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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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How to serve a man
#laura chastel#my art#hellsing oc#my oc#cw mild gore#cw blood#Laura finds out about gender roles#women belong in the kitchen? say less!#she's making meatballs :)#i drew this at the airport#a nice old man asked me about it. before I put in all the blood and meat#the finger was my mom's idea#i asked her if the meat (zoomed in bottom left) was realistic and she asked to see the whole thing#and I panicked bc I thought she was gonna judge me#but after 2 seconds of silence she said 'well you should put a little hand or a little foot there then'
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congration
you done it
#collapses to the ground and turns into 32 perfectly cut tomahawk steaks on impact#today was. a lot of things skjdflgjdfgh#i didn't think it was possible to pull your pectoral muscles just. sitting down.#but i guess that's what happens when your college packs you guys like sardines for the ceremony#i'm still not free yet ! ! ! !#i have a major portfolio project to finish (unrelated to degree) ! ! ! !#but the longest leg of the journey is finally complete and will ensure i can at least get my foot in the door now#god though. i'm tired. i've been at this for like 8 years now.#what pursuing a degree part time while working and also dealing with sudden trauma will do to a man#also weird to think that i am just. no longer a student now.#i'll be a student again in like 2 or 4 years when i go back for my next degree but like#damnb. ya boy graduated college.
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#columbo#season 2#a stitch in crime#god we love to see a pissed off columbo. mans got a white hot temper under that facade#it's delicious#this part is so perfect because not only does columbo get pissed because he has no evidence and knows there's another murder impending#but he's been goaded into this frustration. thusfar dr. mayfield smug and cool and collected has matched him step for step#it's the rare time columbo squares off against a worthy opponent and not only is he on the back foot he's getting laughed at.#some columbos are fun to watch because the murderer is incompetent#but even better are the episodes where he almost loses
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(Steps up the mic) Good thing Chilchuck’s normal outfit covers his crotch or else we’d all be distracted by his HUGE BULGE
(Silence)
(Then, in the back, a single person clapping)
(I shield my eyes and see… Chilchuck?!)
^me and chil clapping at your brave statement
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuk dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#SORRY I THINK THIS HAS BEEN IN THERE A COUPLE DAYS i’ve been a little busy#but you’re RIGHT he’s gotta be HUNG for a half foot#no way my guy is the half foot equivalent of 6’6 and isn’t like#at LEAST average by tall man standards#he’s 5 1/2 at LEAST and you KNOW IT#i need him so bad it makes me look so fucking stupid dude
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Honestly I wonder if anyone’s ever read Chilchuck’s “I cheated on her” admission as an implicit reference to prioritizing alcohol over his marriage and feeling guilty abt it.
Ohh… "I cheated on her" as a half-truth because something ended up taking priority over their marriage, because emotionally he was elsewhere… "I cheated on her" because after having all the time in the world to think about it now that he’s alone, he realizes that that might have been how she felt, and that’s how it felt like to him too.
Love that. I def think he’s ironically someone who deflects guilt a lot, in a similar way that he compulsively goes "You’re wrong! I don’t care about you guys at all! I’m an asshole!" he flees emotions by making the problem something else that’s fake, a burden easier to bear, he’s so used to being seen for what he’s not after all. I went into it a bit in one of my fics and in a couple meta posts, but when it comes to his wife he was very much like an ostrich with his head in the sand, seeing her fall into a bad mood on the outing before she left him but dismissing it as something "sudden" that’s not worth thinking deeper about. Overdrinking is a problem for future Chil. I think he did a lot of "You want me to drink less and you’re afraid for my health? Get over it lol" and "I should be less strict with the girls and raise my voice less? My father was a strict drunk and look at me, I turned out functional and great! The girls are literally fine and love me" and "Oh? My drinking is affecting our family? No it’s not smh smh get off my back"< Drunk a significant portion of the time he spends at home since he’s off-work and somewhere he can relax. Type of guy to always dismiss any issues that might exists because he prefers ignoring them as if they’ll go away. All his problem solving energy is spent during work and the issue is with his family he already likes things as they are, they’re his comfort zone and change is scary, he doesn’t want the change, even if it’d be better. He doesn’t want to change, his unhealthy habits are guilty pleasures he wishes people didn’t try to make him feel guilty for
BUT POINT IS he struggles with guilt and like. Letting it be a feeling that he gets sometimes, so it’s all bottled up and festers and gets twisted into frustration or such like how his worry usually does. I like this take, wether it’s something he’s already thought a lot about or it’s something he’s repressed that came suddenly pouring out of him like blood out of a wound, now that he’s putting it into words with someone for maybe the first time.
