#1 to 1 flour

[certifiedceliac]

Small Batch Gluten Free Chocolate Chip Cookies (via Well Fed Baker)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

guyyyyssss

so we're out for a meal at one of those fancy tasting menu places and they went on about the sourdough for some elements of it so i was obv delighted to talk yeast with the chef

and when they bring us out our bill stuff and little extras at the end of the night look what i was gifted:

he's goin in my checked luggage, looks like lassy is getting a NEW SIBLING SOURDOUGH!

[fighting-naturalist]

slinging daniel jackson around like a sack of potatoes: a team tradition!

[burningcheese-merchant]

@fount-of-knowledge I saw your tags on the BurningCheese wedding cake post and I've returned home from war with a souvenir

Yeah sure girlie, get your boring ass white apathy cake, so predictable-

I beg your pardon

She actually asked for chocolate on her cake this is not a drill. With some blue on it. Like the blue in Dark Cacao's robes and hat. "The little haetae" yeah sure. Sure, it's about Cloud Haetae. Sure it is

(Ok ngl her seeming to want to make Cloud Haetae happy is actually really cute. Apathy my ass. She is a proud mother of one and is looking to find him a new dad)

Bitch stop lying, that's Walmart Bill Cipher's job

Ok lol

[fullcravings]

The Best V/GF Vanilla Cake (1 Bowl)

[unteriors]

Saint-Poncy, Cantal, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes.

[flavorcraftrecipes]

Cottage Cheese Flatbread: Soft, Savory, and Gluten-Free 🍞 Ingredients: 1 cup cottage cheese (blended until smooth) 2 large eggs 1 cup almond flour (or oat flour for a different texture) 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp garlic powder (optional) 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp black pepper 1 tbsp olive oil (for brushing) 1 tbsp fresh herbs (optional – parsley, basil, or chives) Instructions: Preheat Oven: Set to 375°F (190°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Blend Wet Ingredients: In a bowl, mix or blend cottage cheese and eggs until smooth. Add Dry Ingredients: Stir in almond flour, baking powder, garlic powder, salt, and black pepper. Mix until a sticky dough forms. Shape the Flatbread: Spread the mixture onto the prepared baking sheet, forming a thin, even layer. Bake: Place in the oven for 18-22 minutes, or until golden brown and firm to the touch. Brush & Serve: Lightly brush with olive oil and sprinkle with fresh herbs. Serve warm with dips, toppings, or as a sandwich wrap!

GlutenFreeFlatbread #CottageCheeseMagic #HealthyBaking #EasyRecipes

[deadlandsqueen]

Cookiessssss

[pigeondefender01]

beast of white apathy

mystic flour cookie

drew this bc i got her while pulling on light gacha trying to get pv

SPEEDPAINT WILL BE LINKED HERE SOON

[whitehairandtraumatized-bracket]

White Hair and Trauma Brawl Round 1; Poll 15

remember, voting is based on swag, trauma, and favoritism!!

trauma and propaganda under the cut!

Trauma! 

Mystic Flour: she was revered as a saint/prophet and represented the virtue of volition, granting wishes for the cookies that sought her out in the ivory pagoda (basically her temple), cookies slowly stopped coming to her and she eventually sealed herself in a cocoon to find the meaning of this. while in the cocoon, she lost half of her soul jam (her powers and will to live pretty much) as well as her virtue of volition, falling to apathy. while in the cocoon she witnessed the greed of the cookies she had been benevolent to and decided that she needed to spread her new benevolence across earthbread, that benevolence being the Pale Ailment, a virus that causes cookies to lose their individuality in their flavoring, become apathetic, and crumble until they are nothing but flour. this ends up rooting from her fears of no longer being of any relevance to the cookies she had held so dearly before as well as wishing to die herself

Hero: Gets led to a make-believe world by a friendly monster. Once there discovers she can't remember her name or go home to her old life. Gets stabbed in the chest multiple times,  chased by fears and other monsters, asked to kill her only friend, watches said friend transform into a killing machine, nearly gets erased by sand, gives two fingers away, loses her nose, and has her eye stolen. And the story's still going! :)

Propaganda!

Mystic Flour: she's so cool and beautiful and gorgeous and pretty and she would absolutely kill me and many others but i love her anyway 

Hero: Despite all the above, she remains a kid with an enormous heart and curios but determined spirit <3

[writinganon1]

@cokoweee

You are off the list 😌

I fear I hyped it up too much coz it’s literally just my old lady hobbies. I just stared at ur drawings for way too long and made ‘em needlepoint/ embroidery

THERES DETAILS AND SHADING I SWEAR!!!Tumblr just stole the quality>:( it looks cool in person you’ll just have to use your imagination

Yes I was gonna fill Cali in but I stabbed my finger threading the green and took it as a sign

Uh I forgot you’re some weird freaked up raccoon thing so I made your little sona guy normal raccoon colors. He has jorts because my little brother insisted that he couldn’t run around with a shirt and leave his balls hanging out. His words not mine 🫠

Sorry

Anyways if I had given this to you in person I would have also given you cookies from the bakery, but I can’t do that so the recipe is in the tags :)

(Look up how to make brown butter if you haven’t made it before)

Ok bye I’m sprinting away coz I’m mad embarrassed

🧍‍♀️🚙💨💨

[certifiedceliac]

Gluten Free Nutter Butter Cookies (via Life After Wheat)

[waters-and-the-wilde]

Juno: I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Nureyev mistook Jet's sourdough starter discard for a forgotten mug of his nutrient paste concoction and downed the whole thing before wondering why his breakfast was 'a bit tingly' and now i daydream about taking him to Venus for our honeymoon

[everl0v3r]

dear burning spice owners. how does it feel to dominate arena

[burningcheese-merchant]

Was prompted to slap these together after someone alerted me to this

I'm starting to get really fucking bitter, you guys lol

[fullcravings]

Super Fluffy Gluten-Free Pancakes (1 Bowl!)