junietuesday

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Mutuals when you like multiple things on my blog I click through to see which posts have pleased you because ily

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"OMG YOU'RE DRIZZT DO'URDEN!!"

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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

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They’re cutting the thread I’m hanging on by tomorrow

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Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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belt loops are made to put your fingers in . belts meanwhile were made for something else

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Not getting vaccinated because “I trust my immune system!” and then not giving their immune system the resources it needs to succeed. Kinda sounds like their parenting style too

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i like to think that while Link was in triforce heroes living his best life, Ravio was in hyrule warriors

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Hi zeldy

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Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

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fish want me women divorce me

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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have done a few sessions and its been super fun but

1) imagining the triplets doing the death house is making me laugh. i Know they’d instantly go fuck them kids

2) we just met ismark the lesser at the end of our last session and the dm is playing him as such a normal guy obviously but the Entire Time we’re talking to him im just thinking “gooned in the oats”

my friend is inviting me to join a curse of strahd campaign… very excited but also genuinely cannot tell how much ive been spoiled for it by trinystrahd bc like. well. its trinystrahd

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heheheheh