#2 foot man

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[cry-ptidd]

How to serve a man

[miodiodavinci]

congration

you done it

[columboscreens]

[chilfucked]

(Steps up the mic) Good thing Chilchuck’s normal outfit covers his crotch or else we’d all be distracted by his HUGE BULGE

(Silence)

(Then, in the back, a single person clapping)

(I shield my eyes and see… Chilchuck?!)

^me and chil clapping at your brave statement

[fumifooms]

Honestly I wonder if anyone’s ever read Chilchuck’s “I cheated on her” admission as an implicit reference to prioritizing alcohol over his marriage and feeling guilty abt it.

Ohh… "I cheated on her" as a half-truth because something ended up taking priority over their marriage, because emotionally he was elsewhere… "I cheated on her" because after having all the time in the world to think about it now that he’s alone, he realizes that that might have been how she felt, and that’s how it felt like to him too.

Love that. I def think he’s ironically someone who deflects guilt a lot, in a similar way that he compulsively goes "You’re wrong! I don’t care about you guys at all! I’m an asshole!" he flees emotions by making the problem something else that’s fake, a burden easier to bear, he’s so used to being seen for what he’s not after all. I went into it a bit in one of my fics and in a couple meta posts, but when it comes to his wife he was very much like an ostrich with his head in the sand, seeing her fall into a bad mood on the outing before she left him but dismissing it as something "sudden" that’s not worth thinking deeper about. Overdrinking is a problem for future Chil. I think he did a lot of "You want me to drink less and you’re afraid for my health? Get over it lol" and "I should be less strict with the girls and raise my voice less? My father was a strict drunk and look at me, I turned out functional and great! The girls are literally fine and love me" and "Oh? My drinking is affecting our family? No it’s not smh smh get off my back"< Drunk a significant portion of the time he spends at home since he’s off-work and somewhere he can relax. Type of guy to always dismiss any issues that might exists because he prefers ignoring them as if they’ll go away. All his problem solving energy is spent during work and the issue is with his family he already likes things as they are, they’re his comfort zone and change is scary, he doesn’t want the change, even if it’d be better. He doesn’t want to change, his unhealthy habits are guilty pleasures he wishes people didn’t try to make him feel guilty for

BUT POINT IS he struggles with guilt and like. Letting it be a feeling that he gets sometimes, so it’s all bottled up and festers and gets twisted into frustration or such like how his worry usually does. I like this take, wether it’s something he’s already thought a lot about or it’s something he’s repressed that came suddenly pouring out of him like blood out of a wound, now that he’s putting it into words with someone for maybe the first time.

It’s interesting how he didn’t refuse going up to the bicorn, I’m sure part of him wanted to see if it would like him, like the virtue test it is. Would a monster that loves despicable men be magnetized to him? Would it confirm his fears?

[dimeurz]

firelight gabri + o’hara shenanigans.

[generouskittentidalwave]

Fans: "Oh my god they keep putting Spider-Man through so much pain and suffering! They can't let him have one good moment! They need to give him actual support and let him take a break and not put everything on his shoulders!"

Insomniac: *Makes the story about how despite Spider-man being in his prime, Spider-man is at his weakest point due to the affects of the first game and him internalizing his pain and suffering, and is shown getting help from the kid he took in along with the people around him to get him back onto his feet and to help him overcome his pain. He now learned that he can rely on his apprentice to help handle things as a partner rather than a student, so he can find a healthy balance between being Spider-man and being Peter Parker without giving up being either, along with giving him a new set of powers to learn from and discover and a revelation that he isn't alone anymore*

Fans: "Oh my god they nerfed spider-man so much! They made him so emotionally weak and needing to get help from his friends so the game can replace him with this WoKe perfect version of Spider-Man who has a healthier more stable life which means they are trying to make Peter look horrible! The fact he is taking a break means he is retiring and they are gonna kick him to the curb! This is so ridiculous, Spider-man shouldn't need to get help like this! They are just trying to make Miles look better!"

Other fans: "Yeah well Miles is better than Peter anyway!"

Other fans: "No, Peter is better! He is the original! Miles has nothing on him!"

Spider verse fans: "Hey I kind of liked the Easter egg they added in-"

Other fans: "SHUT UP!"

All the fans: *Constant excessive arguing*

FOR FUCKS SAKE MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE! DO YOU WANT THEM TO BE EMOTIONALLY HEALTHY OR DO YOU WANT THEM TO SUFFER BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE CAN'T HAVE A HEALTHY BALANCE OF BOTH IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

This is LITERALLY ALL that I have been hearing lately and I AM ABOUT READY TO COMICALLY SNATCH SOME SPINES AND CREATE SOME PRETZEL KNOTS

BOTH Peter AND Miles ARE Spider-Men, neither one is better than the other, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. Peter lifted up Miles from a dark place in the first game, and in the second game Miles was the one to lift Peter up from a dark place. They both have their own unique traits, and unique abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. No one is taking over and no one is getting replaced.

The spider verse reference was just a fun little easter egg in a Sony game to show off the Sony movie, NOTHING MORE.

SO SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, AND JUST ENJOY THE LOVELY GAME THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL TO EVEN HAVE BECAUSE I'M STARTING TO THINK THE FANDOM DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE SUCH A LOVELY CREATED SPIDER-MAN STORY WITH TWO AMAZINGLY WRITTEN SPIDER-MEN.

[king-magppi]

Psychonauts art dump!! The first piece started as a kind of "vent" (I was in a mood when I sketched him out), but I ended up really liking it! The rest is just a bunch of characters I really like in scenarios I really wanted to draw! Enjoy!

Also if you're reading this: up next I have a bunch of designs I drew up as parental figures for the Psychonauts 1 campers!! Yay!! Idk WHEN I'll post them, but I have a good chunk of the designs on standby for sometime soon! I kinda want to flesh them out in doodle form a bit more before I post them but I might just post them as they are.

[jihef03]

People always complain that “ Marvel regressed Peter Parker ” and everything but like. He’s a 30 years old freelancer living in one the most expensives cities in the world. Do you really think that comes with any kind of stability whatsover ?

[concert-bflat]

my goofy ass brain really waited 5 years to give me a death note phase i'm floored

[emomanswhore]

you cant tell me toji fushiguro wouldn’t have been the perfect fit for ghost on halloween

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

The woman's voice in earbuds: Battery Low Arthur: So you're just going to leave me. Just like everyone else

[citrus-soda]

^ teaching my frog how to deck a guy

[glitter-alienz]

Did this instead of going to bed :)

[adhd-merlin]

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