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smartkookiee ¡ 2 days ago
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AFTER A MILLION YEARS CHAPTER FOUR IS OUT LETS GOOOOOOO
How to Lose A Guy in 30 Days! || Series Page
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Jeon Jungkook Series
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❥pairing: Jungkook x Reader
❥genre/rating: strangers to lovers, 18+
❥description: How to Lose A Guy in 30 Days! A guide of what you shouldn't do in the first 30 days of a relationship if you don't want him running for the hills! You get to see my experiment with the things I did wrong in the first 30 days of a brand new relationship.
You have just received your first opportunity to write your own column at Composure Magazine. This is everything that you have ever dreamed of and should be simple enough, drive a guy away in 30 days. Across town Jungkook, who hasn't committed to anyone in years, is issued a bet that he can stay with the same person for one month. Both of you being so head strong to achieve your goals cause a myriad of hilariously disastrous dates, unexpected sparks, and a countdown that neither is ready for. 30 days to fall in love or fall apart. After all, all is fair in love and war.
❥warnings/tags: software engineer!Jungkook, writer!reader, in the universe of How to Lose A Guy in Ten Days, comedy, crack fic??? (Yeaahhh), drinking, swearing, dirty talk, eventual smut, some angst, Y/N is a love girl (sigh), Jungkook used to be a playboy (heavier sigh), fluff, Y/N basically torturing Jungkook, Jungkook will never surrender lmao, I watched the movie recently and I haven't been able to get this idea out of my head (like seriously I plotted out the entire fic in like three hours), you don't have to have seen the movie to get this fic.
❥disclaimer: Fic is cross posted to ao3, every chapter I will give associated warnings and tags that apply.
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CH.1 // CH.2 // CH.3 // CH.4 // CH.5 // CH.6 // CH.7 // CH.8 // CH.9 // CH.10 // CH.11 // CH.12 // CH.13 // CH.14 // CH.15 // CH.16 // CH.17 //
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thewomanofrevelation ¡ 1 month ago
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ALL ABOUT EVE., HTLAGITD/dir. Petrie/2003.
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smartkookiee ¡ 2 months ago
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Impure thoughts about one of my fics rn
okay, but a man talking you through your orgasm. a man who smiles the second you climax and is all "there we go,", is smoothing his hands over your trembling thighs and says "you're shaking so hard, baby," who has to keep your hips down as he tuts "easy, sweetheart, easy, that's just the second one...", who exhales a laugh under his breath as he sweetly inhales the back of your neck, his palm cupping your pulsing cunt when he points out "too much for you, my love? are you getting sore?"
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snowfalledarchived ¡ 3 years ago
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thinking about how ka/te hud/son and matt/hew mc/conaughey could have just given us how to lose a guy in 10 days and stayed legends and then had to go and do fools gold
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aspellingerror ¡ 6 years ago
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making some new killing eve gifsets tonight and also after new ep this weekend...might as well just accept my blog is a shrine to this show now lmao
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romqnticstylez ¡ 3 years ago
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"b99 meets how to lose a guy in 10 days" jily fic
thank u
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smartkookiee ¡ 2 months ago
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Not to like always gush about my own fics but this is how to lose a guy in 30 days jk *pounds my head against the brick wall I built*
The hair the flowers yeaaaaahhhhhhhh
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[389/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡
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smartkookiee ¡ 3 days ago
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How to Lose A Guy in 30 Days || Ch.4 — jjk.
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❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。❀。• *₊°。 ❀° ❥pairing: Jungkook x Reader (she/her, afab) ❥genre/rating: strangers to lovers, 18+ ❥chapter warnings/tags: software engineer!Jungkook, writer!Reader, flirting, some family drama, crazy and manipulative mom stuff, movie night, some domesticity, they are cute for like five seconds before everything goes to shit (whoops), Jimin and Tae being little shits, Jin being a real homie, some heavy misunderstanding and miscommunication ❥word-count: 7.1k ❥Series Masterlist Previous Chapter ||❥|| Next chapter fic is cross posted to ao3 send an ask or comment on post to be added to the tag list. a/n: Hi everyone I know this is a short chapter but I hope you enjoy anyway, this chapter introduces some important stuff so I really like it. Enjoy <3 ❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。❀。• *₊°。 ❀°
Day 07
“12 dates is hilarious.” 
Jin, Ronnie, and Namjoon all snickered as you explained your last date with Jungkook, explaining the end and your sorry excuse to get out of his apartment. 
“I couldn’t think of anything else! I needed some excuse to leave and then he asked me how many dates, and I just thought of the first number that felt ridiculous.” You run your hands through your hair, laughing at yourself. The four of you gathered in your small living room, you had taken to laying on the floor. Picking out fibers from the rug you had. Jin sitting next to you and Namjoon and Ronnie on the couch. 
“What did he say?” Ronnie asked.
Suddenly a buzz from your phone, a small piece of you wondering if maybe it was a text from him. Seeing who it was, your disappointment became evident but you tried to play it off. Not in the mood to respond to who that text actually came from. Setting your phone down on the coffee table face down. 
Thinking back to the shocked and then cool and collected look Jungkook had on his face was amusing, “Oh he was fine with it, maybe a little surprised. Said he just needed to plan for ten more dates.” 
“At least he’s got some class.” Jin poked your forehead. The disappointment from whatever text you got was evident on your face.
He had a lot more class than any of you had given him credit for. “So what comes next for the two of you?” Namjoon asked, curiosity had filled the room the whole morning about what your next steps would be.
