of everything else. I recognize now, years later, that she was incredibly emotionally abusive to both of us. While being a generally abusive twat and psycho bitch she was also very very horny and flirty and about a couple of days before shit hit the fan she made out with a classmate of mine in front of me while asking me not to tell her boyfriend.

One day soon after BF calls me pissed off beyond belief because he and D got into one of their arguments which after half a year of relationship became explosive in nature. He wanted to leave her since he was tired of her bullshit and she threatened to kill herself. I don’t remember exactly what had triggered the argument but what I do remember was that I was feeling so damn guilty about not telling Bf what I had seen. He was one of my best friends after all, and I was put in the situation of either covering up her cheating or risking a big meltdown. I chose to tell Bf that I think she’s just crying for attention since she made out with So-and-So the other week and he went mad. Like seeing red kind of mad. He thanked me for telling him what happened and said he’d go to her house and break up with her and that he’ll keep me posted.

An hour later I get a string of angry texts from her that I betrayed her and that I should stay away from them and all sorts of belittling things. Bf also blocked me on her request and told me to stay away and so I ended up the “villain” and feeling like I wanted the earth to swallow me whole.

After a few days of being miserably depressed, a few girls from my class approached me at a party I couldn’t dodge out of and asked me what’s wrong. After telling them what D had done they were the ones who convinced me I did the right thing and that I wasn’t the villainous bitch she made me look like. You can imagine how fucking pissed I was after giving my all to her and getting jack shit in return so I started plotting revenge. The first step was contacting her ex who I knew she hated, going out with him but bailing like a chicken because I was still feeling guilty. That didn’t work, I was a weakling and made up with her and suffered a few more months until summer came and the three of us went on a seaside vacation where shit REALLY hit the fan. I booked a couple days extra after they were supposed to leave and on their last evening, while at a restaurant, I got a call from my parents telling me to not come home early because my favorite uncle had died and they were going to his funeral. I was distraught and went to my hotel room while D said they’ll just drop by their room and come stay with me since I wasn’t feeling like being alone. Guess what: she got horny and had sex for 2 hours while I sat alone crying my eyes out. When they came D wanted to do some drugs, got incredibly high and started arguing with me and Bf about some stupid spiritual shit she saw while on her trip. Bf was already pissed with her since on our second night she got shitfaced drunk and flirted with everyone in the club, so him and I decided we wanted to go to the beach and see the sunrise. She came too, arguing with Bf and me the whole time until these stupid ass words left her mouth:

D:”Bf, I cannot believe you are arguing with me and you(me) - stop whining, it’s just some dead guy, get over it already!”

What. The. FUCK. Did. You. SAY?!

I stormed off in a rage, with Bf running after me afraid I’d do something stupid in my altered mental state and she kept sneering and complaining. I can honestly say I blacked out out of rage at some point because I can’t remember what she said that made me punch her square in the damn face.

I got home the next week and started looking for a way out of this sham of a friendship. D didn’t even apologize for the shit she said and I had had enough, so when a mutual friend reported that she was making out with some guy at a party I immediately reported it to Bf and the same thing as before happened with both of them blocking me.

Fuck you and good riddance, I thought, but boy oh boy karma served me a true opportunity to wreak havoc not long after.

Fast forward 6 months I was in my senior year, kept my side of mine and D’s mutual friends and was dealing with what I know now is my still severe depression when guess who calls? You guessed it, Miss D sobbing on the phone because Bf “wrongly” accused her of cheating with a friend of his. Oh but of course I’ll help, I say, not mentioning that I’ll help get her exposed if anything.

I wheeled and dealt, called favors, pretended to be friends to people and generally was a manipulative ass bitch until I got the information of what exactly she did and wasn’t telling me: that she actually cheated with SEVEN fucking blokes. Seven. Not one, not two, seven. I was flabbergasted to say the least.

Through a bit of clever usage of computers I even got convo transcripts and made sure Bf found out everything - ie I told him every single dirty thing she did with a grin of satisfaction on my face and then as the “nice” girl I was held him back so he wouldn’t kill her. I do believe my thoughts were on the line of “nobody kills her before I can make her suffer.” Just peachy, I know. I somehow convinced him not to kick her ass into kingdom come and instead arranged a meeting in the KFC next to our school where Bf wanted to “make up with her”. I told D that I had convinced him of her innocence and he agreed to get back together and she was “soo relieved I worked my magic again”. Little did she know I didn’t have to drop by the post office when I told her I’ll go ahead, run an errand, and meet her there, but that I went ahead, got all of our friends there to witness and plastered a whole section of KFC with screenshots of her lewd conversations with various blokes. Bf was also there, almost murderous, waiting for her to arrive.

After a bit of a wait I had the honor of witnessing the most glorious sight ever: D walked in, all happy and hopeful in her tiny cheater soul, and her face instantly dropped when she saw me, her now ex boyfriend and everyone in her group of friends from high school waiting for her surrounded by proof of her shenanigans. That was not the only thing that dropped though, since as I was reveling in the look of utter betrayal on her face she proceeded to pass the fuck out.

I didn’t even care what happened after; it was enough that she saw me there, looked at the predatory grin on my face and knew I was behind it all and had robbed her of the one thing she cherished most: her Bf. It was worth the almost full year of abuse and the couple of months of manipulation and lies to see her fall.

Years after she even apologized sincerely when she realized what drove me to this revenge plot and now we’re civil, but now she knows she should NEVER. Ever. Cross me.

(source) story by (/u/AliTheMadWarlock)

[taeyohonic]

The Milkshake Incident (Part 2)

Words: 2,701

Genre: best friend Taeyong / high school / some fluff I guess? / Yukhei (adorably) 3rd wheeling / Baekhy(p)un certified / mature(ish)? (more like PG-15-ish? i had to cut some “stuff” i didn’t like...)

Pairing: Taeyong x Reader

Summary: A milkshake thrown at the innocent band t-shirt of your best friend is the final straw. Taeyong needs a girlfriend and you are going to help him. Even if that means betraying your feelings for him.

A/N: Thank you so much to all the love for Part 1! I hope you guys like the 2nd part as well! I’m gonna post a piece for @nctwriters spc this week too, so please stay tuned...

Previously on TMI: “You… you’re – not sleeping with anybody?”, you whimper and his lips form a sinister smirk when he answers:

“No, I mean I’m not available.”

Yuk opens the door and cuts the tension like a knife. God bless this immature kid with a timing of heroes.

“I am ready to parteyyy”, he shouts sliding into the backseat and leaning forwards. You back against the passenger window like you’ve been burned.

So Taeyong does have feelings for someone. That hurts. A lot. You know you were very direct with your rule of not talking to about his latest conquests, but you always thought that when he finds someone important, he’d talk to you about her or him. You guess there really are limits to your friendship. And that makes it so complicated to breath while your best friend drives towards his home.

“It’s classical music performed by amateurs and accompanied by the same asshole teachers you see in this hell every day.”, you mumble and try to not let your excitement show too much in your voice. Sure, your relationship with Taeyong isn’t in the best place, but this Friday is important to you on a different level. This is the only field, where you are somewhat more qualified than your friends.

Your driver grabs your neck in a warning sign. “Don’t belittle yourself, Y/n. Not when I’m in earshot.”

“Why didn’t you say that to me yesterday when I insulted my cooking skills in front of you?”, whines Yuk and slaps Taeyong’s hand playfully away from its position on your neck. But the damage is done. You still feel his tangling touch on your skin. A shudder runs through your body. What is this boy doing to you during a twenty-minute car ride? This should be illegal.

“Because your stir fry tasted as cheap as your gaming style.”, Tae replies and parks the car. You are the first getting out of this enigma of a car ride and basically run to the front door. You need to get ready for your play tonight. And you need to get away from your best friend. Not necessarily in that order. The cleaning lady opens the door before Tae reaches you and there is definitely a nervous step in your walk as you climb the stairs and shut the door to Taeyong’s bathroom.

Two hours later and you’re still sitting on the floor of his bathroom, trying to smooth your nerves with the cold marble under you. This is getting ridiculous. And embarrassing. As if Tae can hear your thoughts, there’s a sharp knock on the door. “Y/n?” “Yes?” “Are you alive?” Yuk might have asked if you were okay or fine. But Tae can sense that you are neither. So, he gives you a question you can actually answer. “Barely”

A chuckle is heard before you hear the unmistaken sound of a lock being picked. A moment later your best friend takes his place right beside you and your eyes meat his in bewilderment.

“Where the hell did you learn to pick locks?” “Baek taught me in the showers a few games ago.”, he shrugs. “That sounds so … so so wrong, Tae.”, you laugh, and he follows with his own strong chuckle before fixating you with a concerned stare, the smile dying on his handsome lips.

“Listen, I talked to Yuk.” Nothing good ever starts with this sentence. “He told me that you are trying to get me a girlfriend for more than a week now.” So, Yuk did tell him about your chemistry talk. Well, nothing to be self-conscious about.

“He said, that you’re tired keeping up with my ... hm shenanigans?”, he asks, and you can hear real hurt in his voice. “I didn’t know i was such a burden.” Now Tae doesn’t even look at you anymore.

“No, Tae. You’re never a burden”, you intercept vehemently, “You’re my best friend. I cannot imagine ever seeing you as a task rather than my partner.”, you add truthfully, only you being aware of the double meaning. Taeyong’s blazing eyes focus on your figure again – finally.

“So, you don’t need a vacation form me?”, he asks suspiciously while using the exact same words you said to Yuk at the beginning of this week. There is something very reliable about Yukhei’s low EQ, he doesn’t repeat what he thinks you meant, but just what you said. And that precisely. So of course, your best friend will be distrustful. You exhale, before responding with the truth … kind of.

