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@cokoweee
You are off the list 😌
I fear I hyped it up too much coz it’s literally just my old lady hobbies. I just stared at ur drawings for way too long and made ‘em needlepoint/ embroidery
THERES DETAILS AND SHADING I SWEAR!!!Tumblr just stole the quality>:( it looks cool in person you’ll just have to use your imagination
Yes I was gonna fill Cali in but I stabbed my finger threading the green and took it as a sign
Uh I forgot you’re some weird freaked up raccoon thing so I made your little sona guy normal raccoon colors. He has jorts because my little brother insisted that he couldn’t run around with a shirt and leave his balls hanging out. His words not mine 🫠
Sorry
Anyways if I had given this to you in person I would have also given you cookies from the bakery, but I can’t do that so the recipe is in the tags :)
(Look up how to make brown butter if you haven’t made it before)
Ok bye I’m sprinting away coz I’m mad embarrassed
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#one cup butter#place it in a sauce pan and heat on medium till it gets all yummy smelling#it’ll turn brown two!#stir it constantly as it heats to ensure it won’t burn#LET IT COOL#once it’s cooled add 1 cup brown sugar and 2/3 cup white sugar#stir stir stir#once it’s combined add in 2 eggs and then 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla#I usually measure with my heart tho#In a diff bowl add your 2 3/4 cups flour and 1 teaspoon cornstarch and 1 teaspoon baking powder#one teaspoon baking soda and 3/4 teaspoon salt#it’s better to sift this before you mix it all together but I only ever do that when I’m working at the bakery#just adding everything for the homies#gradually add the flour mixture to the butter and sugar mixture and mix until almost combined#add as many chocolate chips as you desire#cover that dough and let it sit in the fridge for at least 30 minutes but an hour or more is best#this allows the butter flavor to incorporate itself#trust when I say it makes a difference#heat oven to 350#take out dough 15 min before cooking to let it soften a bit#shape into cookie balls and bake for#10-12 minutes till golden brown#let ‘em sit on the pan for like 10ish minutes before you try to move them#sprinkle with sea salt for extra yum but this is optional#EAT LIKE TWELVE 👹#whine about a tummy ache and then lay in bed and contemplate why you ate so many#the end 🪱
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queen of the damned is really trying my patience
#it’s steeped in colorism and orientalism and it’s actually painful to get through#the first 60-70% ? loved it!! i was really enjoying the perspective switching and the build up to the twin lore#and now it’s like ‘so all egyptains were pure white and akasha has decided to slaughter brown people first’#and it’s like hmmmm#and mind you i really think a lot of it was unintentional#i dont think anne rice was trying to be overtly racist but …..#there has only been one (1) black vampire.. and now akasha blood is bleaching lestat’s skin#(shout out to Davis may you rest in peace)#and all the people being slaughtered are being treated as ‘uncivilized’ people who still believe in those heathen religions#<-wasn’t explicitly said but 1000% the vibes#there’s also some weird sexism going on that i won’t get into#but yeah all these vampires being white with blue eyes is starting to feel more and more grotesque to me#and I can’t even get into everything. as someone who studied ancient Egypt quite a bit in college there is so much that makes me want to#bash my head through a walk#*wall#ANYWAY#thank god the show has made so many changes bc dear god#also one last thing#it’s not like all of this came out of nowhere#Louis’s whole thing is being overly caring and empathetic but homie was literally a plantation owner#anti black shit is baked into the series unfortunately#but as the tv adaptation has proved it really did not have to be as bad as it is#and again queen of the damned had me solidly for the first half (and even a bit longer) but all the small grievances I had during that#part have added up and now the whole twin lore is just the final straw#listen I think having the vampirism start in Egypt makes sense but .. augh#I can’t even get into it#ending my rant here#thanks for reading if you did but feel free to ignore me#i – unfortunately – do intend to finish the series#but … my expectations are low
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it's been one of those days. period started last night so my emotions are all over the place, I am suffering in this heat wave and it's making me very irritable (also very dizzy and nauseous all the time) and I tried to paint today to snap myself out of my bad mood but it went pretty terribly and I just couldn't achieve what I wanted to do and all I could hear was my old art teacher's 'are you deliberately trying to make it look bad?' comment and so I had to take a break and try not to cry and then I took some rubbish out and our little food bin in the house has this plastic thing on it to hold the bag in place so I took the bin out but forgot about the plastic thing and that fell into the big food bin and then I had to try and get it out which was very gross but I couldn't reach it and then I spilled water from the bin all over my legs and had to go shower and wash it off while crying because it was disgusting and even after my shower I still feel gross
#personal#now i have to finish the online grocery shopping that i started yesterday#got the slot booked just had to add some stuff today#almost everything i added yesterday is now out of stock#including my lunchables#the only thing that has got me eating during the day#anyway *jake peralta voice* im gonna go cry in the bathroom! peace out homies#gotta go to my therapy appointment tomorrow maybe i can pick up some lunchables then
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i just wanted some fucking clothes why is there a parasite manning the cash register
“free food, shelter and clothes? i could get used to this…” Killer surmised as he inspected the dark gray jacket he took from the rack.
He caught sight of the meaningless price tag and sucked in air through his teeth. “sixty dollars?” he muttered. Good thing they didn't have to pay.
“do you always talk out loud to yourself?” Horror questioned, watching him from behind.
“i’m not exactly talking to myself when you and hooded-creep are here.” Deciding the jacket looked cool enough for him, he removed his current hoodie to put it on. He tossed his old hoodie into the shopping cart, adding to the dangerously high pile of clothes.
A middle finger from the other side of the rack rose up.
“but i might as well be talking to myself ‘cus of how quiet you two are. bird flipper, do you ever speak?”
The answer was silence.
“figures…hey i just realized any time we talk to each other, we're talking to ourself.”
Dust tipped over the clothes rack with a forceful shove, causing it to fall on Killer.
“ow, what the heck, man?” It didn't hurt at all and he easily got the rack upright again, but some of the clothes fell off of it and made a mess on the floor. No one here was gonna clean that.
Dust walked out from behind the rack with a few garments in hand and stacked it on the pile.
They were about done shopping anyway, he guessed. Or at least, he assumed so. They’ve been here for a few hours now, but Horror was completely empty-handed.
“hey, crater-head, where's your haul? don't tell me you're not getting anything, you need new clothes the most with your rags.”
“i didn’t see anything i wanted,” he answered simply.
“really? this is a high-end store on the surface. your current getup is from the dump at waterfall.” He pointed at Dust. “look at him, he's all decked out now! covered literally head to toe, can’t even see any bone anymore.”
Horror looked unconvinced. “let's just go. i don't want that freak getting pissy at us for taking too long.”
If he had eyelights he would've rolled them, but he conceded. Not getting any clothes was his loss, but he swore if he ends up taking some of his clothes when they get back he’ll add to his kill count.
The three of them went on their way to the exit.
However, someone—a skeleton monster like them—was at the cash register, expectantly waiting for them to come over. The store was empty the entire time they were here, Nightmare made sure of it.
And the barrier in this universe hasn't been broken.
“Heya dawgs, how’s it hangin’?” the skeleton monster asked. “Yous three gonna pay for all that, right?”
His clothes hurt to look at. They were obnoxiously bright and tacky. His sunglasses that completely obscured his eye sockets literally spelled out “YOLO”. It was like the 90s threw up all over him. What alternate universe was this nut from?
Killer slipped his hand in the pocket of his shorts and curled it around the handle of his knife. He let out a shallow laugh. “what's it to you? you're not the store owner.”
“No duh, homeslice, but stealin’ is totes not rad!”
The way he talked was getting on his nerves. Scratch that, everything about him was getting on his nerves.
It seemed the other two felt the same. At any second, Dust was going to blast that 90’s disaster into the proper century.
“it's not like they're stealing from monsters. this is a human-owned store. i don't think they’d miss a few clothes,” Horror pointed out. “but if it bothers you so much, i’ll be on my way.”
“what?!” Killer exclaimed. He looked at Horror with an exaggerated look of betrayal on his face.
Horror made his way to the door. “hey, i’m not the one stealing. i’ll wait outside.” he said with indifference.
The other skeleton didn't protest at all when he left the building.
“butthole…what the?” Killer narrowed his eyes at his slip of the tongue. That’s not what he meant to say.
“Nah, homie, that chatter don't fly here.” The skeleton shook his head and his shades now spelt “NUH-UH”.
“you censored me?” His wariness skyrocketed at such a small thing. Well it wasn't exactly small when he's able to alter their words. What else could he do?
He glanced at Dust, who looked nonchalant as always.
He sighed, preparing for a fight. “listen, bud, we don't have any money and we're not going to—”
“Aw, no cheddar? You two should probably return those clothes then.” The overly-cheerfulness of his voice dwindled ever so slightly. Almost like he was threatening them.
He stared at him in befuddlement.
Dust decided he was entirely fed-up with this guy and the familiar growl of a blaster rang out.
“Not cool,” the colorful skeleton said before getting blasted.
But he was completely unfazed by the attack.
Killer and Dust instinctively backed up even with the current distance between them and that thing.
“That blast gots a huge kick to it, yo. You should be more careful, you could totes hurt someone with that.” The skeleton stood up—he was kneeling behind the counter the entire time.
He thought he was around the same height as he and Dust. But now it was clear he towered over both of them.
“I shoulda introduced myself, huh?” He asked as if he was talking to himself. He shrugged off his mistake. “My b, better late than never.” He adjusted his glasses as his smile widened dangerously. His golden tooth shined brightly despite there being no light for it to reflect. “The name’s Fresh. I take it that you peeps are sanses? The hooded dude packs a ri-donk-ulous punch tho.”
Blue bones rose up and caged Fresh as a half-ring of blasters appeared and fired. The impact of the blasts created a huge cloud of smoke, obscuring their vision.
Killer drew out his knife with a groan. He swore, Dust was so dramatic. He hoped that the dust of Fresh was among the cloud of smoke, but something about his instincts screamed otherwise. He squinted as he looked around. Dust wasn't by his side anymore.
It's gone completely quiet.
“...dust?” he whispered harshly. “where the funk did you go?” Ugh, there went the censoring again.
A hand laid on his shoulder, causing him to jump, but it was only Dust. He sighed and let his head hang back for a second. “you can't just do that!”
“...my bad.”
Wait. He talked!? And to express sorrow out of all things…“uhuh. we gotta put some bells on you or something, jeez.” The hand on his shoulder remained, in fact, the grip seemed to tighten. “you can let go now,” he said, voice laced with annoyance.
He still didn't let go. Was he trembling? His other hand was locked tightly into a fist by his side.
The grip on his knife tightened.
He hasn't known Dust for long, but what he did know was that he wasn't a touchy person.
“i said let go!” He hacked his knife into Dust’s wrist, he didn't put enough force to completely sever a bone but it cut pretty deep.
Dust yanked his hand away in complete silence.
Killer heard footsteps nearby, but there were too many for it to be from just one person.
The smoke finally dissipated.
He was completely surrounded.
There were more skeletons in the store, all of them wore those obnoxious sunglasses with text on them. These weren't just any skeletons, however. He was sure all of them were Sanses. They were stark still when he caught sight of them, like mannequins on display.
“i don’t know what's gotten into you, dust, but you need to snap out of it for once.”
“Oh, I know the answer to that one, broseph,” Fresh said. He adjusted his shades, the text on them saying “IT’S ME”.
Killer put two and two together quickly. All of these Sanses were being controlled by Fresh, and he was adding Dust to the party. Shit, was he going to be next too?!
He brandished his knife wildly like a cornered animal, causing Dust to take a step back. “aw heck no! get the frick away from me!” He couldn't die here, he couldn't even swear properly! He wasn't going to let his last word be a censored f-bomb.
“Don't be like that, homeslice dawg. Join the party, it's the bomb!” Fresh insisted, stretching his arms out to gesture at the still crowd. “Your pal’s waiting for you,” he added grimly.
As if on cue, Dust tackled him to the ground, grabbing his wrist to prevent him from using his knife. He was breathing heavily in a strained fashion.
They were just getting some fucking clothes. They were just going shopping. It was supposed to be a normal excursion, for once. He doesn't even know the next chance they'll have a goddamn break or do something that isn't designed to mentally mess them up even more. Fuck this guy.
He let out a growl as he brought his knees to his chest and kicked Dust off of him. He rolled upright and blindly lunged for Fresh, swinging his knife around like an untrained toddler.
Fresh backed away from every slash. He may hardly look like a Sans but he sure dodged like one.
As the two fought, the crowd surrounded the three, caging them in. Dust hasn't gotten up yet, but random bone attacks of his flung around the makeshift arena.
The exit door flung open, interrupting their fight.
Never in his life did Killer expect to feel relief at seeing that stupid octopus. Horror followed behind him, looking shocked at the sight.
“I told you that I expected you back in three hours!” Nightmare roared. Once he actually registered what was happening, he narrowed his eye in confusion. “Who or what is that thing that assaults my vision?”
“kill it! kill it now!” he shouted with a bit too much desperation.
In an instant, everyone in the building was lifted up by his tentacles and shoved against the walls of the building as Nightmare arose.
Killer thrashed around in vain, “not me too, you idiot!”
“you’d think you'd expect this by now,” Horror, who was held up near him, muttered.
For the first time since they’ve seen him, Fresh frowned. “Bogus, dude! Interruptin’ my meal like that is not cool.”
“meal?!”
Nightmare ignored the two and paid particular attention to Dust. Something was wrong with his soul, his feelings were all muddled. In fact, the other skeletons here with sunglasses on gave off the similar muddled energy. With another tendril he wrenched Dust’s hood off, revealing a huge flower growing in his eye socket.
Killer and Horror gagged.
“what the heck is that?! has that always been there?!” Killer gawked.
“Of course not,” Nightmare grumbled. The same tendril wrapped around the flower as best as it could.
“Oh buddy, I wouldn't do that if I were you,” Fresh said, his glasses spelling “DO NOT”.
“Try me.” He yanked.
The flower snapped off with such a force that threw Dust’s head back.
Nightmare dropped him to inspect the flower, letting him fall to the floor with a loud thud.
Dust’s eyelights sparked on with a gasp that soon turned into a scream as he reached for his eye sockets as if the flower was still there, not even bothering to put his hood back on.
Killer and Horror’s eyes were wide open and their mouths were agape at the display. They’ve never expected to see Dust lose his cool like this. They weren't expecting to see many things that were happening today.
They were just trying to go shopping. How did it turn into this?!
“Shut up, Dust,” Nightmare ordered. As he inspected the flower, his grasp on Fresh tightened.
“Homeslice, I’m sure this hurts. You mind loosening up a bit?” Fresh asked.
He was answered with a smack on the head by another tendril, which knocked his glasses off. Lo and behold there was a similar flower residing inside his skull.
His glasses were like a mask, once they were off his entire facade crumbled away.
“What are you?” Nightmare asked. He tore the flower up with his hands and let the pieces litter the ground.
“That's not your business.” Fresh slipped out of the tentacle’s grasp with ease like it wasn't just strangling him.
The other glasses-wearing skeletons dug and clawed with their hands into the tentacles holding them up.
Dust scrambled upright to get away from him and closer to Nightmare.
Fresh picked up his shades and put them back on. “Now I suggest you bounce on outta here and let me do my thing. Or things are gonna get not so family friendly.”
Nightmare hardly seemed fazed by the damage done to his tentacles, but if this kept up they’ll be able to escape from his grasp. One thing was clear, he wasn't in control of this situation and Fresh did not want him taking the other three out of here.
He moved Killer and Horror closer to himself in defiance. He could leave these three to rot, find others exactly like them, but he just found these three. He didn't want to go through the hassle of wrangling more Sanses so soon. And he was not going to let someone else mooch off of his efforts.
“we're running, right? we’re not fighting this freak,” Killer whispered to him.
Dust looked up at him, almost pleadingly.
If this was any other time, he would've had them fight for his entertainment, but this was not the time, unfortunately.