Another buzz comes from your phone, you don’t need to check it. You know who it’s from. You ignore it and continue, “Well I think I can start to turn up the heat.” You sit up. “Which is the hard part of all of this.”
“Oh you’ve got this. If you can almost break your own nose in front of him, surely anything else will be a piece of cake.” Ronnie assured you with a wink and you roll your eyes. 
“Still sore to be honest.” You say touching the end of your nose. Remembering the concern on Jungkook’s face when you had hit yourself, it was sweet. 
“When are you going out next? I want to help you plan.” Jin bounced in his spot next to you. 
You placed a hand on his shoulder to hold him in place. “Don’t get ahead of yourself, I haven’t even heard from him.” Another buzz from your phone, you ignore it again. Wishful thinking would make it be Jungkook. 
“Why not call him? Who says you have to wait on the guy?” Namjoon suggests. 
“You think I should?” You felt a little nervous and unsure. 
Ronnie nods, giving Namjoon a pat on the shoulder. “Namjoon's right, plus you’ve already called him so the ice is already broken!” 
Jin, grabs your phone from your coffee table, holding it to you, “Oh do it now! We can help!” 
You take your phone but right at that moment you get another text. Putting it at four already, your face dropped a little as you just ignored them opening your phone. Finding Jungkook’s contact and almost pressing call but suddenly you realized how close everyone was and they were all staring at you with big and intent eyes. You very quickly understood what it felt like to be a fish in a bowl. 
“Okay freaks, I’m doing this in the other room.” You stand to your feet, but Jin pulls you back down and they all protest. 
“No! No no we’ll be good I swear.” Ronnie said, sitting straight up in her spot like you were a teacher. 
“Swear.” Jin crossed over his heart.
“...Fine.” You groan.  You decided to press call. Waiting for a moment, immediately regretting your decision. You didn’t have a single clue what you were going to say. 
The phone rang and rang, it was possible he was busy and you were almost going to hang up. Just as that moment line picked up, there was shuffling on the other end before the line cleared. 
“Hello?” Jungkook’s voice came through the line, he sounded groggy and probably not awake. It was 11 you didn’t think it was too early to call. 
“Hi.” Your voice is turning lighter than you would normally use it. “Uhh good morning! Did I wake you?” 
You look to the others and Namjoon is gesturing for you to put the phone on speaker but you wave him off. One, for the off chance one of them laughs and completely embarrass you. Two, you didn’t need every second of this situation invaded by your friends. 
Jungkook let out a tired laugh, “Yeah but I don’t mind… Good morning.” 
"I was just sort of calling to say hi…" You hesitated, then smiled. "Which I’ve already done, so I guess I could just hang up now."
Jungkook hummed, amusement slipping into his tone. "Well, it’s a good thing you called. I was just having a crazy dream about us." 
“Oh us?” 
"Yeah. Something about you coming over and us having a movie night… details are fuzzy, but that was the gist of it."
“Hmm sounds like a pretty lame dream.” 
"Lame?" Jungkook scoffed. "I thought it was sweet. A classic date formula."
"I’m teasing, can’t mess with a classic. Well, speaking of that." You started, shifting your phone to your other ear. "I was actually going to see if you were free today… or tonight, I guess."
Jungkook made a dramatic show of shuffling around on the other end of the line, as if checking a nonexistent schedule. "Let me see… yep. A whole lot of nothing planned for today."
"Wow, what an eventful life you lead."
"I know. Truly, I’m booked and busy."
You bit back a laugh. "Okay, can I come to yours again? I have some errands on that side of town."
A small fib. You didn’t actually have errands, but you weren’t ready to have Jungkook over at your place. 
"Yeah, that’s fine." Jungkook said easily, followed by a yawn. "Text me some snacks you like, and I’ll go get them."
"Oh, you don’t have to do that."
"I have nothing better to do today anyway." There was a sound of sheets rustling, like he was stretching. "Text me when you’re on your way."
"Alright. See you later."
With that, you ended the call, exhaling deeply before finally looking up—only to find three pairs of eyes locked onto you with identical expressions of giddy anticipation.
You groaned. "Okay, I’m leaving."
Namjoon smirked. "It’s your house."
You stand just to go into your kitchen, honestly trying to step aside. Because you got five more texts in the span of that call. You knew exactly who from, and you were finding your anxiety building on your stomach. Twisting and turning as you read the messages, Jin coming over to you in your focused concern. 
“It’s happening again, isn’t it?” He says it quietly, Namjoon and Ronnie distracted with some conversation by themselves. 
You don’t look at him shielding your phone, “That easy to tell?”
“You looked like you saw a ghost when you looked at your phone, then continued to intentionally ignore it. I’m a bit of a  detective” He leans on one hip bringing his pointer finger and thumb up to his chin. Obviously trying to make you feel better. “Let me guess, back in the country?” 
“I guess so…” You pause, you get another text. 
Are you going to respond to me? Hello?
You sigh, shoving your phone in your pocket, Jin sighs. “You can talk about it if you would like.” 
"No." You shut it down quickly, then, realizing how defensive you sounded, cleared your throat. "No… it’s fine. I’ll be fine. It goes like this every time." 
Jin arched a brow. "Yeah, and every time, you give in." 
"I know." You murmured. "It’s just… sometimes hard to say no."
"But you have to." His tone was firm but not unkind. "It won’t be like last time, right?"
You swallowed. "Right."
Jin was clearly not convinced, but he let it go. "If you need backup, let me know. I’ll hover around you like a helicopter if you need."
You let out a weak laugh. "I won’t need that. I just have to keep details short. If I talk about my promotion at all, it’ll turn into a whole thing."