“I don’t need a vacation from my best friend. I need a vacation from your libido, Tae.”

You get up from the floor and look at yourself in the mirror. The simple black dress is required for all the female orchestra members. You just took a bit more liberty with the length of it. Dangerously ending mid-tight, this dress gives you surprising confidence. The material hugs your body and pays tribute to all the early morning jogs Tae dragged you along during spring break. The costume, as well as the shoes, are from your little sister.

You aren’t the biggest shopper – not with two pubescenting boys as best friends. So, you were really thankful to her when she presented you with that outfit this morning. Even though she did cancel on the concert in the same motion. A Friday night spend in the same four walls she’s imprisoned in during the school week? Not happening. Because of some prior engagements even your parents can’t come tonight. So again, these two boys are not only your fan squad but your foster family as well.

Taeyong’s reflection comes up right behind you as he lays his large hand around your neck. “You look beautiful” “I look better than normal, yeah.”, you answer accompanied by an eyeroll and earn a warning squeeze from him. “What did I say?” You don’t answer. “Y/n?” Huffingly you respond. “That I should always sugarcoat my accomplishments in front of you.”

Taeyong just chuckles and tightens his grip one last time before letting go of your body. Were you going mad or did his touches increase this week? Maybe it is just wishful thinking.

“Just hurry up. Yuk is really excited and you’re cutting it close time wise.”, he says and moves to the door. “Tae?” Your friend turns around with questions in his eyes. “Thank you for being there tonight.” “Oh, you know how much I love classical music.”, he winks and lets the door open. Deep breaths, Y/n, deep breaths.

The auditorium is packed. Your fellow musicians are prepping their instruments while you nervously clutch the notes to your chest. This is horrible. Why did you want this? Why were you so eager to agree? You will probably fuck up really bad. You will be the disgrace of the whole orchestra. To distract yourself and calm your beating heart you pull out your cellphone. No chance in hell are you up for a face to face pep talk from your fellow students. So, hiding in virtual social media it is.

[Tae 07.46 p.m.] you’ll do great, y/n. [Yuk 07.49 p.m.] omg omg check fb y/n. right now. NOW.

Slightly concerned by Yuks vehement tone you decide to quickly check your app.

Lee Taeyong updated his status: libido on vacation. Indefinitely. Don’t expect a postcard u losers.

What? WHAT? You don’t have time to scroll through the dozens of replies. Your music teacher ushers you all out and your brain still tries to comprehend what you just read. What does he even mean by that? And what did you mean by that when you first said it to him? And why is this performance now not even as scary as having to talk to Tae afterwards?

You are welcomed with a round of applause as you take your seat behind the piano. Shaking hands place your notes in front of you as you squirt your eyes. The lighting sucks and the humid summer air is more suffocating than usual because of the ton of people in the audience. You absently hear your teacher starting to introduce the orchestra and the evening program. You only listen with one ear as you try to make out our friends. And there they sit, in the first row, like they deserve special treatment.

Taeyong gazes in your direction. You can’t see him clearly, but you can feel the burn in his stare. And then it begins, and you play, and you know he listens, and you know he cares, and you feel enough. You’re so full of joy, that the round of appreciative noises don’t even register in your ears. People are clapping, and you see the proud eyes of your teacher staring adoringly at your ensemble. With two deep bows you leave the stage and the atmosphere backstage is electric.

Your fellow students are hugging and gushing and packing up their respective instruments. You feel such a high, that the figure tapping on your shoulder makes you jump slightly.

Irene is looking at you with uncertainty in her eyes. Milkshake Irene in the flesh. You knew that her being chief editor of your school paper presented a slight chance of her covering this concert. But seeing her so soon after you performed sours your mood – immensely. What does she want?

“Y/n?” You just arch an eyebrow and comb with one hand through your slightly damp hair. The heat is getting to you, as well as this girl, who hasn’t even said anything other than your name yet. Damn, Taeyong’s mood swings are rubbing off on you.

“Can I speak to you for a second?”, she asks with determination in her voice.

“Sure, what’s up?”, you answer, deciding to play along. Maybe she just wants some quotes from the orchestra. Or maybe she is trying to make it a triple. First the slushy thrown at you during fall break, then the milkshake at Tae on Monday. Maybe she wants to end this week with a final dump. But her hands are empty, and she seems nervous, which is not like her. Not that you know her well. But she is a semi-permanent fixture in Tae’s life, so you try.

“Uhm… I just … wanted to uhm…”, Irene releases a long breath and finishes the sentence quickly, “… apologize.”

“Say what?”, you respond dumbstruck. What the hell is going on here? Now she looks at you confused. Same here, girl, same here.

“For what I said about you?”, she continues, asking more than telling.

“Okay?”, you have no clue what this person is talking about. She had beef with your best friend, not with you. She ruined his shirt, not yours. And you are 99% sure that Tae did something cruel to provoke this incident.

“I’ve always been a bit eh self-conscious about you. You know? Him being so close to you.”, she tries to explain and motions with her fidgeting hands in your general direction. Irene … self-conscious … because of you?

“But nevertheless, I was out of line. So, I get it.”

Okay, that makes one of you. Your expression must have portrayed the confusion.

“I shouldn’t have called you an … untalented second-hand pianist, that nobody wants to hear play.”, she stage-whispers slowly, as if you are the stupid one, trying to comprehend easy words in their natural order.

“But he shouldn’t have verbally attacked me as well.”, Irene continues, not giving you any time to comprehend her explanation. “Y/n, the insults he threw at me … You would have dumped the shake on him just like I did, right?”

Taeyong defended you? Your best friend didn’t get into trouble because of his relationship drama, but because he was protecting you? And he didn’t even mention it when you were criticizing his actions? Why?

“What the hell?”, you want to say, but Taeyong beats you to it. His voice booms and he is at your side in a flash.

“I told you to stay away from her.”, he snares and looks at Irene with disgust and she takes an obeying step back, frightened.

“I … I was ju- just trying to apolo-“, she stammers, only to get interrupted by your best friend with anger in his voice. “I … I … don’t care.”, he mimics her mockingly. “Get out.”

Irene’s feet move in small, fragile steps and she backs away fast, leaving you two alone at the back of the rehearsal room. Taeyong turns his stare slowly to your eyes, softening his features.

“You were wonderful tonight.”, he says in earnest, but you just look at your best friend like he’d grown a second head.

“Oh no Mister. Don’t try to avert this conversation.”, you answer pocking him hard in the side. “What was that?”

“That was Irene being a bitch, and you being stupid enough to listen to her.”

You just overlook the stupid comment and don’t take the bait to redirect this discussion again.

“Let me get this straight … you insulted her, because she insulted my piano skills?” There is a heavy layer of wonder in your voice as you stare at him.

“Nobody belittles you, Y/n. Not when I’m in earshot.”

You huff in annoyance.

“Is my honor really worth the detention you got? Or the gossip this milkshake incident caused?”

“You’re my partner. Nobody talks shit about you.”, he states, mimicking your word choice from this afternoon.

“Use your own words, Lee Taeyong, and fight your own fights. Don’t belittle me by fighting mine as well.”

Taeyong crouches down, so your blazing stares meet. Never have you felt more powerless than in this confrontation. Your feelings for him are a dangerous cocktail and you feel tears shimmering at the corner of your eyes.

“Every other girlfriend would swoon over her boyfriend defending her honor.”, he snares still on eye-level. It feels like a punch in the face. You can taste the bile rising up. How can he say stuff like that? This is way too far out of your friendzone.

“Well, I’m not your girlfriend.”, you counter into his angry face. Saying the truth out loud is a wake-up call for your heart. Taeyong is not your boyfriend.

“Yes. You. Are.”, he growls and pushes you against the wall behind your back, caging you. You stare dumbfounded at your best friend. Come again?

“I’m so so done with … with this pretense, Y/n.”, Taeyong continues in a low voice, his body coming dangerously close to yours.

“What more do I have to do for you to notice me?”, he asks. Your head is empty, no braincell is doing its job. You just stare silently into his brown eyes brooding with emotions.

“I hear you” His warm breath is at your right ear. “I defend you” His lips ghost along your jawline. “I touch you”

And then his lips are on yours. They are as rough as his words and dominate your mouth. Like a feral animal he pushes is tongue between your lips, not asking for entrance, demanding it. Your body reacts instantly, welcoming him with a warm tug of your own tongue, your hands absently going into his tick hair. Your surroundings completely ignoring, he presses you deeper into the wall.

The contrast between the cool surface and his warm kiss makes you shiver. His tall frame is caging your body, shielding you from any remaining ensemble members. Taeyong claims you in a way not even your darkest fantasies could have imagined. His hands rest on your neck, tightening. You try to breathe through your nose, but there is no willpower and you can feel yourself getting lightheaded. A content moan escapes your throat. Taeyong responds with a deep groan of his own before reluctantly retreating from your lips.

Leaving his hands around your neck, he starts to speak again, his voice deliciously husky. “Don’t be just my best friend. Be my partner. Be mine.”

There is so much you want to answer. I’ve loved you for so long, my adolescent brain doesn’t even remember a time where it was not in love with you. I’m afraid I’ll not be enough. I was conditioned to be with you. I will always be your best friend, even if I throw milkshakes at you. I’ll be yours.

Out loud you just command: “Kiss me again, boyfriend.”

[pixiealtaira]

Hummel Clan Christmas Rendezvous

Hummel Holidays prompt seven: family

Pairing: Kadam

summery: If you are bring home  a new guy, you might as well go big.

“Dad! NO!” Kurt hissed into the phone in horror.  Adam looked up from where he was typing at his computer and faced Kurt, alarmed.