He put Horror and Killer down. The three of them were absolutely terrified.
If he portaled right now, there was a high chance Fresh would be able to follow them. They had to get some distance first.
He tossed the other skeletons in his grasp across the store and broke the wall behind him.
Dust, Horror, and Killer didn't waste any time sprinting outside of the store through the broken wall.
Nightmare’s tentacles promptly snatched and threw Fresh to the back of the store for good measure before following after the three.
He opened up a portal to the castle ahead. The millisecond the four of them were through the portal snapped closed.
Killer face planted against the grass as if he was hugging the ground.
Horror brushed himself off, seemingly checking for any flowers on his clothes.
Dust had his hands clenched tightly around the edges of his hood as if he’d die if it was ever off again.
All of them felt like utter shit, and for once, Nightmare didn't particularly enjoy that.
He was…unnerved. His knowledge of the multiverse was even more limited than he thought it was. Before that encounter he assumed the only major threats were Ink, Error, and his brother.
There were so many skeletons under this “Fresh’s” control. How far could his influence spread? Could he control him?
He didn't want to think about it.
“Dust,” he said blankly, “Are you…” How did he want to phrase this? He already knew if he was okay or not, he could sense it. “You are completely free of that parasite’s influence, correct?”
Dust gave a weak nod.
At least it seemed reversible, but maybe that was only because of how quickly it was removed. Needless to say, the second they see that freak again they're out of there.
“fuck man, how’d that thing get you?” Killer asked. “you were by my side the whole time.”
Dust just shrugged. Whether he wasn't actually sure or just too tired to explain, he couldn't tell.
“...god dammit!” Killer yelled. “we forgot the clothes. ugh, whatever. at least i have a new hoodie.” He let out a weak laugh. “i survived an encounter against this parasite and all i got was this sixty dollar hoodie.”
Horror glared at Nightmare. “so you don't know about everything. you're not an all-knowing god.”
“I never said I was.”
“so how much do you know? is there anything else like that out there?”
Nightmare paused. Thinking of a thoughtful response. “I am not aware of everything that goes on in the multiverse. That threat we encountered was entirely unfamiliar to me. There may be more. Cease the image of me as an all-knowing god. I might as well know as much as you.”
“hah! you totally could’ve left us, huh?” Killer pointed out. He knows he would’ve.
“It would’ve been a hassle,” he stated matter-of-factly.
“aw, so you do care about us,” he said.
Nightmare was taken aback. He wasn't sure how true or not that was. “Define ‘care’,” he said skeptically.
Killer wasn't expecting that response. “i was joking. people who care for each other don't put them in shitty situations.”
“...I see.” In that case, Nightmare doubted he had the capacity to care for anyone. “Do any of you three care for each other?”
That made Killer burst out into laughter. He looked at Horror and Dust to check if they were as amused as he was at the question.
Horror just looked offended at the question while Dust was unreadable as he typically was.
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𝙕𝙊𝙊𝙈 : a smau mini series
➤ PAIRING: TA! Enhypen hyung line x female! reader
➤ TROPE / GENRE: short smau series | crack | fluff
➤ WARNINGS: use of foul language | kms/kys jokes | explicit/sexual jokes and content | failed attempts at humour | probably some second hand embarrassment
➤ SYNOPSIS: In which Y/N has a zoom meeting and it turns out that her TA! is incredibly hot. Things escalate. Chaos ensures.
➤ [PERMANENT TAGLIST] : @navsnct @lullabyinparis @doodlewon @acciomylove @maiverie @harperwasstaken1 @strwberrydinosaur @esther-kpopstan @raikea10 @dimplewonie @officiallyjaehyuns @xiaoderrrr @w3bqrl @wo-ai-ni-yong
➤ TAGLIST IS OPEN! : Send in an ask to be added :)
[TAGLIST] : @dimplewonie @lvrjjun @hsgwrld @chaechae-23 @lalalalawon @hafsa-hoofsa-heefs @kpoprhia @makiswrld @ilovewonyo @homelycat @captivq @hyukabean @rikisly @enhafika @huskyhunny @jaehaki @catnoirsbitch05 @liliansun @inlovewyeonjun @cherriegyu @ktttwwn @dearhee @beansworldsstuff @buubbbbly @chiyuv @hoonvrs @mimimovv @shincode @straykidswhoo789 @maimoirs @tinyegg @theskzvibe @02zluvbot @simp4jakesim @heesterical @ghostiiess @aesinte @chaerybae @ahnneyong @xanra
Pick Your TA!
➤ Lee Heeseung as your English TA!
“why's he just making me answer?? This gotta be targeted harassment.”
#one: 12:35 highlight of my day/time to kms
#two: fine as hell and ruining my life
#three: wait nvm just got the email notification
#four: so y/n hates my guts
#five: go applogise
#six: oh my god a typo
#epilogue: a win is a win
➤ Park Jay as your Law TA!
“why the man on the mic sound a little sexy ?”
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➤ Sim Jake as your Maths TA!
“your mic is on, we can hear everything you're saying.”
#one: fuck maths me and my homies all hate maths
#two: that weird girl from tutorial group 6 who was thirsting over Jake Sim
#three: personal troubles?
#four: most success stories start with hardships
#five: funny how all dreams come trew
#epilogue: the view was worth it
➤ Park Sunghoon as your Psychology TA!
“Idc I'd let him gaslight the shit out of me.”
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#epilogue:
#ZOOM SMAU💬#enhypen x reader#enhypen x female reader#enhypen hyung line#lee heeseung x reader#park jongseong x reader#sim jake x reader#sim jaeyun x reader#park sunghoon x reader#enhypen smau#lee heeseung fluff#sim jake fluff#park jongseong fluff#park sunghoon fluff#enhypen scenarios#enhypen fic#enhypen fluff#enhypen ff#enhypen imagines#enhypen socmed au#enhypen social au#enhypen social media au#enhypen#enhypen fake texts#lee heeseung scenarios#sim jake smau#park jay x reader#sunghoon x reader
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Pride Petty Watch (SOTUS) 3/5
I'm making my way through the blacklisted shows I was supposed to watch during Pride. I already watched Love in the Air but paused The Untamed so I could deal with my sworn enemy, SOTUS. I'm watching it in five parts (first, second), so now I'm starting on episode seven and have decided 1) Kongpob x M are the perfect ghost ship, 2) this show feels much older than 2016 due to the language and style, and 3) this is a story of a masochistic dom looking for a sado sub.
Since I can't remember anything about this show, I'm actually excited to see all the ways Kong seeks out punishment warmth from P'Oon in the second half of this series.
Prem and Wad aren't going to be a couple, are they? I want them to be because Prem going instantly soft after they fought another faculty together and now being worried about Wad's wounds is the whole purpose for men to fight! Punch each other, then kiss the bruises!
I have no Photoshop skills, so I would never criticize someone else's work, but there are times when I see that this show was made with a budget consisting of two pennies rubbed together, and this is one of those moments because who added those people into the scene?! And why are they layered ON TOP of each other?!
For the people who hated Tae and Mee in The Trainee and the sports day episode in The On1y One, those people would be pissed watching episode seven of SOTUS because it's focused on the hets, capturing the flag, and nothing else. Someone could've at least passed out on that field, so this could be entertaining for me and the juniors, damn.
The man who played Deer has only acted in one other show, and I'm mad about it. The fact that a senior has to be on that field to answer these ridiculous questions from the freshmen is nonsense, but at least I get to see this man with his gorgeous hair.
Arthit says everything to Kong in the gayest way possible in front of all his homies and God without any sense of irony.
And Kong matches that energy every damn time! I'm already sick of them.
Forming a circle around Arthit to say thanks is kinda creepy to me, which is why it makes perfect sense that this was Kong's idea since these two continue to declare their love for each other indirectly while making everyone within two miles witness.
But this moment reminded me of Lisa's "Rockstar" music video, so Thailand stays consistent.
Kong is begging to be punished! Asking Arthit if anyone else knows he cries and likes pink milk is not small talk, and I know Kong just wants to feel like the most special boy for knowing all of this, but I also fully believe he wants Arthit to slap him.
M came on this trip so he could make heart eyes at Kong, and I will not be convinced otherwise. If I forget May exists, my ship is untouchable. M loves Kong, and it's canon to me.
Arthit is a Ken! He made all the boys go out to the water, so he could make the girls listen to him play a song on the beach. Someone needs to ask Greta Gerwig if she has watched SOTUS. Greta, if you're in the room with us right now, blink twice.
"If I tell you to die, will you do it?" YES! What the hell do you think this kid has been trying to tell you?! He wants you to choke him? He wants you to slap him? He has been instigating a fight with you since the first day because he wants your hands on him in the most violent ways. Baby is a masochist and needs to be kept!
I stand by the claim I made in an earlier post that the crew doesn't seem to like Krist because these title cards in-between parts of the episode do him sooooo dirty. There is no need for this to be the image, but here we are. This is rude.
I could never hate M. He is so kind and so dumb. I love those qualities in men.
And I love these qualities in women! (Sidenote: Let Jan kiss more homies, GMMTV!)
GMMTV's 2024 Outing, is that you player?
Since Love Sick and Addicted Heroin have been remade, when SOTUS is remade, M and Kong should be the main couple, and May should ship them while also trying to date Prae. Friends-to-Lovers, fifteen episodes, and make New and Singto play the characters again.
This is the biggest "hell nah" from me because I would not have that many people WALKING ON ME barefoot as some form of initiation. Walking on people is reserved for sex stuff! Just walking on people to walk on people is not normal, and should stop immediately!
I can see the wheels spinning in Arthit's head, but the pieces are not connecting for him. Your man likes when you yell at him. Kong likes when you get upset at him. The kid likes pushing your buttons because then he gets all your attention. Now say it with me, "Kong is a masochist"
Kong is practically begging to be slapped, and if Arthit doesn't do it soon, I will.
This scene hit me so hard I had to pause because it woke me up like I was sleeper agent. I NOW REMEMBER THIS SHOW! Nine episodes in and I finally remember this damn show!
I am white-knuckling my way though this show now because Kong is dressed for a date, Arthit is late and looking like a mess, and Kong is telling Arthit he will do whatever Arthit wants him to, he will like anything Arthit wants him to like, and he will be anything Arthit wants him to be. I do not know how Arthit is experiencing all that Kong is throwing at him, and not realizing that Kong wants to be his pet.
"Call Me by My Name Number: A Boy's Journey to Become a Pet" Where's Mame when you need her?
And now Kong is eating a meal he didn't want, AGAIN, simply because Arthit told him to eat it! I'm not even joking anymore; this shit is kinky, and in this exact moment, I don't hate this show solely because of this reason.
Fuck going to sleep! I'm staying up and watching episode ten, NOW!
#pride petty watch#sotus#sotus the series#This pink milk situation is causing havoc for me#every time Kong mentions it‚ I want to slap him#I can't believe I finally remember this show#but I don't remember it being like 'this'#and by 'this' I mean kinky#I'm invested now!#on to episode ten!#Kongpob x M is my ultimate ghost ship
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How do you think Homie would react if he found out that reader had mind/emotion manipulation abilities? Would fear her? Would kill her out of betrayal? Or would he simply not care and just be happy that he is happy with her?
He'd feel intensely betrayed at first.
He's not likely to kill his loved one out of pure rage. I tend to think he's more calculated than that, besides the obvious that he doesn't want to lose the one person that loves him.
However why would you be hiding things from him?? Not only does he find out that you're a supe but does this get him to question the validity of your feelings? Or even his feelings?? Do you even love him? Are you a spy of some sort? He goes on a major spiral just rethinking everything. In a way I equate this to the way he got to rethink his and Madelyn's relationship towards the end of it, seeing a whole different side to it.
But I'm not saying that it'd meet the same end.
All in all I feel like he's a ride or die where no matter what he will overcome it because it's a billion times better than having to lose his love. So did you lie to him? Yes. Is he gonna now pout about it for the next month forcing you to make it up to him? Yes. Is he gonna be a petty bitch, and anytime you're having an argument or a disagreement he throws in a 'oh you lying about that too?' or similar? Yes. yes. yes.
Also after his ego gets soothed and he feels reassured of your love for the thousandth time I feel like there would be great opportunity for him to benefit from your powers. Like he's overwhelmed, angry, frustrated. And let's say it takes one touch for you to use your power and soothe him, calm him down, make him feel loved, taken care of and understood. You can still talk about whatever made him angry but it's easier and he gets to feel better. I feel like for that alone he might appreciate your power.
Actually I just had another thought and I cba to rework the above so I'm adding it underneath:
He lost, in a way, all respect for Madelyn when she admitted that she's afraid of him and has been lying to him this entire time right? What if the reader essentially confesses saying,
"I didn't want you to know because I didn't want you to be afraid of me."
He scoffs defensively, "afraid of what?" Even offended by the insinuation that he could be afraid of anything, let alone someone like you.
"I didn't want you to feel like you're being manipulated, being told what to do and how to feel. Again. I would never want to do that to you."
And I love the idea of the tables being turned where he's the one who'd be in "Madelyn's" shoes. Because his whole life has been so curated and manicured to perfection where if he does anything out of the ordinary it's wrong - no room for discussion. You acknowledging that and saying this is why you withheld sharing your power with him would just mean so much to him. For once someone's taking his thoughts and feelings into accounts?? Not what they want him to feel? Earth-shattering revelation! Boo is off to buy an engagement ring right away lol
#sorry I couldn't shut up about this one!!!#actually kinda obsessed with this#for someone to be able to tell him 'you don't have to be afraid' makes me feral#because what else does he get to fear?#homelander x reader#asks!
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Can I get one where the reader and Oscar are being lovey dovey with each other infront of the santos and they start making jokes and he went from being all sweet to her to being a mean asf and she calls his oso for the first time ❤️❤️❤️
a/n: yuppp! might be the last request for today. i had a bit of free time today so i decided to post more than usual. still working on your guys’ requests, more will be out tomorrow!
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It was rare for Oscar to show much affection in front of the Santos, but today, he was feeling different. Oscar’s arm draped around your waist, pulling you close as the evening breeze swept through the lot. The glow of the setting sun bathed everything in a warm, golden light, softening the edges of the hard, street-worn world you were both so familiar with. The Santos were scattered around, some leaning against cars, others talking amongst themselves, but you and Oscar stood apart—an island of quiet in the middle of their noise.
Oscar’s thumb gently rubbed slow circles on your hip, his touch light but steady. The warmth of his body against yours made you feel safe, protected, like you were the only thing that mattered to him right now. His lips brushed close to your ear, his voice low, soft, meant only for you. “You good, mi amor?”
A soft laugh escaped you, and you leaned into his side, savoring the rare sweetness of the moment. “Yeah, I’m good,” you whispered back, turning slightly to catch his gaze, which was softer than you were used to seeing when he was out here with the crew.
Across the lot, Johnny, always the loudest, let out a whistle, immediately drawing attention. “Damn, Spooky, when did you turn into that guy?”
You glanced over, already seeing the teasing look in Johnny’s eyes, the way he was grinning like he’d just uncovered some deep secret. Flaco, not one to miss a chance, leaned in, nudging Johnny with his elbow. “Ay, I ain’t never seen Spooky act like that before. What, you soft now, homie?”
The air shifted, the usual banter between the crew taking on a different energy. They were used to seeing Oscar as their leader—cold, calculated, always in control. This version of him, with his arm around you and that softness in his touch, was new to them. The cracks in his armor were showing, and the Santos weren’t going to let that slide without poking fun.
But Oscar? He didn’t move. He just chuckled under his breath, low and rough, as if daring them to keep talking. Instead of pulling away, he tightened his hold on you, tugging you even closer, his fingers pressing just a little more firmly into your side. “Let ‘em talk,” he murmured, lips brushing your temple in a casual display of affection that felt far more intimate than he usually allowed in public.