"I know. I was there last time." Jin said, voice laced with frustration—not at you, but at the situation. "Just… don’t let yourself get guilt-tripped into giving her money again. You know it’s not going to where she says it is."
“It’s…not always like that…” A lie, a knee jerk excuse. One you had been trying to stop making.
“Uh-huh." Jin gave you a look. "Just try to remember how bad things got. I know she’s your mom but she has a way of convincing you things aren’t so bad.” 
There it was. Mom. Or as she liked to put it, your best friend.
"As long as she doesn’t start showing up at my house, it’ll be fine." You said, picking at your nails. "After that, it’ll be hard to get her to leave…"
Jin watched you closely, eyes scanning your nervous fidgeting, but instead of pressing further, he simply bumped his shoulder against yours.
"Come on," He said, his voice deliberately lighter. "No more talk about her. Take out your anxiety on Jungkook instead."
You snorted, shaking your head. "That’s not how that works."
Jin smirked. "Could be. Just make his life a little difficult for fun." He gave you a playful shove back toward the living room.
"So," Ronnie said as you rejoined them. "What’s your plan for tonight?"
You let out a slow breath, feeling a familiar little spark of mischief flicker in your chest.
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Jungkook spent the day tidying up his apartment—not that it was messy to begin with, but he wanted things to be nice. After all, you were coming over. He even grabbed some snacks, per your request, carefully picking out a selection he thought you'd like. It had been a while since he spent a Saturday night in, but honestly, he was looking forward to it.
Last week getting to know you had been easy, comfortable in a way he hadn’t expected. If the next month went like this, he’d coast through without a hitch. That is, as long as there weren’t any more unnecessary interruptions. Like Channel.
Except tonight, he had a different interruption to deal with.
A series of loud knocks echoed through his apartment just as he was pouring chips into a bowl. He sighed, already sensing trouble before he even reached the door.
"Jungkookie!" Taehyung’s familiar voice called from the other side, followed by the sound of muffled laughter—Jimin, no doubt.
Jungkook frowned as he swung the door open, revealing both of them standing there with far too much excitement for two people who weren’t supposed to be here.
"You’re not dressed." Jimin pointed out immediately, gesturing to Jungkook’s sweatpants and oversized t-shirt like they personally offended him.
"Am I supposed to be?" Jungkook asked, already feeling the beginnings of a headache.
"Uh, yeah. We have plans." Taehyung said, pushing past him into the apartment without hesitation. Jimin followed, shaking his head in disappointment.
Jungkook turned, face scrunching in confusion. "No, we don’t."
Jimin scoffed, crossing his arms. "We always go out on Saturdays. It’s tradition. Like breathing, or me looking better than Taehyung."
"You wish." Taehyung muttered before grabbing a handful of popcorn from Jungkook’s snack spread.
"Well, not tonight." Jungkook said firmly, closing the door and facing them with finality. "Y/N is coming over. We’re hanging out."
Jimin raised an eyebrow and did a slow scan of the room, eyes landing on the array of snacks, the neatly arranged couch, and the cozy atmosphere Jungkook had set up.
"Oh. Hanging out." He echoed, a teasing lilt in his voice.
Jungkook narrowed his eyes. "Not like that. Actually just hanging out."
"So you’re ditching us?" Taehyung asked, feigning a dramatic pout as he stuffed more popcorn into his mouth.
"To hang out with her? Absolutely."
Jimin gasped, clutching his chest. "Who are you, and what have you done with my party animal Jungkook?"
Jungkook rolled his eyes. "Nothing’s changed. I’m just taking our little bet seriously."
The moment he mentioned the bet, Taehyung and Jimin exchanged glances—silent, knowing, mischievous. They weren’t about to lose to him that easily.
"Come on, we came all this way." Taehyung tried again, leaning dramatically against the counter like he was truly heartbroken.
"Yeah, and I feel so bad." Jungkook deadpanned. "Now, please leave before I throw you out."
He ducked into the bathroom before either of them could protest further.
The second he disappeared, Jimin and Taehyung snapped into action.
"Okay, we have to do something." Jimin whispered.
Taehyung’s eyes flickered around the room before landing on Jungkook’s phone sitting on the kitchen counter. A slow, devious grin spread across his face.
"Don’t." Jimin warned, though he didn’t actually mean it.
Taehyung was already moving, snatching the phone up swiftly.
"We’re just gonna... help him out a little." He said, winking.
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Later, another knock sounded at Jungkook’s door.
He wasted no time opening it, revealing you standing there, smiling brightly. You were also dressed down. To his surprise in some very bright pink sweatpants, which were Ronnie’s, but he would never know. You also wore a very cutesy graphic t-shirt with my melody on it to match the vibe. Nothing wrong with them at all but not your usual vibe but this choice of outfit was more of an experiment. 
Jungkook didn’t seem to blink at it.
"You wear glasses?" The words tumbled out before you even said hello, your eyes locked onto the frames perched on his nose.
Jungkook blinked, caught off guard. "Uh, yeah. My contacts were irritating my eyes, so I went with these tonight."
He stepped aside to let you in, watching as you barely moved, still staring at him like he had just unlocked a whole new level of attractiveness.
"No, they’re super cute." You said quickly, almost tripping over your words.
You actually pull your eyes away though as you make your way to the living room. Needing to bite on your something since you were a stupid sucker for glasses on anyone. Realizing Jungkook had indeed gotten most of the snacks you requested and some you assumed were to his preference. 
Everything was spread over his coffee table with some precision it seemed, like he thought about where to place things intentionally. 
