#thats 1 inch shorter than me

[blueorchid1707]

According to my research (Google) I can confirm that Hiccup in httyd 1 is taller than Link in botw

[raptorladylover6969]

Very specific and random ass things ive noticed abt The Handler that I find very epicly epic

-The concave of her maxilla, and the baggy droopiness of her eyes looks just like that of her atrociraptors, and their skull shapes, which I LOVEEEE

-(This one which was a quote from Scott himself) Her freckles are supposed to represent reptilian scales.

-Her looks resemble that of medieval-European beauty standards. (a high forehead was the SHIT back then, when women would also pluck their eyebrows to enhance it.)

-In the show, she seems to look “out of place.” Like she doesn’t belong there, which is because out of all the human characters, she’s the most hyper-realistic which adds to the uncanny vibes we get from her. Like the way we can see the little details and blemishes in her skin, the cracks in her lips, the little chips of her teeth, the redness of her eyes, the facial muscles that contort and stretch so naturally with each movement, she looks TOO REAL to be in a show like Chaos Theory.

-If you look closely at her brows, they are always narrowed, she always has one fixed expression with them, which only changes when she feels stronger emotions, like the ones which we did see her showcase: anger, frustration, excitement?? (realizing the n5 were in the warehouse with her, she did look pretty joyous from finding them and making her job much more easier.) and guilt.

-She blinks very hard and slow…like a reptile, and on the topic of blinking she actually blinks A LOT considering the little screen time she has. (so when someone says “omg she doesnt blink..” theyre lying, she does 💀 shes a human guys even HER eyes get dry sometimes 😞😞)

-The way she slowly turns her head, her pupils almost unmoving is like that of an owl.

-Her perfect posture which never faults unless injured or forced to. Ough its so creepy…

-She’s actually PRETTY TALL. Comparing her to the atrociraptors height (2 metres, 6.6ft when standing tall) shes like around a foot and a half shorter. She could be around Ben’s height, or like an inch or two shorter. (Also compared to Jensen, she’s like 6 or 5 inches taller 💀)

-Her undercut. I love it. I don’t know, it just brings me such joy seeing her silly undercut like HEHEHEHHE I wanna touch her hair it looks so silky and soft but ik damn well that ho 100% uses sum like 12 in 1 soap or sum cheap dollarstore soap since shes always on the go 🙁

-The aura she radiates the second she walks into a room, she’s able to silence the big carnivorous dinosaurs. SHE SILENCED A CARNOTAURUS AND IT LIKE, DROPPED ITS HEAD. Its like death itself looms around her. Wherever she goes, death and destruction follow, and the other dinos can sense it.

-She SWINGS her arms a lot when she walks, not like a little sway like she’s swinging them hoes. Idk if im just crazy but her arms seem to be a sorta big focus? Like the amount of camera zooms on her arms and hands, the way she sways them when she walks, them being the only part of her skin showing other than her collarbone, being knocked unconscious, thats the only other thing visible, her left arm being injured after getting run over. A R M S. (Now that I think abt it, her left arm being injured after getting hit, BROOKLYNN’S LEFT ARM BEING INJURED…was that supposed to be a foreshadow for Brooklynn having a missing arm…)

-Idk how literally no one pointed this out but at the s1 finale, after the showdown, and when she realizes that her raptors are too hurt to continue fighting, a few seconds after she hugs Ghost, when Ghost walks away, The Handler makes this little “hmph 😞” sound AND ITS SO GRGRGGRGRGRGR LIKE SHE SOUNDS SO DISAPPOINTED AND SAD AND GUILTY BUT ALSO RELIEVED AT THE SAME TIME CUZ HER RAPTORS ARE OKAYISH URGGHHHHH 🙁🙁🙁🙁

-When Tiger and Panthera call out to her when they’re injured 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

-The way she walks into frame, and stares at Brooklynn before blowing the whistle…its like, WHY? Why did she do that for Brooklynn and not the others?? To pop out and make herself known; did she want herself to be the last thing Brooklynn sees? Was she sure she was gonna die? Does she only pop out when she’s like 90% sure her victims will die? Does THAT mean she sometimes has doubts about if the job will go well or not? Is she secretly full of self-doubt? I mean, she is a very calculated person. Scanning perimeters before acting, cutting down the alarm system at Darius’s cabin, killing off any and all witnesses, it would be strange for her to not have some sort of doubt or paranoia that the job won’t go well. Jensen did said she was “being paranoid” when he was in Ronnie’s house.

-So if I were to carve out a specific personality for her based on that alone, she could be a perfectionist, assertive yet a bit doubtful, paranoid, resilient, relentless, carefully-calculated person.

For a character who only appeared in 3 (4 technically if you count the end of Down on the Ranch) episodes out of 20, she’s a VERY interesting individual, and its clear the writers/artists for her character had to think very creatively and critically about her to make her so impactful to the series for such a mysterious character.

[cassandragemini]

Giant au? Owo? How’s that happen what’s the premise what’s the deal

i got 2 oc aus for misha and tseren where 1 of them has size changing powers and theyre sappy and run heavily on fairy tale logic cause these are fun and self indulgent. theyre more like non-canon offshoots than full alternate timelines technically cause they have the same backstory but with some weird shit happening to them suddenly. anyway both of these are a case of me writing something and then attempting to retroactively justify it in the story so some details are still kinda fuzzy but the tentative explanation im currently going with is that both of these are in some way caused by a mountain spirit who has a soft spot for misha and tends to unexpectedly give blessings or grant wishes on rare occasions but usually with a interesting twist. shes not really malevolent but she does have a tendency to give extremely unasked for “gifts” just to see how people react

side note as a general rule i usually write giant characters as roughly 60 feet tallish cause thats the height you would need to be for a tall adult to be roughly equivalent to the size of your hand

the basic gist of the au where tseren has size changing powers is that he tends to have intense emotions and he grows as a physical manifestation of that type of almost overwhelming warm fuzzy feeling where your emotions feel a little too big for your body. misha is very physically affectionate and one night tseren is laying in her arms and he offhandedly wishes that he (9 inches shorter than his beautiful butch wifehusband) wasnt too small to hold misha in the same way and make her feel that same sense of safety. he has 0 reason to even consider the idea of a mildly bored spirit listening and granting this one random whim on a very strange technicality. tseren isnt like actually aware of this at the time so it is extremely nightmarish when hes in a good mood the next day and it suddenly feels like the walls of their house are beginning to close in around him. tseren is kind of neurotic about sudden change in general and has had a deep terror around the idea of his body changing against his will after witnessing mishas traumatizing first bear transformation so this feels extremely bad. misha had the sense to pull him out of an enclosed space before he got too big to fit but she cant do really much to help him beyond that and tseren is too agitated to let her touch him at all. after a several hour long panic attack he eventually does go back to normal but hes very freaked out about everything and remains skittish and avoidant for days. it takes like a full week for misha to gently coax him into actually talking about his feelings and to stop being so distant. when he does finally feel comfortable trying to pick misha up hes uncharacteristically anxious about her which misha finds extremely endearing. both of them end up drifting to sleep with misha curled up against tseren’s chest

the giant misha thing is a way less developed idea cause i only thought of it like a month ago based on a movie scene but rn its mostly one isolated and dreamlike scene in my head with tseren being kidnapped by some other outlaws for bounty money or something along those lines. misha tries changing into a bear to protect him but unexpectedly gets very very big instead. she's objectively terrifying looking to strangers so that scares their attackers off but she tries her best to kneel down low and speak softly to tseren. they are Confused to say the least but misha doesnt seem to be in distress and despite their fear around sudden change thats the thing they care about most so theyre mostly severely disoriented instead of terrified. when tseren tries getting up he realizes he injured his ankle slightly in the initial struggle and cant put weight on it so as a solution misha simply scoops him up (with permission ) and carries him home

tldr gently picking up your big strong butch is very cute and sweet

first art is by me and the second is by a friend who isnt on here + prefers privacy. third pic technically doesnt officially count cause its chibi misha but like its cute