You felt the warmth spread from where his hand rested on your hip, a comforting pressure that anchored you to him. “Oh, we gon’ talk alright,” Johnny shot back, arms crossed, his grin widening. “What’s next, Spooky? You gon’ write her poetry? Maybe a lil’ love letter?”
Flaco cracked up at that, practically slapping his knee. “Or start slow dancing in the lot!” he added, his laughter loud and exaggerated.
Oscar’s body stiffened, the casualness fading. You could feel the subtle change in his posture, the way his muscles tensed, even though his arm remained around you. His fingers gripped your side just a little tighter, like he was holding onto you not just for affection, but to ground himself. His jaw clenched, the humor slowly draining from his expression. “Let ‘em get it out of their system,” you whispered, giving him a gentle nudge. You knew his temper, knew how quickly it could flare if pushed. “They’re just jealous.”
But the teasing continued, the boys clearly having too much fun with this new side of Oscar. “Yo, y’all see this?” Johnny called out again, making sure the whole crew heard him. “Our boy Spooky’s whipped. Got him all sweet and cuddly, probably calling her ‘baby’ behind closed doors.”
The grin on Johnny’s face was pure mischief, and the rest of the crew started laughing along with him, the sound echoing through the lot. It was all in good fun, but you knew Oscar wasn’t going to let it slide much longer.
Oscar’s grip tightened again, but this time it wasn’t just affectionate—it was tense. You could feel the shift in him, the way his body language went from relaxed to rigid in an instant. His face, once softened by your presence, now hardened with that same unreadable mask he wore so well. His eyes, which had been warm and focused on you, were now fixed on Johnny, narrowing into a sharp, dangerous glare.
His voice, when he finally spoke, was low, cold, and had that lethal edge that made everyone stop laughing. “You done yet, Johnny?”
The lot fell silent. The lighthearted mood from earlier vanished in an instant as the tension spiked. Johnny’s laughter faltered, his grin slipping into something more uncertain. His hands came up in mock surrender, but there was a flicker of nervousness behind his eyes now. “Aww, come on, Spooky. We just messin’ with you, bro. Don’t be so—”
Oscar cut him off, his voice sharp and final. “Nah. You done?”
There was no mistaking the warning in his tone. The rest of the Santos exchanged looks, the air heavy with the sudden seriousness that had taken over. Johnny backed down quickly, his grin fading as he shrugged, not wanting to push any further. “Aight, man. Chill. We cool.”
Oscar let out a slow breath through his nose, his gaze still locked on Johnny for a beat longer, ensuring the message had sunk in. Then, without another word, he turned his attention back to you. But it wasn’t the same Oscar from earlier—the sweet, gentle version of him had slipped away, replaced by the hard, unyielding Spooky that everyone knew.
You could feel the change immediately, the way his hold on you was still protective, but not as soft as before. His face, though close to yours, had that edge again, the tenderness buried beneath layers of control and dominance. You wanted to break through that again, to bring him back to the moment you two had been sharing before all the noise.
You leaned up to whisper in his ear, your voice light, teasing, trying to ease the tension. “Come on, Oso, they’re just playing.”
He hesitated, the word catching him off guard. His brow furrowed as he pulled back slightly, looking down at you with a mix of confusion and intrigue. “Oso?” he repeated, his voice quieter now, as if testing the nickname out for the first time.
You smiled, tilting your head to meet his gaze, letting the nickname roll off your tongue like it had always belonged to him. “Yeah. Mi Oso.”
For a second, you saw the shift in his eyes, the hardness cracking just enough to let a little warmth through. He chuckled softly, the sound low and rough, but there was a hint of amusement in it. “Aight,” he murmured, his voice softer now, almost affectionate again. “I’ll let it slide this time.”
His lips brushed against your forehead, a tender kiss that felt like a quiet promise. The shift in his mood was subtle but there, the warmth returning as his arm tightened around your waist, pulling you close once more.
Behind you, the Santos crew exchanged looks, Johnny rolling his eyes with a smirk. “Ain’t no way you just called him ‘Oso,’” he muttered, shaking his head, but the tension had broken, the atmosphere lightening again as the guys returned to their usual banter.
Oscar shot Johnny a look, the threat lingering in his eyes, but the heat had cooled. “Say one more word, Johnny, and you’ll see why they call me Spooky.”
The crew laughed, the tension completely dissolved now. You couldn’t help but shake your head, hiding your smile as you pressed your face into Oscar’s chest, feeling the steady rise and fall of his breath. He had a way of switching between the rough, tough leader everyone respected and the softer, more protective side that only you got to see.
And now, only you got to call him Oso. Your Oso.
That was yours alone, and in this world of noise and chaos, it felt like the one thing that was truly, completely yours.
#omb#on my block#on my block x reader#fanfic#oneshot#spooky#spooky x reader#oscar diaz#oscar spooky diaz x reader#reader insert#fluff
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aot veteran/104 corp icks bc im back on my bullshit
someone requested AOT veteran icks, they didn't specify nsfw or not so I did both and also added sasha connie and jean bc i luv them:) feel free to message/inbox with requests!
(levi, erwin, hange, jean, sasha and connie)
Levi
will visit ur place and organize things without you asking. he'd just be like "ur welcome, now your kitchen makes sense" and ur like sir, I don't know where anything is now??? also he'd def the type to proclaim he's better than you for only getting two hours of sleep when you got four. honestly so many icks come to mind for this one, imma limit it to those two for now (stay tuned lol)
nsfw: tries to be rough with you but forgets his own strength. will try to throw you on the bed, but he does it too hard so you completely miss the bed and fall on the other side of it and he's just standing there like "🧍🏻...my bad."
Erwin
you cannot convince me this man doesn't wear water shoes at the pool. you guys say you want a dilf until you actually get one bc this is the type of shit it entails^^
nsfw: erwin cannot dirty talk for shit. im srry but if you're a lil kinky this isn't the man for you. try to call him daddy and he'd be like "we don't have kids?" and you explain the kink to him and he'd just say, "have you considered therapy?🤨" now he's concerned, boner gone, you feel called out, just go to sleep tbh
Hange
they're def a firm believer in natural deodorant and won't take the graceful hints that it's not working. prob wouldn't chill w them on a hot day is all i'm saying
nsfw: feel like they'd be really good in bed tbh like i'm struggling to think of an ick. hange has big dick energy, weirdos just do it better idk. i think maybe hange would try to spit in your mouth (they a freak) and they have so much and its thick and globby like the back of the throat type spit, your gonna choke bro im gagging as a i type-
Jean
bring back toxic masculinity because Jean's hair care routine is so good to the point he'll call out your split ends, i just know it
nsfw: a fucking chatterbox like his homies know everything. you've walked in on him telling connie in extreme detail how he had you in a full nelson last night while you screamed bloody murder and he doesn't see why ur mad. "babe, if anything i'm bragging about you 😏" fucking idiot istg. also kinda gross but I think he's the type to keep sniffing his fingers after fingering you like well into the next day EWW
Sasha
obvi she can't share for shit so I think she'd be an annoying person to eat out with. like yk when you're with your friends and only one person puts their card down so the rest can Venmo them? I think you can ask her to Venmo 20 and she'd send 15 and say something like "oh I didn't eat as many fries" but she fr did. never puts her card down either so believe it or not? jail.
nsfw: will literally be on her phone mid-sex with you. feel like she'd be really into the subway surfer vids and yeah, you go down on her and look up and she brought her own entertainment? ipad child behavior
Connie
i think he'd say "we" when talking about his fave sports team as if he contributed. like, "really connie, you helped win the superbowl? did you score a touchdown?" grow tf up
nsfw: insane bush on this one, i feel like he doesn't groom for shit and whatever, that's your choice! but I also feel like college-aged modern connie would talk shit about women who weren't bald down there and won't eat it unless it is. HYPOCRITE!! I think when he gets to his mid-twenties tho he'd mature (sasha beat his ass)
#aot headcannons#levi ackerman#levi headcanons#hange zoe#hange headcanons#erwin smith#erwin x reader#erwin headcanons#jean kirstein#jean headcanons#anime headcanons#connie springer#sasha braus#aot x reader#aot fluff#snk levi
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ok hear me out.
Chan on his weekly live (ik it's no more channies room but anyways), as he comes to the end and gives STAY his famous "big hug", he hears Y/N enter his room, he's quick to end the live, but in all the hurry he pressed the wrong button, he didn't end the live, So now STAY can see him, but he doesn't know, mabye he can like- yk have s€x w Y/N while hes in camera? No need to but the idea just popped up in my head at school today so I just had to ask u (plz tag me if u do it tho)
WRONG BUTTON !
Paring: bang chan x fem reader
Rating: explicit
Genre: smut, channies room :(
Warnings: v*ginal, praise, Twitter goes insane, Chan accidentally doesn’t end stream 👀
Taglist: @f3lix00 @channiesgoodgirl @mal-lunar-28
Please dm me if you’d like to be added to the taglist ^^
For @foivestarrsketchez 🧡 !
A/n: I miss channies room man :’) (fuck Jyp, all my homies hate Jyp 😔✊) one of my friends just recently became a stay so they probs don’t know what it is. *sobs* i forgot how most of it ended too.. so I’m sorry about that, hopefully it’s okay tho !
!THIS IS PURE FICTION, NOTHING IN THIS IS REAL ITS JUST A STORY!
“Annnd.. that’s it! Thank you STAYS for tuning into another episode of Channies room and I’ll see you all next time!” Chan says, looking over to the door and seeing me wanting to enter.
He brings two of his fingers up to his eye, making his signature peace sign before pressing what he thought was the end button.
“Chris..” I mumble out, moving towards him. “I know baby, come here.” He coos, pulling me onto his lap. “What do you need?” Chan asks me, rubbing his hands up and down my thighs. “You..” I cry, wrapping my arms around his neck. “I need more of an explanation than that.” He chuckles, making me scoot back a bit so he can take his shirt off. “Dick.. I want your dick in me.” I beg.
“Good girl.” He smirks at me, unclipping my bra and watching it fall off my shoulders. “Fuck.. you’re so fucking hot..You gonna ride me?” Chan asks as he motions for me to get off his lap. I watch as he unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. “Wait. Condom.” I pause. “Don’t worry, i have one here.” He answers, I get back on his thigh and roll the rubber over his already erect dick.
“mmgh..” I whine as he stretches me out, my eyes squinting with pleasure.
“Oh god baby.. you’re so fucking tight and warm.” His hands make their way up to my waist as he begins to rock his hips up to meet mine. “Channie..” I moan, rubbing my hands up and down his chest. “Mmm.. fuck!” I move my head down so our lips meet. I capture his lips and begin kissing him. Our lips moving together in a rhythm. While we’re making love to each other there’s a knock on the door. Ignoring it, we continue doing what we were doing. I start riding him faster, moaning into his mouth as we both take each other.
“Fucking hell your cunts so addicting..” Chan groans into the kiss, his hands gripping my hips and bringing me up and down faster on his cock. “Y-you feel so good in me..” I whimper, one of my hands moving from his chest to rub my twitching pussy.
Another knock is done on the door, making me pissed off that someone’s trying to interrupt us, Chan notices the change of emotion in me and decides to call out to the person knocking on the door. “Yes? I’m busy right now.” He sighs hoping the person will leave.
“You realise you’re still live right?” It’s Han, he sounds worried and annoyed.
“You’re fucking kidding me right?” Chan replies, his eyes widening as worry fills his brain. “Nope, it’s all over the internet, people are talking and recording clips of everything. I’ll just come in and end it properly for you.”
“Shit..”
Han opens the door, keeping his eyes on the floor, acting like he wasn’t aware of what we were doing. He presses the ‘end’ button, double checking that he actually pressed it before deleting the stream off the account.
Han leaves the room, taking Chans laptop and giving the two of us some privacy to finish; since we didn’t have any earlier.
“What if you get kicked out of the group because of me..?” I whine into his neck, feeling a tear flutter out of my eye. “I’ll figure something out, yeah?” Chan replies, thrusting upwards into me. “
If nothing can make you feel better, at least sex does..” he chuckles, leaving a trail of kisses down my neck.
. . .
A few hours past it’s a little bit later, I’m laying in bed with Chan, we decide to check what STAYS are saying on social media about everything that just happened earlier today. It’s more tame than I expected luckily. Not many clips are coming out which i’m happy about people realising we deserve privacy, however it of course is going to be a trending topic all over the place. The other comments people are saying are like ‘i wish I was her’ or ‘Chan’s even hotter than I thought’. Guess that’s what happens when you fuck a kpop idol, huh.
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"One last time"
pairings - fontaine x blk fem reader
a/n : hey guys! I haven’t posted here in so long i hope y'all still hungry for Fontaine fics… but srsly came back with an overwhelming amount of love thank you all so much oh em geeee!! This was a scrap and I’m sure y'all can tell but bear with me lmaoo I'm thinking about making a pt2 just cus I feel like the plot/smut ratio is a little unfair (sorry) but anyway enjoy bookies!!!
Warnings - 18+ smut minors dni!!, public sex, breakup/makeup sex, mentions of aave/n-word, more so plot than smut.
“I think we should stop seeing each other.”
the last thing you said to Fontaine before you guys became no-contact for weeks. Lately, you've been worried about Fontaine both mentally and physically. Losing homies and being around streets he got no business being in. but every time you mention any concern for him, his ears go mute. Him saying shit like “I’m cool” and “I’m fine” never cleared your cloud of fear. Yet, he continued his shenanigans. You knew as someone who grew up with a good family and a great upbringing, you shouldn’t be dealing with someone as reckless as him let alone dating. But deep down you loved him. You loved how he had a soft spot for you, or how he always reassured you whenever you were feeling unmotivated or unwell, even when he’d run baths and rub your feet as you rested. You knew Fontaine was a good person, all you wanted was for him to be more careful.
You told yo-yo about your recent breakup and all she could say was
“I told you niggas ain’t shit, at least Fontaine isn’t.” she’s folding her clothes while you sit at her house head to the knees seconds away from breaking down. “He coo’ as a friend but relationship? Girl…. If toxicity was a city, that man would be mayor, believe that!” she whistles. She always did when she talked about anyone. Both bitches and niggas. You didn’t know how to live without him. Not only was he your lover, but he was your friend. Best friend at that. You’ve been through thin and thick together. Being each other’s comfort on different days and different nights. What were you thinking? You couldn’t live without him.
This was three weeks ago
Now, you're sitting at your desk organizing your planner, adding stickers, and color-coding events with colored pens and highlighters till you get a call. You look at your phone and notice the call came from an unknown number. “Now who the hell..” you whispered to yourself. It didn’t take till the 5th ring for you to just say fuck it and answer. You held the phone up to your ear, slowing down your breathing to try and hear something from the other end, till your heart dropped.
“y/n?”
The familiar deep voice. The tone, the way he said your name, everything made your eyes widen from realization.
It was Fontaine.
You frown your eyebrows as your throat tightens. What happened to seperating? What happened to no contact? You felt sick. all of your love, your concerns, and your worries for Fontaine came all at once. You gasped lightly as you whispered his name.
“I miss you, I wanna see you again”
Your heart sinks, just when you’ve already heard enough. You ended things with Fontaine. You were done with him. He should be done with you, so why is he calling you? and from an unknown phone number at that? “See me again? Fontaine, what do you not understand by separating? Your tone obviously sounded pissed. You were upset. This wasn’t gonna help anything between you guys. But deep down, you were happy to hear from him. You were more than glad to know that he’s still alive and okay.
“Look, I know we suppose to be alone n shit but lemme at least see yo’ pretty ass one last time, end things on good terms.”
One last time.
You take a deep sigh.
“That’s it, one last time”
You tried to exchange a place to meet up but he insisted to pick you up and take you out for “lunch n shit.” You started getting dressed, wearing something casual but sexy, to remind Fontaine of what he’s gonna miss out on. Wearing your favorite perfume combinations, lathering your deep color legs with cocoa butter. you made sure to throw on anything Fontaine couldn’t resist. As soon as you heard the two honks from out your window, you knew it was go time.