Kurt waved so he knew it wasn’t too awfully serious.

“But Dad, it’s the first time you are even meeting Adam.  It is inhumane to ask us to consort with the rest of the clan. Inhumane, Dad!”

Adam tried to hold in a chuckle.

“I don’t care if Aunt Mildred decided to panic after Great Uncle Gideon had a heart attack and decided we now need yearly Hummel Clan Christmas parties.  She can host it at her place and you and Carole can go! Great Uncle Gideon is 90 years old, anyway.  Where was she when you had your heart attack?  Where was her panic then?”

Adam tilted his head and looked at Kurt, whose face was quite furious.

“Oh, I am still a bit bitter. I have not got over that and I probably won’t until I’m your age.”

“I am sorry but that time is just one of those things I simply have shelved my fury about and not worked on lessening it in any form and you and Carole and everyone else will just have to deal with that.  My therapist says that is fine.”

“I know Carole regrets how she handled things while you were in the coma…or rather how she didn’t…but I was the one dealing with everything.  I get to decide when to let it go.  And Aunt Mildred never even called…and I called her four times and she never picked up!”

Kurt’s face was an interesting shade of red and his eyes were twitching.  He stared at the phone before speaking again.

“The boys were always in trouble.”

“So have Mildred rent her church building! And I am sorry but our house is NOT bigger than theirs…I know for a fact that Mildred’s boys each had their own room, she had a craft room, Uncle Wallace had a man cave before they were terribly popular and they have both a Den and Family room as well as a living room, a formal living room, and dining room!  I was banished there for three summers before you finally decided to end my torture.”

Adam went back to typing. The end of the semester was zooming closer than he was happy with and his graduate classes each had major papers this semester.

“Dad. It was torture. I came home the first summer with a broken wrist, the second with a broken arm and the third with a broken foot.  I can guarantee I did not get them terribly naturally.”

Adam swiveled his head towards Kurt again.

“Fine.  Thanks for the warning I guess.  How about Adam and I change our trip dates?”

“Fine.”

“I said Fine! I promise I will not change our trip dates and we will be there.”

“What?!” Kurt yelled.

“I love you, too, Dad.” Kurt sighed.

Kurt threw his phone onto the bed across the room.

“What is up, darling?” Adam asked, saving his document and turning to give Kurt his full attention.

“Dad is hosting the Hummel Merry Christmas Party.  It starts at noon and dad would like us there on time, so asked we not stop too often as we drive from Columbus to Lima.  You are going to be subject to all the insane beings belonging to my dad. I am so sorry.”

“It can’t be that bad.”

“My Aunt Mildred tried to get my dad to have me exorcised when I was 12.  You heard the list of injuries…and that was just from a week or so of the three summers I spent time up there.  The summer my mom died, dad sent me on vacation with them.  My cousins nearly drowned me more than once, they tied me to a tree and left me there for hours, I was so sunburned I blistered and had to go to the ER and they left me at the campsite when they packed up to leave.  I was left there for six hours…they were three hours away before the noticed I was not with them.  I also came home with so many scrapes and bruises that my dad’s coworker thought I’d been in a car wreck and dragged by the car for a while.”

“Oh heavens.” Adam said.

“They all like to drink. Most like to shoot things.  None of my three cousins graduated from school on time…I’m not sure Wayne even finished, although I think he got his GED. My cousin Willard got a girl pregnant when he was 14…she was 12.  There might even be more spawns of his out there, too, because no one did anything about it except say ‘boys will be boys’.  Rex is just mean. And it’s not just a gathering of Mildred and her crew. Oh No. It’s all dad’s aunts and uncles and their kids. Each cousin set is supposed to give gifts to those in their sets…so we are supposed to bring gifts for Aunt Mildred and crew…Dad said small things for 15…which means the boys have children and partners they have kept. I knew they were married but I was certain no one would be insane enough to stay for long. Oh, and we are having a white elephant exchange and an ornament exchange. Yay us!”

“Is there anyone who could be there that you like?” Adam asked.

“My Dad’s Aunt Mildred and most of her family and his cousin Lou and his family.  We used to shoot bows with Lou, he has a friend who makes them and when I was in my Robin Hood stage he got me a real bow for Christmas. I liked it so he got me new ones when I outgrew the one before…I use them for props mostly now. He probably will not be there though, they moved to California when I was 16…the summer before Dad met Carole. That is the grand total of people I like from my Dad’s side of the family.”

 The flight to Ohio was not delayed and they landed in plenty of time for them to make it to Lima in time for the Christmas party.  Adam ended up making Kurt pull over and let him drive halfway there as his nerves got worse.

“Darling, no matter what, I’m not letting you go.  They cannot scare me away.” Adam told Kurt for the umpteenth time. It didn’t seem to help.

“I don’t even know if anything we brought as gifts will be right or sufficient.” Kurt moaned from the passenger seat.

“Darling, we went with New York themed decks of cards and travel cups with hot chocolate.  And we bought four gifts that could be given to small children…just in case. And four for tiny tots.  We got your Aunt Mildred a nice scarf and gloves and a box of good chocolates, and your Uncle gloves and a nice cap.  We even bought each cousin a New York Ball Cap and three stocking caps for their other halves. It will be fine.”

“They hate me. I’m bringing home a boyfriend and they will be rude and horrid and offend you and you’ll want nothing to do with me ever again!”

“I doubt it.  However, if they do then we will make them sorry. I have no qualms whatsoever about making rude people uncomfortable.  I’ll just kiss and snuggle and cuddle and love on you all the more.” Adam said.

Kurt looked his way. “Really?”

“Really.”

 The good thing about walking straight into a huge family gathering like they were was that Adam had no chance of being nervous about meeting Kurt’s Dad and Step-Mom.  Kurt had painted such a dismal picture that Adam was nervous about just being at the party, even though he had been certain Kurt was exaggerating.

Kurt wasn’t.

The party was held at the Hummel house, or rather in detached garage that was the main reason the Kurt’s family bought the new house when they moved his junior year of high school. It was a four car garage and workshop, big enough for his dad to have had a lift installed so he could work on cars when he was home as well.  It was packed with people, tables and chairs, and smelled a bit like a brewery.

They had had to walk a full block to the house to start off with, and Adam was ever so glad Kurt convinced him to stay at a hotel that first night because their luggage was happily tucked away in their hotel room.  Kurt wouldn’t let them leave anything in the rental car.

(“You don’t understand, Adam.  The kids in this neighborhood are all thieves.  Seriously, the cops were down here about stuff stolen from houses and vehicles three times a week. I doubt anything has changed in two years.”

“But, it’s a well off neighborhood.” Adam had replied.

Kurt snorted. “None did it because they needed money.  They did it for ‘the thrill of the hunt’. Half the neighbors simply shrugged and  said ‘boys will be boys’.  Until we moved in and my dad pressed charges, no one had thought of it before even though the kids had stolen several thousands of dollars’ worth of stuff.”)

Adam carried the backpack Kurt had tucked all the gifts into and Kurt carried the bag with the food they’d picked up from the grocery store they’d stopped at on the way from the hotel to the house.  Apparently he had no faith in anything edible being offered for lunch.

Carole wouldn’t let them into the house after Kurt said he didn’t need to use the bathroom.  She directed them to the garage and that was that.

Kurt’s Dad’s cousin Roy met them at the door, with name tags and directions on how to fill them out. He didn’t recognize Kurt and didn’t believe Adam was Kurt’s boyfriend at all…none of their clan would dare be ‘that way’ didn’t they know?  Kurt rolled his eyes and just put his name on his name tag…and had Adam just write Adam.

“My dad’s dad was number four of 10 kids. His name was Al. I don’t know if it was short for anything, but it probably was.  He died when my dad was 20ish. My mom never met Dad’s dad. My dad’s mom told my dad she was never dealing with any of the Hummel clan again after she got remarried. She did show up for my dad and mom’s wedding, but that was it for a while. She sent a card when they had me. She always spelt my name with a C…she insisted it was spelled that way to keep up tradition. One of the things I do remember her telling me was that my first born son had to have a name that started with a D and then creating a list of names she found acceptable.  I actually think I still have it somewhere. I was like three and she called just to tell me that and then sent the list in the mail. She hadn’t even ever sent a card or anything for holidays or birthdays before that. Then she got a divorce from that guy and married another guy and was around for a while.  They died in a car wreck when I was eleven-ish. My dad and Aunt Mildred went to the funeral, but Aunt Mildred wouldn’t let me or my cousins go. I had to stay at Aunt Mildred’s with my cousins and her husband watching over us. I spent a week being maid and cook.  My Uncle tossed me a hundred dollar bill as a I left, though. I never told my dad.” Kurt explained as they walked towards a long table that seemed to be covered in photos.

Kurt pointed to a set of photos close together. “Dad’s Aunt Mildred had two sets of kids.  She was just older than my dad’s dad.  One set of kids with her first husband, Hank, and one with her second husband Barney.  The kids with Hank, of which there are three, are near my dad’s age…I think his cousin Marty is like within a few months.  Then Hank went and joined a very weird religious cult type thing and Mildred left him the second time he dragged her and the kids to the meetings. It was a very smart move on her part. They got divorced quickly and Hank married someone from the cult thingy. She married Barney like a year later and they were all worried but Barney is a good guy.  I like dad’s Aunt Mildred and Barney. Her kids with Barney are like 10 years younger…there are two of them.  Lou is Dad’s Uncle Wayland’s kid.  He is the oldest.  Lou is his fourth but he is only like a year older than my dad. I like Lou, too.  Roy belongs to Winifred, she was number two. She died when her kids young, before my Dad’s dad even. Roy has a twin named Guy and two sisters. They aren’t twins but were so close in age it is ridiculous…I think maybe just 10 months. One is Joy and I think the other is named Dolly, and that that is not a nickname. I think dad’s cousin Jill is his Aunt Jean’s girl, but I’m not sure. Jill has a sister named Billy, but I’ve never met her…she moved to Peru at some point.  Her husband runs some sort of Adventure Trip company. The last kid of the 10 is dad’s Uncle Warren, who is also just a few months older than dad…so his kids are around my age.  I’m not even sure who the others are…I think there is an Aunt Maribel and an Aunt Mona, but I don’t know if I have ever met them.”