[serenedash]

HOW did you make your Baldr cosplay. You've inspired me to wanna try and make one too, got any tips on doing it?

aaaaaa I feel so honored I inspired you!!!! ;0; my disclaimer is that I am the farthest thing from a professional lol, but I will show you how I did it! My cosplay philosophy is that I am lazy and want to spend as little money as possible ⭐ I always use clothes I already own, the base outfit I already owned I only needed to get the belts, hoodie and wig

This is long I'm so sorry I just went thru the whole process :')

Here is every part of the finished cosplay:

Boots

Black jeans

Pants chain (mine is just an old one from hot topic)

Blue belts x2 (got these on Amazon, $10 USD each)

Black shirt + vest (or you can do one black button down, in canon Baldr looks like he's wearing a black vest over a white shirt but I felt like my vest was too low it would've looked weird)

Black fingerless gloves

Hoodie (Amazon, $18 USD) + tassel (Joann's Fabrics $10 USD)

Mark of mastery by MadeByFjori on Etsy ($6 USD) I bought it unpainted to save money and just got some metallic gold paint :) its really good quality and shipped fast! I had taped a safety pin on the back of it to attach it to the hoodie (I had tried super gluing it but it mf broke off!!! Tape it is,)

Wig (mine is the Skyelar classic in silver from Arda Wigs!) If you have no experience styling wigs that's fine since Baldr's hair is so choppy that if you fuck it up it works LOL I always style my wigs while wearing them thats just me, I brushed the hair in front of my face and cut the bangs around the bottom of my eyes and went from there. I also cut part of the sides framing my face

If you have dark hair like me I recommend a skin colored wig cap!!! Dark hair spilling out from a white wig will look weird, they sell them kn the Arda Wigs site

Optional: Starlight keyblade from Spirit Halloween ($40 USD) it's solid plastic, lightweight and looks amazing! The only bad thing I've found is the keychain just. Is not durable. Last year it broke off at a convention and I lost it 😔

Optional: face mask by KumalatteCreations on Etsy ($16 USD) I wear it with all my KH cosplays lol I have 2 masks for cosplay from them, really great quality, fit and has a place to insert a filter. I have the OSFA teen/women size because my face is tiny :')

Okay but let's talk real shit: the Hoodie. It's a plain white sweatshirt from Amazon, size up to get that oversized look Baldr has. Also disclaimer: do NOT get a thick hoodie I tried my best to get a light weight one and oh my god. For something that is essentially Just Sleeves I was SWEATING TO DEATH okay anyway materials:

Hoodie base

Gold fabric (I bought 1 yard and had more than enough)

Black buttons x2

Black ribbon

Tassel

Fabric scissors, fabric glue, needle/thread, safety pins

Black and orange markers

If you get a hoodie like mine where the hood strings have metal around the edges, use white paint or white out (I did not have time to buy white paint,) to paint over the metal so its not distracting

Now the How To:

Pull out your hood strings if applicable, paint any metal like I mentioned above

Use fabric glue to add black ribbon around the sleeves, do this in sections not all at once, do the ends of the ribbon around the back of your armpit to hide the ends. On my hoodie there was a hem on the sleeves that I followed so it was easy to make it even on both sides

Crop sweatshirt in half and cut down the middle front but DO NOT go all the way to the top where the hood is, stop about 2 inches away from it otherwise you will be me having to sew that shit back together

Measure where you want the front to fold open, you will probably have to cut more off of the sweatshirt bc if its too big you will be pinning that shit onto the top of your shoulders, basically shorter in the front and longer in the back (I know mine is so messy I didn't measure I just guessed I know wtf @ me-)

Flip hoodie inside-out and add gold fabric to the inside of the hoodie, leave about half an inch room around the edge for hemming, yes the entire inside too, I found that when I moved around I could see the back of the inside and it looks weird when the gold fabric suddenly stops

If you have a sewing machine or want to do this by hand then fold over the edges and hem it on top of the gold (not me tho I was con crunching and glued that shit all the way around,) it cleans up the edges and adds the white border to the part you will pin open

What I WANTED to do was to sew the buttons onto the hoodie and add button holes on what would get pinned but I did not have the time so I sewed the buttons directly onto the front pieces so when I fold it open I used 2 safety pins on each side to hold it up

For the tassel: I colored it with a peachy/light orange sharpie and a black one. I measured how long I wanted it to be and cut the other end off and used fabric glue on the end to stop fraying. I wrap it around the buttons and do a simple loop knot to keep it in place

if you end up doing what I did irt the tassel, don't go in with a regular orange marker bc it came out so dark on the fabric its made of like I just happened to have this peach/skin tone sharpie that came out the right shade on the gold fabric

Finally, pin the mark of mastery in place!

Now you are Baldr :)

[fading-angelic-starlight]

intro!!!

hello. im angel. dont call me anything else. i dont like nicknames.

christ, angel, at least try to be a little polite! hi!! im star. or starry, if you're cool :]

aww are you saying im cool?

no. fuck you. we're students at sycamore high school in hatchetfield :3

dont dox us!

its fine. everyone does that. im 15 and angel is 14 and we're freshmen at sycamore. though, it might not last. for angel. he's super failing-

shut up! oh my god, let me do my own intro! sorry about her. anyway. um. im angel, again. i use he/him pronouns-

mine are she/he! or he/she! or whatever you wanna call em :3

fuck you.

aww, fuck you too <3 oh and also fuck all yall lords in black :3

dont. dont say that. they can see this post.

thats the point. um anywaysss. feel free to chat. preferably not if you have supernatural powers.

or if you have any sort of government authority

yeah that too

(ooc under the cut)

hiiii. its me @prestonmonterey >:3

back with more hatchetfield ocs, or something :]

uhh. purple/purple and black text is angel, blue text is star, black text in parentheses or brackets is actions and descriptions of stuff happening, and ooc stuff will usually be in tags :3

(ill tag posts w starrys stuff and angelic antics, based on which character is present, and rb for reblogs, if i remember)

umm also posts arent necesarily in a linear timeline :3

UPDATE appearance info:

they're both about average height, star is 1 inch shorter

angel:

-dark hair

-brown eyes

-three blue marks under each eye (like cartoon freckles idk)

-generic hoodies and jeans kinda outfits

star:

-bleached hair with dark roots

-blue eye(s)

-one blue star under each eye

-slightly pointier ears than the average teen

-alt fashion

UPDATE UPDATE

morse:

(spooky guy. star and angels boss. mysterious idk. might update this again once more lore is revealed)

they/he/it

chat+bolded text

[wonusite]

Lets talk about the x in the nsfw alphabet because i am bored af (when i say avarage i mean around 5 to 6 inches or 12-15 cm lenght and 3 and half inches or 9 cm soft thickness. I'll mostly use cm because thats easier for me lol)

Seungcheol definitly has a thick one, not sure about the lenght but absolutely thick, probably has avarage lenght tho, i dont think he is below avarage by any means

Jeonghan is avarage lenth and thickness and i cant see him any other way, maybe a little bit longer than avarage, could be 16 cm maybe

I feel like joshua and Hoshi has long but not-thick-at-all dicks and maybe Seungkwan but he is probably a little bit shorter and thicker then these two

Jun definitly has a long and beautiful dick, idk if youve watched sex and the city but sam describes one of her fuck buddy's dick and says "it was long and as beautiful as a rose" or smt like that and i think this is jun

Wonwoo is definitly a monster cock, around 20 cm (7.8 inches) lenght and 12 cm (4.7 inches) thicknes (i thought about this is soft but then it would be neat impossible to take and i dont wanna make this unrealistic so yeah)

Jihoon is THICK and i dont really think he is longer than avarage but he definitly THICK

Seokmin is long and thick but not monster somehow? He is 17 cm (6.6 inches) and 12 cm (5 inches) thick when hard

Mingyu... Just like Wonwoo he is above avarage all the way and i wont take any disagreement. Around 20 cm again (8 inches, too lazy to write fractions) and 15 cm (6 inches) thick

Minghao is just like jun, he has a beautiful one. Definitly above avarage length but not too much, maybe 17 cm at most and avarage thickness but i repeat he has a beautiful one and idk how to describe it he just has a beautiful one

Vernon is just avarage, may be a little bit thicker than avarage but not much

Chan is thicker than avarage, a good 2 cm (1 inch) thicker AT LEAST but avarage length, 15-16 cm

All of these came from just wanting to write about how both Hoshi and joshua has "long but not-thick-at-all" vibes lol

Also i can confirm that idubilu is my fave song, Minghao singing the line "i dont understand but i love but i love you" kills me everytime, i am officially addicted

And i am on my period so if you dont mind it i will probably send some asks about how members would be like when their partner in on their period and who would be into period sex because why not

this wrecked me so bad omfg 😫

and i absolutely love that line too like it just hits different idk 🫠

ofc i don’t mind bb. i will be waiting patiently for your thots 👀

[plush-hugger]

im gonna use this as a trivia (??) kind of thing and just answer all of them at once because why not

do you like resting your head in a boys lap, or on his shoulder?: SHOULDER i love hugs

Sweaters or hoodies?: arent those the same thing....

Netflix or clubbing on a Friday night?: a secret third option : going to the mall and buying each other stuff

Denim or leather jackets?: BOTH but i really like leather its prettier

What’s your favorite thing about boys?: eues.... eyes are so prety....aaaaa

How do you like your tea?: absolutely fucking DROWNED in creamer/milk and then like 10000 pounds of sugar

How do you like your coffee?: same as tea also i cannot for the life of me drink hot coffee its only acceptable if im cold otherwise its iced coffee all the time

Favorite fall color?: orange ^_^

Can you drive?: not yet

Do you have a crush?: my BOYFRIEND

What’s your favorite sport?: uhhhhh.h does eating count

Are you a pastel, neon, or neutral color mlm?: none of those i like muted colors and dark neutrals

Do you wear makeup?: sometimes? i dont know much abt makeup honestly all i do is mascara and a little bit of eyeshadow but i like it when my boyfriend does my makeup because he makes me look pretty :)

Do you like boys taller or shorter than you?: originally i preferred a guy as tall as me (im like really fucking short so i didnt really like taller people because like i dont like feeling small) but my boyfriend is like 9 inches taller than me and honestly i dont care because he doesnt make fun of me for my height ^_^

Do you prefer hand kisses, or nose kisses?: BOTH AND ALSO FOREHEAD KISSES THEURE SO FREAKING CUTE

What’s your favorite cologne smell?: idk.... that one blue fancy cologne i used to wear and my boyfriend snatched it from me and keeps the bottle so he can buy another bottle for me because he used the rest of it..... i have no idea what the name of it is but it smells really nice

Ideal date?: i could go on i dont care what it is as long as its with him but ideally we'd go hang out in the field by his apartment with some snacks and then go back home and watch movies and then make bracelets together and whatnot

What’s more romantic: cabin getaway, or tropical vacation?: uhhh no to both of those i dont like any sort of getaways i dont like unfamiliar places

What’s your favorite mlm movie?: i mean. its not a movie and its not explicitly stated that theyre gay but. nbc hannibal.......

Do you believe in love at first sight?: YES ABSOLUTELY

Have you ever been in love?: YES AND I STILL AM AND I WILL BE FOREVER

Do you like sitting in a boys lap, or do you prefer when a boy sits in yours?: neither because for one i feel like im crushing him if i sit in his lap and also at the same time im bony as hell so i dont wanna be uncomfortable if he sits in my lap so we just cuddle laying down

Metal or cloth bracelets?: uhhh..,. cloth but i make mine out of beads :3

What’s one of your favorite memories of being in love?: EVERYTHING HELLO but when we first met it was so cute :(

Do you tilt your head to the left or right when you kiss?: i dont pay attention enough to know

Would you like to take his last name when you marry?: FUCK no my last name will NOT be dawkins thats embarrassing :sob: we both mutually agreed that he'd take my last name he was like "yeah i dont blame you its ugly as hell"

Do you want kids?: cat children........and if he comes around to the idea maybe we could adopt an actual kid someday

Do you interlock fingers when you hold hands?: yes ABSOLUTELY

What’s a compliment you’d love to receive from a boy?: he always tells me random shit that absolutely kills me like he said my nose was the perfect shape one time like hello??? sir that is so random but also thank you?????? and he compliments my eyes a lot and bhsghfd.gs

What’s better, waking up to him in the morning, or falling asleep next to him at night?: falling asleep w him because i know his lazy ass will not wake up until like 1 pm if its morning

Any turn offs?: i am NOT answering that

What makes you blush?: i do not know how to answer this like. hello normal human things?

Coffee shop or dog park date?: field...

Big spoon or little spoon?: I WANNA BE BIG SPOON SO BAD BUT IM ALWAYS LITTLE SPOON BECAUSE IM SHORTER AUGH

What first catches your eye?: his eyes bbecause hes so prety

Would you enjoy it if he bought you flowers?: not a whole boquet because what the fuck would i do with that but if it was one flower id be like aw :( thank you :(:(

Do you think matching couple outfits are cute or cheesy?: honestly i fw those one time we matched pjs and it was some orange shirt and garfield pants i got him for christmas 4 him and then i wore some blue or white shirt and then blue star pants that he let me keep :3 we were matching pete the cat and garfield

Have you ever asked a boy out?: i mean technically he asked me out but i guess yeah

Which is cuter, him being confident, or shy?: CONFIDENT I LOVE WHEN HES CONFIDENT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM COMFORTABLE

What’s one of your fave love songs?: a LOT but like out of our 50000 songs i might be a little biased but i like the one i wrote for him :3

mlm asks!