You open the door to Fontaine smoking. The blunt between both his thick lips and his rough fingers, the view of it could make you bite your lips. Fuck the lunch date and fuck the back seat you needed him in the driver’s seat right then and there! But you wasnt gonna admit that especially with the position you were currently in. he noticed your googly eyes toward him causing his lips to sneak a smile. “Y’tryna smoke?” he lends you the blunt but you shake your head as you shake your hand in the same direction. “I’m here for lunch, not no smoke sesh” you declined. “Mkay” he sets the blunt down as he shifts the gear and drives off. slouching on the car seat, left-hand steering while the other on his thigh, manspreading with the most obvious tent in his pants. The view made your legs quiver.
“You mind if we make a stop real quick?” the male asks without moving his sight away from the street. “Nah do what you gotta do.” you weren’t expecting anything crazy, but you also weren’t expecting him to park in some random ass empty parking lot. “I’d be lying if I said I ain’t miss you,” Taine says. But it was quiet. So quiet that it took time to understand what he said. “taine, don’t start this shit with me, I came here for lunch, not so you can convince me to stay with you while you do what I left you for.” your tone started from upsetness to disappointment. “I love you, and there ain’t nothing that’d change it, but it’s draining having to worry about where you are and even if you’re alive” You look down as you fidget with your hands. “I had to grieve someone who’s still here so I wouldn’t have to once you’re gone.” he understood how you felt but unlike you, he had a rough upbringing. Being around drugs and introduced to dealing at a young age. of course, it was gonna be hard and nearly impossible to get out of what he started in. he loved you dearly but he knew it would be a crazy idea to just up and go. He sighs as he licks his lips. “Lemme try to figure shit out, I ain’t promising nun, but I’ll try to reduce all the crazy shi, ight?” you look at him with deception. “You sure? I don’t gotta worry about whether ya ass is injured or dead?” you frown. “I ain’t say allat, I said ill try. It’s gonna take time” you sigh. You’re more than happy that Fontaine is at least trying to get out of what he’s in. The awkward silence filled the room quickly.
“But, until then” Fontaine stretches as he lets his seat down. “How bout you tell me why you came out like that, just for lunch” he mocks you as you smack your lips at the question. “Damn, I can’t look good now?” you smile, analyzing Fontaine. You knew Fontaine for years. You knew what he liked and when he liked it, and as of right now, he was ready to take ya ass to poundtown. “Nah, unless there’s a reason you wore them scents ykno’ i like.” you had that man looking up and down in greed and lust and you’d be lying if you said you weren’t feeling the same way either. After moments of intense eye contact, you were on top of Fontaine. grinding your sweats on his jeans, moaning through the messy, passionate kiss, hands holding his locs, desperate for any and all of Fontaine. Hands gripping your ass through your sweatpants, seamlessly and eagerly pulling them off while kissing your glistening breasts as he pulled down the zipper, teasing you as he planted hickies from the neck down. Lord, how were you gonna explain to yo-yo how they suddenly got there?
You knew this was wrong, you knew ‘one last time’ would turn into multiple. But you couldn’t stop.
“I missed you so much, I missed this” he mumbled in between each kiss. Each one being sloppier and more passionate. You couldn’t say anything. You were so caught up in the pleasure that all you could do was sigh and moan. “Damn I see you missed me too” he grins as he rubs his fingers on your clit, spreading the wetness all over your inner thigh. “Don’t you think that’s why I-” You get interrupted by the male’s thick fingers teasing his way inside. You couldn’t do anything but grip his shirt and rub yourself against him to get anything from him. “Please don’t stop Fontaine..” you gasp, lying your forehead against his shoulder. All you could do is gush and melt onto him. “Im not gonna stop ma, haven’t seen ya’ass in a month and i still know what you like” and with that you fell apart, cuming all over Fontaine hands. Rolling your eyes back and crying, practically screaming his name.
After a moment you finally catch your breath slightly raising your head up to look at Fontaine’s reaction and his cheesy ass was smiling. “Damn you must of really missed me” he laughs at the mess you have yet to see. “huh?” you sigh as you look back and notice a nice-sized wet spot on his pants. “shit im so sorry i didn’t mean to-” you get caught off by a heavy sigh “shit! how we supposed to eat when I look like I dun’ pissed myself” you laugh. “You can wear my sweater around your waist” you suggested but Fontaine had a different idea. “Nah, ima change at the house after i finish what you started” he lazily wraps his arm around you enjoying your defense argument on how he started this whole thing.
We all knew that one last time was gonna be a few.
#they cloned tyrone#fontaine#fontaine x black reader#fontaine x reader#tct#black reader#black women#black tumblr#8ttached's works⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
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On the topic of khans "kill all humans kick", what if he did?
Well, not all humans obviously, but what if he lead some sort of, drone revolution? Think about it
In his concept art he has a scar on his eye, where could he have gotten that from? Humans possibly
Another thing
What if he did this when he was Uzis age, or even younger?
What if, in drone news, it said, "Khan Doorman, youngest drone to attack humans yet"
What if he did this because the humans killed someone(s) he cared about? Like say, a close friend, or his parents
Maybe having UNN's back when humans were still living on Copper9 wasnt allowed without specific human permission?
What if his parents got killed by their owners and that's what made him snap
What if he was a symbol
A war vet with such a large amount of trauma that he can't risk getting truly close with someone(esp after nori)without thinking they're gonna die. That he can't truly be happy without hurting someone else
Jeez, no wonder he's such a wet cat, he just wants to live, he clearly knows what war is like and the results of it.
Head cannons for this
My homie was 15 when he snapped
He went cooh cooh(I watched arcane and am now adding some of jinxs characteristics into this au of Khan cuz why not?)
Made weapons, started wearing/sewing his own clothes
Lead other drones to battle and shed blood himself
Made his own cover name, with a disguise and everything
Changed his hair style
Clothes that pop! Stripped leggings with Jean shorts and knee high converse with a belt filled with mini weapons ect
He liked killing, liked shedding blood, and it took years to shove down the urges to kill.
He hates it. So so much. It's like an addiction
He doesn't want to tell Uzi but she'll find out eventually
Feel free to add more(PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU GIVE ME YOUR OPINION ON THIS AND MAYBE SOME MORE HEAD CANNONS THAT YOU'D WANT TO ADD I NEED IT PLEASE)
Dont mind my rambling please I'm crazy(gets shot)
#khan dilfman#murder drones#murder drones au#khan doorman#murder drones khan#md khan#lol#my ramblings#help#i need to sleep i have church tomorrow
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Molly. Girl. My homie. Sweet human. Dino dentist extraordinaire. Please please I beg of you more Virgin Anthony.
No but imagine how sweet Anthony would be when they actually have sex.
Kate’s been thriving, honestly. It’s been wholesome, and sweet and honestly kind of sexy watching Anthony explore his sexuality in ways he hasn’t had the opportunity to before. It’s also let her get in touch with her own sexuality more as well which has been a gift. It’s also basically been weeks and weeks and weeks of foreplay which honestly? Kind of added this lovely tension to everything they did. In a lot of ways it felt like being a dumb teenager again, learning the things you liked, every single touch magnified and charged with something else.
And it really was beautiful, when his eyes fluttered closed as he held himself above her, her name stuttering from his lips as their bodies shuddered together. She was still riding high from it actually when she tugged her clothes on and pressed a kiss against his lips when she left to go to work. And she really wasn’t expecting a man to walk in with an enormous bouquet of flowers.
“Can I help you?”
The flowers looked even bigger in the tiny, crowded bookshop and the man raised his eyebrows, “I’ve a delivery for Kate?”
“I’m- I’m Kate.”
“Great.” The man, said setting down the bouquet. “I’ll get the others from the car.”
“The others?!”
“I’ve two more. Card’s on that one.”
Her hand shook as she plucked the small envelope from its place, breaking the wax seal.
I know you’ll probably laugh at me for this but I don’t know a better way to say it.
I love you
Always yours,
Anthony
It choked in her throat as the man left and she sat surrounded by flowers as she reached for her phone, waiting for him to pick up.
“Hey!”
Her voice shook as she leaned forward, resting her elbow on the bench, “I love you too, you know.”
She heard his sharp intake of breath, “yeah?”
“Yes, absolutely.”
He let out a low whistle then a shaky chuckle, “I’m really glad to hear it because I would have looked like a complete dickhead otherwise.”
“You could have just sent me a text you know. You didn’t have to spend hundreds of pounds.”
“That’s not romantic. You deserve the best.”
“Wanna meet me for lunch?”
Anthony’s voice was slow, “Sexy lunch?”
“Man, he does it one time and he can’t get enough. Obviously sexy lunch.”
“Obviously.”
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Close Shave
[A/N: What up homies, it’s me, ya girl, steadily adding to my Honorable Men-tions while my husbands watch me like 👀 bitch?
This fic is inspired by the scene & song from Skyfall- I hope you like it :) Feedback is always appreciated, as well as requests for fics or new characters to explore!]
007 glides silently through the doorway, a jungle cat on the prowl for his next meal. He eases the door shut with a soft click, then moves stealthily down the hall in search of his target. A single lamp illuminates the modest London flat casting wicked shadows on the walls surrounding a small feminine figure. He creeps forward, ready to pounce, the next phase of his plan already formulating in his brain.
“Hello, James,” you murmur, not even sparing him a glance as you casually flip to the next page of your novel.
His warm chuckle caresses your skin like a lover’s gentle touch, his honeyed voice stoking the fire in your belly spurred to life by his mere presence. “How is it that I can sneak up on assassins but not a museum curator?”
Your mouth turns up in a smile and you offer your cheek in greeting, scrunching your nose at the feeling of coarse stubble against your skin. “I can smell the cologne I bought you for Christmas from a mile away.“
“Hm.”
“And I may have pestered Q into telling me when you’d be home.”
“Pestered?”
Folding your legs under your body, you swivel to meet his steely blue gaze with a grin. “Bullied,” you concede. “Only so I didn’t almost accidentally kill you with a fireplace poker.”
“Again.”
You wag your book in his face with a raised eyebrow. “That’s what you get for breaking and entering at four in the bloody morning with no prior warning!”
He grunts in concession before easily lifting you off the couch, only to take your seat and tuck you against his body. You hum in delight at the prospect of having him home, however short lived his visit may be, placing your book aside before nuzzling into his chest and pressing kisses to the underside of his strong jaw. Scraping your nails along his cheek, you muse, “You need to shave.”
He gives you an indignant look, carding his fingers through your hair. “Some women happen to like a beard, you know.”
“Then go break into one of their homes,” you fire back, letting your teeth graze along the path forged previously by your lips.
He lets out a throaty laugh that dissolves into a soft moan as you work your way over his jaw to press your lips to his. You share a few innocent pecks before your longing takes over, and you shift to straddle his lap as James’ tongue slips past your willfully parted lips. His fingers work their way under your shirt, trailing along your ribcage before settling on your hips with a gentle squeeze. You release a contented sigh into his mouth, all of the tension leaving your body and allowing you to relax against him.
Running your nose over the sharp planes of his jaw, you murmur, “Let me. Please?”
“Let you what?” He nibbles at the spot just south of your ear and you gasp, rocking against him and feeling him growing hard beneath you in response. Static fills your mind as your senses are overwhelmed by everything that is James, but you press on valiantly. “Help you shave.”
Calloused digits knead the soft skin of your thighs as he hums, contemplating. “Is this another attempt on my life? Replacing the poker with a razor?”
“James!” you admonish, laughing before growing serious as your fingers dance across his handsome features. “You know that my expertise lies in handling art delicately. What kind of curator would I be if I allowed any harm to come to my favorite exhibit?”
He turns his head to press a kiss to each of your palms, then meets your gaze with a cheeky grin. “That’s all I am to you, hm? A specimen to be ogled?”
“Oh, don’t be ridiculous,” you retort with a roll of your eyes. Climbing off his lap and taking his hand to lead him to the master bathroom, you tack on, “You conveniently double as a bodyguard.”
You slide the cushioned seat from your vanity over to the sink and tap it twice with a coy smile. James settles into his spot obediently while you hunt through the cabinets for his straight razor and shaving cream, placing them on the counter before moving to stand behind him. You study your reflections in the mirror as you run your fingers through his hair, your body growing warm at the sight of him subtly shifting his hips when you tug on the short strands. You walk your fingers down his neck and over his broad shoulders, kneading the taut muscles along the way to the apex of his dress shirt. “May I?”
He opens his eyes to meet your gaze in the mirror, ocean blue eclipsed by a sea of inky black. “Always, my love.” His voice has dropped to a low growl that sends a thrum through you. Deft fingers hastily unbutton his shirt with the promise of exploring his body after too many days and nights spent apart. You tug the fabric off and toss it aside, kissing his neck while your hands glide along his muscular chest. “Darling,” he rumbles out through a laugh to get your attention, and you look up to find several marks blooming across his previously unadulterated skin. With a bashful smile, you respond, “I just can’t help myself around you.”
Rounding the chair to squeeze yourself into the space between his legs and the counter, you lower yourself to your knees. He watches your every move with rapt fascination, his breathing picking up ever so subtly when you reach forward to release him from the confines of his fitted slacks. You tug his pants and underwear off before delicately trailing your fingers over his length, marveling at the weight in your hand and how responsive he is to your touch. Peeking up at him from beneath your lashes, you lean in and swipe your tongue over the head, a needy whine escaping your lips at the taste of him. “Darling,” he calls out again, now with an edge to his voice, cheeks flushed and chest heaving with forced restraint. He threads his fingers through your hair and gives a gentle tug, guiding you forward once more. You wrap your lips around him in earnest, gliding down his length while one hand comes up to massage his balls, the other resting on his lower abdomen. With each swirl of your tongue and pull of your lips, the toned muscle beneath your fingertips ripples and liquid heat pools between your aching thighs.
Replacing your mouth with your hand, you look up at James with nothing short of utter devotion in your misty eyes. “I missed you so much, my love,” you rasp out, an involuntary shudder racing down your spine when his fingertips brush over the apple of your cheek.
Tucking his hand under your chin, he directs you to stand and pulls you close for a tender kiss. You continue twisting your wrist along his length as his tongue slides against yours, a sharp gasp punching out of you when he unceremoniously rips your underwear off and runs his middle finger along your slit, the useless lace now pooled on the floor.
“Oh, sweet girl,” he rumbles lowly, slipping his finger inside you and groaning in appreciation at how greedily you clench around him, “you really did miss me, hm?”
“More-” You whimper into his mouth when he adds a second finger, and then a third, lovingly preparing you for his thick cock. “More than I can even describe.”
He draws his fingers out, caressing your sensitive walls as he does so, before replacing your hand with his own at the base of his cock. The obscene sound of your spit and slick gliding along his length as he draws his hand over himself has you clenching around nothing, a desperate whine of “James,” falling past your pouting lips. He soothes you with sweet words, pressing a kiss to the corner of your mouth while his free hand comes up to your hip to guide you down onto him. You cry out at the exquisite stretch, nails digging into his shoulders as you circle your hips to sheathe him inside of you as deeply as possible.
Tucking your face into his neck to pepper his glistening skin with kisses, you beg, “Don’t move. Just let me feel you.”
He hums in concession, gently tugging your oversized sleep shirt off before running his fingers along the column of your spine. The tingling sensation has you rolling your hips against him, moaning when the movement presses the head of his cock against just the right spot.
“Now, darling,” he mumbles against your hair, his large hand possessively cradling the back of your neck, “I do believe we came in here to accomplish something.”
“Can’t remember,” you sigh out. “Too full.”
His ensuing chuckle warms you from the inside out, and you gasp when he leans forward to reach the countertop, shifting his position inside you. He presses something cold into your hand, and you blearily open your eyes to find his razor glinting at you in the muted bathroom light.
