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Me buying a lottery ticket: Please. My five year plan hinges entirely on this in this economy.

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Chapter 4 of now i know your name, but not who you are is coming soon

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Tell em you have big muscles from pulling out teeth.

You actually don’t need big muscles to pull out teeth. You just need to know where to push 😂😂

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Girls, guys, literally everyone:

My patience is already razor thin because I’m going through a normal monthly event for women and my patients this week have been so hard to manage so I popped up to the vending machine to get a little dairy milk choccy treat and a random patient walks past me and says “God you’ve got big arms”

I’m giving up. I’ve had enough 😂😂😂

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Edwina is basically Michael Scott at this moment: oh my God! Okay, it's happening. Everyone stay calm. Stay fucking calm!

Edwina was ready to bully Anthony into courting Kate properly if necessary. Turns out it wasn’t. She’s a little impressed at the audacity it took to come here honestly.

Of course, she’s also willing to stomp on his foot and ruin him properly all over town if Kate looks unhappy for a single second. That goes without saying. Kate sacrificed her happiness for Edwina and Edwina knows that. This time she’s going to make sure Kate’s happy as well.

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Imagine the morning Edwina’s having though when the Butler walks into her dining room and announces that Miss Sharma (still out riding) has a visitor.

She looks curiously down at the card she’s handed, wondering if it could possibly be-

“Oh my god!”

“Darling?” Matthew asked mildly, looking up from where he’d been dabbing an eggy handprint off his trousers that was suspiciously Jeremy sized.

“He’s here.”

“Who’s here?” Matthew blinked, “Are we…? Expecting somebody?”

Edwina turned towards the Butler, “Please, don’t let the Viscount leave.”

“Should I…? Tie him down Ma’am?”

“If you feel it will help, give it a go.”

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Its always a jumpscare when i come across a fic and like halfway through Kate’s referred to as a Sheffield or they mention Edwinas blonde and im like AH!!!😂

Yeah there’s a hefty mix of all sorts in there from the beginning days tbh 😂 there was also a lot of rumours precasting announcement that Mary was going to be white so there’s a lot of random mentions of that throughout some fics as well. It was the wild west in the bridgerton fandom then tbh

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I just started Bridgerton & Sons and wow blast from the past Katherine Sheffield instead of Kathani Sharma crazy times

Simone literally hadn’t even been cast when I started writing that.

Spare yourself the trouble of reading it: they’re largely trash mate 😂😂😂

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Anthony and his wedding plans: I'm just gonna scooch in right here if you don't mind.

Anthony holding a bouquet of flowers and a special license just like “Just when you get bored I’m waiting. Any time you’re free.”

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So is Anthony groveling next chapter? Proving he’s worthy? Sitting in the Danbury parlor stealing glances at Kate? All of the above?

Anthony is mostly dropping thinly veiled hints that he’s been miserable and desperately wants to marry Kate as soon as she has a free day. Just you know, when she’s not busy. If she can squeeze him in.

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Does Kate realize that by courting her Anthony wants to marry her and have children with her? Or does it only hit her a week in, when she runs into Benedict who casually informs her that now that she's back, he no longer has to be the bloody heir?

I don’t think Anthony cares to really hide that he intends to marry Kate as soon as reasonably appropriate.

If he had no designs on her he wouldn’t keep dragging his poor sisters or sister in laws around.

“You could let Sophie go home, you know.” Kate hummed as they walked through the park, Newton trotting ahead of them. “She shouldn’t have to trail around after us.”

“Send home our chaperone? What a scandalous notion, Miss Sharma. You’ll have your mother after me.” Anthony chuckled.

Kate rolled her eyes, “You and I both know I’m several years past needing a chaperone.”

“Nonsense.” Anthony tutted. “I am an unmarried gentleman and you are a young lady on whom I have very serious designs. We absolutely do need a chaperone, thank you. And Sophie is more than happy to oblige. Thank you very much.”

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It’s a sick hat I don’t know what to tell you

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My sister gave me my birthday present early and I fear I really am in my thirties 😂😂😂

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“I am… come courting?”

Ah yes, of course, Anthony Bridgerton, London’s most notorious rake showing us how he got the nickname in the first place, with top notch flirting.

Loved it.

Here’s the thing. Anthony doesn’t know how to flirt when it’s for real.

Oh he knows how to bat his eyelashes when he wants and get all the ladies to let him get away with being a little cheeky but he doesn’t know if he’s actually ever flirted with the stakes this high.

Frankly he’s flailing. What if Kate’s moved on? What if she’d rather he wasn’t here?! What the hell is he supposed to say?! He’s never actually courted a woman he really liked before! And the stakes are so bloody high! Maybe he should practice. Maybe he should ask Simon, or one of his brothers. God, no. He’s not that desperate yet.

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My brother in law: I’ve been thinking and I think you actually should buy a Gwagon

Me: …Why? Feels like the sort of purchase you usually discourage me from.

Him: Well… then I could like… have a go at driving the G wagon

Me: Yeah I’m not spending $250k so that you can try and convince my sister to let you do the same. Good luck buddy

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Kate you sweet summer child being so confused as to why the love of your life who just begged you for a dance the night before is suddenly in your formal sitting room with a bouquet of flowers with his heart in his eyes begging you to go to gunther’s and get an ice with him

And you know Anthony is smiling so smugly when they promenade with their arms linked together.

He’s smiling like “That’s right. The most beautiful woman any of us have ever seen is right here with me. Sorry suckers!”

And then of course he gets dragged down the path by her dog but here we are. You can’t win them all.

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"He’d been so careful, these last few years. Moderate and mindful of his actions, numb to almost every feeling, as though nothing felt truly worth it. But not anymore. Not now that she was here."

MOLLYYYYYY!!!

He's free!

If Anthony thought Kate would accept he’d have gone round that morning with an engagement ring.

He honestly feels alive for the first time in years. Everything feels amplified. He actually does feel like a teenage boy, seeing a beautiful woman for the very first time. Everything feels brand new again. The world seems just a little brighter.

He’s not going to let Kate Sharma get away again