I never see these so I decided to make one lol~

Do you like resting your head in a boys lap, or on his shoulder?

Sweaters or hoodies?

Netflix or clubbing on a Friday night?

Denim or leather jackets?

What’s your favorite thing about boys?

How do you like your tea?

How do you like your coffee?

Favorite fall color?

Can you drive?

Do you have a crush?

What’s your favorite sport?

Are you a pastel, neon, or neutral color mlm?

Do you wear makeup?

Do you like boys taller or shorter than you?

Do you prefer hand kisses, or nose kisses?

What’s your favorite cologne smell?

Ideal date?

What’s more romantic: cabin getaway, or tropical vacation?

What’s your favorite mlm movie?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Have you ever been in love?

Do you like sitting in a boys lap, or do you prefer when a boy sits in yours?

Metal or cloth bracelets?

What’s one of your favorite memories of being in love?

Do you tilt your head to the left or right when you kiss?

Would you like to take his last name when you marry?

Do you want kids?

Do you interlock fingers when you hold hands?

What’s a compliment you’d love to receive from a boy?

What’s better, waking up to him in the morning, or falling asleep next to him at night?

Any turn offs?

What makes you blush?

Coffee shop or dog park date?

Big spoon or little spoon?

What first catches your eye?

Would you enjoy it if he bought you flowers?

Do you think matching couple outfits are cute or cheesy?

Have you ever asked a boy out?

Which is cuter, him being confident, or shy?

What’s one of your fave love songs?

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

one of noya’s goals is to “always keep voice raised” like can you imagine one of your goals being to NEVER STOP YELLING what kinda fuckin dedication...... damn

[sunsetcorvid]

tell us about your agents

Anon you have unleashed the beast known as Autism (LONG POST I'M SERIOUS THE INFODUMP REALLY INFODUMPED)

Three Cuttlefish (Agent/Captain 3)

Repeating general info from the reference sheet for all of these! Also with some extra notes!

That's a They/Them right there.

Short squid haha 5'2" (157cm) ((they are only an inch shorter than me.))

Agender lesbian gayass who chose Three as their preferred name when Callie asked because they hadn't actually thought it out but thought "Hey, you know what they already call me Agent 3, why not just make it official." and they actually love the name now!

Hawaiian Bobtail Squid! Fun squid fact: Hawaiian Bobtails have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria which protects them from predators and also makes them sorta glow! Matches up with Three's scar a bit. (Look it up, the bioluminescence is pretty cool.)

Actually pretty nearsighted so they wear contacts most of the time. They found a pair that resemble Callie and Marie's pupil shape, so they got those to look more "Cuttlefish."

Not the best relationship with their bio family, pretty no-contact. I will most likely touch on this in my "Early Days of Agent 3" series on Ao3!

Sanitization scar fucked up their throat and vocal cords a bit, so it's pretty painful to talk. They could but they'd rather not anyways. Selective mute and uses sign to communicate!

Ambulatory cane user (Did some research, hope I used the first word right). Already had some body pains to begin with (One of them being the sanitization scar because that flares up sometimes.), but they messed up their back on a certain mission so they use a cane to walk sometimes.

Mains a Dynamo Roller. (They wield it like a Carbon....)

Banned from Turf Wars for "Using an illegally modified weapon." It wasn't illegal or modified they're just a beast with the Dynamo.

Legally got their name changed to "Three Cuttlefish" (Callie helped them.)

Four Cuttlefish (Agent 4)

looks at my icon. can you tell who my favorite agent is, lol.

Guys I think this is one of those She/They/Hes.... (real)

Grew a couple of inches from when he was 14 to now currently 19. 5'6" (167cm) to 5'8" (172cm)

Genderfluid panromantic gayass who chose Four as their name but not because it was a "Fuck it." moment, but because they genuinely liked being called Four at the time and they still do.

Never actually been in a relationship, but they're pretty sure they're polyamorous. (And might be on the aroace spectrum.)

A Clubhook Squid! So she has cool hooks on her tentacles. They are also a large species, so that's why Four's pretty tall. (For an inkling anyway.)

Also has a strained relationship with her bio family. Doesn't actually have Cuttlefish as her last name, but likes to introduce herself like that anyways because Marie is basically her mom now.

Always wears his Hero Jacket when he goes out. It's a comfort item to him. (Even if it's pretty torn up now and Marie has to force him to wash it every couple weeks.)

Started tying their back tentacles up when they were getting pretty long. Just did it one day because the hooks were bothering them and realized "Hey, I kind of look like Marie..." and kept doing it because it makes them feel better to share something with their mother-like figure.

Works part-time at Ammo Knights. Likes listening to Sheldon ramble about weapons.

She mains the Inkbrush! Very skilled, too. (Got some muscle from swinging it around.)

Looks at Three as an older sibling-like figure. (Technically, they could be cousins because Callie pretty much adopted Three and Marie pretty much adopted Four, sooo-)

The only one of the main four agents to have finished high school. Three dropped out to focus on agent work, Eight never really went, and Neo doesn't even know what the hell school is.

Absolutely terrified of salmonid. It's always just been a general phobia.

Eight Iida-Houzuki (Agent 8)

Yooo, one of those demigirl She/Theys, thats so poggers...

Tall... (5'11" 180cm, 6'1" 185cm in heels)

Down bad lesbian and in a relationship with Three!! (They hold hands!! Scandalous!!!)

Blue-Ringed Octopus! (And possibly something else because Blue-Rings are typically quite small.) Blue-Ringed Octopus are a highly venomous species (Though any recorded deaths are quite rare.). When they become agitated or defensive, their color will shift to a yellow and the blue rings appear. That's why the second ref is here, to show what the rings look like on Eight. While her ink color doesn't shift to a yellow, the rings are there and they have a slight yellow tint to them. Also blueish fingertips because funky fresh.

Doesn't remember much, if anything, from before Octo Expansion. Because of this, and being new to the surface, Marina pretty much put her under her name. So that's why she's "Eight Iida-Houzuki"! (The Houzuki is there because Pearlina canon source is me)

Leather jacket in their older design is a gift from Three! Though, it's a little torn up from some missions. They still wear it, though, because it's a huge comfort item now.

Has a bag in their older design as well for things! Weapon handling kit, first-aid kit, green towels for when Three's scar gets drippy while they're out, maybe a snack or two. Useful things!

Similar to Four, they started tying their back tentacles up because they were getting long.

Got a cool eyebrow nick to match Four's eyebrow scar. (The besties for real!!!)

Big scar on her back from being blown up a whole lot during Octo Expansion. Unlike Three's, however, it does not get drippy. Unfortunately, it is extra sensitive in place of that.

Also works part-time at Ammo Knights! Helps repair broken weapons and manages the shop when Sheldon is away somewhere for something.

Mains the E-Liter 4K or just any chargers in general! Watch out if you see her in Turf...

Worked at GrizzCo for like a week and noped the fuck outta there because man what is happening over there.

Neo/Junior (Cuttlefish) ((New Agent 3))

Another She/They that's so cool...

Still figuring herself out, but she's pretty sure she's bisexual and genderqueer.

5'4" (162cm) so like two inches taller than the Captain. (Everyone is taller than the Captain.)