This was a great opener to turn on your new “Charm” that Jin had helped you perfect most of the day earlier. “Awe! This is so sweet Jungkook.” Pitching up your tone almost borderline in a baby voice. Having to fight back at cringing at yourself. Taking a seat down on the couch.
Jungkook didn’t seem to notice, “I tried. I got a couple things for the both of us.” Acting all nonchalant. Strolling around the couch and taking a seat next to you. 
You force yourself to giggle a little too obnoxiously. Hitting Jungkook in the chest with a little too much force but in a playful manner, “So what are we watching?” 
Jungkook rubs the spot where you hit him, you had much more strength than he gave you credit for. “I was going to let you choose. I’m not too picky when it comes to movies.” 
“Oh yay!” You clap your hands together, god you really hated this. This was not you, Jungkook seemed to be a little thrown by your giddiness but it was whatever. You grab the remote he strategically placed on the table. Guess he had prepared for this. “What to pick, the choices are endless.” 
Which it actually had you in a small panic, you weren’t ready to have to pick the movie. You had a hard enough time just telling Jungkook what snacks you wanted. While you began to pursue, Jungkook’s phone sounded with the dig from a text.  You glanced sideways for a quick second, Jungkook pulling out his phone to see who it was from. 
Jungkook's expressions seemed throne and confused by the text that came through. Then another ding. The expression seemed to twist further. Your interest peaked. 
“Something wrong?” You look at him, glancing down to his phone then back to him. 
Jungkook locks his phone and sets it down on the couch beside him. “No, I think a wrong number is texting me.” His tone is casual, but there’s a flicker of something in his expression.  
You nod, turning back toward the TV, scrolling lazily through the endless options. “Okay… are you opposed to any genres?”
“Nope.” He smirks, stretching an arm across the back of the couch. “Do your worst.”
You hum thoughtfully, but you’re already scheming. The goal isn’t to pick a good movie—it’s to pick the worst one possible. Something Jungkook would definitely find boring. But just as you’re debating between a painfully slow documentary or an overly dramatic romance, his phone vibrates again.
And again.
You don’t glance over, but you hear it—persistent, insistent.
Jungkook sighs quietly and checks his screen. More texts.
Taylor: Hey remember me? ;)
Taylor: Busy 2 night?
Taylor: Wanna get a drink??
Taylor: Hello?
He hadn’t hooked up with any Taylors recently. At least, not that he could remember. He locks his phone again, deciding it’s best to ignore it. Hoseok had drilled it into his head not to be on his phone when hanging out with someone—it was rude, and Jungkook actually wanted to be present.
But the buzzing doesn’t stop.
Meanwhile, you keep scrolling, eyes fixed on the screen, but you’ve already started keeping count. How many texts? How many times is he checking? The more his phone vibrates, the more you start tallying numbers in your head.
“Oh! Miss congeniality!” You cheer, a pick that actually really was a favorite of yours. Not a total favorite of any guys you had watched it though. 
Jungkook raises an eyebrow, glancing at the banner image. “What is it?”
You tuck your legs under yourself, shifting to look at him. “Sandra Bullock is an FBI agent who goes undercover at the Miss United States Pageant to stop a terrorist attack. She gets a really awesome makeover halfway through.”
Jungkook tilts his head. “Alright. I’ll bite.”
“If you hate it, we can change it.”
“No, I always commit once I start a movie.” He didn’t seem to be bullshitting you here.
“Perfect.” You don’t hesitate to hit play.
The movie starts to play and Jungkook seems to actually be true to his word, the two of you sat close but he didn’t try to make a move or anything. He had these big brown doe eyes watching and would smile or laugh a little too himself. 
But something still gnaws at you.
His phone sits in his lap, and every time it vibrates, you hear it.
And it’s vibrating a lot.
Jungkook ignores it for as long as he can, but eventually, he caves. One quick glance at the screen, and his stomach drops.
Over thirty new texts.
From Taylor.
Taylor: I CANT BELIEVE YOU
Taylor: YOU DON’T REMEMBER WHO I AM
TAYLOR: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
The texts continued like that. Not to mention he was also getting texts from another girl who he seemingly had no recollection of, Jemma.
Jemma: You aren’t going to tell Taylor that we hooked up right?
Jemma: Jungkook she can’t know she like… super likes you 
Jemma: Like for serious likes you 
Jemma: Jungkookie?
Jungkook stares at the screen, brain scrambling to place the names. Who the hell are these people? His memory isn’t that bad—if he had hooked up with someone recently, he’d remember. Right? Jungkook sighs and quickly types a response, hoping to shut this down before it gets any worse. Whatever was going on was certainly getting noticeable.
Which you had indeed noticed. You kept tally, and you were trying to find a window when you could use this. When could this play to your advantage tonight? 
Jungkook begins to type furiously trying to find something to say that will end this for the night or until he can figure out what is going on another time.
Which is when you take your moment to jump, “Who are you talking too?” You ask casually, looking over at his phone. You had already seen the girl's names on his phone already.
Jungkook immediately pulls his phone closer to his chest. “It’s no one.” 
Which was not a lie because Jungkook was trying to figure out who these people were. 
Your eyes flick to his phone, knowing full well that’s not true. “You seem to be getting a lot of texts.” You remark, folding your arms. “Seems like someone really needs your attention.”
Jungkook notices but figures he can diffuse the situation once he figures out what's going on. He doesn’t respond but continues wracking his brain for a moment as he looks at the texts trying to place these names. 
You take the silence as a good opener, having to psych yourself up a bit. “Who is she?” 