It’s interesting how he didn’t refuse going up to the bicorn, I’m sure part of him wanted to see if it would like him, like the virtue test it is. Would a monster that loves despicable men be magnetized to him? Would it confirm his fears?
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#meta#ask#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Bicorn episode early season 2 guys let’s GOOOOOOO#I do think he feels sleazy. Like even as he enjoys pretty women as eyecandy he feels pangs of guilt and sadness and longing for his ex wife#The “SHUT UP DON’T bring her up now!!” during succubus is smth I interpret in that way.#Either to not ruin the moment or bc of raging guilt that his succubus isn’t her gdbd. But also can u blame a guy the mere memory#of her brings up a lot of bitterness and emotional turmoil and aughh he feels like he’s failed his life and he’s a fuck up and aughh#fumi rambles#He’s someone who just wants to feel good dammit. He’s so stressed he just wants to relax. He just wants to feel like his family isn’t flawe#He doesn’t have the energy to put into fixing it. He doesn’t know if he could handle it. And ofc all of this is happening on a subconscious#level. Bc emotional repression is his middle name#He needs to work to provide for his family but for their relationships and emotional needs he needs to work less.#There’s no winning. There never is for half-foots in this world#Union man trying to balance career and family and failing </3#Chilchuck’s family#Chilchuck’s wife#ok i need to shut up on this i could go forever
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Maturing as a trans guy is realizing Stanley Pines in his mullet era is actually a really good transition goal
#ftm#im becoming him#ask my friends theyll tell you#yeah our good pal vince over there hes actually just stan pines but 5 foot 2#trust me blug#if you dont trust me#im coming for your shins#trans#transgender#trans man#gravity falls#grabbity balls
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According to my research (Google) I can confirm that Hiccup in httyd 1 is taller than Link in botw
#LINK IS 5 FOOT 2 IM DYING#there is no way Hiccup is taller than him 😭#im taller than both of them LMAO#httyd#Hiccup is 5 foot 4 apparently#thats 1 inch shorter than me#how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#no offence to any man under 5 foot 5#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#rtte#httyd 2#httyd hiccup#link#botw link#botw#loz#the legend of zelda#the legend of zelda breath of the wild
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firelight gabri + o’hara shenanigans.
#gabriel o'hara#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#across the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#spider man#my art#marvel#he’s 7 foot 2 btw.#big baby bro
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Fans: "Oh my god they keep putting Spider-Man through so much pain and suffering! They can't let him have one good moment! They need to give him actual support and let him take a break and not put everything on his shoulders!"
Insomniac: *Makes the story about how despite Spider-man being in his prime, Spider-man is at his weakest point due to the affects of the first game and him internalizing his pain and suffering, and is shown getting help from the kid he took in along with the people around him to get him back onto his feet and to help him overcome his pain. He now learned that he can rely on his apprentice to help handle things as a partner rather than a student, so he can find a healthy balance between being Spider-man and being Peter Parker without giving up being either, along with giving him a new set of powers to learn from and discover and a revelation that he isn't alone anymore*
Fans: "Oh my god they nerfed spider-man so much! They made him so emotionally weak and needing to get help from his friends so the game can replace him with this WoKe perfect version of Spider-Man who has a healthier more stable life which means they are trying to make Peter look horrible! The fact he is taking a break means he is retiring and they are gonna kick him to the curb! This is so ridiculous, Spider-man shouldn't need to get help like this! They are just trying to make Miles look better!"
Other fans: "Yeah well Miles is better than Peter anyway!"
Other fans: "No, Peter is better! He is the original! Miles has nothing on him!"
Spider verse fans: "Hey I kind of liked the Easter egg they added in-"
Other fans: "SHUT UP!"
All the fans: *Constant excessive arguing*
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE! DO YOU WANT THEM TO BE EMOTIONALLY HEALTHY OR DO YOU WANT THEM TO SUFFER BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE CAN'T HAVE A HEALTHY BALANCE OF BOTH IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
This is LITERALLY ALL that I have been hearing lately and I AM ABOUT READY TO COMICALLY SNATCH SOME SPINES AND CREATE SOME PRETZEL KNOTS
BOTH Peter AND Miles ARE Spider-Men, neither one is better than the other, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. Peter lifted up Miles from a dark place in the first game, and in the second game Miles was the one to lift Peter up from a dark place. They both have their own unique traits, and unique abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. No one is taking over and no one is getting replaced.
The spider verse reference was just a fun little easter egg in a Sony game to show off the Sony movie, NOTHING MORE.
