#i think nureyev has absolutely picked up a mug. taken a gulp. realized that jet is covered in flour and giving him the eyebrow. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

waters-and-the-wilde · 18 days ago

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Juno: I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Nureyev mistook Jet's sourdough starter discard for a forgotten mug of his nutrient paste concoction and downed the whole thing before wondering why his breakfast was 'a bit tingly' and now i daydream about taking him to Venus for our honeymoon

#good evening travelers new emotional support headcanon just dropped #banging the cupboard doors in my brain until one (1) serotonin falls out #brought to you by one time i ate a spoonful of starter that i thought was my pancake batter #you don't make that mistake too many times #well #i mean i haven't #i think nureyev has absolutely picked up a mug. taken a gulp. realized that jet is covered in flour and giving him the eyebrow.#'ah. that's the discard again isn't it.'#the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #i love my gay space crimes family

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