You're probably wondering "Why are they 13 and not 14? They're not allowed to Turf and stuff until they're 14!" And my answer is: They lie about their age. They wander around the Splatlands, they've been doing it almost their whole life. Because of this, they look a little older than they are (They got out of their squish form pretty early.). Which is the main reason why Cuttlefish decided they were the New Agent 3. (He thought they were like 16-17 💀 He, and also Marie, already got a talk from Three about recruiting fresh squids/octos.)

Doesn't actually remember her name. Not because of amnesia or anything but because she just hasn't used it in years. Never really had a reason to. Soon, that memory faded because she never really saw it as important. The rest of the Splatoon either call her "Neo" or "Junior." (It started as a joke after Neo accidentally called Three her parent, but then it kind of caught on and even Three finds themself using it on her sometimes.)

Found Little Buddy as an egg a few years before Splat3 Story Mode happens. They have their own little language due to how long they've known each other and the fact that Buddy never grew up around other salmonid so he doesn't actually know whatever language salmonid use. He's also much more tame than you're usual Smallfry from being raised by Neo. Best friends forever, yo!

Magister Armhook Squid! Similar to Four with the hooks but she's a bit smaller.

They don't really main any weapon, they just kind of go with the flow. Hand them something and they'll figure it out pretty quickly. That doesn't mean they're good at everything, though. They do struggle with some weapons.

Looks at Three and Eight as parental figures and sees Four as a auncle (Aunt/Uncle) figure! Callie and Marie are like those cool aunts you have. (Got damn, Callie is grandma by 26! /hj)

Still learning sign, so this is why the Squid Sisters tell them what the Captain is saying. (And the Captain is still pretty shy.)

General Info on All!

They all share an apartment. Four originally wanted to stay with Three and Eight for a bit until she got a different apartment in Splatsville, and then Neo moved in because Three realized "Oh shit this kid is traumatized and homeless can't let them turn out like me lol" and so Four stays to help out with Neo.

All of them on the same team is a guaranteed loss for you. Sorry, you're not making it out alive. Three is a beast, Four is strategic and fast, Eight has terrifyingly good aim, and Neo can adapt to pretty much anything. You're fucked, lol.

Three is banned from playing Uno on Squidbeak Splatoon Game Night. They always win.

Group cuddle if any of them have nightmares.

Eight waking up in the middle of the night because her partner left the bed and finds the Threes in the dark kitchen munching on raw pasta for the crunch and it's like cats in the dark their eyes fuckin' glow and it scares the shit out of Eight before she turns the lights on and sees them clearly.

Four is both the number one hater and supporter of Eight and Three. (He will go on about how gross they are but he's the one who helped conspire the plan to get them together. He likes seeing his friends happy.)

Agent 24 headcanon thrown in here, teehee. Some nights, if Eight has a really bad nightmare, Three will hum or even sing Calamari Inkantation. It's off-pitch and rough because of their fucked up vocal cords, but it's enough to help Eight calm down. Three never regrets it, even when their throat feels like its been mauled the next morning. Eight appreciates this.

In order of most cuddly to least cuddly: Four, Three, Neo, and you may or may not find surprising Eight in last! Four is known to just lean against anyone in the Splatoon. Marie's there? Fuck yeah, let me get a hug. Three's on the couch? Just gonna lay on top of them if that's alright. Lovely platonic cuddles from Four! While Three is not very affectionate with the rest of the Splatoon, how clingy they are to Eight puts them in the number two spot. And they won't say no to a surprise cuddle from Four or Neo.

I think that's about it! Thank you for unleashing my autism demons I've been keeping this in since I got this ask because I need to draw their refs. I have a special interest in cephalopods now because of this. Thank you, I guess.

[hotch-stufff]

fluff 32 and angst 1 with gibbs :)

Jealousy

gif by dwaynepride

Pairing: Gibbs x Reader

Warnings: Pining, angst, jealousy, flirting, kissing, making out, suggestive stuff, fluffy ending

Prompts: Fluff #32 "You were jealous!", Angst #1 "We're not just friends and you know it!"

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Gibbs was mad. He wasn't just mad, he was angry and upset. Upset because he couldn't quite pinpoint why he was mad. Maybe it was the way the man had his hand rested on your arm. Or the way you flirted with him. Or the way you leaned in showing off your cleavage.

It bothered him. And yeah, he knew why. He just didn't want to except it.

He hadn't been ... jealous ... in a long time. And he hated the feeling. It was awful. Because all he wanted to do was take you home and kiss you senseless.

But no, you were over flirting with some other man.

"Gibbs? You squeeze that glass any tighter and it's gonna break." Dinozzo said from across the table. His hand loosened, but only slightly.

"Hmm." He hummed in response.

"Someone looks a little... distracted." Ziva teased.

"Don't know what you're talking about." He grunted out, steeling another glance at you. The man had his hand on your thigh and you looked extremely uncomfortable. Something had changed, and Gibbs was suddenly on alert. The man inched his hand higher, and squeezed so hard Gibbs thought he would leave handprints on your leg.

He could hear your protests from across the bar, and he suddenly he was up and stomping over angrily. The man almost had his hand the whole way under your skirt before Gibbs grabbed his arm and threw it off of you.

"Hey, what the hell man!? Whats your prob-" he began, but stopped himself once he caught a glimpse of the famous "Gibbs" stare. He was up and scampering away without another word.

Gibbs slowly turned around and checked to see if you were okay, only to find you smirking at him. He suddenly realized what you had been doing.

"What was that Gibbs?" You asked, the smirk not faltering for a second.

"Nothin." He shook his head, ready to walk away before you began giggling. He turned to look at you again, shocked by your next words.

"You were jealous!" You shouted out. Gibbs instantly began defending himself.

"Was not. He was just too close." You had been pushing Gibbs all night to confess to something. You of course had feelings for the man. It was next to impossible not to. You were sure he felt the same, and you wanted to see if you could make him jealous. To see if he really did feel that way. And it seemed to be working.

"Oh okay. Well if thats the case, maybe I should call him back over here. I sure was enjoying myself." You lied through your teeth. The man was creepy as hell, but atleast he got the job done.

"You're kidding." He scoffed lightly. He just needed one more little push.

"I don't know, unless you really were jealous. But I mean why would a friend be jealous." You smirked to yourself, his response was almost instantaneous.

"We're not just friends and you know it!" He looked startled after his small outburst, instantly wishing he could take his words back.

"Do I? Because you haven't really shown me that we aren't just friends." You pushed just a little further. You really wanted him to kiss you. Or to just do something.

"Oh really?" He leaned in close, your lips a breath away. "How about this?" And he smashed your lips together. All of your sense were filled with everything Gibbs. The taste of Bourbon on his lips. The smell of his colonge. The fell of his chest pressed against yours. The little flutter of his eyes that you caught as he kissed you deeper and deeper. And the sounds he was making, god they were bueatiful. He pulled away after a lifetime.

"Wow." Was all you said, as the two of you panted.

"Maybe I was a little jealous." He whispered against your lips as he leaned in for a couple small pecks.

"I know." You spoke cockily. Tiltering you head slightly.

Gibbs then moved between your legs and kissed you deeper than before. Tounges fighting for dominance. A moan escaped your lips as he lightly grinded against you.