With a sigh, you relent, “Fine,” but his firm grip on your hips stops you from rising. “But then how will I-” Your line of questioning comes to an abrupt halt when you spot the smirk playing on his sinful lips. “Oh.”
“Go ahead, love,” he croons, inclining his head toward the shaving cream while his hands come to settle on the globes of your ass. You gather some of the foam between your fingertips, then trace two delicate lines on his cheek in the shape of a heart. Glancing at your work in the mirror, he questions, “How can you be so damn adorable while full of my cock?”
You answer him with only a wink, then get to work coating his stubble with the shaving foam. Once he’s sufficiently lathered up, you ease the blade out and plant your non-dominant hand firmly on his shoulder. “Don’t move, James,” you instruct softly.
He tucks a lock of your hair behind your ear, smiling at the way your tongue peeks out between your lips in concentration, and murmurs, “I won’t.”
You run the blade down James’ face in precise, delicate strokes, mewling in delight every time you stretch to rinse the razor off and he pulses inside of you. Several minutes into your ministrations, he arches his hips against yours with a ragged sigh, moving impossibly deeper as he cranes his neck to look in the mirror. “Halfway there. Doing well, sweetheart.”
“I feel like I’m going to explode,” you attempt a laugh, but it morphs into a strangled moan.
“That would certainly be less than optimal.” He runs his index finger down the side of your neck as you take your next swipe of the blade, your breath hitching when he wraps his hand around your throat and adds the smallest bit of pressure.
The razor stills on his cheek, momentarily forgotten, and you shiver in delight. “What are you doing?”
“Focus on the task at hand,” he chides softly, and you obediently return your attention to the remainder of his beard even as his other hand comes up to massage one of your breasts. You clench around him reflexively, and the hand on your throat squeezes in kind.
“James,” you growl out, this time purposefully flexing your walls around his throbbing cock. He answers your show of defiance with one of his own, both hands tightening their grip and eliciting a whine from you.
“Tit for tat, darling,” he mutters softly, the corners of his mouth ticking up in a wicked smile.
With every movement, every precise flick of your wrist, every droplet of water running down your arm and dripping onto your thigh, your walls squeeze around James’ cock and his fingers press deeper into your skin, and your vision starts going blurry around the edges with need. Finally, mercifully, your lover sits before you clean shaven once again, and you smile proudly at your work.
Nuzzling your nose against his, you sigh at the idea of having to separate yourself from him. “I forgot a towel.”
“Top cabinet?”
“Mhm.”
Tucking his hands underneath your thighs, James stands and settles you on the counter, still sheathed in your warmth. He pulls back to open the cabinet and collect a towel, and you keen at the loss of the fullness until he slots himself back between your thighs.
“Christ,” you hiss, digging your nails into his biceps and arching your back.
“Easy, love,” he murmurs smoothly in response, hiding his smirk behind the cloth as he pats his face dry. You lock your ankles together behind his back, shifting closer and trying to entice him to move. “This is turning downright torturous.”
Dropping the towel on the counter, he shifts his attention back to you and lovingly squeezes the pillow of your thigh. “I always take care of you, don’t I?”
“Sooner rather than later would be preferred in this instance, Bond,” you sass back.
“Patience is a virtue,” he hums with an infuriating calmness to his voice even as he draws his hips back and drags his cock along your sensitive walls.
“I wouldn’t- oh god- consider what we’re doing to be entirely virtuous,” you answer through a moan, teeth sinking into your bottom lip in an attempt to quiet the noises spilling out of your mouth.
“Darling girl,” he tuts softly when he recognizes you’re trying to muffle your cries, fingers ghosting over your cheek before he grips your face and his hips pick up speed. The pressure has you releasing your lip from beneath your teeth, your mouth falling open and allowing wanton moans to escape. James tucks his other hand behind your knee, tugging you closer and letting him sink deeper with each stroke. He smiles down at you when you call out his name and rake your nails down his back, cooing, “That’s it, love. Let me hear you.”
Ever obedient, you moan unabashedly, your cries competing with the sinful sound of skin slapping against skin echoing throughout the marble bathroom. “James! Oh god, James,” you keen, clawing at his shoulders for purchase as your consciousness threatens to leave you, “I can’t- I’m going to-”
He hungrily mouths at your skin, soft pants falling past his lips between kisses as he makes his way up the curve of your throat. Moving his hand to grip the back of your neck, he draws you close to his body and grits out, “Cum for me, my darling.”
You feel your body shudder with the force of your orgasm washing over you, every nerve alight and buzzing as the sound of James’ beautiful moans fill your ears. Your mouth drops open but no sound comes out, your eyes rolling back when you feel the warmth of his release painting your walls. Holding your waist firmly, he presses his hips against yours as his cock twitches inside you, claiming your body completely.
“Good girl,” he pants in your ear, and you whimper at the praise.
“Yours,” you sigh out, completely spent. You turn your head to dot lazy kisses along his cheek, your lips curling upward at the feeling of his freshly smooth skin.
He notes your self-satisfied smile and chuckles warmly against the shell of your ear. “Pleased?”
“Mhm,” you respond sleepily, nuzzling his face and emitting a sound dangerously close to that of a purr.
“I’m glad,” he hums, pressing a sweet kiss to your forehead. “Shower?”
“Can’t,” you mumble. Swinging your legs, you clarify, “Jelly.”
“Bath, then.”
James guides your arms around his neck and you latch on obediently as he lifts your sore body off the countertop. He slips out of you when he hitches you higher up in his arms, and you mumble out a protest despite the aching between your legs.
“What, darling, haven’t had enough?”
Fighting sleep, you tighten your hold on him and nip at his ear. “Never.”
“Naughty thing,” he chides playfully, landing a light pat on your ass before setting you on the edge of the tub.
“You know,” you begin, trailing your fingers along his back while he adjusts the water temperature, “it’s your fault for being so utterly irresistible.”
He grumbles out an undoubtedly unamused response under his breath before climbing into the tub and beckoning you to join him. Carefully maneuvering your shaky legs, you settle back against James, resting your head in the crook of his neck and sighing as the warm water caresses your sore muscles.
“Wet your hair for me.” You stifle a yawn, barely opening your eyes to fix James with a quizzical look. Always a man on a mission, he holds your gaze, unrelenting. “Humor me, darling, will you?”
Heaving a dramatic sigh, you grip the sides of the tub and scoot your body forward until you can lower your hair below the waterline. After a thorough soak, you sit up and nestle yourself back between his legs, closing your eyes once more.
You hear the telltale snap of a bottle being uncapped, and then James’ expert fingers are massaging your scalp as the scent of vanilla and honeysuckle pervades your senses. You let out a hum of pure content, thoroughly enjoying being pampered by your love.
“I can’t explain,” he peppers your shoulders with delicate kisses between words as he works his fingers through your hair, “just how much I missed you.”
“Trust me, the feeling is mutual,” you sigh, responding to the pressure of his fingertips by tilting your head to grant him better access.
His silky smooth voice settles like a warm blanket on your skin as he runs his nose along your neck, and you shiver in delight. “You are absolutely exquisite.” He splays one hand possessively across your belly, the other dancing over the curve of your hip. “Divine.” Moving to grip your chin, he turns your face towards him and you feel his warm breath mingling with your own. “My own personal masterpiece.”
Drawing a trail of water down the column of your throat, between the valley of your breasts, and lower still to the apex of your thighs, he eases your folds apart once more and sheathes himself inside of you. Your mouth drops open wordlessly and he takes the opportunity to capture your lips in a tender kiss.
“You took such good care of me, my love,” he murmurs, delicately threading his fingers through the soapy strands of your hair as his hips press up against yours. “Now let me take care of you.”
#james bond#james bond smut#james bond imagine#james bond fic#james bond x reader#james bond x female reader#james bond x you#james bond x y/n#skyfall#007 skyfall#agent 007
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Lost and Found: A Pirates Promise
Chapter 45: The Last Stand
This gif because Ichiji finally arrives to whole cake island
And this gif because Sanji in the next chapter is going to fight with luffy.
And this song because when we get to that final POV, which is Sanji's yall will feel it, when Y/N says it. Also this song is way to good LMFAO
A/N: and we are back at it again with another chapter! Yall, I have been going back and forth with some of the writing that I now have original drafts of some of the chapters. I felt inspired by some and others. I was like maybe this would work, to which I enjoyed so much that it has now been added. When I tell you, the changes, the angst, the betrayal, and everything is going to be wild! We got some Ichiji POV, Sanji POV, and Y/N POV. The ending tho.. so much hurt. Thank you guys so much for following, liking, reblogging, just following along with the fan fiction. I believe it's this chapter or the next one that has a few song lyrics that are spanish, but I translated it to english, I will add the song onto here so that way once you read it you’ll understand it. The song is called La Media Vuelta by Luis Miguel… and dont worry… there'll be more songs coming as well. We added that flair and AU to these bad boys, while also sticking to the anime pacing. And without further ado. Let the adventure begin!
Word count: 9.7K
Sanji x Reader, Sanji x Y/N, One piece X Reader
Y/N POV…
I watched as Nami kissed the vivre card, a sly smile spreading across her face. "Ohh, I like where this is going," I said, seeing the panic ripple through the homies as they sensed what was coming. Their eyes widened, full of fear. The power of Lola's vivre card was undeniable, and I couldn't help but grin.
"Didn't you hear what the tree said before that? The whole plan spilled right out!" I added, laughing at how things were turning in our favor. Pound, still trying to wrap his head around it, asked how exactly having the vivre card was going to help.
Nami, in all her brilliance, decided to use King Baum's voice to explain, mimicking his deep, trembly accent. I couldn't hold it in—I burst out laughing, wiping a tear from my eye. "Nami, stop!" I gasped, clutching my stomach. It was too much.
But the moment didn’t last long. Nami’s senses were sharp, and she turned her attention to Randolph and the stork, who were trying to sneak away. "Not so fast, you two!" she called out.
Randolph, the rabbit, immediately pointed to the stork. "Apologies, it was his idea!" he said, quick to throw his partner under the bus.
"He's lying!" the stork squawked, flustered.
Nami didn't let them off the hook so easily. "Here’s the deal—you forest creatures are going to be my loyal subjects from now on. Any questions?" she declared with an air of confidence. King Baum and Randolph started to protest, their voices shaky and unsure.
"Ohh, you wanna do this the hard way? Go ahead and try me," Nami challenged, her eyes gleaming with power. The homies quivered in fear. It was clear who was in control now.
"Listen up—here’s your first order. You guys go help Luffy!" Nami commanded, her voice ringing with authority. The homies, reluctant at first, began to murmur their protests.
"Well, are you going to argue, or are you going to help Luffy?!" Nami snapped, the vivre card glowing faintly in her hand. Its power over them was absolute, and they had no choice but to follow her orders.
"This vivre card is coming in pretty handy, if I do say so myself," Nami added with a smirk.
I grinned, nodding in agreement. "No kidding, you’ve got them wrapped around your finger," I said, watching the homies scramble to obey. The tables had turned in our favor, and now it was time to make our move.
The homies began to murmur among themselves, confusion evident on their faces. "Has anybody seen where that red-haired girl went? And the one with the bandana on her head?" they asked, their voices tinged with concern.
"Ohh, we're right here!" Nami chirped, a mischievous grin spreading across her face as we revealed ourselves inside King Baum's mouth. The tension in the air shifted, and I couldn't help but laugh at their bewilderment.
Nami raised Lola’s vivre card triumphantly. "I thought I told you to help out Luffy fighting Cracker," she said, her tone dripping with authority.
Pound was now lounging comfortably in one of King Baum's trunks, looking a bit too relaxed for my liking. "Have you seen him? He's pretty strong," the flower homie said, glancing nervously around.
"Like I care," Nami replied, her voice sharp. She looked at me, and we both shared a knowing grin. "Listen here and listen good—no matter how many of you wither, it won't bother us one bit."
The homies all gasped in shock, their eyes wide as they processed our words. The sheer audacity of our claim seemed to unsettle them.
"So you guys are afraid of General Cracker? What about Big Mom?" I taunted, feeling a surge of confidence.
Nami continued to hold the vivre card high, her determination unwavering. "Which one is scarier?" she asked, her voice playful yet commanding.
"You are!" the homies squeaked in unison, their faces pale with fear.
I couldn’t help but chuckle at their reaction. "See? Even they know not to mess with us," I said, feeling the exhilaration of our newfound power.
Nami winked at me, and we shared a moment of camaraderie. "Now, let's get back out there and show them what we can do!" she declared, her spirit infectious.
Ichiji POV…
We finally arrived at the Germa Kingdom after two days of travel. The moment the castle came into view, a sense of anticipation washed over me, but my thoughts were preoccupied with a little someone who wore a white dress—my fiancée, Y/N. She should be arriving at Whole Cake soon, I thought, excitement bubbling in my chest as the plan fell into motion.
My gaze flicked to the engagement ring nestled securely in its box, the diamonds glinting in the light. I stared at it, imagining how it would look on Y/N’s finger. I could almost see her beaming smile as I slipped it onto her hand, her eyes sparkling with surprise and joy. From the moment I first saw her fight, her fierce spirit ignited something deep inside me—an insatiable hunger that only she could satisfy. Even though our marriage was arranged, I was determined to claim her entirely, to make her mine in every way.
“Hey, Ichiji, still daydreaming about your little princess?” Niji teased, stepping off the ship beside me.
“Just mind your own business,” I shot back, though a small smile tugged at my lips. The cheers of Germa soldiers welcomed us as we entered the kingdom, their voices echoing in the air.
“Welcome back, Master Ichiji!” one soldier called, his enthusiasm infectious.
“Congratulations on your engagement!” another soldier shouted, and a swell of pride washed over me. The admiration of my comrades filled me with a sense of purpose. "You two are made for each other!" yelled another soldier, and I felt my chest swell at the thought. Whether Y/N wanted this marriage or not was no longer my concern, especially since we had something of hers hostage.
“Master Ichiji, Master Niji, it’s been a while!” another soldier chimed in, his voice brimming with excitement.
“I can’t believe they ended that long battle at Broc coli Island!” yelled a third, causing a wave of chatter to ripple through the crowd.
“Why isn’t he coming out to greet us? Where is he?” Niji asked, scanning the area for the failure of a brother, Sanji.
“Knock it off, Niji,” I replied, irritation creeping into my voice. The last thing I needed was to hear about Sanji right now.
As we made our way to the castle, I could feel the energy shifting, anticipation hanging thick in the air. “Hey, Dad! We’re back!” I called out, stepping into the dining room.
“Great work, Ichiji and you too, Niji!” our father boomed, his authoritative voice resonating in the grand hall as he sat on his throne, radiating an air of power and dominance. “Have the arrangements been made like I asked?” I inquired, my gaze fixed on one of the handmaids, an edge of command in my tone.
“Yes, young master. Allow me to bring in the paperwork for you,” she purred, the flattery grating on my nerves.
“Where is he?” Niji interrupted, scanning the room for our brother Sanji.
“Right here,” Reiju said, stepping in with Sanji trailing behind her.
“Sanji! Wow, you really didn’t die! Check you out,” Niji mocked, his laughter echoing through the hall. I remained composed, my expression unwavering as I focused on Sanji.
His eyes met mine, a storm of rage and disbelief swirling within them. “Don’t you want to congratulate Ichiji on his marriage to Princess Y/N? I know she’s your crewmate and all, but…” I laughed, enjoying the discomfort that hung in the air like a thick fog.
“Ichiji, have you gotten the chance to see her yet?” our father asked, genuine curiosity lighting up his features.
“Yes, I did,” I replied, letting the words flow smoothly, enjoying the moment. “I actually spotted her back in Chocolat town, wearing a short white dress.” The vivid image of Y/N in that dress ignited a fire within me, and I savored Sanji’s reaction. His tension was palpable, his fists clenching at his sides.
“She looked exquisite, like an angel among mere mortals,” I added, a smug grin spreading across my face. The frustration etched on Sanji's face was more than satisfying; it was intoxicating. I could almost taste the victory on my tongue.