“Did you dad have any other siblings?” Adam asked.

“Nope.  Just him and Mildred.  My mom had siblings, but they are even less close than Dad and Mildred. They only speak to each other if they can’t avoid it from what I can tell.”

Kurt and Adam wandered around the garage, trying to locate Kurt’s dad in all the people.  There were several little kids running around, none of whom Kurt knew and several teens and older kids.  Finally Kurt found his dad in the back by a long table…talking with both Mildreds.  While wandering they had heard several slurs and multiple sets of “Ewww”s.  Adam just held Kurt’s hand and if the slur was really nasty, kissed him soundly.

“Dad!” Kurt yelled.

Burt was up and over to his boy within a minute and it only took that long because he had to dodge a mass of running tots who seemed to be chasing a ball. Kurt pushed the bag of food into Adam’s hand and threw himself into the hug Burt was offering up.

“I’ve missed you!” Kurt exclaimed into his dad’s shoulder.

“I’ve missed you, too, Bud. I think you grew again!” Burt said as he patted Kurt’s back.  They separated and Kurt turned to Adam.

“Dad, this is Adam.”

Adam shifted the bag he was holding to one side and held out his hand to shake Burt’s offered hand.

“Nice to meet you, sir.” Adam said.

“None of that sir bit, apparently you’re supposed to be becoming one of the family.” Burt said.

Kurt groaned. “I told you, I’m not getting engaged or anything until I’ve graduated. I told you that back in spring and it hasn’t changed since then.”

Adam chuckled and Burt shrugged. Kurt rolled his eyes.  

“Come on Kiddo, I need grandbabies before I’m too old to enjoy them.  Mildred’s making me feel like I’m wasting away.” Burt said.

“Mildred shouldn’t count. Try Lou’s kids as your base.  I’ve a few years yet before I’m too old.” Kurt hissed.

“Now, Burt,” Aunt Mildred said from the other side of the table. “I done told you earlier, you should just get the nice little wife of yours pregnant again and have another kid or two.  You are well within childrearing ages still.  Then Kurt’s abnormalities wouldn’t be passed.”

“Millie,” Burt’s Aunt Mildred said. “Someone let your boys spawn, Kurt deserves to populate the earth with creatures that ought to be at least refined and cultured.  Didn’t you just tell me how one of your grandkids is always playing in mud and naked?”

And the Mildreds were off snapping at each other about kids.  Burt rolled his eyes and pulled Kurt and Adam towards a table filled with food.

“Put those groceries here and then garb yourself something to eat. There is ham sliced in the large crock pot on the end.”

Kurt recognized one of his dad’s aunts at the table directing people.

“Let’s see what you’ve got, boys.” She told them, making garbby hands at the bag.

Kurt handed it over. There were a few fruit bowls with berries and two with different melons, several small veggie strays with different vegetables mixed, and a small cheese tray.

“Where’s the meat, boys? How can you not bring meat?  What is it with all this rabbit food?  People can’t eat this!”

“Now, Aunt Mona, you know some people like lighter stuff.” Burt replied.

“Not real people…liberals, liberals like vegetables.  Good red blooded Americans like meat. My dear Andrew loved a good steak; he liked them properly cooked over a grill like a man.  Such a good boy.  A real man.”

“Well, we’ll just put these over here.” Burt said, moving the fruit, veggies and cheese to the end of the table right before the desserts. “The kids might like them; you know vegetables are good for kids.”

“Oh! This is true. And kids like fruit.  They should just stop eating that stuff once they’re too big for the parents to make them eat it.”

Adam was trying not to laugh.  He looked over the spread of food.  

“There are your pasta salads and your potato salads and your frogs eye salads and your whipped topping and jello salads in various colors and forms. I bet there is even a cookie salad; my Aunt Mildred’s boys favor it. There are pots of baked beans, it looks like three.  There are Roy’s hot wieners and some cousin of dad’s brats in sauce. Roy’s dish is essentially hot dogs in a spicy ketchup and the other dish’s sauce varies but is generally alcohol based. Lots of deli meats and rolls and mayo and mustard for them. Lots of chips. Loads of potato casseroles. Bean dips and seven layer dips and hot dips like the artichoke one…that other with green might be a spinach dip.  There are the cheese balls with crackers.  Oh, someone went fancy a brought cocktail shrimp. Then you hit desserts and well…if it is full of sugar and fattening it is probably an option. At the end are drinks…soda is your only option here.  The alcohol will be served wherever we find dad’s Uncle Wayland. Notice the lack of fruits or veggies.  However, we’d better grab some now because people do actually like them and they will go fast.”

Adam and Kurt put together a small plate of veggies, fruit, deli meat and cheese that they could carry with them and promised to be back for ‘real’ plates later.  Kurt waved to the lady manning the table as they left.

“It is nice to know I did remember Mona’s name.” Kurt said.

“What happened to Andrew?” Adam asked.

“Oh,” Burt said. “He got out of the military while stationed in Alaska and took off to live in a small subsistence village that is very much…hippie-ish.  It is very much run like a free love commune, just in Alaska so they also have guns and hunt and such.”

“She made it sound like he died.” Adam said.

“He has voted liberal since his first year in the military,” Kurt said. “He is worse than dead.”

Adam just looked at Burt, who nodded.

“Ok..” Adam said.

They paused at the craft table but didn’t stay as two of Burt’s cousins were sitting there having a very lively and heated ‘discussion’ on religion during which they could only agree that Mormons were demons and Catholics probably practiced Satanic rituals because of ‘saints’ and that those homosexuals should be burned.  They were starting on Jewish people when Burt dragged them away, while telling each other they were going to hell because they weren’t the right kind of Christian.

“I’ll go back and swipe you the baggies filled with the stuff to make the ornaments and cards and gifts.” Burt said.  “I forgot that Marvel’s Jack and Mona’s Jack were manning the crafts.”

“Marvel? I thought there was a Maribel.” Kurt said.

“Maribel?  No, there is a Clarabelle.” Burt said.

“Like the cow from Disney?” Adam asked.

Burt broke into laughter.

“Just like the cow from Disney.” Burt said.

Kurt sighed.  “I’m still missing someone.”

“You got Jean?” Burt said.

“Yes.”

“Scott?”

“Scott?  There is a Scott?”

“Yeah, he’s just older than Warren.”

“That’s just…such a normal and modernish name.” Kurt said.

“The Doctor was Scottish and my grandmother liked the accent.” Burt said.

Adam started cracking up.

Burt stopped them at the farthest table in the back.  There were big boxes with smaller boxes inside.

“Mildred’s family’s boxes are in the big purple box. Wayne’s box is blue and has his kids listed on it and their ages, Willard’s box is green and has ages listed and Rex’s box is red with ages listed. Wayne and Rex have wives, Willard has a girlfriend…who is pregnant. Pete is here, too, technically. He actually took off as soon as Mildred was not looking. If you need something tell Uncle Wayland.  Wayland send my boy and his beau back towards the games when they are done.”  Burt waved the older man sitting by the table, with a glass of amber liquid in his hands and lots of clear plastic cups sitting by him.

“Would you boys like some hooch?” Uncle Wayland asked.

“Umm, I think we’re good for now,” Kurt said. “We need to get gifts sorted and labeled and such before we try anything out.”

“Good point.  Had my Ronnie get ours all sorted out.  Louie wanted me to ask you about hunting out in New York.  You are Kurtie aren’t ya?”

“Yes, Uncle Wayland. I’m Kurt. I don’t know.  I didn’t even think to ask about it, I was so busy trying to get settled during hunting season my first year there…find a job and a place to live…and it didn’t occur to me to check this past fall since I couldn’t use the meat very well.  I’ll find out though and have Dad give me Lou’s number.  If I went hunting with him and Dad, they could take home most the meat if we got anything.”

“You’re a good boy. No waste.  We taught YOU right.  You still mostly a bow man?”

“Yes, that is what I like best.”

“Does your friend hunt?” Wayland asked.

“I have not done so in the manner Kurt and you seem to be speaking of, no.” Adam said. “I’ve gone on a few fox hunts though, on horse back.”

“Like in movies?” Wayland asked.

“Yes.”

“Ehh…we could probably train ya then.”

One of the people Kurt’s dad’s age came up for some drink and Kurt and Adam turned their attention to the boxes.

Mildred and Pete’s were easily dropped in the right spot and Kurt located his cousin’s gifts and then gifts in paper that matched each cousin that was for the significant other.

Adam chuckled while Kurt fished the marker out of the backpack. “Your cousin Rex is married to Roxanne.  They have kids named Royal, Regan, and Regina. Regina will need one of the gifts for tiny tots. I would suggest giving Regan one of the gifts for small children…thank goodness we got those as gender neutral, I’m not sure what Ragan is. Royal is a boy.”

Kurt facepalmed.

“Wayne’s box says he is married to Jonny.” Adam said.

Kurt laughed. “Jonny is Jonda.  She hates it. Her middle name is Olga and her maiden name was North.  Jonny was just what ended up her option really.”

“They are going backwards up the alphabet.  Zach is seven and Yule is almost six.” Adam said.