"Gibbs." You gasped out.

"You have no idea what you do to me." He growled in your ear, causing you to shudder in anticipation

"I think I have an idea." You could feel ALL of him pressed against you. You were then fully reminded of your surroundings as you pulled him in for a much sweeter, much shorter kiss. His lips finding their way to your pulse point after you pulled away.

"Take me home Jethro." Your voice was remarkably steady as you spoke. He shot you a sly grin before grabbing your hand and dragging you out the door, giving you the night of your life.

* * *

The next morning you woke to Gibbs holding you from behind. His arms wrapped around you as you spotted the marks covering your neck and shoulders. He pecked each one before whispering in your ear.

"We were never just friends." He kissed your neck.

"No. We weren't." You paused turning to kiss him on the lips." But ya know, if this is the outcome, maybe I should make you jealous more often." He shook his head with a chuckle.

"Don't you dare."

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Thanks for reading! Requests are still open, so ask away, I've been getting a lot of requests and im sorry but I can't get to every one, I will try to do as many as I can, if I dont make it to yours, I'm sooo sorry!!! But, if you would like an idea of what to request, here is my prompt list, and if you would like to read more of my work, here is my masterlist.

[r0-boat]

Ok hear me out-

Reader, ingo, and emmet are all childhood friends but reader is the tallest for quite a long time so they always throw it in emmet's face because its easy to rile him up and thats how he gets his competitive streak from.

Bonus: when you're all adults you all are doing a double battle (you versus the twins) and you point out that he's 1/16th of an inch shorter than ingo just to piss him off and win the battle.

You tell Emmet that you were just kidding he growls "that's not fair. I demand a rematch to make up for your behavior!"

But that doesn't stop emmet measuring ingo height just in case.

Even though Emmet is the one that wants to share with his brother he's still a jealous person

[myonepiece]

Maybe some NSFW doffy, kizaru, and crocodile headcannons with a short timid boyfriend 👀

like 1/16 into writing this I started using “your ass” or really harsh sounding phrases and I literally feel so bad I’m so sorry 😭 I feel like I’m insulting you or hurting your feelings 😂😭 anyway I don’t mean to be rude is all! 💕

also I was going to say Doffy calls you this one slur but of course I don’t say it and writing it would feel bad too so I just put f*****

Doffy, Kizaru, Crocodile NSFW headcanons with a short timid boyfriend

all of these men have a size kink 🙈🙉

-fucking in/on his coat either Doffy wearing just his coat while he’s jackhammering into you or you sprawled across his coat with your ass in the air he just goes crazy for it 

-yknow that one position where the top is basically sitting on the bottom’s ass? I forgot what it’s called but he loves doing that

-honestly I don’t know the names for a lot of sex positions but that other one I think it’s called bumper cars, but its when the top and bottom are facing away and their asses are ‘stacked’ on top of the other (I’m awkward and confused pls forgive me for my descriptions ;-;). I’ll just... stop here for this one

-bottom line is he’ll do whatever possions as long as he’s in control and preferably on top; but like the crazy inticate flexible positions, those are what he loves the most

-he’ll have you on top of his desk on all fours thrusting into your ass and he has some random servant come and literally just stand in front of you staring- they’re not allowed to close their eyes or look away. Doffy will ask “how does he look?” “he’s such a slut isn’t he?” and have the servant answer, he’ll also ask like “what do you think the hottest thing about him is hm?” and make the person compliment you but only in dirty ways

-he’ll make the servant call you a bitch/whore/slut/f*****/pussy and of course he’ll call you those things himself

-honestly he just likes seeing his timid little boy screaming and crying from pleasure (or pain, it’s Doffy we’re talking about) seeing you so flustered and blushing out of humiliation is 😩😩 for him

-he’s literally 1 inch shorter than Doffy (height wise 😱)

-this man is a perv and no one can change my mind~ on that note, he fucking looooves just cupping your ass. literally, just that. having you sit naked on his lap or with just one of his dress shirts (or marine coat 🤤) on and his hands are cupping your lower cheeks wwith occasional spanks

-same as Doffy, he adores seeing how small you look on/wearing his coat.  you’re literally drowning it in and when you’re laying on top of it with Kizi-kun (as I have nicknamed him) slamming into you, you can just grab onto the fabric under you and the admiral definitely notices how small your hands are 

-omfg omfg speaking of tiny hands, hand jobs (and/or blowjobs)! both of your hands together, the fingertips can meet around his shaft but just barely, just forget about wrapping just one hand around his dick. it turns Kizaru on sooooo fucking much seeing how big he is in your hands. and the adorable little flustered blushing face you have if *chef’s kiss*

-making you squirm in humiliation is one of his favorite hobbies. you’ll be at his work and he’ll whisper the dirtiest shit in your ear, or that awesome dirty talk thats just so disgustingly loving and nasty at the same time (yknow that type?) and you’re face will heat up and your kind of flinch in on yourself and Akainu will notice and you’ll make eye contact and it’s just 😳🙈🙉

-he’ll push you against the wall in the marine HQs and start tongue fucking your mouth and palming you through your pants/shorts/skirt (whataver you’re bottoms are) and he’ll pull away when someone is coming just so he can hear the other officer ask “_____ are you okay?”

-ooohhhhh how I love that gif 

-he’ll do the most subtle, unnoticeable, stealthy, dirty things in public or just in company of others. like dragging a single digit up from your ass to your neck and a l m o s t wrapping his hand around your throat

-but he’ll also straight up cup your ‘package’ through your bottoms- like he’ll turn around and his figure is shielding you and he’ll look at you with this disapproving look and sort of like he’s looking at some homeless/poor person and he’ll just *grab* and let go and turn around to face whatever company is there

-another man with a large coat and a size kink! 😃 while he does sooo enjoy that, he also likes doing it on an actual fur rug in front of a fireplace. yeah, Crocodile prefers high class things for the dirty act

-suck on his hook

-he lives to fluster you. in innocent ways of course, but also extremely corrupted ways *cough coruption kink cough*, he’ll make you do very domestic tasks (I think that works to describe it)  but he’ll basically make it look like you do everything for him, of course he has people to do everything for you and him, but he likes seeing you so submissive and ready to tend to his every command

-this man, will make you wear those high class fancy kinky outfits, like the frilly men’s (or women’s whatever you want) lingerie, or the frilly underwear. he’s totally up for buying you a tiny lacy dress (or tank top/shirt, etc.). usually he let’s you decide if you want to wear something like that, but he asks everytime and he’ll be extra nice to you in bed if you do (as in less teasing) calls you a “good boy” when you do it. buuuut, making you wear something like thigh high socks, lacy underwear, dresses, lingerie, definitely aren’t off the table 

-(completely ignore that last paragraph if you’re not into wearing dresses, thigh highs, lace, etc. and I’m sorry if that offended you in any way ☺️💕)

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[sadisticyouko]