Jungkook blinks, finally looking up at you. Your eyes are locked onto him, sharp and expectant. “Huh?” 
“The girl you are clearly talking to, who is she?” You pressed, your voice was now more accusing and you were waiting to see what kind of answer he was going to give. 
“I’m not–” Almost like on cue Jungkook’s phone begins to ring in his hand. The big bold name Taylor is fully visible on his screen for the both of you. “Oh my god this can’t be happening. I swear I genuinely don’t know who this is.” 
“You expect me to believe that? Your phone has been going off all night.” You huff and look away from him and keep your eyes locked on the movie. Having to bite the inside of your cheek so as to not laugh at how ridiculous you sound right now. 
Jungkook looks lost. Completely lost. He declines another incoming call, his frustration growing. But the silence only fuels your ‘annoyance.’ He was confused how you immediately Jumped from A to Z so quickly. Jungkook grits his teeth and scrolls through the messages again. He scans every name, every interaction—until finally, it clicks.
Only to come to the realization…
“Oh those fuckers.” Jungkook says under his breath. “I will be right back.” 
Your eyes widened because was he really going to leave while you were upset right now? Fake upset but still. “You’re actually going to take that call?” 
“It’s not what it looks like, just let me take care of this. Then I will clear this all up.”
“Not what it looks like? It looks like you’re going to take another phone call with another girl during the movie? Are you serious?” You wave your arms around a little dramatically but it sells it.
Jungkook is unsure of how to navigate this. “I just need to resolve this so that we are no longer interrupted. I swear it’s not what it looks like.” 
Jungkook gets another call from the “mysterious” Taylor. Jungkook answering it and stepping out the front door of his place to take the call, “You guys are really fucked up you know that?” 
There’s a dramatic throat clearing on the other end, followed by an overly high-pitched voice. “What do you mean, Jungkookie? I’m Taylor.” 
Jungkook closes his eyes, exhaling sharply. “Had your fun? Played your games?” 
There’s muffled laughter, and then Jimin’s voice replaces Taehyung’s. “We were just screwing with you, man. We were pissed you bailed on us. By the way, how’s your date going?”
Jungkook pinches the bridge of his nose. “Thanks to you two idiots, she thinks I’m screwing around. So not great.”
“Oh no.” Taehyung deadpans. “So sad. Taehyung's voice mocked Jungkook but Jungkook was actually mad. 
You were already hesitant to date him in the first place and this looked really bad. Your reaction may have been a little strong… and confusing since you were pretty rational. It did look bad though and Jungkook couldn’t deny that.
“Fuck you guys.” He mutters. “We were actually having a nice time.”
“You never said we couldn’t interfere.”
Jungkook ran a hand over his face. “Because that’s fucking insane? I didn’t think I had to say it.”
“Fine, you’re no fun. We won’t interfere from here on out.” Jimin swears” Jimin’s voice was mockingly sincere but Taehyung wasn’t going to make the same promise.
“Goodnight.” Jungkook was too annoyed to deal with them anymore. 
“I hope she dumps you-” Taehyung calls into the phone as Jungkook didn’t even dignify that with a response; just hung up and shoved his phone into his pocket. He let out a slow breath before heading back inside.
The apartment felt heavier than before, quieter, except for the hum of the movie still playing in the background. You were still on the couch, but your posture had changed. You weren’t curled up comfortably anymore; instead, you sat stiffly, chewing on popcorn in the kind of silence that was loud. You wish you could see yourself, it was a very convincing performance after all.
Jungkook hesitated before stepping closer. “I’m sorry about that.”
You didn’t even look at him. “Yeah, okay.”
He winced. “You’re mad.”
“Well, duh, Jungkook.” You exhaled sharply, shaking your head as you stared at the screen. “You were texting and talking through the movie when we were supposed to be hanging out. If you’d rather be somewhere else, you could’ve just said so.”
Jungkook sat down beside you, carefully, like you might bolt at any second. “I don’t want to be anywhere else.” His voice was quieter now, sincere. “I’ve really liked getting to know you. I actually wanted to watch this with you, but my idiot friends decided to mess with me.”
You shot him a skeptical glance. “Friends. Right.”
“I swear.” Jungkook ran a hand through his hair, exasperated. “They were pissed I bailed on them tonight, so they changed their names on my phone, spammed me, and set me up.”
You hesitated, but Jungkook was already unlocking his phone. He scrolled up in his messages, showing you the texts. “See? Just last week, their real names were still here. This whole thing was just them being assholes.”
You narrowed your eyes at the screen, scanning the evidence. A pause. Then, finally—“Wow. Your friends kinda suck.”
Jungkook let out a relieved laugh. “Just a little.” He shook his head. “They thought it would be funny. And, okay, maybe it was—”
“It wasn’t.” You deadpanned.
He smirked. “Yeah well, not for me.”
You sighed, your shoulders relaxing just a little. “I guess I… overreacted. I just have a thing about people being on their phones during movies.” You scratched the side of your head, looking slightly sheepish.
Jungkook grinned, happy to take the win. “No more phone.” He picked it up and placed it far away on the couch. “Easy.”
It was a nice gesture but completely unnecessary. “You’re cute but it’s alright.” 
“Nah. No more phone. I’ll never look at it again.” He teases as he scoots close to you, “You’re much more interesting to look at anyways.” 
“Wow, that was really cheesy.” You teased, shaking your head.
Jungkook just grinned.
Despite the earlier hiccup, the night had settled into something easy and comfortable. You rewound the movie to the parts he missed, both of you sinking back into the cushions as if nothing had happened. There was no tension, no lingering frustration—just soft laughter, playful commentary, and the occasional reach into the snack pile.