“Cups and cards it is.” Kurt said.  “I remember hearing about Yule’s birth. I was not aware they named the baby Yule.”

Adam sighed. “It’s a good thing we packed extra.  Willard has more than 4 kids here.  How can he have a 13 year old?  Is he much older than you?”

“Hmm, Willard is 7 years older than me…they kept that baby he had at 14.  The girl had it and they passed it back and forth between grandparents until she got married at 20 and no longer wanted to be tied to him.  The Willard kept him.”

“How old is Wayne?”

“9 years older than me. Rex is four years older.”

“So, not every on in the family was quick to reproduce really.”

Kurt laughed. “My dad forgets that he and mom didn’t get married until they were 22  almost 23, and then didn’t have me for another two years or so.  Mildred married a month out of high school and had Wayne right off the bat…like by the end of summer off the bat.”

“Anyway, Willard has six kids here.  He has three three year olds, but it notes they are not triplets. Does that mean all three are from different mothers?” Adam asked.

Kurt turned his head to Adam. “Really? I told you, all that ever happen was ‘boys will be boys’,so it wouldn’t surprise me. Hmm…I wonder if that was part of ‘Aunt Mildred’s boys were in trouble’ therefore she couldn’t even bother returning my calls telling her Dad was in a coma.”

“Someday, love, you will have to explain this bit of bitterness to me.” Adam said. “If we give the three that were slated for small kids to these, and one for the babies to the one year old, the nine year old and 13 yr old will be fine with cards and cups.”

Kurt nodded. “We’ll have two tiny tot gifts left over and two card and cup sets left over…we can work with that.”

“We can give the cards and cups to your dad and step-mom as extra gifts.” Adam said.

Kurt beamed. “They would enjoy them, I think.  Dad and his buddies play card games all the time.”

“Ya boys finished over there? I’m sure your Daddy wouldn’t mind you having a nip or two nowadays Kurtie.”

“We are finished Uncle Wayland and sure, we’ll try something I guess.  I’m not quiet legal but Adam can legally drink.” Kurt replied.

Wayland laughed. “Ain’t never worried about that legal shit.  Just drunk tots ain’t pretty so we keep it away from the young’uns.  Want a Hot Toddy?”

“Sure.” Kurt said.

Uncle Wayland scooped something out of a crockpot hidden under the table and handed it to the Adam and Kurt.  Adam took a sip first.

“Oh, Nice. I like the flavors.” Adam told Wayland.

“Now you’re a good boy. I think we might just need to keep you around.  Potential for hunting and you appreciate good  booze,. If little Kurtie’s gonna live fruity, then at least we’d better keep good men for him around.”

Adam nearly choked on his drink and Kurt blushed bright red.

“Thank You, Uncle Wayland. We’d better go see where Dad is.” Kurt finally sputtered out.

Adam waved as he left.

“He doesn’t seem too bad.” Adam said.

Kurt chuckled. “He is…easier…to take now that I’m older. He has a raunchy sense of humor and no filter at the best of times, and is 500 times worse when drunk.  It was hard when I was younger and not…confident…in my sexuality.  On the good note…he doesn’t mind that I’m gay, but he will always use the most offensive terms for it. He called me elf boy for ages. Of course he called me fairy boy from age three as well.  The more drunk Uncle Wayland gets, the more you’ll find out intimate details about women he’s been with, or even seen.  I always thought it hilarious that I knew more about the nether regions of a woman than all the other guys my age and I wasn’t into women at all and so had no use for the information.”

Kurt and Adam headed back to where Kurt’s dad was standing by a man sitting by a radio and looking through CDs.

“The good thing about this is it is a Christmas Party and so we will JUST be subject to Christmas Music and long ago they made a pact that ALL Christmas Music was acceptable as long as it didn’t have very bad words in it.  Not just religious and not just secular.  Apparently the fight over that nearly led to three divorces and did lead to black eyes and a broken nose.  It happened before I was born.” Kurt said.

They were passing by some round tables surrounded by people their ages who were all playing cards of some sort.  They were nearly past it when Kurt’s name was shouted.

“Kurt.  Hey, flaming fairy! I heard you’ve got yourself a boyfriend. Does his cock taste good?” a dark hair man older than Adam and Kurt yelled.

Kurt tensed and then sighed.

“Wayne. It is oh so lovely to see you again.  Have you found a steady job yet?  Or are you still shoveling dog crap from people’s yards for change?’ Kurt said with a smile. “By the way, I’m telling your mother what words you used in the vicinity of children.”

“She won’t believe you!” Wayne yelled again.

“Sure she will, because you forget that half those surrounding you don’t like that type of language and especially not around their small children and will back me up.”

“Why you little…” Wayne growled, attempting to stand without pushing his chair back and shaking the table which made everyone else around it yell.

The women sitting next to him grabbed his arm and pulled him back, before whispering in his ear. She then waved at Kurt, who waved back.

Kurt looked at Adam and sighed. “Adam, these are the cousins. You’ve heard from Wayne. Jonny is the one who made him sit.  Willard is the one is the black flannel, and Rex, is that you with the beard?” Kurt asked.

“Yeah. Hey, you like it? I think it makes me look tough.” Rex said, stroking his bushy brown beard.

“I think it makes you look homeless.” The women sitting next to him said. “Hi, I’m Roxanne.”

“Pleased to meet you,” Kurt said. “You were not home the last I saw of these guys.  I think Mildred said you were at your folks?”

“Yeah, my sister got married the same weekend your dad did. Rex went to your dad’s. He hates my sister.” Roxanne said.

“Your sister is a snob and rude.”

“My sister is smart and not willing to play stupid to make a man feel good about himself.”

“See, a snob.  Kurt would love her.”

Roxanne and Rex started fussing at each other and Kurt turned to Adam. “And various other cousins of the second or so variety.  I think the red haired girls might belong to Uncle Warren or Aunt Winifred’s kids…the girls had lovey red hair. I always wanted hair the color of Joy’s or even Dolly’s.”

One of the girls beamed at Kurt while the other glared.  Wayne started to get ready to speak and so Kurt quickly moved them away with an excuse that they needed to find Kurt’s dad.

“And that could have been so much worse.” Kurt said.  “Most of the girls are OK.  They ignore me or lecture me on going to hell.  And a few of the guys are fine…if Mildred’s boys are not there.  Like…I can go hunting with the two blonds in the matching flannels.  They are Wayland’s grandsons; not Lou’s kids but Millie’s…Wayland had an Amelia who is called Millie. As long as we keep to hunting and bows as a topic, we were pretty good.  We could also talk TV shows like Hercules.  But when Mildred’s boys are in the group, the guys get nasty mean.  You heard.  It’s like that for hours and then it gets physical.”

Adam grabbed Kurt’s hand and held it as they walked away from the others. “Take some sips of your Hot Toddy, love and let it all go.  Just make sure to sip.  Your Uncle Wayland likes it a bit strong.”

Kurt giggled and took a sip of his drink. “I should have tossed it in Wayne’s face, but that would have ruined the cards.”

Burt was over by the darts. He was in the middle of a game when Kurt and Adam got over to him.  Adam pulled Kurt so he was standing in front of him and then wrapped his arms around Kurt so Kurt could lean back into his embrace while they watched.

“Hey Burt, your fairy boy still have to stand up close to play darts?” one of the men playing with his dad asked as he noticed Kurt standing there.

“Hey, Mickey, he was 11 the last time you played against him.” Burt said.  “Kurt, would you like to play against Mickey when we are done?”

Kurt sighed. “Sure, Dad.”

“I bet a ten he can’t even hit the target.”  One of the other guys called out.

“Don’t be silly Mort,” a lady with dark red hair called back. “Burt’s little Kurt always had good aim. He just was too small to put power behind way back when.  I’ll put a twenty on him winning the game.”

“No way, Dolly.”

And the betting was on. Adam watched with stunned befuddlement. Here were a bunch of adults betting on the skills of a young adult who they didn’t seem to see as one while most, even those betting in a positive manner on him, called him names and disparaged his educational choices, job choices, and entire being.

Burt won his game and then handed the darts to Kurt. Mickey tossed a fit and so Kurt traded dart sets with Mickey.  

“Adam, could you hold my sweater?” Kurt asked as he pulled the sweater over his head and then quickly made sure his hair wasn’t too messed up.

“Burt, your boy has arm muscles! He must have finally taken up a real sport while he’s been away.” Mort called out.

“I have dance five days a week for an hour and half.” Kurt said. “And I do Yoga three times a week when I can fit it in.  Oh, and I am a waiter.  A singing waiter, but a waiter all the same.”

“Dance?  A sissy thing like dance won’t give you muscles. Football…now that gives you muscles.” Someone shouted.  Adam didn’t catch who.

Kurt snorted. “I guarantee that a woman weighs more than a football. I lift and carry people. That will always take more strength than lifting a football.”

“Kurt, focus on the game.” Burt said, smiling an odd little half smile to himself.

Kurt winked at his dad and then at Adam.

Adam had never played darts against Kurt. The one time they’d been out to a bar that had darts, they’d played pool instead.  Mostly they went dancing or to eat or karaoke or open stage places. But Adam had lost pool to Kurt, and more than once lost at poker to Kurt.  He knew Kurt’s game face.

Kurt wiped the floor with Mickey.  Then he went on to wipe the floor with Mort and a man named Harvey. Dolly just laughed.

Money was traded around the group, with Burt pocketing a bit of a bundle.  

Burt handed Kurt a bag as the others started chattering about who was going to play next.

“That has all the crafts and instructions for them in it.  I think we are aiming for the white elephant exchange soon and then the ornament exchange.  Did you bring things for both you and Adam to play?”

“Yes, Dad.” Kurt said.