SO SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, AND JUST ENJOY THE LOVELY GAME THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL TO EVEN HAVE BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO THINK THE FANDOM DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE SUCH A LOVELY CREATED SPIDER-MAN STORY WITH TWO AMAZINGLY WRITTEN SPIDER-MEN.
#I love insomniac spider-man#he is one of the best spideys we've had in years#but for fucks sake I am staying away from the fandom with a ten foot pole#spider man#spider-man#peter parker#insomniac spider man#insomniac spiderman#insomniac spiderman 2#marvel#marvel games#insomniac games#spiderman#spiderman peter parker#spiderman ps5 spoilers#spiderman insomniac#spiderman 2 spoilers#spiderman 2 ps5
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Psychonauts art dump!! The first piece started as a kind of "vent" (I was in a mood when I sketched him out), but I ended up really liking it! The rest is just a bunch of characters I really like in scenarios I really wanted to draw! Enjoy!
Also if you're reading this: up next I have a bunch of designs I drew up as parental figures for the Psychonauts 1 campers!! Yay!! Idk WHEN I'll post them, but I have a good chunk of the designs on standby for sometime soon! I kinda want to flesh them out in doodle form a bit more before I post them but I might just post them as they are.
#cw // eyestrain#eyestrain#psychonauts#psychonauts 1#psychonauts fanart#psychonauts 2#edgar teglee#compton boole#maloof canola#mikhail bulgakov#clem foote#crystal flowers snagrash#compton boole my beloved ever.#also crystal and clem in my hypothetical au i think about sometimes#i care about them so much#also i think i need to draw edgar more often he is so shaped like he is literally TO the letter one of *my type of guys™️*#fanart#AUGH I JUST SAW A COLORING MISTAKE I MADE... IM NOT RE-POSTING THIS MAN FORGET THAT 😭😭😭#If you noticed Crystal's scrunchie was the same color as her ponytail before reading this no you didn't
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People always complain that “ Marvel regressed Peter Parker ” and everything but like. He’s a 30 years old freelancer living in one the most expensives cities in the world. Do you really think that comes with any kind of stability whatsover ?
#marvel#spider-man#peter parker#he's a freelancer photograph and a part time teacher *at best*#he cant be livin it up in 2-foot square appartment worth of bazillons dollars
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my goofy ass brain really waited 5 years to give me a death note phase i'm floored
#death note#light yagami#misa amane#l lawliet#dn#lawlight#my art#decided to binge the anime as background noise while i worked just so i could cross it off my list (read the manga years ago)#little did i know that was the equivalent of shooting myself in the foot#hell these doodles were just meant to serve as a short break from said thing i'm working on. it's been 2 hours.#holds head in my hands this wasn't supposed to happen this was Not the plan#also heyyy hiiiii first actual art post on this blog in like a million years#does this mean regular posting is back?lol. lmao n#anyways light is a silly bitch i will sock him in the face#me and my gifted kid red head fictional characters with poor morals and the gayest rivalries known to man </3#what am i even doing with my life honestly
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The woman's voice in earbuds: Battery Low Arthur: So you're just going to leave me. Just like everyone else
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp arthur#ikevamp incorrect quotes#im going to preface this one by saying#1. i'm so sorry#2. I am also not remotely sorry#these two things can be true at once and are not remotely in conflict with each other <3#in all seriousness though i saw this post days ago and i just couldn't stop relating it to him#he's so damn dramatic and desperate for attn PLS#i also just can't get over the thought of him muttering this while everyone looks at him like he's nuts#theo like 'im not touching that with a forty foot pole'#theo: yeah just like i'm doing right now **goes to work**#man the way i just imagine dazai holding a hose over arthur to make it look like its raining until the camera panels back#isaac walking out of sbux with everyone's coffee like 'wtf happened here???'#shhhhh isaac no questions only caffeine#source: foodandfriends#(yes i am aware of the tragic meaning this can take on no i will not be broaching it)#(I Do Not See It. Let the Children Sleep.)
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Did this instead of going to bed :)
#theyre my everything tbh#bestest friends ever#f2r#foot 2 rue#street football#Gabriel N'Douala#Sébastien Tagano#foot 2 rue gabriel#f2r tag#f2r gabriel#f2r brains#foot 2 rue tag#memes#meme#meme redraw#spiderman#spider man#the dib speakz!!
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^ teaching my frog how to deck a guy
#nothin like looking up weapons with the 2-foot tall frog man that lives in your yard. wholesome bonding moments#also look at giroro peering over the edge of the desk pffft. those teensy little hands.#....are brass knuckles even legal in japan?#keroro gunso#giroro#fuyuki hinata
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