“Okay, but like, I would let Sandra Bullock beat me up too.” Jungkook commented, nodding in approval at the screen.
You turned to him, raising a suspicious brow. “Masochist?”
“I’ll never tell.” His smirk was effortless, teasing, but what you hadn’t quite realized was how close the two of you had shifted throughout the night. Your legs had found their way over his lap at some point, and his arm was draped lazily around your shoulders, his bicep doubling as a makeshift pillow. His other hand rested absentmindedly over your calf, tracing absent-minded patterns against the fabric of your sweatpants.
Jungkook couldn’t remember the last time he had just sat with someone like this—no expectations, no rush, just the quiet hum of companionship. It was… nice.
You, on the other hand, were still determined to find another opening to be difficult, but as the night wore on, you were reluctantly realizing that you might have to try again another time.
Jungkook had kept his word, his phone untouched for the rest of the evening. Not that he was missing much. Whatever was happening in the group chat could wait—he was too busy being here. With you.
“You’re all techy and whatever.” You mused, tilting your head up at him. “Would you ever be an FBI agent?”
Jungkook scoffed, shaking his head. “Not a chance. I don’t think I’m smart enough to foil a terrorist plot… or go undercover without blowing my own cover.” He absentmindedly played with his lip ring, his voice dipping into something thoughtful. “What about you?”
You exhaled a small laugh. “Yeah, no. I’m a writer, not an agent, that’s for sure.” You paused, considering it for a moment before adding, “Although, I think I could do undercover.”
Jungkook glanced at you, intrigued. “Oh yeah? You could be a Gracie Lou Freebush?” He referenced Sandra Bullock’s alias in the movie.
“Oh, absolutely.” You said with zero hesitation. “Plus, I’ve interviewed and hung out with a lot of pageant girls in the past for my writing.”
His brows lifted in genuine interest. “Wait, what? How come?”
“I did a piece in college about pageantry and got to know a lot of girls who did it professionally. They were really sweet, honestly.”
“That’s so cool.” His voice was laced with admiration. “What else have you written?”
You hesitated, suddenly shy. “Oh god, I’ve written about a lot of things, but nothing worth the time.”
“That can’t be true.” Jungkook’s voice softened, his curiosity undeniably genuine. “I’d love to read something… I mean, if you’ll let me.”
You blinked at him, caught off guard. His big, expectant eyes searched yours, but there was no teasing, no ulterior motive—just pure interest.
A warm flush crept onto your cheeks. “Okay.” You murmured, cursing the lovesick way your voice wavered. “Maybe I can find something that’s not totally terrible.”
Jungkook grinned like you’d just given him a prize.
Neither of you had been paying much attention to the screen, and at some point, the movie had ended.
“Alright, your turn.” You pat Jungkook’s arm, the one still draped around you, before shifting your legs from his lap, giving him space in case he needs to move.
Jungkook leans over to the coffee table and retrieves the remote from the coffee table. Shuffling through the choices. He thought for a moment what he should select. If he should stay on the romance vein or go down another path. 
Eventually landing on, definitely a left turn movie for the night. 
“Okay, I know this totally changes the tone, but I love this movie.” He clicks on Across the Spider-Verse. “The animation is insane, and I really love Spider-Man.”
You laugh. “You don’t have to sell it to me. I’ve seen it before.”
“Good.” His excitement is almost tangible. “I’ve been wanting to rewatch it.”
Without a second thought, Jungkook casually lifts your legs back over his lap, a move that catches you off guard.
“I was cold.” He feigns innocence.
“Uh-huh, I super believe you.” You giggle, settling back against his arm just as the movie begins.
You couldn’t have gotten a minute in before you felt your phone vibrate like you were getting a call. It was in your pocket and you intended to silence it but you wouldn’t be so lucky to ignore it. Your mom’s ID popping up on the screen. You pretty quickly decline it, hoping, no praying it wouldn’t be pushed further than that. That was until the text that it was immediately followed up with. 
Mom: Baby I’m coming over. You keep ignoring me. 
Mom: I have so much to tell you about!!!!!!
Oh no. Oh no no no. 
She was going to your place. You aren’t at your place. 
Panic spreads like ice through your veins. You sat up in your place away from Jungkook, hiding the sick feeling that spread across your face. You had to call her. If you didn’t call her back she would go to your place and ask so many questions. She didn’t have a key but she would still manage to get in.  Right after you just made that whole stink about Jungkook being on the phone earlier. 
You couldn’t ignore her. You have to call her back. 
She won’t let it go. 
Jungkook was worried for a second when you moved away from him so suddenly and now you were suddenly standing. 
“I’m so sorry.” Your voice is tense. “I need to take a call.” You hesitate before meeting his gaze. “It’ll just be a second—I need to step into the hall.”
Jungkook for a second almost doesn’t think about it but you just made a whole fuss about him taking a call. “Are you serious?” 
“I know.” You say quickly. “I know what I said.”
“Is this a joke?”
“No.” Your phone vibrates again. Another text.
Mom: I’ll be there in 30 minutes.
Shit.
“I’m sorry.” You say again, already moving. You weave around the couch, heading straight for the front door before Jungkook can protest.
You shove your feet into your shoes and step into the hall, needing somewhere private; somewhere your mom won’t hear even the faintest trace of Jungkook in the background.
The elevator.
You dial her number and you press the button for the elevator to go to the first floor. The phone on the other end ringing for what felt like forever in your ear. Feeling more and more sick to your stomach with each ring. Dreading hearing her voice on the other side.