“I’m going to go make Carole come out and fetch anyone from the house.  Don’t go anywhere.” Burt said.

Kurt sighed and tried to find the best place to go sit.

Adam found a spot that didn’t seem to be too crowded and led Kurt towards it.  Kurt sighed and followed.  It was probably the best option.

Kurt settled into a chair. There were chairs open on either side of him and Adam was trying to decide which side to sit on when the lady to left side of Kurt turned and looked his way.

“Hell Spawn.” The lady said.

“Aunt Lettie.” Kurt said. “Adam, meet Roy’s wife.”

“Uncle Roy.” She corrected. Kurt sighed.

“Meet dad’s cousin Roy’s wife, who insists I call them Aunt and Uncle.”

Adam sat between the lady and Kurt.

“I heard you have moved to a Sin City and are studying the wicked practice of acting.”

“I have and I am.  I am enjoying my classes greatly. I love reading great works both old and new and bringing them to life.  I love using my imagination to write works of my own and scenes of my own.  I love dressing up as someone else.”

Adam looked at the lady beside him as she hissed at Kurt…literally hissed.

Kurt smiled at Adam.

“We love being on stage and having people watch us perform.  Adam and I love singing and dancing, too. We take all opportunities we can to do so.” Kurt added.

“The lord will correct your sinful ways, mark my words!”

Adam looked at the women turned herself in her chair till her back was to them.

“Lettie and Roy’s church do not believe in song or dance or acting of any sort.  They don’t even like parties like this.  I don’t think they believe in enjoyment at all.” Kurt said.

“So the Hell Spawn comment was because of your choice of career and not because of your sexual orientation?” Adam asked.

Lettie sucked in her breath and squeaked.  She stood up really quickly and moved to the entire opposite side of the garage from them.

Kurt laughed and Adam smiled.

“Dad is going to be so mad. I’ve been told not to bait them since I was five.”

“Kisses?” Adam asked.

Kurt looked around and saw Lettie and several others looking their way. “Kisses.”

The kiss was light and just barely there, but it was enough to have Lettie fall off her chair.

Kurt looked pleased with himself and that made Adam smile brightly.

Adam tucked the bag of crafts into the backpack.  Kurt and he turned to each other and started talking about Apple ideas and work plans and just everything they general talked about.  Adam was telling Kurt about his adventure in stage combat, which Kurt was taking the next semester when they realized they had a small audience.

The red haired girl from earlier was there with several other younger people, ranging from probably just younger than Kurt to pre-teens.

“I’m Dolly’s youngest, Jane. Anyway…Rex said you live in New York and go to a Theater school.  Is that true?”

Kurt nodded. “Yeah, I attend NYADA.”

One of the younger teens spoke next. “Have you been to any Broadway Shows?”

Kurt beamed. “I have. It was the first thing I did when I got to New York.”

Kurt and Adam answered questions about theater schools and classes and choirs and places to visit in New York for about a half hour.

“You are so lucky.” One of the younger girls said. “It is all there for you to see and be part of. I would love to be able to just stand in one of the theaters.”

“Do you like the theater?” Kurt asked.

“Oh Yes. I love musicals.” She whispered. “I’m Macy. I want to be an actress on stage when I grow up. I’ve been in my school’s play every year and we even do summer musical theater. Dad fussed once, but mom pointed out that it was a full week we were busy and not at home causing problems.”

Kurt laughed.  “I think that was why my mom sent me to theater camp as well.”

“No, that is why I sent you to theater camp.  Your mom volunteered at camp and just dragged you along.” Burt said.

Kurt smiled. “I didn’t know that.”

Burt ruffled Kurt’s hair. “She played the piano for them and then helped with costumes.  Your first time on stage was as a little rabbit being chased by a dog.  You were two. We are getting ready to do the white elephant gift, so go get your gifts.  You can probably come back here, though.  I’m sure neither the boys would mind.  Kurt, Carole and I are going to go over and sit my Aunt Mildred and Uncle Barney. Be good.  I got told all about that little display earlier.  Don’t bait the nuts.”

Kurt rolled his eyes.

“Your Dad just called his cousin’s wife a nut.” Adam said.

Kurt nodded.

“Awesome.  Which ones are the white elephant gifts?”

“The white elephant gifts are the ones in white paper.  The ornaments are in red and green.” Kurt said.

Adam fished out the two gifts in white. “There are four in here in white.”

“I brought extras in case someone didn’t have one.” Kurt said. “Let me go tell my dad I have them.”

Kurt stood and ran over to Burt, who was making everyone sit in chairs. “I’ve two extras.” Kurt said. “And two extra ornaments.”

“Great…Aunt Mildred said one of Dolly’s girls brought a friend and they didn’t think about it…so you ask that little pack sitting next to you and come get others if needed…we put together a good dozen extras.”

Kurt and Adam managed to cover the little pack of people that had come back over with Jane and the ones originally talking to them.  When Burt signaled everyone was gifted up, music played and Burt rolled dice to see which way things passed. Kurt ended up with Wee Sing Silly Songs and Adam ended up with earmuffs shaped like snowmen.  Then Barney led them in a bizarre form of never have I ever and upset the fruit basket so that people were mixed up for the ornament exchange.

Adam waved to Kurt who was seated next to Carole, who seemed to be chewing him out about something. Adam was sitting in between a bunch of small children, of who at least one was one of Rex’s and Jonny.

“I’d like to apologize for Wayne.” She told him. “Mildred encourages their bad behavior especially towards Kurt, but it is uncalled for.”

Adam shrugged. “No one got hurt this time, so it is what it is.”

Jonny looked at Adam and nodded.

“Did Kurt really tell those over by the darts that he lifts women and women are heavier than footballs and that is why he is more muscular than them?”

“Well, he didn’t quite put it that way, but he certainly implied it.”

Jonny laughed. “Does he really?”

“Oh, yes. There is no passing Dance without being able to lift.  And leap and twirl and what not.” Adam said.  “Kurt just had less work to put into it, really, than some others. He learned how to properly lift in High School.”

Kurt came marching over and pulled out the ornaments. He was scowling and stomping and Adam took one look over to where he’d been sitting to see why.  Carole was leaning back with Lettie whispering into her ear, nodding along with whatever she was saying.  Kurt passed the extra ornaments to the two kids he’d given the extra white elephant gifts to and then marched over to his dad…who hightailed it to Carole and Lettie. Kurt glared towards Carole and came and sat on Adam’s lap. Adam smiled at him and kissed his cheek, pulling him closer.  Kurt snuggled in and relaxed when he realize Adam wasn’t going to try to make him move even though he was making a scene.

“Hey Kurt.” Jonny said, smiling at how Kurt had relaxed in Adam’s lap.

“Hey Jonny, How is the craft store business?” Kurt asked.

“We are holding our own. We were worried when that new mega graft store came in, but they don’t do custom framing or anything like that, or make custom canvases and we offer better craft nights and classes. We also got the endorsement from the local schools and community college because we offer student packages specialized to each course.”

“I’m so glad. I was worried when Dad said that store was building close to you all.” Kurt said. “Do you still sell local patterns and fabrics?”

“Yes.  We’ve even started stocking some locally spun yarns.”

“Cool.”

“Your dad said you have several jobs in New York?” Jonny asked.

“I work at Vogue.com for credits right now, and I work as a singing waiter and then I pick up odd jobs here and there, mostly when I need something not budgeted in.  I usually pick up tailoring or seamstress type jobs, but I’ve done a bit of mechanic work.”

“And you go to school?” Jonny asked.

“Yeah, it’s not nearly as bad as it seems.  I don’t have a family who needs me and Adam works just as nutty of an amount as I. We carve out time together, though, and make sure much of our fun activities mesh together.”

Burt announced that everyone needed to be ready to start passing ornaments at his shout…passing left when he said left and right when he said right and following some sort of odd dice shaking game. Kurt moved from Adam’s lap for it, but he did not go back to where he had been.

Finally Burt deemed the ornaments passed enough and Adam opened his. It was actually a set of crocheted stars that had been stiffened somehow and Adam was quite pleased. Kurt was smiling as well, although Adam thought it seemed a bit off. Kurt handed him the bag his ornament had come in and stalked off.  He watched as Kurt marched over to his dad and said something and then his dad nodded and Kurt came Adam’s way. Adam peeked in the bag.  The ornaments were stars with the names of Jesus on them,but Adam suspected that Kurt’s ire had been because he ought not have ended up with this particular bag, except one of the small children had taken it from who had it and given it to Kurt.

“They are starting the prize games now.  We could play bingo or poker.  We have been banned from ‘Name That Tune’ by Carole…at the demand of Lettie.  I always won when I was 5 and 6 and so I do suppose all the extra years probably would give me an unfair advantage.  However the DJ wants to do a who can name it fastest one note at a time and Dad said we can play that if we play against each other. He wanted us to go first to show how the game was done…and he is running it different than Lettie’s name that tune.”

Adam and Kurt played the DJs game and ended up tied 3 to 3.  The DJs gifts were King Sized candy bars, which they split.  Then Kurt and Adam played bingo for a while.  Kurt managed to win a card game that was new to them and a candle and Adam won some Christmas ornaments, a nativity, oven mitts and a board game that involved trains.  Kurt laughed and told Adam they were going to find someplace to play bingo near home because Adam had good bingo luck.

Carole came over and snapped at Kurt for winning too much, but left as soon as Burt started over their way.

“What the hell is Carole’s problem, Dad?” Kurt said as soon as Burt was near enough for him to ask without having to speak too loudly.