"dont be afraid to reach out im mostly normal!" number one way to directly not appeal to me JGKZJF /JKJK LMAO but u should know back when i first made my tumblr my url was weirdobsessivenerd and Weirdo was literally what i went by as my name (then i discovered kinning and started going by rouge and now also kurama lol) so like. im Absolutely one to embrace weirdness and encourage it in others, so! dont hold back that unhinged-ness! its precisely what draws me to people HFKHZKG when i say Chill i absolutely mean someone that feels like theyd probably be easy to just relax n be myself around. hang out being Cool Bros. which basically equals being unjudgemental and a bit of a freak (said absolutely positively but i wont use that again if ur uncomfortable with being called that!!)

but ANYWAYZ yeah sending out asks n responding through that feels a lot less...... contained? whatever the hell that means for Conversations but its the vibe lol. exactly like what u were saying. its like im pokin my head out of my lil fox den and yelling out across the field instead of inviting someone inside bgksbfjnzf also yea i totally get the social battery thing thats Super how it is for me too. if were ever chattin n u just drop off out of nowhere and show back up in a couple days continuing the same convo i will not judge bc i Super Relate JFKHSJF

also im not like Super exactly like my kins all the time its more like an internal thing. they may not always reflect me but i still get the feeling of Thats Me. cant always explain it tjjsbf then theres the case of some kins of being exactly how i am irl and some i connect to so hard for one reason or another that i just absorb all of their characteristics into myself bkdjfkd i have a lot of mha kins bc it was my Big Hyperfixation before yyh completely steamrolled over everything in my brain lol, most of them are lower kins tho but my bigger ones are def himiko, la brava, ochako, and shoto!

tbh i kinda wonder how into yyh i woulda been if i discovered it when i was younger, it feels like i may not have been as into it as i am now? which is weird to picture bc rn im Severely hyperfixated on it, i cant imagine having any other sort of relationship to the series jfkdhkf AND HIEI IS SO. FUCKING. ATTRACTIVE. only the second character to break through my asexuality and sex repulsion fjkdjfkd i cant believe he actually makes me so wild over his muscles when ive literally never given any fucks about abs n shit all my life. his hotness is just too powerful fjsjf AND IM ALWAYS ADORING HOW TINY HE IS BUT IN REALITY HES JUST A FEW INCHES SHORTER THAN ME TOO BC IM 5'2" LMAO. but. i always picture his height in comparison to kuramas human and youko forms and it makes me crazy HFKSJKF little man i want to pick him up and kiss him as hes frustrated and flustered about being carried so easily like that and annoyed at himself that he actually likes it 🥰

also if u do like those songs lmk owo!! im always curious to see if others will like a song i recommend hehe. and if u like aggressive music then boy do i have plenty of that bc edgy shit is like my #1 thing i love to listen to HFKSHKF

Omg pretending I’m normal is how I try to fit in ! That’s my inner shuichi trying to blend in with this classmates 😂 I’m a little bit of a weirdo too but I like pretending to be normie passing, I’m like a snail hiding all it’s weirdness under the shell 😂 my first username was tsukisbadgirl so I GET IT 😂😂 I was SUPER into bakugou I mean I still like him but he’s been replaced as my #1 since I got into Tokyo revengers 😂 I will let you know all about my weirdness tendencies but pretend its perfectly normal like 2 seconds later hehe

& yea wild open asks are the best lol IDK WHY but it’s all so true ! I’m glad u won’t judge if I can’t reply right away cuz sometimes I need to disappear and then I feel bad if I try to come back later ! Ohhh the kin thing makes sense too ! Maybe I’m not kinning too many ppl from mha rn cuz I’m hyper fixated on Tokyo revengers now ! I kin like SO MANY PPL from there but I am hopelessly obsessed with it so that might be why 😂 (especially manjiro, he is plaguing my every waking & slumbering moment now 👀)

asbfoajsos Hiei’s MUSCLES keep drawing me back like a little magnet and I am RESISTING 😂😂 why is he built like that ?? I mean I know why but omg WHY DOES IT LOOK SO GOOD ?? i hate it, if Kurama had nearly half the shirtless scenes hiei did I’d be even more unhinged but they didn’t give him the chance !! 😭 SOBBING. I like to be the one that gets manhandled tbh but I feel like even with Hiei’s height he could still get it done 😏 and then im like NO ! INTRUSTIVE THOUGHTS I WANT KURAMA ! and ahdisnsiaosndk 😂 im mostly attracted to ppl based on personality rather than physicality but once im attracted to the person it opens the flood gates and all of a sudden everything about them seems hot 😩

But yes I will let u now about the songs !! It might take me a while like my reading list lol ahdisbskdn BUT I will eventually get to it ! I do things very sporadically and depending on inspiration level so I can’t be held accountable 😂

[collisiondiscourse]

SKSKSKSKSKSK CODI CODI PLEASE I LOVE DADRAGON HISASHI PLS CAN I GET A COUPLE HCS

*SLAMS DESK* THANK HECK SOMEONE ASKED ME BECAUSE I *LOVE* TALKING ABOUT MY MENTAL IMAGE FOR HISASHI MIDORIYA

listen. ok. in my mind, hisashi is the COOLEST DAD EVER. THE COOL ONE EVERYONE *WISHES* THEY HAD

-he has red hair and bright green eyes and freckles EVERYWHERE just like deku. except i hc that his firebreathing thing is partially a dragon thing!! so he has little horns on top of his head and a few patchy areas with scales. he looks COOL ASF until u get to the back n see his tiny ass wings that dont do nuthin

inko makes fun of his stubby wings so much n hes always like "BAAAABE STOP U KNOW I WAS BORN LIKE THIS 😭" but its ok bc he still luvs her

HE. DRESSES. HORRIBLY. Like im talkin stupid unbuttoned polos with band shirts underneath and ratty ass jeans. he wears socks and sandals and sometimes even jorts. hes always wearing like 30 unmatched pieces of jewelry bc hes a dragon and he HOARDS

most of the jewelry is handmade bracelets izuku sent him as a kid and he NEVER TAKES THEM OFF even if theyre literally falling apart

AND LIKE. OK. DEKUS RED SHOES RIGHT?? HE ACTUALLY GOT THOSE FROM HIS DAD WHO BOUGHT HIM AND BAKUGOU MATCHING RED AND BLUE ONES AND A RED ADULT SIZED PAIR FOR HIMSELF TOO. bakugou stopped wearing them after he grew out of them but IZUKU AND HISASHI ARE STUBBORN MFS N WEAR THE SAME SHOES EVERYDAY.

dekusquad jokingly is always like "ahh finding the male midoriyas in a crowd is always easy! just look for them big ass red shoes ✌"

all that aside tho. if u look past the disastrous fashion sense. hisashi midoriya is HOT hot.

LIKE. ok. hes mostly lean w a bit of chub, from working as a successful barista in america, and hes also TALL AS HECK. hes like. maybe a few inches shorter than all might. bottomline is that hes REALLY ATTRACTIVE. ESPECIALLY WHEN INKO DRESSES HIM UP

and when deku introduces him to 1A and his teachers for the first time everyones looking at hisashi n blushing n they look at deku n theyre all like "....dude"

(and maybe because they notice the fact that deku actually looks pretty similar to his dad 1A starts to realize that deku isnt actually that plain when you stare at his face long enough and oh wow uh—"

ANYWAY katsuki 💯 had a crush on dekus dad when he was younger. mitsuki makes fun of her son like ALL THE TIME for having a crush on her best friend. hisashi demonstrated his quirk once in front of the bakugous to show off a bartending trick and that was literally the first time katsuki ever complimented a quirk aside from his own

hisashi and deku at the same time combining their adorable energy: kacchan!!

katsuki, furiously blushing: STOP

anyway aside from katsuki—uraraka, todoroki, and shinsou DEFINITELY also have a crush on dekus dad. NO ONE CAN FIGHT ME ON THIS. obvs everyone in UA thinks hisashi's cool and SMOKIN, but those four have it like BAD.