The line picked up as you reached the first floor. “Baby!” Your mom’s voice bursts through the speaker, cheerful and chipper like she hadn’t just threatened to ambush you. “I’ve been trying to get a hold of you all day.”
You squeeze your eyes shut. “Yeah, I know. Mom, why are you going to my place right now?” A headache forming in the back of your mind. 
She sighs dramatically. “I miss you, baby. I’ve been gone for three months!”
“Yes Mom-...”
“And yet, you don’t even want to talk to your own mother?” Her voice shifts, just enough to press guilt into your ribs. Her saddened voice on the other end, hitting you in the same familiar place in your gut.
You exhale slowly, biting down the automatic frustration. If you say the wrong thing, she’ll cry. If she cries, you’ll have to go see her. “Of course I want to talk to you.” You say carefully. “I’d love to talk. But I’m busy.”
“Busy with what? Where are you?” Her interest clearly piqued that you could possibly have plans that had nothing to do with her.
“I’m out with some friends. Nothing special.” There is zero chance you’re mentioning Jungkook.
“Oh no, no, no. How many times have I told you those friends of yours are no good?” Her voice is all silk. “Come meet me somewhere instead.”
“How about I come see you later this week mom. I am busy with a work project but I’m all yours later this week…” You grit your teeth. You hope this might be enough and she hums on the other end. 
“All weekend?” She counters. “I get to have you all weekend? I just miss you, baby. And I have so many clothes from Europe that don’t fit me right—you’ll love them.” Typical. Dumping overpriced, ill-fitting designer pieces onto you so she doesn’t have to feel wasteful. 
“Yes. We can go through them together.” You nod to the air around you almost like she was here or that she could see you. Like the look on your face right now wouldn’t send her into an immediate spiral. 
“Oh, perfect! I’m so excited.” She cheers on the other end and it in some sick way brings a smile to your face. 
“Okay I really do have to go.” 
“Alright, baby. Call me tomorrow!” She sounds almost… normal. But you know better. If you don’t call tomorrow, she won’t let it go.
The moment the call disconnects, you sag against the elevator wall, pressing your palms to your face. Needing something to bring the anxiety that had welled up in your chest back down to a normal level. Your fingers tremble slightly, the weight of the conversation settling in like lead in your stomach.
This was such a bad time for your mom to be back in town. If she got even a whiff of your promotion, she’d find a way to turn it into something about her. And if she caught onto whatever this… thing was between you and Jungkook, she’d find a way to ruin it.
Maybe you should just sic her on Jungkook. That would send him running for sure.
In hindsight, if this were any other date, it would probably look bad. You had disappeared in the middle of the night, left without much of an explanation, and now, you were returning like nothing had happened. It felt messy, inconsiderate even. But everything with your mom is an emergency.
The problem is, you can’t say that.
With that thought, you start the slow walk of shame back to his apartment. The door is still unlocked from when you left, and as you step inside, the difference is immediate. The air feels stiff. The movie was stopped. The room is too quiet.  You slowly stepped further inside, Jungkook was leaning against his counter looking at something on his phone.
You hesitated, stepping inside and slipping off your shoes. "Sorry about that." You said quietly.
Jungkook doesn’t look up right away. "It’s… fine."
It isn’t.
Not really.
It’s obvious in the clipped way he says it, in the tension sitting in his shoulders. He’s irritated, trying not to show it, but you can feel it lingering between you.
And honestly? You get it.
You were the one who had made a big deal about him being on his phone earlier. You were the one who rolled your eyes at him answering a call, told him to be present. Then, the moment your own phone rang, you left the apartment with little word.
So yeah, you get it.
"It was just an emergency." You offer, though even you can hear how weak of an excuse it sounds.
Jungkook finally glances up then, dark eyes flicking to yours. "Right. Just a little frustrating though, don’t you think?"
Your stomach twists. "I know."
He exhales sharply, shaking his head as he sets his phone down on the counter. "I mean, you gave me so much shit about being on mine. Accused me of something you didn’t have any information about. Then you not only take your call—you leave the floor for it."
"I get it." You say quickly. "I do. And you’re right. It was hypocritical of me."
Jungkook studies you for a moment, expression unreadable. His voice is quieter when he speaks again. "Was there a reason you had to take your call downstairs?"
“What?” 
“Well I stepped into the hall to make sure everything was okay but you had totally fled the floor. What’s up?” Jungkook coming off even more defensive now
You freeze for a fraction of a second, caught off guard.
"I—" You start, before quickly regaining composure. "It was private."
Jungkook’s brows lift slightly. "And mine wasn’t?"
You inhale, feeling an edge of frustration creep in now, not necessarily at him, but at this entire situation. At how suddenly complicated something as simple as a movie night had become. How your mom had complicated a simple movie night. Something for your job.
Then you remember. This was for your job. The thing that got you into this situation, for one reason only…
So you switched gears "You were being really suspicious and weird about who you were talking to. Plus who even calls people anymore.” You say, keeping your voice measured.
Jungkook lets out an incredulous laugh. “You literally just took a call.”
“Yeah, but mine was an emergency,” You stress, as if that explains anything.
He narrows his eyes. “Oh, so when I answer my phone, I’m talking to some girl, but when you answer yours, it’s a crisis hotline?”
You shrug. “Correct.”
Jungkook pauses having to think about what was even going on before bouncing back, “Yours seemed much more like a call from another guy than mine seemed like a call from another girl.” Jungkook was frustrated but he was falling back on an old habit. He was falling into that old routine of finding an excuse to run. Except he couldn’t in this situation, so he needed to switch gears just like you. 