“Have you told her yet?” Reiju interjected, the playful tone in her voice adding to the amusement.
“Not yet, but soon,” I said, savoring the anticipation that bubbled beneath the surface. “I want it to be unforgettable, something that’ll make her realize how fortunate she is.”
Sanji’s gaze hardened, his frustration boiling over. “Why are you so obsessed with this? It’s not what she wants!”
“Obsession? No, Sanji. It’s about claiming what’s rightfully mine,” I replied, a carefree air masking the hunger brewing inside me. “This is an arrangement, and she’ll learn to embrace it. I’ll make sure of that.”
Niji couldn't resist the chance to poke fun at Sanji. “Hahaha, looks like you got yourself a fancy gift. Shackles always did suit you; takes you back, doesn’t it?” he taunted, his laughter echoing through the dining room.
Sanji slapped Niji’s hand away, rising to his feet, his head held high, eyes blazing with indignation.
“Ichiji and Niji, you both must be exhausted from the trip. Why not grab something to eat?” our father interjected, a tone of authority in his voice that quelled the brewing tension.
After changing out of our raid suits and into our usual attire, I opted for a black long-sleeve shirt and a red cravat paired with white dress pants, feeling the weight of my responsibilities settle onto my shoulders. The lavish spread before us looked tempting, and we dove into the meal, savoring each bite.
“I’m sorry, young master, but here are the papers for you to review,” the handmaid from before said, approaching with a stack of documents.
“Good, you’re dismissed,” I replied, waving her away without a second thought. The others continued their banter, but I could sense Sanji’s eyes boring into me, filled with suppressed fury.
“What’s that?” Yonji asked, leaning closer, curiosity etched on his face.
I smirked, keeping my focus on the papers. “These are the arrangements I have planned for when my fiancée arrives,” I replied confidently. “Clothing stocked, shoes stocked, wine stocked, flowers stocked… and her dresses for the events, one of which is the lunch with Big mom.” I paused for effect, allowing the anticipation to build in the room.
“The pale yellow halter dress, openback with a high slit for her left thigh,” I continued, relishing the moment. “Perfect for the lunch” My eyes flicked up to Sanji, who was gritting his teeth, his expression a mix of disbelief and frustration as he chewed through the meal.
“What do you think? Isn’t it exquisite?” I asked, the teasing lilt in my voice as I enjoyed his reaction.
“Exquisite? More like tasteless,” Sanji snapped, glaring at me.
“Jealousy doesn’t suit you, brother,” I shot back, leaning back in my chair, basking in the warmth of my triumph. “I’m just looking out for her. After all, it’s not every day you get to dress up a princess, right?”
“Maybe she’d prefer someone who actually cares about her feelings,” he muttered, trying to maintain his composure.
Reiju, who had been listening quietly, leaned forward, her interest piqued. “Ichiji, can I see the ring?”
Reiju leaned forward, her curiosity piqued as I pulled out the engagement ring from my pocket. The brilliance of the diamonds sparkled under the light, but it was the deep red ruby nestled in the center that truly caught her eye.
“Wow, it’s beautiful,” she remarked, inspecting the ring closely. The ruby glinted like a captured flame, drawing attention to its significance. “She’ll love it. But will she love you?”
I shrugged, confidence radiating from me. “She will come to love me. I’ll make sure of it. This is just the beginning.”
The glint in Sanji’s eyes darkened as he shot back, “You can’t force love, Ichiji. She deserves someone who truly cares for her.”
“Of course, and that someone is me,” I countered, relishing the challenge. “Soon, everyone will see how perfect we are together.”
My father straightened in his seat, the air thick with authority as he began to discuss the fall of the Bro Coli regime due to Doflamingo not supplying them weapons, since he was defeated, a significant victory for our family. “And as I last recall, Ichiji, didn’t your fiancée face Doflamingo, even defeating one of his top executives?” he said, pride glimmering in his eyes.
“Yes, she’s impressive,” I replied, a sense of satisfaction swelling within me. I couldn’t help but feel drawn to her fierce spirit even more with every mention of her strength.
Yonji took another bite of his bread, his smirk deepening as he continued, "If she's anything like she was when we first saw her during that broadcast, then I definitely should've called dibs first." His words carried an edge, but the real sting came next. "And if she's anything like what I just saw—wearing that short blue skirt and cropped tank back on that ship, showing off that body—man, I really should’ve made a move sooner."
I turned to Yonji, my patience running thin. "Watch your mouth," I said with a sharpness that wiped the smirk from his face. "She's still my fiancée, and I won’t tolerate any disrespect toward her."
He raised his hands in mock surrender, though his eyes still twinkled with amusement. "Alright, alright. Just saying—"
"You’ve said enough," I interrupted, my voice low and deadly.
Sanji, who had been quiet until now, shot up, his eyes widening. “Wait, what broadcast?” His voice was tight, filled with both confusion and anger.
Yonji laughed, clearly enjoying the tension in the air. "Oh, you didn’t know? Back at Punk Hazard, Ichiji here couldn’t keep his eyes off her when she fought that bird woman. It was a hell of a fight." He chuckled again. “He was practically drooling over the screen.”
Sanji’s face twisted in fury. “So you’ve been watching her this whole time?” he growled, stepping closer, fists clenched. "You bastards were the damn brokers keeping tabs on her!"
I didn’t flinch as Sanji’s anger erupted. Instead, I leaned back, my smirk widening. “Of course, Sanji. You didn’t think we’d ignore someone as... valuable as her, did you? After all, she’s soon to be part of the Vinsmoke family.”
Sanji’s face flushed with rage, his hands shaking as he fought to contain himself. “You don’t have the right to call her that,” he spat, barely keeping his voice steady, his fury palpable. "She’s not yours."
“Right or wrong, it doesn’t matter,” I shot back, enjoying the tension in the room. “She’s mine now. And once she’s here, you’ll have to get used to it.”
The anticipation of her arrival and the subsequent confrontation hung in the air like a storm cloud, and I couldn’t wait to see how she would handle it.
“Bear this in mind: the power we will be gaining is tremendous! The power of Germa will strengthen!” my father declared, his voice booming with authority and excitement. It was rare to see him this animated, and I could feel a swell of pride in my chest.
Niji leaned back in his chair, a smirk plastered on his face. “You should be honored, Sanji, since you’re marrying one of Big Mom’s daughters. Who would have predicted you’d come in handy?” The jab was sharp, intended to provoke, and I could see Sanji’s jaw clench, a mix of defiance and anger simmering just beneath the surface.
“There's still food on your plate, don’t waste it, Niji,” Sanji said, trying to keep his cool despite the tension.
“This? Yeah, I’m done—not hungry,” Niji retorted, pushing his plate away in mock disgust.
“Finish it! You don’t know the value of food, you stuck-up prince!” Sanji snapped back, his eyes blazing with indignation.
“Shut the hell up!” Niji fired back, clearly irritated. He waved his hand, calling over the head chef, Cossette. “This vile slop you served us caused my brother to upset me!” His voice dripped with disdain as he held up the dish, ready to hurl it.
Before Niji could throw it, Sanji sprang up, his anger reaching its peak. “You low-life bastard! Are you trying to leave a scar on a lady's face?” he yelled, stepping between Niji and Cossette.
Sanji POV..
I couldn’t stand these arrogant bastards. The way they carried themselves, like they owned the world, made my blood boil. But what stoked the flames of my fury even more was the fact that Ichiji was using Y/N, my darling princess, my fiancée (a lie, but it gave me a sense of grounding), as a pawn in his twisted game. And to make matters worse, Niji almost hit Cossette! A woman! Was he trying to scar her face?
“Huh, a lady?” Niji scoffed, his tone dripping with disdain. “How stupid are you defending a kitchen wench?” He grinned as if relishing the chaos.
I crouched down, looking at the food that was now strewn across the floor. “Now there’s food all over the floor,” I said, eyeing the mess.
“It’s called aligot,” I said, “and it’s made with cheese blended with mashed potatoes. Potatoes are very nutritious. I assume this fine concoction, due to your noble status, was chosen for you—a fine course for breakfast.” I shoved a spoonful into my mouth, relishing the rich flavors.
“Don’t, Master Sanji! Royal blood mustn’t eat off the floor!” Cossette chimed in beside me, her voice a mixture of concern and urgency.
“The flavor is impeccable,” I muttered, still chewing.
“Poverty has done a number on you, Sanji! Don’t taint our bloodline!” Niji spat, advancing toward me, fists clenched. Just as he was about to land a hit, I locked eyes with him.
“Think of the wedding! Stop!” Father’s voice cut through the tension, and Niji halted his strike, though his rage simmered beneath the surface.
“I’m embarrassed to even be related to you! Disrespecting food is one thing, but raising your hand to a woman is sick!” I said, my gaze now directed toward Ichiji. “And forcing a woman into a marriage she didn’t want is vile!”
“Just because you’re stuck-up princes doesn’t mean you can treat women like dirt!” I shouted, feeling the heat rising in my chest. “Everything you guys do goes against my principles.”
“Oh, Sanji, your head is tainted by the ideologies of the weak! Ever since we were children, your thinking has been incomprehensible! Royalty abides by its own set of rules; you’re out of touch,” Ichiji retorted, his voice dripping with condescension.
“The last thing I want to hear is something out of your mouth!” I yelled back, my anger boiling over.
“Could it be that your ideologies were tainted by this man?” Father interjected, holding up a picture of Zeff, his eyes glinting with malicious intent.
“Big Mom’s information network is impressive,” he continued. “I believe this is a recent photo. Is something wrong? You’re turning white as a ghost,” he taunted.
My eyes widened in horror as the realization sank in.
“In other words, this is just a precaution. I won’t hesitate to relieve this man of his head if you don’t abide by the terms,” he said, his voice low and threatening.
“I wouldn’t do anything drastic if I were you. Forget your friends, accept your marriage to Pudding quietly, and let the princess marry Ichiji. Do that, and everything will work out just fine.”
Panic surged through me as my mind flashed back to the moment Zeff saved me when I was only eight years old, pulling me from the depths of despair, the Baratie, my first real home. His life was on the line now, just like King’s and all of Y/N’s loved ones were at risk. And here I was, completely powerless.
We were both stuck, and there was nothing I could do to stop this.
“Let’s have a peaceful wedding ceremony,” Father said, his voice as cold and commanding as ever. “We will be having lunch with Big Mom and Pudding today, so go get ready shortly.” His eyes glinted with expectation as he leaned back, fully confident in his control over the situation. “Any objections, Sanji?” he added, a subtle smirk tugging at the corner of his lips, daring me to speak up.
I stood there, fists clenched at my sides, staring down at the floor as a storm of emotions churned inside me. Anger, frustration, helplessness—they all threatened to boil over, but what could I say? What could I do that wouldn’t put Zeff, Y/N, and everyone I cared about in danger?
My head bowed in defeat, the weight of everything crashing down on me. Zeff’s life hung in the balance, Y/N was being manipulated, and I was being pushed into a corner with no way out. All for the sake of some twisted family plan to strengthen Germa and align with Big Mom.
Now, I’m faced with another dilemma, and believe me when I say—I truly hate it here. This isn’t my family. These people, with their arrogance and cruelty, they’ve never been my family. I left them behind a long time ago. But here I am, shackled to them once again, powerless to protect the people I love.
All I want is to escape this nightmare. But for now, I have no choice but to play along. For Zeff. For Y/N. I grit my teeth and prepare for the charade to continue.
Y/N POV..
We finally made it to where Luffy was, just in time to see Kingbaum slam into General Cracker. "That went better than expected! Kingbaum, Luffy! Are you okay?" Nami asked with concern, glancing back at Luffy as we all tried to catch our breath.
"Luffy, you alright?" I echoed, worry filling my voice.
“Nami, Y/N… I need time to recover from Bounce Man,” Luffy replied, his voice weak and strained.
“What?” Nami asked, wide-eyed.
“Luffy needs at least ten minutes to regain his strength. Bounce Man always takes a lot out of him," I explained, remembering the toll it had taken on him during his battle against Doflamingo back in Dressrosa.
“Alright, I’ll look after you until you rest up,” Nami said as she turned to the homies. “You! Bring Luffy to us and protect him until ten minutes have passed.”
“You gotta do what she commands, homies!” Kingbaum ordered.
The homies quickly dragged Luffy up to us. “Thanks, guys,” Luffy muttered weakly.
“Don’t thank us yet; save your energy,” Nami urged, her voice tight as we heard General Cracker approaching once again.
“That’s our cue, let’s go!” Nami shouted as Kingbaum picked up the pace, trying to get away from Cracker.
“I feel so ashamed!” Kingbaum wept as he lumbered forward.
“Let’s try not to get caught! Pick up the pace!” Nami urged, her voice tense.
“Son of a birch!” Kingbaum cursed. "He's gonna catch up! Can’t you go any faster?” Nami yelled, panic rising in her voice.
“How many minutes have passed?” I asked, my eyes scanning the dense forest ahead.
“Not even the full ten!” Nami replied, clearly agitated.
“Let’s speed it up, you guys!” Nami commanded.
Suddenly, Kingbaum stopped dead in his tracks. “Why’d we stop?” I asked, immediately on alert.
“Who’s this guy?!” Nami cried out, her voice filled with fear as the homies trembled around us.
The homies murmured in terror, “That’s… General Cracker!”
“You mean to tell me General Cracker isn’t an actual biscuit cracker?” I said, half in disbelief.
“That’s not the point!” Nami snapped as we found ourselves surrounded by Cracker’s biscuit soldiers once more.
Cracker grinned menacingly. “Hmm, so humor me, Kingbaum. Want to explain why you’re helping the Straw Hats?” he asked, his voice dripping with mockery.
“Well… you see, I…,” Kingbaum stammered in fear before Cracker sliced off the top of his trunk in one swift motion.
“Ahhh!” Kingbaum howled in pain.
“I’ll just kill you all instead,” Cracker declared coldly as several homies fell, lifeless, around us.
“This guy is scary…” Nami muttered under her breath.
“You surprised? I’m one of the Sweet Three Generals,” Cracker said, pride in his voice.
“Nami, leave this one to me,” I said firmly, my resolve hardening. "I’ll buy us some time."
I reached up and tightened Zoro’s bandana around my head, feeling a sense of comfort in its presence, as if Zoro’s fighting spirit were with me. The fabric hugged my forehead like a protective charm, giving me the focus I needed for the battle ahead. I drew my sword, my fingers gripping the hilt as I pressed the blue gemstone embedded in its handle. A powerful surge of energy pulsed through my veins, different this time—cool and fierce. Ice began to spread over the blade, glistening with blue electricity crackling along its edges.
“Nami, make sure the homies protect Luffy, okay?” I said, my voice steady as I stepped forward to face Cracker.
Cracker grinned, clearly entertained. “And who might you be?” he sneered.
I clenched my left hand, feeling the power surging within me. Without hesitation, I leaped into the air, my blade radiating with frost and lightning.
“Ice Shards!” I cried out, channeling the ice energy in my blade, releasing a barrage of sharp, freezing projectiles that sliced through the air with deadly precision.
The shards spun through the air like frozen stars, aimed directly at Cracker, shattering his biscuit soldiers on contact.
I smirked, stepping forward with confidence. “I’m sure by now you know who I am,” I said, tilting my head, amusement in my tone.
Cracker smirked back, clearly unfazed. “You’re Princess Y/N from the Straw Hat Pirates,” he said coldly.
“In the flesh,” I responded with a mock bow, adding a bit of flair for good measure.
“You think you can humor me with your games?!” Cracker snarled, clearly annoyed.
“Humor? Maybe,” I teased, “but I’m also here to kick your ass.” I straightened up, my eyes narrowing as Cracker clapped his hands, summoning another pair of biscuit soldiers.
“Why not just face me yourself? Forget the biscuits,” I challenged as one of the soldiers lunged at me. I reacted quickly, doing a one-handed backflip, using the momentum to lift my right leg and crack the biscuit soldier's hardened exterior with a single blow.