“Lettie and Roy have been here for three days and have been staying at the house.  Lettie has managed to ask daily what sort of evilness you got Finn involved in that led to Finn’s death.  Insisting you much have introduced him to drink or drugs or whatever that led him die. We were managing until I went to work yesterday and Carole decided to stay home and entertain Lettie and Roy.” Burt explained.  “I’ve made an appointment for Carole with her therapist for Monday. I’ll pay to keep your hotel room for the extra night.”

Kurt growled.

“Kiddo, this just means that you can leave and head off to the hotel and not have to clean up, while Mildred’s whole family  and Lettie and Roy will have to stay and help here…since they are all staying at the house.”

“Can we leave soon?” Kurt said.

“Let me check and see if everyone put their gifts in the boxes they go in and then we’ll figure out how we are doing that and I’ll tell you then.  Meanwhile, go play rummy.”

“Dad, that will take forever.”

“Well, you wouldn’t be bored and Carole or Lettie are unlikely to bother you there, no prizes.”

Kurt and Adam joined the rummy game just starting up, which luckily had none of the people teasing Kurt earlier in the day present. It wasn’t a bad game, but Adam could tell Kurt was starting to droop.  Adam realized they hadn’t gone back for more food and were working on only what they had eaten and the drink they got from Uncle Wayland.  Adam also knew Kurt wouldn’t eat much of what was out and had been sitting there for hours.

Adam looked around for Burt and watched as people went in and out of the garage and back and forth from the table with the gift boxes on it. Burt was monitoring the boxes, and looked to be helping fill them if need be.

Meanwhile Kurt was looking more and more done and more and more tired.

When Burt got a break, Adam excused himself from the round and went over to talk to him.

“Is there anything at the house I could get for us to eat?” Adam said. “Kurt hasn’t eaten anything other than the little plate we made when we got here.”

Burt sighed. “Things are closing down here, why don’t you and Kurt head out and off to find someplace to eat.  Take him over to say goodbye to My Aunt Mildred would you?”

Adam fetched Kurt from the game and they went around saying goodbye to the few people Kurt wanted to. Burt brought them over their boxes and made sure all their gifts and prizes were tucked into the backpack that they’d been carrying about. He brought over a few extra things as well, since Kurt had used extra’s they had brought for the white elephant and ornament exchanges. Adam suspected that the several extra ornaments they were given were to make up for Lettie and Carol’s interference in the exchange.

“You’re a good man, Adam.” Burt said as he watched Kurt let his Aunt Mona pinch his cheeks.  “Make sure he eats and sleeps tonight.”

Adam smiled. “Of course.”

Kurt hugged his dad and kissed his cheeks and grabbed Adams hand as they headed out the garage, boxes in Adam’s arms and backpack on Kurt’s back.

They trudged through snow and managed to get to the rental car without too much an issue.  Adam could see that others had left as well, already and made sure to take note of that in case Kurt got to feeling guilty for leaving early.

Kurt made grabby hands for the keys and Adam let him be the driver.  They tucked everything they were carrying into the back seat and headed off.

Kurt drove them to Pizza Hut.

“And that was a Hummel Clan gathering.” Kurt said as he devoured a salad. “It could have been much worse.”

“It could have been better.” Adam said.

Kurt laughed. “Maybe, but they never ever have been.  We were spared the epic fights between couples having problems today…although I guess Willard’s girlfriend and he got into a shouting match outside right before the white elephant exchange.  No one came to blows and no cops or ambulances were called.   No children were reduced to tears over something one of the adults said to them. And someone was managing Uncle Wayland because no one ended up so drunk they passed out.”

“I had thought you were exaggerating when you were talking before we arrived.” Adam said. “I am sorry, love.”

Kurt leaned back. “It wasn’t all bad.  I talked to more people than I have before, and most of it wasn’t bad.  I could do it again if my dad wanted me to. You made it immensely better,”

Adam chuckled. “Is that likely?”

“I guess that will all depend on Aunt Mildred and her dedication to the new found desire to have large family gathering yearly. I hope the next one is a summer one though.  We have those outside and often at a lake. It is easier to avoid people at those.  I am sorry about Carole.”

“I am sorry about Carole.” Adam said. “I know her behavior towards you had to have hurt.”

Kurt shrugged. “She’s been running hot and cold since my dad started dating her.  Finn’s death just made it worse.”

“I suppose as getting a family introduction, it could have been worse.” Adam said.

Kurt laughed. “We tossed you right into the fire and you came out a hero. Thank you for coming with me.”

“There will never be any place I’d rather be than with you, right by your side.” Adam said.

Kurt blushed and is face was still rosy when the pizza came five minutes later.

[jesliey]

Henlo you stinki poop. Go do all the asks, you stinki boi.

OH

alright boiz lets do this... *cracks knuckles*

under the cut because this gonna be fuckin long...

200: My crush’s name is:

Her name is Lucy, and she is really amazing, and thank fuck she doesnt have a tumblr...

199: I was born in: 

1996 BABEY

198: I am really:

Three gnomes in a trenchcoat.

197: My cellphone company is:

Telus, and im less than thrilled about that....bare minimum passable service at best

196: My eye color is:

Blue-grey ish

195: My shoe size is:

Depends on where i go, but generally 12 - 13~

194: My ring size is:

Oh fuck man i dont remember...i think i was 10.5 when i got mine fitted??

193: My height is:

6′3″~

192: I am allergic to:

Pet hair and dander mostly...nothing to the point of lethality, just making me wish it was...

191: My 1st car was:

Still dont own my first car, but if i had a choice of anything itd be a custom 1985 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

190: My 1st job was:

First paying? Retail. Hated it, drove a forklift without a licence, got fired. Whoop.

189: Last book you read:

Not from start to finish, but i started Prison School a while ago

188: My bed is:

A single. Aint got that much room in student housing my guy...

187: My pet:

@vocoterra​

186: My best friend:

@vocoterra​

185: My favorite shampoo is:

Im a tresemme boi. Love me some silky smooth hair

184: Xbox or ps3:

PC

183: Piggy banks are:

Pretty much nonexistent in this house i think....

182: In my pockets:

This question is reserved for someone wearing pants

181: On my calendar:

I have a calendar?

180: Marriage is:

Optional

179: Spongebob can:

Live on forever in my heart, but i know it peaked at Band Geeks...

178: My mom:

Is short and angry and im lov her

177: The last three songs I bought were?

>bought

176: Last YouTube video watched:

175: How many cousins do you have?

Im Polish....its a lot....

174: Do you have any siblings?

2 step sisters, and a half sister!

173: Are your parents divorced?

Yup

172: Are you taller than your mom?

Yeah but thats not saying much...

171: Do you play an instrument?

170: What did you do yesterday?

Did computer maintenance for an hour, went to the gym with Lucy, came home and had realtalk with my upstairs neighbor for like 3 hours. It was a good day :D

[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight:

Ehhh not really....attraction at first sight? Oh fuck yeah. Infatuation? Absolutely, but not love. Its two ways of knowing and understanding for each person involved, and a first meeting wont provide that.

168: Luck:

Randomness and chance is just not being far enough back to see all of the factors that come into play to influence an outcome. Those concepts only exist to explain something that cannot be currently understood.

167: Fate:

Not really. Choices and actions continuously influence the paths that everyone takes, and theres no such thing as not making a choice. Fate is all a matter of having the wisdom to discern which choices you want to make to reach a certain path. #deep

166: Yourself:

Fuck no that guys an asshole

165: Aliens:

In an infinite universe where we have no concept of its true size? I find it incredibly arrogant to assume that we live on the ONLY planet capable of hosting life out of something so infinite. #IWantToBelieve

164: Heaven:

Nah. I wont believe in anything until i can see it for myself.

163: Hell:

See above ^

162: God:

Im agnostic at best...if there is a “God” then they have a lot to answer for. Because they are either omnipotent or benevolent. I refuse to believe that a god can be both.

161: Horoscopes:

Its a nice little thought piece to pass the time, but i feel like human choices and actions shape personalities better than relative time of birth ever could

160: Soul mates:

Everyone is their own person with thoughts, feelings, responsibilities, and aspirations. Finding someone who is in every sense perfectly aligned with another in terms of “soul mates” is unlikely. Its all a spectrum of how well lifestyles can mesh.

159: Ghosts:

Nah fam.

158: Gay Marriage:

Spoiler Alert: Gay Marriage Is Just Marriage Between People Who Happen To Be Gay

157: War:

Its a reality, and as much as i hate it, due to human nature it is inevitable and almost necessary. War will never go away.

156: Orbs:

ＯＲＢＳ

155: Magic:

Its a term historically used to explain what cannot conventionally be explained. As soon as there is documentation and explanation, then it becomes a science and it can be studied.[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses:

I like me some huggin....

153: Drunk or High:

Both? Both....both is good. Gotta be careful with it though

152: Phone or Online:

Online mang

151: Red heads or Black haired:

I MEAN WHY CHOOSE??

150: Blondes or Brunettes:

I usually enjoy brunette more than blonde...

149: Hot or cold:

You can always put on more layers, but you can only take off so much before its a felony

148: Summer or winter:

Winter. Hot cocoa BITCHES~

147: Autumn or Spring:

Autumn season = Best season

146: Chocolate or vanilla:

I like me some vanilla

145: Night or Day:

Imma night owls ngl

144: Oranges or Apples:

Tough choice, but i love me some citrus

143: Curly or Straight hair:

yes

142: McDonalds or Burger King:

Wendy’s. Fight Me.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:

White, but only in select quantities...

140: Mac or PC:

PC, but if more programs and games had support id choose linux

139: Flip flops or high heals:

Neither...im more of a work boot kind of guy...

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:

Jokes on you bud im ugly AND poor!

