#10/10 it WILL irritate him

[thesulkycroissant]

I've been really enjoying the New Teen Titans series, and one of my favorite things about it is that whenever one of the Titans is mad at Dick, they call him "Batboy".

[sidetongue]

in love with my little crew

[avnasace]

no but if childe kept that abyssal beast busy for more than 45 days, what the fuck kind of power are we getting from the top 3 harbingers???

but in general theres actually no way childe is the weakest at this point, hes got to be top 5 at least, like yes, of course neuvi soloed him, hes a sovereign, canonically stronger than the archons! (even not at full strength) but theres no way childe is weak, that man couldve beat signora in his current capabilities i fully believe, especially when you consider that in liyue childe could barely keep foul legacy active for 20 minutes let alone 45 DAYS, bro has been grinding djfisdskfks

(that or his abilities are far stronger in the abyss idfk)

[shewhoeatssand]

I want to befriend Kaneki and meet with him and email him forever

[sensitivedead]

flash memory of my dad absolutely obliterating my adolescent eardrums with money - pink floyd in his 1984 teal mazda b2000

[lavellane]

personally i hope they leave solas' romantic history as vague as possible mostly bc i genuinely dont think its relevant or neccesary at all and it just adds another layer of mess to a situation thats already messy enough as it is. but if they do go down that route i am desperately hoping they just reaffirm him being a canonically terrible boyfriend who's never held a stable relationship longer for like. idk. 20 years at best lol. i think that would do WONDERS for his character actually

[notsorryiml8]

Kakashi and Asuma - My two best jounin boys!

Wishing this dynamic had been explored more.

[kewpie-wings]

Idk, if ur an adult u can and should be allowed to do whatever you want w ur life. That doesn't mean playing out ur freakazoid ageplay bs in front of ur students just cuz u think ur slick w it.

[trans-xianxian]

I showed my housemate a picture of all of the available babies together and he was like that's a lot of babies and I was like well I'm not getting All of them that would be too many and he was like "honestly if you were getting all of them I would tell you no" and I know he was probably mostly joking but I'm still like. excuse me

[queer-reader-07]

oh my god i hate my neighbor right now

[sapphicdib]

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[starlooove]

Need to stay off tiktok why are white men going ‘white women be like’ and white women talking about their ‘white boy obsessions’ those are just ppl to you. The descriptor is unnecessary. Those aren’t ‘white women’ to you they’re women. Thats not a ‘white boy obsession’ that’s a boy obsession. This is the problem with y’all copying everything black ppl say online; we use those descriptions bc when we talk about black women/men we don’t NEED to specify amongst ourselves. We do when we talk about y’all. Like y’all just saying shit makes you sound so weird. Also the men are just being misogynistic and the women are tryna make regular ass shit sound quirky and cool like you hate ur mother and u have a crush. It’s ok. Be yourself.

[girlcockholmes]

gonna shoot and kill my PI right now.

[iicraft505]

someone kill me, just straight up put me down. my annoying former coworker returned as a volunteer and he annoys me under the best of circumstances but. literally I just said that I don't do dishes that often (meaning not often enough for it to have fucked up my name tag), and he was like "I think it's weird that you would admit to not doing your job" like bitch that's not what I fucking said but okay. And then I was like well I do them sometimes when it's needed and he was like "um..." in that "no you don't way" and said "there were a ton of dishes in the sink when I got here" yeah because I was fucking taking care of birds all day, dipshit! I was feeding our incubator birds every 30 minutes, I did literally all of our outdoor dishes (there was a mountain when I got in today!), I helped catch two very full adult bird outdoor flight cages for weighing and release, I went to release some hatchling turtles, and did all the other miscellaneous cleaning tasks that pile up when feeding hummingbirds. Sorry I didn't have a spare second to do the fucking inside dishes!

[birlwrites]

i do seriously think 'regulus joins the death eaters and then kills/incapacitates voldemort and takes over' is such an under-tapped fic premise - like. it's RIGHT THERE

[lavellane]

if maric theirin has a million haters then i am one of them. if maric theirin has ten haters then I am one of them. if maric theirin has only one hater then that is me. if maric theirin has no haters then that means I am no longer on earth