“Now,” I said, smirking even wider, “are you ready to fight for real? Or are you compensating for something?”
“You’ve definitely been around Zoro way too long, Y/N!” Nami yelled from behind, exasperated.
I chuckled, glancing back at her briefly. “Maybe I have… or maybe it’s his lucky bandana I’m wearing.” I tugged at the bandana tied around my forehead with a wink before turning my full attention back to Cracker.
The electricity and ice continued to course through my blade, the tension rising as Cracker’s grin faded into a more serious expression. This fight was only just beginning.
Cracker’s smirk turned sinister as he eyed me. “Are you sure Straw Hat can’t back you up? Pretty foolish of you to attack me on your own,” he taunted.
I met his gaze without flinching. “I have a duty to protect my captain. If he’s down and I gotta step up, then so be it,” I said with determination. A smirk tugged at the corner of my lips. “Besides, it looks to me like you’re all talk and no action, biscuits.”
Cracker’s eyes darkened, his grin disappearing. “Kill her,” he commanded, his voice cold and deadly.
As the two biscuit soldiers lunged at me, their swords gleaming in the sunlight, I leaped into the air, dodging their attack with ease. While suspended mid-air, I tightened my grip on my sword and swung it with precision, summoning the power imbued within.
"King, I hope this is what you had in mind when teaching me this technique," I whispered to myself, my heart pounding with adrenaline.
"Ice Fang!" I shouted, feeling the blade's cold energy surge forward. A wave of sharp, icy spikes shot out from my sword, racing toward the biscuit soldiers. The ice spread across their bodies, freezing them solid in a matter of seconds.
Landing gracefully, I straightened up and smirked. The frozen soldiers stood motionless for a moment before they shattered into a thousand pieces with a loud crack, scattering across the battlefield.
My gaze shifted back to Cracker, who was now glaring at me with fury.
"You’re gonna have to do better than biscuits," I said, confident as ever, gripping my sword tighter. Suddenly, a biscuit soldier appeared behind me, catching me off guard. I faltered for a moment but quickly dodged as another one emerged from the ground. Cracker now stood tall, smirking.
"Not bad, you're rather quick on your feet," Cracker remarked. Before I could react, he appeared behind me. "But you left your back wide open!" He swung his sword, but I managed to block his attack, tumbling from the force. I scrambled to my feet, meeting his gaze.
"Is that son of Germa really that important to you?" he taunted.
"You don’t get it," I snapped, standing firm. "Sanji may be a lot of things, but he’s one of a kind. And if the roles were reversed, he would do everything in his power to protect us!"
"Touchy," Cracker sneered, laughing.
"Are we going to talk, or are you actually going to do something?" I shot back, smirking. "Again, not a good look for you, Mr. Overcompensating."
"I’m not too fond of pain," Cracker growled, lunging at me. "But I doubt you can stop me anyway!"
Switching my sword from my right to my left hand, I clenched my left fist and dashed past him, taunting, "Over here!" He spun around, but I dashed once more, using the momentum to strike. Clenching my right hand this time, I punched him in the abdomen, sending him flying a few feet away. I breathed heavily, trying to steady myself.
Cracker recovered quickly, lunging at me again. I raised my sword to block his attack, but his strikes were relentless, forcing me to fall back with each blow.
"You're quite a feisty one, aren’t you?" he said, amused.
"So I've been told," I muttered, struggling to catch my breath.
"Marriage or not," Cracker grinned, "I think I’m going to take my sweet time killing you." He raised his sword, preparing to strike.
Suddenly, a familiar voice rang out. "Don’t you touch her!" Cracker was sent flying, crashing into the ground. Luffy stood there, glaring at him.
"Y/N is part of my crew!" Luffy declared. I let out a sigh of relief, collapsing onto my back for a brief moment.
"Sorry I took so long," Luffy said, flashing me a smile.
I got up and smiled back at him. "It's fine, biscuits all yours."
With a graceful leap, I landed back inside King Baum’s mouth. Nami immediately hugged me tightly.
"You scared me back there!" she exclaimed, her voice trembling.
"Sorry about that, Nami," I said softly, placing my sword behind me and falling to my knees, feeling the weight of the battle finally catch up to me.
"Cocky punk, it does take a lot of nerve to pick a fight with Mama," Cracker sneered, glaring at Luffy.
"Hey Nami, Y/N, have the trees protect you," Luffy said, never taking his eyes off Cracker. Nami nodded confidently, pulling out Lola’s Vivre Card with a grin, knowing it would render the homies powerless.
Cracker’s expression darkened. "Those traitorous trees and your friends are next, of course."
But Luffy wasn’t paying attention to Cracker's threats. Instead, his focus was on the burnt biscuits littering the battlefield. "That smells good," he muttered, his stomach growling.
"They’re still food!" Luffy’s eyes lit up. "Then that makes it easy!"
Nami smirked and pulled out a Weather Egg. "Rain Spark!" she called, unleashing rain from the sky. The biscuit soldiers, hard and durable, quickly softened under the downpour.
"I get it—you soften the biscuits!" I exclaimed, realizing Nami’s plan.
With the biscuits softened, Luffy wasted no time. He began tearing into them, eating each one with fervor as Cracker summoned more.
Cracker clapped his hands, summoning a fresh wave of biscuit soldiers, but they were no match for the hungry pirate. "Yum, these are good," Luffy said, his mouth full, barely slowing down between bites.
"That son of a birch is eating the biscuits!" Kingbaum exclaimed in disbelief. Every time Cracker created new soldiers, Luffy devoured them just as quickly.
"What is with this guy?!" Cracker yelled, frustration evident as Luffy ate the biscuits faster than they could attack.
"Luffy, let's fall back for a sec," Nami suggested, trying to pull him away from the endless biscuits.
"No way, I’m eating them all," Luffy replied stubbornly, his face determined.
Nami smirked, knowing exactly how to get his attention. "What if I told you I can make them more delicious?"
Luffy's eyes widened with excitement. "More delicious?! Let’s go!" He immediately followed us, dragging the biscuit soldiers along with him.
Minutes passed, and Luffy had eaten every biscuit Cracker could produce, leaving the Sweet General visibly rattled.
"Luffy is really putting in the work," I said to Nami, watching in awe as Luffy continued to devour the endless biscuit army.
"When it comes to food, there’s no stopping him," Nami laughed.
"You little punk!" Cracker shouted, incredulous. "How are you still eating?!"
"How much more can his stomach take?" Kingbaum whispered in disbelief. "He’s going to explode!"
"Looks like Cracker is starting to wear out," I said to Nami, eyeing the Sweet Commander as his exhaustion began to show. His movements were sluggish, and the frustration on his face was undeniable.
"As for you, King Baum," Cracker growled, his tone dripping with malice, "Mama is going to be furious about your betrayal."
He turned his attention back to me, his expression twisted with irritation. "This would’ve been over long ago if you hadn’t saved that insufferable woman," he sneered, clearly referring to me.
"My biscuit warriors are supposed to be invincible!" he yelled in frustration, pacing angrily. "And now look! That orange-haired girl reduced them into—into yummy crunchy goodness!" His voice cracked as he tried to keep up his pride.
I couldn’t help but smirk, taking full advantage of his moment of weakness. "Again with the biscuits," I said, stepping forward confidently. "You’re really overcompensating for something, Cracker. It’s okay to admit you can’t perform... well," I added with a teasing smile, placing my hand on the bandana Zoro had given me, now tied around my head. "Maybe it’s just not your day."
Cracker’s face flushed with anger as he gritted his teeth. "You insolent—"
"Stop your whining! This is a pirate battle!" Nami interrupted with a fierce glare. "So what if I found out your weakness? It doesn't mean you can take it out on my underlings!"
I burst out laughing. "Ooooh, underlings! Y'all just got dropped a tier, homies!" I teased, wiping away fake tears of laughter.
"What?! Underlings! Is that what we’re reduced to now?!" one of the homies exclaimed in disbelief.
"Is that a problem?" Nami asked coolly, waving Lola's Vivre Card in her hand.
"No, ma’am!" the homies responded, shrinking back under the power of the card.
Meanwhile, Luffy continued to stuff his face with biscuits, much to Cracker’s horror. "So you’re finally full!" Cracker shouted, desperate to end the madness.
"He’s just getting started!" Nami retorted, though even she was starting to look concerned. Luffy's belly was swollen beyond comprehension.
"Nami, he looks like he’s going to pop," I said, half concerned, half in awe of Luffy’s appetite.
"There’s no way he can eat more!" the homies yelled, eyes wide with shock.
"I don’t need you to throw up to win this!" Cracker bellowed, rushing toward Luffy with his sword raised. "I’ll slice you up!"
"Careful, Luffy!" I yelled, gripping my sword.
But Luffy, grinning from ear to ear, was unfazed. "Joke's on you! I’m stuffed with power! Muscle Balloon!" Luffy shouted, inflating his body further by blowing into his arm, swelling to an enormous size.
"What the hell?" Cracker stammered, suddenly backing away, realizing too late what was about to happen.
"Fourth Gear, go!" Luffy declared, his body transforming into an even bigger, more intimidating form. "I call this Tank Man: Stuffed Version!"
Cracker attempted to slash at Luffy, but his attack did nothing to the hulking form. "You’ve pushed me over the edge! It’s over—time to die!" Cracker screamed in frustration, trying desperately to land a blow on Luffy.
Suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light. Nami and I shielded our eyes. "Luffy!" we shouted, worried.
When the light faded, Cracker was being sucked into Luffy’s massive form. "Gomu Gomu no Cannonball!" Luffy roared, launching Cracker far into the distance, his biscuit soldiers crumbling into pieces.
"He did it!" Nami and I screamed in unison, hugging each other in excitement.
"Luffy, you alright?" Nami asked as we rushed over to him.
"Uh-huh," he groaned, clearly exhausted but triumphant.
"It looks like you’re shrinking," Nami observed, noticing Luffy’s body deflating slowly.
"That’s because Fourth Gear uses a lot of energy," Luffy explained, his voice tired but still full of satisfaction. He lay back, too full to move.
Suddenly, from behind a tree, Pound stepped out. "So, there you are!" Nami exclaimed.
"Pound! You were hiding this whole time?!" I yelled, shaking my head in disbelief.
"Kind of... I ran away so Cracker wouldn't kill me. I for sure thought you were going to lose," said Pound, rubbing his neck nervously.
"Wow, such faith," I said, rolling my eyes at his bluntness.
"Kind of blunt, don’t you think?" Nami added with a sigh.
"That was scary... but we won!" Nami exclaimed, her face lighting up with a grin as we both laughed and cheered in victory.
We glanced over at King Baum, Pound, and the other homies, who weren't exactly celebrating. "Would it kill you to cheer? We beat one of Big Mom's top fighters, after all!" Nami shouted, hands on her hips.
Pound, still looking frantic, responded, "Listen, you're in much more trouble than before! Once Mama's rage is awakened, there's no stopping her! In other words, you need to get the heck out of here before she finds out what you did to her boys!"
"She can get as mad as she wants; I don’t care! I’m the one who should be mad here!" Luffy grumbled from the ground, still too full to move. "How could Sanji leave without telling us why? All we got is a dumb note!"
"You're right, Captain," I said, feeling the frustration boil up inside me. "I'mma knock some sense into him for writing me that note and saying we were engaged!" My voice was laced with annoyance, fists clenched as I thought about the situation.
Nami smirked at me, her frustration mirroring mine. "Honestly, what was he thinking?" she muttered under her breath.
"We only made it this far using Pudding’s map, and no one has seen Pekoms," said Luffy. "We should have gotten Sanji by now, but he didn’t show up at the coast. I don’t know if they got lost or if this is a trap. Once Sanji gets married, he'll be part of Big Mom's crew, and it'll be too late. We have to get moving!"
Luffy, still struggling to get up from the ground, groaned in determination. "Cracker did say there was a ceremony today." "It’s still morning; we might have enough time to stop them!" Nami said, a glimmer of hope in her voice.
"Hey, tree! You know where the castle is?" Luffy called out.
King Baum hesitated before replying, "Yes…"
"Good, you're carrying me there!" Luffy declared with renewed energy.
"I refus—" King Baum started, but quickly clammed up when Nami pulled out the vivre card with a threatening smile.
"We’re taking Sanji back and stopping your wedding, Y/N," Luffy said firmly, his voice full of resolve.
"Oh, Y/N, here’s your bag," Nami said, suddenly remembering. She handed me my satchel, and I grinned.
"Thanks, Nami," I said, relieved to have it back. I pressed all three gemstones on my sword, watching as it shrunk before placing one of the blades inside the bag, the other securely fastened to my thigh halter.
With a final glance at the others, I gave a confident nod. "Alright, I’m ready."
Sanji POV…
As I entered the chariot, my heart felt heavier with every passing second. My mind raced, torn between the decision I was being forced to make and the things I truly cherished. Everything I loved… it was slipping away. The thought of being married made me sick to my core, but what choice did I have? If I wanted to save my friends... if I wanted to keep Zeff safe… if I wanted to keep y/n safe… I had no other option. This wasn’t just about me anymore.
I clenched my fists, the cursed bracelets around my wrists reminding me that my hands—my livelihood—were at stake. No matter what I wanted, one wrong move, and they’d be gone forever. I couldn’t even protect Y/N. I couldn’t stop Ichiji from marrying her. The memories flooded in—the Baratie, Zeff’s tough love, the day I met Y/N, her smile, our adventures with the crew. Every moment felt so distant now, as if they were slipping from my grasp, just like her.
Stuck between Niji and Yonji, I couldn’t move. Their smug faces on either side of me made my blood boil. I knew if I tried to make a break for it, they'd be on me in seconds, and the bracelets would do the rest of the damage. They’d already proven that.
Y/N POV..
"Well, we’re finally out of that hell of a forest," I sighed, resting my back on King Baum’s head as we moved through the open area. Luffy was resting as well, while Nami sat beside him, trying to catch her breath.
Suddenly, a familiar voice called out, "Nami! You guys! Can you hear me?!"
"It’s Chopper!" Nami exclaimed, holding up a small glass shard, which Chopper's voice came through. Relief and tension both surged through me. At least Chopper was okay.
"We’ve got a big problem! It’s Sanji! He’s heading to Big Mom right now!" Chopper’s frantic words echoed.
“Crap!” I muttered under my breath, heart pounding.
"We’re heading to the castle too!" Nami responded quickly, trying to gather more information.
"What about Brook and Pedro?" I asked, the worry creeping in. We hadn’t heard from them at all, and I couldn’t help but feel a gnawing anxiety over their safety.
"We haven’t heard from them at all," Nami added, glancing at me with shared concern.
Suddenly, Chopper’s voice broke into panic, his screams growing louder before the shard shattered in Nami’s hand.
“Is everything alright, Chopper?!” I yelled, but it was no use. The shard was broken. I stared at the pieces on the ground, feeling helpless. "How are they going to communicate now?" I muttered.
Nami knelt down, picking up one of the broken shards. "I hope they’re okay," she whispered softly.
"Poor Sanji..." Nami added, her voice filled with sorrow.
“These bastards have got another thing coming, that’s for sure,” I said through gritted teeth, clenching my right hand as I felt the familiar red electricity surge through me, a fierce wave of anger rolling over me.
Luffy, now back to normal size after shrinking down, muttered in his sleep, "Give me meat."
Nami and I exchanged amused glances. "Meat?!" I chuckled, shaking my head. "He would have meat dreams after eating those biscuits."
"Hey there! You’ve got good luck!" King Baum’s voice broke through, as he picked up speed.
"Why is that?" Nami asked.
"There they are," King Baum replied, pointing ahead.
"What?!" I exclaimed, my heart racing as I leaned forward.
"That’s Germa 66," he said, his voice filled with urgency.
“Is Sanji with them?” Luffy asked as he suddenly woke up, leaping off King Baum’s head and running ahead.