You let out a slow breath. Acting a little too casual for the situation at hand. "Maybe we call it a night, doesn’t seem like we will see eye to eye on this.” 
Jungkook doesn’t say anything for a moment, but eventually, he nods, stepping away from the counter. "Yeah." He mutters. "Probably for the best."
You don’t miss the way his voice shifts, slightly more closed off than before, and something about it stings more than you expect it to.
But you don’t say anything else.
Instead, you slip your other shoes back on, grab your things and leave. It wasn’t okay for him to just automatically assume that you were talking to another guy. Then again that's exactly how you started. It didn’t matter though, having this night go wrong actually helps. It helps push Jungkook away and maybe after tonight he might ghost you who knows. 
It would certainly make your article short but you could make a good narrative, losing a guy in 6 days. 
Still a small pang of guilt was eating at your stomach. Usually you would fight to explain yourself but you were doing your best to fight those normal instincts. This was the assignment, even if a part of you was actually starting to like Jungkook a little bit. He put in a lot of effort for just a few dates which was completely unexpected. 
Maybe in another life where you didn’t have to act insane.
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separatist-apologist ¡ 3 years ago
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Eluciens truly share a hive mind (or their aesthetic is too predictable) because just the other day I was thinking Elain would absolutely rock Andy's yellow dress from HTLAGITD, it has Day Court vibes. And the plot of the movie would absolutely suit elucien too. Elain doing everything in her power to get rid of the mating bond by pushing/scaring Lucien away and falling in love in the process.
Okay I'll do it as a one shot but everyone has to promise to kiss me on the cheek and tell me I did a very good job afterwards
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emmavakarian-theirin ¡ 7 years ago
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hey guys if i ever get into a relationship that closely resembles something out of sweet home alabama or how to lose a guy in 10 days, go ahead and just kill me for stooping to such horrible 'romantic' standards
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@ruralnorth, tell me why I'm suddenly giggling over the idea of a HTLAGITD AU for Casey and Jake? 😅
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HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS 2003, dir. Donald Petrie
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sofwrites ¡ 3 years ago
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i just caught some of your franchael fic on discord and i'm so excited for it? there's not enough franchael in the worlllllllllllld and how to lose a guy is one of my fave fics!
😲🥺🥲?? Okay, first off, this was such a sweet message for you to send!! I've been in such a rut this month and that fic in particular has been stressing me out because I'm worried that my modern isn't strong enough (don't ask me why, it's not like we live in the modern era or anything) and making sure that I get Franchael's vibes right.
Anyway, thank you so much for this message!! Agree with you that there's not enough franchael in the world and htlagitd is also one of my all-time favs. Glad you're excited for the fic and hopefully I'll update soon!!
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thewomanofrevelation ¡ 5 months ago
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SOLAR FLARE., HTLAGITD/dir. Donald Petrie/2003.
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cactustoastsurveillance ¡ 4 years ago
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Fisher - L-O-V-E  - the closing credits track for “How to lose a guy in 10 days” 
This film surprised me today. 
I believe I’ve watched it, streamed, likely folded laundry or was in the kitchen needing something mildly entertaining on in the background, must be a simple plot that allows me to walk in and out of the room without missing the story line, bit of eye candy or gooey cheesy stuff never hurts when a gurlz home alone. 
I think How to lose a guy in 10 days was released ahead of it’s time. 
My recollection of the film - it was bad, bag acting, bad story, definitely cheesy. I was most definitely uninterested, I had no impression. 
But today, today was different. 
In some other interview I watched of Matthew McConaughey earlier, he mentioned this film, talked about it, was talking about romcoms... I noted his tip to look out for the chemistry between his and Kate Hudson’s characters in HTLAGITD, he said there was something worth seeing in it, something worth watching. 
And he was right. Their acting was actually really great. For a romcom. 
The chemistry was there, I particularly enjoyed how layered it was. The psychology and strategies that both characters had to act through - they pulled it off. I was convinced enough, I felt the complication between each character’s perspective, I felt the changes when the characters would move between the layers, between the lines of emotions they had to produce. 
Anyway,
Soundtrack was fine, I was really into the score, so much so, it inspired thoughts of music supervision and my trombone. 
Above, this BERT KAEMPFERT remix. 
This video is weird.  
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lllconcealmyhandslll ¡ 5 years ago
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The way this author writes is amazing to me. Their flow is perfect. I can easily visualize their tone and scene. The seamless transition of dialogue and between scenes feels so organic that the words just fly by. The characterization is (so far) spot on. I have such high hopes for this fic
Plus it’s a How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU!! But gay (+ a little cheeky fiddling around with the canon timeline which I’m always a fan of)!!
Definitely one to look out for. Can’t wait to read more
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neverfoundthedeepend-blog ¡ 8 years ago
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HTLAGITD is a great movie, kate hudson's yellow dress is Iconic. (i'm going to keep asking questions because these are fun), so 1, 51, 58
1. put your itunes on shuffle and give me the first 6 songs that pop upBrick By Boring Brick (Live at Red Rocks): ParamoreThe Judge: twenty one pilots Southbound Train: Jon Foreman When We Collide: Jon ForemanBlack Butterflies and Deja Vu: The MaineLearning How To Die: Jon Foreman (i love him obviously) 51. what is your current desktop pictureit’s a picture of the new york city skyline because i plan on moving there in a few years58. you just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. you have to depart right now. where are you gonna go? i want to say new york city but since i want to move there i feel like i’d rather visit somewhere else like england or france
also i want that yellow dress but id look like shit in it 😂
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