SO BAD.

dekus oblivious to this. so is hisashi. he goes up to shouto once and ruffles his hair and calls him sport and todoroki sets his desk on fire.

uraraka keeps making things float accidentally because she gets sidetracked staring at deku and his dad side by side and "oh wow they both have a freckle on the back of their neck just a little below their left ears—"

shinsou just. goes up to deku n hands him a note that says "get ur dad out of my school"

BUT THE FUNNIEST PART THO. THE FUNNIEST PART.

all might has a crush on hisashi too.

LIKE HISASHI COMES BACK TO JAPAN N IS ALL LIKE "wow i miss being here! is all might still no. 1? hows my son doing? america was so stressful! im so glad to be back in sweet home musutafu :)"

n then he comes home and all mights eating ice cream on the couch cursing at the football game on TV

hisashi: ....all might-san?

toshinori: u-aH? uh? good evening er. uh. mr. midoriya?? welcome home! im going to gay—i mean go!!

hisashi: w—

toshinori, panicking and reverting to symbol of peace dealing with PR mode: ENJOY YOUR SON! HAVE A NICE STAY! DONT DO DRUGS *leaves house in sweatpants and slams the door shut*

toshinori, internally: oh my god what the fuck what the fuck is this a quirk am i dying

when it calms down tho toshinoris still a blushing stuttering mess buT AT LEAST YK WHAT?? they bond over talking about america and deku!!

they both go on long af rambles about american lifestyles n all the weird people theyve met while in there and then they start throwing around words like bucky's convenience store and bubba gump shrimps and everyone stops listening

izuku notices how weird his mentor is around his dad but doesnt rlly care bc two!!! two father figures!!!! and a mom figure!!!!! they all play (quirk powered) dodgeball every other sunday while 1A watches in a mix of horror, attraction, and unbridled joy.

toshinori: oh my god why did they both have to be hot. why couldnt it have just been inko? thats easier to deal with. i cant do both. i cant HANDLE both. who allowed this? why?

aizawa: how the fuck did you get into my office its 4 am yagi.

[mxdotombra]

Techno Antartic King but the pig himself evolved for a more winter environment. I know its not how evolution works but hey, its block men, logic ain’t allowed.

Not my official design but I wanted to throw this out before it immediately changes in my mind. Sorry my handwriting is bad, ill transcribe and add some notes. 

If someone wants I’ll move it to below the cut, sorry :/ i know its long but im also on a phone rn so-

King of the Frozen Tundra

NOTES OVER HEADSHOTS:

Pupils now dilate in sun, expand when in the caverns below.

Hair/general coat (which is also hair but lets call it a coat), grown thicker and lightened in color, meant to better blend into environment but the bright red cape says no. It mainly fades to an almost snow white at the very ends but when closer to skin its a darker pink. hair/braid is a dif kind of hair but thats just because it fits I guess.

Original coat a darker pink, much thinner and softer as well is shorter.

His tusks darkened because my tablet coloration is kind of fucked and it looked much better there than it does here. The light tusks blended into his fur so I might just make them incredibly dark like how feral hog’s are.

FULL BODY NOTES:

Crown made of mix of diamond and ice and gold

Friendship charms on hip... chain? (music note for Wilbur [he’s got a nice voice ngl], a heart for Philza[1. Dadza 2. his vid intros], a music disc for Tommy [I don’t watch Tommy enough I’m so sorry], a lil mask for when he dueled Dream [like a mutual respect thing], I forgot to add one for the other Antarctic empire member Im so sorry). Poofy shirts are annoying to wear when your wearing bracelets, trust me, I know :(

I can’t draw hooves.

Technobraid! I like to think that usually its braided tightly so that when he hype fixates it will stay for a long time, so its generally fashionably loose and fashionably never coming undone.

Just a fun fact! I have a shirt like he does, its made of a bunch of squares, the front little stitches over the chest opening thing don’t exist (mines a smaller slit). Its so much fun and those sleeves are so much puffier irl. I’m taking 20 inches scrunched into 2 inches.

EXTRA, GRUMPY PIC AND BERRY HAIR:

He dyes his hair/coat sometimes because of the drama, and it upkeeps the normal image among fighting. The sleepy bois help.

You know those cranberry vats, like the ones in the open just piled with cranberries? Its one of those, but its just mounds of sweet berries, one of those wooden vats, and Techno in the middle of Antarctica cursing up a storm as the bois use brooms to keep him in it. 

Before he got a thicker coat, Phil forced him to go out in layered winter clothes, like a stupid amount. His cape got a hood attachment and more often than not he was seen in those ugly grandma sweaters. These sweaters were covered in blood of course, and accidently terrifying. 

His sweater says DREAM BIG. It was modified by Tommy for him with one (1) sharpie

[calico1999]

Im Possibly Making A Camp Cretaceous Fanfic With my Own Original Character

The fanfic will Follow all of Camp Cretaceous Seasons 1-3 and will possibly Continue until the last season

So Introducing my Original Character:

Name: Gustav Taylor

Age: 14

Race: Irish-American

Sex: Non-Binary Boy

Pronouns: He/Him or They/Them ( Im using Steven Universe gem logic here)

Hobbies: Wood carving (Thats it)

About the character:

He has Semi-Long hair mostly covering his eyes and wears a Plad red shirt, ripped jeans, white sneakers, a hoodie tied around his waist, and carries two wood carving knives with him. His family owns a wood carving buisness in Alaska and hand crafts every wooden decoration inside Jurassic World. And he has an eye for friendship for one of the campers. He is into gory stuff thats the reason why he accepted the invitation to Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous he knows the history behind the place.

he is very open in being Non-binary it took him years to were he is today. He has a calm personality and loyal when you gain his trust he is very dependable. He backs away from a fight he sees that is not worth it he will stand into the corner and allow it to happen unless it gets to far out of hand he is Independent but rellies on others when he has to. he makes wood carvings of owls he thinks its good luck.

Fun fact:

He is an inch shorter than Ben

His Birthday is on January 31 2001

He lives in Alaska.

His dad is Irish while his mom is American

his dad is supportive (good for him)

He has 2 brothers and 1 sister.

He paints his Nails black

So there is My Original Character So about the fanfic I would need help in Writing it so you can put in sugestions if you want. this would be my first fanfic so pls be patient with me The fanfic will be posted on either A03 or Wattpad ( Wattpad since I just sent an Invitation request for an A03 acount but I will transfer all the chapters once I get a notice.)

inspiration:

I just thought of this while rewatching Camp Cretaceous imagining if there was a non-binary character

ill probably post the fanfic some time around October 25 or 30 because I have exams coming up.

Edit: I did a little revamp for Gustav's character made it he doesn't get a hatchet until later on in the story and made his backstory a little less tragic. (his mom is alive)