Ugly and rich tho. I can pay to fix my fucked up appearance, and youre damn right id use my money to fix up my town

137: Coke or Pepsi:

BEPIS BABEY YEAH

136: Hillary or Obama:

Remember when Obama reconciled with Japan for the dropping of nuclear ordinance on Hiroshima and also thanked them for anime? That was pretty damn cool of him.

I mean Hillary dabs though so i mean theres that

135: Burried or cremated:

Cremated. Not necessarily when i die. Just whenever. Surprise me.

134: Singing or Dancing:

Singing...i cant dance...

Cant do either, but at least i feel a bit better about my voice...

133: Coach or Chanel:

I dont understand the question....

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:

Wasnt a huge Taylor fan....Kat by default

131: Small town or Big city:

Both are nice, but i think i like the idea of disappearing in a big city more than the peace of a small town.

130: Wal-Mart or Target:

Im Canadian, so Walmart it is

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:

Owen Wilson. Your move.

128: Manicure or Pedicure:

I dont remember which one is which, so whichever one does feet. My hands see frequent use, and it would not last.

127: East Coast or West Coast:

East Coast. Vancouver is the only thing the west has going for it in my eyes

126: Your Birthday or Christmas:

Birthday. I like having a day just all to myself. No one is gonna take that from me.

125: Chocolate or Flowers:

Ehhhh both are really temporary...wanna get me a gift that lasts? Make it a really cool looking sword

124: Disney or Six Flags:

DIDNEY WORL

123: Yankees or Red Sox:

[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War:

Its unclean at best, its inevitable, and its almost certainly necessary.

121: George Bush:

By comparison right now his administration is looking pretty good

120: Gay Marriage:

Completely legal and totally socially acceptable. The fact that its an issue is baffling to say the least.

119: The presidential election:

You guys elected the annoying orange so you tell me

118: Abortion:

Her body, her choice, end of discussion. Die mad about it.

117: MySpace:

An artifact of an internet age gone by...

116: Reality TV:

If i wanted to watch peoples daily lives, there are vlogs out there that are a thousand times more genuine than anything ive seen on network television

115: Parents:

They should do their absolute best to raise their child to be better than them. The next generation should always be pushed to be able to leave the world better than the previous generation did. Thats how humanity evolves.

114: Back stabbers:

Pretty sure theres a circle in hell dedicated entirely to them according to The Divine Comedy

113: Ebay:

Never tried it, but it has its uses.

112: Facebook:

Not worth my time.

111: Work:

All just to fuel my long term expensive hobby of making swords.

110: My Neighbors:

For most of them, completely indifferent. Theres a lady upstairs who is really nice.

109: Gas Prices:

Now i dont drive anymore, but theyre ridiculous...

108: Designer Clothes:

Completely unnecessary, and feeding the bougie capitalist machine, but I NEED THEM. I WANNA LOOK GOOD.

107: College:

Its hell, and im stuck there...

106: Sports:

SPORTS

SPORTBALL

105: My family:

At the end of the day they should be the people that you can fall back to no matter what.

104: The future:

Tired and jaded as to what it can bring. I survived 2016 so anything that is yet to come might as well happen.[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone:

Its been a couple weeks....for someone who very much enjoys physical affection im actually pretty shy and touch starved....

102: Last time you ate:

Yesterday at about 4 ish...i should really eat something...

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:

Yesterday actually! I dont get to see my old highschool friends too often, so im glad i went to see one yesterday

100: Cried in front of someone:

Oh fuck its been a while...came close last night, but not quite.

99: Went to a movie theater:

Probably to go see Rogue One....I enjoyed it at the time, but its a bad Star Wars movie. I cant remember a single thing about it.

98: Took a vacation:

OH FUCK ITS BEEN A WHILE I DONT EVEN REMEMBER

97: Swam in a pool:

Years at the very least...

96: Changed a diaper:

Never...I was an only child growing up, and i never babysat

95: Got my nails done:

Ehhhh like a year or so?

94: Went to a wedding:

A couple months ago! Thats probably the last time i cried in front of someone actually!

93: Broke a bone:

Never broken a bone before, and im not about to start

92: Got a peircing:

You could not pay me enough money to have someone jab needles through my flesh

91: Broke the law:

I pirate frequently so like maybe a day or two

90: Texted:

While i was writing this[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most:

Oh prolly @vocoterra

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

The comfort of being at home...i like going out, but nothing else feels like home

87: The last movie I saw:

Pass Thru by Neil Breen...i was stoned out of my gourd when i saw it, so i knew it was either gonna make perfect sense or none at all, but what i didnt expect was for it to do both at the same time

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

Im going to see Nightwish in a couple weeks so thatll be really fun!

85: The thing im not looking forward to:

Midterms are still going on...

84: People call me:

By my name usually

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

Pee with a boner. Prove me wrong. Ill wait.

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

Not a speeding ticket, but i did get a ticket for going too fast passing a fresh accident

81: My zodiac sign is:

Cancer

80: The first person i talked to today was:

In person? My landlords wife came by for a viewing, but i talked to the nice lady living upstairs over snapchat first

79: First time you had a crush:

The first one that comes to mind was a girl i was in daycare with growing up named Tori. I dont really remember what happened to her, but i guess she moved away.

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

Thats the thing. I can hide things from everyone. Most of the time i dont because im bad at lying, but there are a lot of things i will take to my grave. Most of them dont even involve me directly.

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

Last night when the upstairs neighbor came down to talk. Its kind of odd how on-the-same-page we were about a lot of the things we talked about

76: Right now I am talking to:

Neighbor lady. She has a date today and shes pretty nervous and wants someone to talk it out with.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

Hopefully be less of a mess of hot garbage, but ill settle for freelance software developer and occasional swordsmith

74: I have/will get a job:

Ive found work pretty reliably through temp agencies. Theres never a shortage of manual labour that needs to be done.

73: Tomorrow:

Is saturday. Whats the question?

72: Today:

Is friday. I have a game to go to in about 30 mins.

71: Next Summer:

Ill hopefully be doing an IT internship if my parents can pull some strings at their work. Ill see what happens.

70: Next Weekend:

Nothing major going on i think...

69: I have these pets:

@vocoterra

68: The worst sound in the world:

@vocoterra

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:

Ehh im pretty emotionally calloused by this point...i think itll take a lot to make me cry

66: People that make you happy:

Friends from highschool. @vocoterra. Some of my newer college friends. Definitely my parents.

65: Last time I cried:

Wasnt this asked already? Pretty sure it was a wedding.

64: My friends are:

Gay dumbasses

63: My computer is:

RIPPED AS HELL AND CUSTOM BUILT

62: My School:

Its kinda shitty

61: My Car:

Nonexistent

60: I lose all respect for people who:

Commit sexual assault.

59: The movie I cried at was:

Bridge to Terabithia....dont lie you did too

58: Your hair color is:

Light brown/dirty blonde ish?

57: TV shows you watch:

The Netflix Marvel TV series’

I was a particular fan of Luke Cage

56: Favorite web site:

9 times outta 10 itll be youtube. Theres just everything to watch there.

55: Your dream vacation:

Scotland highlands, rural Japan, or urban Poland

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:

Depression

53: How do you like your steak cooked:

Medium rare like god intended

52: My room is:

Reasonably tidy i think...got a few things lying around that i should pick up

51: My favorite celebrity is:

Taliesin Jaffe. I hold an immense respect for him.

50: Where would you like to be:

Anywhere where im not writing this honestly....

49: Do you want children:

Yes, but i will never father my own. There are too many genetic fuck ups for me to want to pass this on.

48: Ever been in love:

No. Thought i was a couple times, but its supposed to be reciprocated. It never was, therefore I never have been.

47: Who’s your best friend:

I tagged him like 4 times in this post already it should be obvious

46: More guy friends or girl friends:

Pretty even split i think

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:

Coming back after home after the gym. Just the relaxation of it is unforgettable.

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

No one in particular at this moment. Im heading out to see friends in a few minutes so im enjoying alone time

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:

Farthest i really go is about 2

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:

Nope. If i start, it wont end. Theres too much that the world has to offer, so ill just find what i like as i go.

41: Have you pre-named your children:

I did. Thats never happening though.

40: Last person I got mad at:

Last night i remembered some of the more racist shit that some of my friends can just get away with in that particular group and i genuinely fucking hate it.

39: I would like to move to:

Maybe somewhere in Germany. The only place i can think of in Canada would be Vancouver, but even then ehhh...

38: I wish I was a professional:

Ass Eater

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37: Candy: Coffee Crisp36: Vehicle: 1985 Pontiac Trans Am35: President: Obama34: State visited: Tennessee 33: Cellphone provider: Wind32: Athlete: Shiho Yoshimura31: Actor: Taliesin Jaffe30: Actress: Laura Bailey29: Singer: Rob Swire28: Band: Sabaton27: Clothing store: Mark’s Work Warehouse26: Grocery store: Food Basics25: TV show: JJBA24: Movie: The Boondock Saints or American history X23: Website: Youtube22: Animal: Potoo Bird21: Theme park: Canada’s Wonderland20: Holiday: SPOOKYWEEN19: Sport to watch: CSGO18: Sport to play: Sportball17: Magazine: I dont read maagazines...16: Book: 198415: Day of the week: Thursday14: Beach: Whichever is the closest one to where i live. Theyre all far away...13: Concert attended: Soon Nightwish! :D12: Thing to cook: SPAGEDDY11: Food: Sushi10: Restaurant: Pho Dau Bo9: Radio station: My phones music library8: Yankee candle scent: Anything lavender7: Perfume: I prefer cologne...6: Flower: Lavenders and Lilacs5: Color: Royal Blue4: Talk show host: Uhhh...3: Comedian: Bo Burnham2: Dog breed: Corgi or Samoyed1: Did you answer all these truthfully: Fuck yeah i did