“Luffy, wait!” Nami yelled, but it was too late. He was already off.
"Sanji!" Nami and I shouted, waving as we saw him up ahead.
But just as we got close, Sanji… he kicked Luffy.
"Sanji, what the heck’s gotten into you?!" Nami screamed, her voice filled with shock.
"Sanji..." I whispered, my heart dropping as I stared at him in disbelief. What had happened to him? Why was he acting this way?
"Leave my sight, you bunch of lowlife pirates," Sanji spat, his voice cold and unrecognizable. "Make no mistake, I’ve always been a Vinsmoke, which makes me a prince of the Germa Kingdom."
I tensed, my mind reeling. "What the hell is he saying?" I whispered, feeling both disbelief and frustration boiling inside me. Both Nami and I stood frozen, watching the scene unfold before us.
Sanji continued, "I kept all of this a secret because knowing this would’ve made things harder for you."
I couldn’t take it anymore. Standing up, I slowly took off Zoro’s bandana from my head, folding it carefully and placing it into my satchel, along with one of my blades and my sword. "Nami, I leave this with you," I said, my voice steady but filled with determination.
“What are you…?” Nami looked at me, confused and concerned.
"Just make sure no one takes it, please. And if they do… well, they’ll be in for a surprise," I added, smirking slightly despite the weight of the moment. "Can you do that for me, Nami?" I asked, looking at her intently, knowing this was something important for me to trust her with.
Nami nodded, still looking unsure of my next move. Before I could even say anything more, Sanji's voice cut through the air like a blade.
"It’s noble of you to come all the way over here and get me, but you’ve wasted your time. I’m not leaving. I’ve already forgotten your name," he said coldly, every word sharper than the last.
His words felt like a punch in the gut, fueling the anger already burning inside me. My heart pounded in my chest, disbelief turning to frustration and rage. This wasn’t the Sanji I knew, the Sanji who cared about his friends, about us.
“What a liar,” Luffy yelled, his frustration matching my own. “You think I’m gonna buy that?!”
The tension in the air was suffocating, and I could feel the red electricity sparking through my fingertips again. My patience was at its limit. Sanji's words cut deep, but I wasn’t about to let him walk away so easily, especially not with those lies.
Sanji POV… (Play La Media Vuelta By Luis Miguel here)
Stuck between Niji and Yonji, I felt like I was trapped in a cage. Their smug expressions were infuriating, and my blood boiled at the sight of them. I knew any attempt to escape would be met with swift punishment, and these cursed bracelets would make sure of that. Just the thought of them made my fists clench tighter.
Suddenly, a familiar voice broke through the chaos. "Hey! Sanji!" I turned my head, eyes widening in disbelief as I saw Luffy charging forward with with a giant tree.
“that idiot managed to make it to Whole Cake Island?! “What’s with that tree?!” yelled Yonji, incredulous.
"Sanji!" Nami called out, waving her arms with a look of determination. “We finally made it! I was afraid we’d be too late!”
Her voice sent a jolt of relief through me, but it quickly faded when I noticed the way Niji and Yonji's eyes lit up at the sight of y/n. Their smugness only grew, and the protective instinct within me flared.
“There’s my beloved,” Ichiji said, his eyes heart-shaped as he gazed at Y/N, which made my blood boil even more.
“Ichiji, your wife’s here,” Yonji added, still eyeing Y/N, and I wanted nothing more than to gauge their eyes out for the way they were looking at her.
The situation felt like a ticking time bomb. I had to keep them safe. “What are they doing here?” I muttered, panic rising in my throat.
“How amusing, that’s Straw Hat Luffy,” Judge remarked, his voice dripping with disdain.
“Hey! We came here to pick you up!” Luffy shouted, tipping over the calicoat as he stumbled. “You said you’d be back, but I didn’t want to wait. You know me. I was going to come with just Y/N, but it turned into a whole thing!”
My mind raced, battling between relief and fear. I couldn’t let them get caught up in this mess. I glanced at my cuffs, knowing that if I made a break for it, they would explode, and I couldn’t risk that.
“Zoro took a team and headed to the land of Wano,” Luffy continued, unaware of the suffocating tension surrounding us.
“And what’s this I hear? You’re engaged to Y/N! Why didn’t you tell us? We could have done something back at the Sunny!” His words hit me like a wave of ice-cold water.
Luffy, Y/N, Nami… please forgive me… I thought, the weight of my helplessness crushing down on me. In an instant, I made my decision. I couldn’t let them get any closer to this danger.
“Sanji, what the heck’s gotten into you?!” Nami shouted, disbelief etched across her face. I could see the hurt in her eyes, and it twisted my heart even more.
“Leave my sight, you bunch of low-class pirates!” I spat, my voice heavy with disdain. “Make no mistake, I’ve always been a Vinsmoke, which makes me a prince of the Germa Kingdom. I kept all this a secret from you because knowing this would have made things harder.”
Luffy’s stunned expression made me feel even worse, but I pushed on. “As you can see, there’s a clear difference in our standings now. If I stay here, I’ll have all the servants, soldiers, and riches I could ever dream of.” Each word felt like daggers in my chest, but I had to make them believe I meant it.
The way Nami flinched at my words was like a punch to the gut. I was losing them—losing everything I cared about. But I had to protect them. I had to protect Y/N, even if it meant sacrificing my own heart.
“Sanji…” I heard Y/N whisper, her voice cracking as she processed my betrayal. I couldn't look at her; I was afraid of what I might see. Would she understand? Would she forgive me for playing this role?
Inside, I was trembling. I was stuck between wanting to protect them and the cold, harsh reality of my situation. “If I stay here, I’ll have all the servants, soldiers, and riches I could ever dream of. What more could I want?” I sneered, my voice laced with disdain.
“So I could go to that crappy ship with you and your friends and go on a dumb adventure,” I sneered, forcing a smirk that felt more like a grimace. “Or I can stay right here and marry the beautiful daughter of a wealthy and powerful emperor. Now, which of those would make me happier?” I took a deep breath, preparing to drive the final nail in the coffin. “Here, I’ll spell it out: I just wrote that note to get you off my back.”
“Yeah? Well, what about my note, Sanji?” The voice was unmistakable, cutting through the tension like a knife. Y/N came down from the tree, her eyes ablaze with anger. If looks could kill, I’d be dead by now.
“You wrote some bold statements on my note. Here, I even have it.” She pulled it out from her chest, and my heart sank. I couldn’t bear to look at her, knowing I had shattered everything.
As she stood there, I took in her appearance for the first time. Behind the rage, I could see the signs of her struggle. Her white dress was covered in dirt, her sleeve torn off, and deep scratches marred her legs. But she still looked beautiful—my princess, my everything.
���Y/N, I’m sorry for what I’m about to say,” I thought, wishing I could take it all back. I wanted to hold her, to tell her it was all a lie, that I would never marry Pudding. I wanted to confess how I felt about her, to explain that her reckless plan—her being in Dressrosa and me sailing here—almost cost me my sanity.
I wanted to tell her she was the only one I wanted to be with, that I regretted every moment I didn’t fight for her. I wanted to prove I was the man she deserved, especially after that disaster back on Fishman Island.
But instead, I clenched my fists and said the words that would cut deeper than any blade: “You mean absolutely nothing to me.”
Every syllable felt like poison as it left my mouth, and I hated myself for it. I saw her expression shift, hurt washing over her features. It was a look I knew I’d never forget. But I had to keep my distance, keep her safe. And as much as it broke me, I had to see this through.
“You mean absolutely nothing to me,” I repeated, my voice cold, the words feeling like shards of glass in my throat.
Nami’s voice cut through the tension like a lightning bolt. “Say the truth, Sanji! That wasn’t what you said to Pudding!”
The air around us grew thick with tension, and I could see Y/N tense at Nami’s words, her eyes flashing with uncertainty and pain.
“I told her that I didn’t care about Y/N,” I said, each word a betrayal I loathed, “and that I didn’t love her.” I hated myself for saying it, each syllable a dagger to my own heart.
“Stop lying!” Nami shouted, her voice filled with desperation.
I glanced over at Y/N, and she raised her hand, turning toward Nami with a broken smile. “It’s okay, Nami,” she said softly, but I could see the pain etched in her features, the tears threatening to spill over. I wanted to wipe them away, to tell her that none of it was true, that I did love her, that she was my princess, and that we were engaged. I didn’t care if that part was a lie; the love I felt for Y/N was as real as the air I breathed.
“You know,” she began, her voice steady but strained, “you can insult me or try to convince me that what you’re saying is true, but I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me.” Her gaze locked onto mine, fierce and unwavering. “Tell me you want this… tell me you hate me! I want to hear it from your mouth! Tell me you hate me, obliterate me with your words; I don’t care! Tell me that I mean nothing to you once again, that you want to be with Pudding and live that fantasy of a life. Tell me that you found a love that understands you and loves you more than anyone! And if that is truly what you want, and you can look me in the eyes and say it, I will turn around, and I will be gone with the sun by dusk.”
Her words hit me like a tsunami, each one crashing into me, suffocating me. I opened my mouth to respond, but all I could manage was, “I…”
“Tell me now!” she yelled, the pain in her voice laced with desperation as her body was surrounded by an aura of red electricity, crackling in tune with her emotions.
What is this? I thought, my heart racing. I was caught in the whirlwind of my own lies and her heartache, a maelstrom that threatened to tear us both apart. Her gaze pierced through me, and I could see the flicker of hope in her eyes as she waited for my response, and it crushed me further.
I was losing her, losing everything, and yet, here I was, shackled by my own choices, unable to break free. I wanted to scream the truth, to confess everything—to tell her how much she meant to me. But the weight of my lies held me down, suffocating the words in my throat. I was drowning in the consequences of my actions.
The electricity around Y/N crackled even more fiercely, her hurt and fury tangible. Every second I remained silent was another moment she drifted further away from me. This was it. This was the moment she would leave if I didn’t speak the truth.
But I couldn’t. My lips trembled, but the words never came.
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You're The Only Girl for Me- Chapter 6
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Kayla Braxton stared at the latest update from an Instagram page called TheUsos_Source. She honestly couldn’t believe what she was reading. Josh took Airielle on a date? Airielle had willingly gone out on a date with Josh after everything Kayla had told her?
Kayla went to Airielle’s instagram and clicked on her story, immediately feeling sick once she saw the flowers Airielle had posted. So just fuck girl code right? Kayla gritted her teeth as she rolled her eyes and threw her phone down on the bed next to her.
December 11th 2020
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Airielle was on cloud nine. It had been 18 days since her first kiss with Josh while they weren’t officially boyfriend and girlfriend yet, they sure did act like it. No matter where they went, he always made sure to bring her flowers, whether they were going to the gym together or to the grocery store, he always bought flowers. She hung out with him at Trin and Jon’s house when they weren’t in Orlando for Smackdown- much to Yasmine’s dismay. He had wanted to spend Thanksgiving together but she declined. She was not ready to meet his family. She had thought that he was upset but he told her he understood and that she definitely had to come to Christmas dinner.
Airielle groaned as she hit another dead end in the arena. The WWE had moved from the Amway center to Tropicana Field and Airielle was having a hard time finding her way, she kept getting turned around. Josh had asked her to meet him in catering for lunch but she was lost. She pulled out her phone to text him. He told her to send him her location and he would come find her. She huffed as she jumped up on one of the nearby equipment boxes and pulled out her phone so she could scroll on instagram.
“Hi.” She jumped startled by the voice. “I aint mean to scare you.” He said smiling before holding out his hand to her. “I’m Raymond. I don’t think we’ve met.” When she didn’t shake his hand he added “I work in production, that’s probably why you never seen me before. I’m normally out in the truck.” Airielle nodded before grasping his hand and shaking it.
“Airielle Jones.”
“I know who you are. Talk of the town.” She frowned and arched her eyebrow at him.
“Excuse me? He looked down at their still connected hands and grinned as she snatched her hand out of his.
“Yo Rih, you good?” Airielle smiled over at Josh and hopped off the equipment box and walked over to him. Raymond noticed Josh’s hostile tone and raised his hands up defensively.
“Relax, homie. I was just introducing myself.” Josh bit the inside of his cheek as he glared over at Raymond. He 100 percent didn’t like this man and Raymond knew that. Airielle glazed between the two of them before grabbing Josh’s hand, breaking their staring contest.
“You good?” He asked again, his eyes softening once his gaze fell on her.
“She good Uce, relax.” Josh glared back over at Raymond and sucked his teeth.
“The fuck you still doin’ here?” Raymond chuckled before, turning and walking away from them. When Josh turned his attention back to Airielle she was looking at him with a disappointed expression. “Sorry” he said sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck. “I don’t like him, never did”
Airielle rolled her eyes with a grin. “Come on,” She said, grabbing his hand again. She started to walk but then stopped and turned towards him. “I don’t know where I’m going.” He laughed before leading her towards catering.
After eating lunch with Josh and Joe, Airielle decided to go to hair and make-up to get ready for Smackdown. She smiled at Kayla who was also getting her makeup done. The smile quickly vanished off of her face when Kayla glared back at her. Airielle knew that Kayla must’ve seen the instagram posts. But honestly, Airielle didn’t care, Josh and even Kayla herself had said that they weren’t dating, just fucking around, so technically Kayla had no reason to be upset with Airielle.
The air was tense and Kayla’s muttering wasn’t making it any better. Airielle couldn’t hear her but with how Jenny- the hairstylist kept looking at her, Airielle knew Kayla was talking mad shit. Once Kayla had left the area, Jenny turned towards Airielle.
“What the hell happened?” Airielle shook her head, not wanting to gossip.
“I don’t know.” Jenny scoffed.
“I mean, we all seen the instagram account. You do know Kayla and Jey were a thing before you got here?” Airielle took a deep breath and closed her eyes, this Jenny chick was starting to get on her nerves.
“They both said that it was just sex between them.” Airielle shrugged, she felt like she did nothing wrong by going out on a date with Josh.
“And you don’t feel bad?” Jenny scoffed again and Airielle narrowed her eyes at her.
“Leave the girl alone Jen, ” Laura, the make-up artist said and Airielle gave her a small smile thinking that the older woman was on her side. “She’s young and he probably tricked her.” Airielle abruptly stood up from the chair and walked off, officially done with those ladies and that conversation.
“Fuck her” Yasmine spat over the Facetime call. “That bitch lucky I aint there.” Yasmine continued. Airielle sighed but said nothing. That interaction had rubbed her the wrong way and she needed someone to talk to. She wanted to talk to Josh but she knew that he was busy getting ready for the show and she didn’t want to burden him with unnecessary drama.
“You can’t fight my coworkers.” Airielle said laughing lightly. “I mean should I feel bad?” Yasmine immediately shook her head.
“No, and I mean it, don’t go back in there trying to be her friend Airielle. She’s weird as hell.” Airielle signed and tol Yasmine that she would call her back as she was driving back to Pensacola after the show.
Walking back into the arena, Airielle felt like everyone was staring at her, it was weird she walked past a group of girls and they immediately stopped talking, letting Airielle know they were talking about her. Rolling her eyes she went about her business, getting her script for her segment with Kevin Owens, as she was walking towards the viewing area to watch the beginning of the show, Airielle literally bumped right into Kayla, the latter of the two rolling her eyes and grunting in annoyance. Airielle quickly apologized before trying to walk around her but Kayla moved in the same direction she did.
“I trusted you.” Kayla said and Airielle furrowed her eyebrows together.
“What?” Kayla rolled her eyes and crossed her arms over her chest.
“You used me to get close to Jey, I told you how i felt about him and you just said fuck me.” Airielle scoffed.
“No, I did not use you to get close to Josh. I would never do anything like that Kayla. You said y’all weren’t together. Yes, I do feel bad but, things happen, we hung out and I really like him Kayla, I’m sorry.” Kayla huffed and narrowed her eyes at Airielle before shaking her head and walking away.
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