newtonsheffield
newtonsheffield
Oh Kate, You Stupid Walrus
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newtonsheffield · 2 hours ago
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I can see Kate clinging to "It's just physical for him, doesn't mean anything" when he goes down on her and begs her to be his lol
Let’s be honest: It’s more like Anthony’s begging to be hers. There’s no way Anthony Bridgerton could go down on Kate Sharma without asking her to tattoo Kate’s Boyfriend across his forehead.
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newtonsheffield · 2 hours ago
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rereading I fell in love with he fire long ago, just made it back to Ben accusing Anthony of a secret wife and idk how much of it was joking but I think its so funny everyones assumption from both Kate and Anthony's assistants/colleagues just thinking they were secret family's to Sophie thinking he was in prison
Sophie just looking at Kate like: Yeah, she looks like she could have had a baby with a white collar criminal. I’m not judging, I’m just saying: that skirt looks expensive.”
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newtonsheffield · 7 hours ago
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Update: I called for a welfare check on a woman who’s gone on holidays
Why am I so fucking dramatic 😂😂😂😂
Not me having to initiate a welfare check on my neighbour 😩😩
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newtonsheffield · 8 hours ago
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I just got paid for the first time in a month! Thank you God! Thank you department of payroll!
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newtonsheffield · 9 hours ago
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Not me having to initiate a welfare check on my neighbour 😩😩
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newtonsheffield · 1 day ago
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Chapter 16 of
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✍🏻you never called it what it was✍🏻
is on Ao3
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newtonsheffield · 1 day ago
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oh so ... Kate is clinically certified delusional. egregiously long makeout sesh with hands in un chaste PLACES and... she still thinks its just his personality 😩
She’s not completely delusional after that. It’s really hard to maintain her delusions when Anthony’s hands are slipping into the shorts she put on when they got back to hers and he’s moaning he name in her ear while her fingernails scratch against his scalp.
That’s harder to ignore. She’s delusional but not that delusional. Even her delusions have some limits 😂😂😂
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newtonsheffield · 1 day ago
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“Not fake dating, just pre-dating”-Anthony Bridgerton, probably
He’s “Wooing” Kate in his opinion. He’s working very hard at it. One caramel sundae at a time mate. One caramel sundae at a time.
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newtonsheffield · 2 days ago
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Do their families ever find out that they were actually fake-dating at the very beginning?
By the time they start their relationship properly everyone knows they were pretending originally. Well, they believe that Kate thought the relationship was fake. It was never fake for Anthony. It wasn’t even really fake for Kate she just didn’t know it at the time because she’s got her clown shoes on.
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newtonsheffield · 2 days ago
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Zero patients dead on our watch today, everyone’s getting cake later in the week 😂
The other DO (Dental Officer) working today has to leave early and she’s asked me to supervise the final year students for the last 90 minutes of our shifts and I’m just like:
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“Sure I’d love to help”
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newtonsheffield · 2 days ago
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The other DO (Dental Officer) working today has to leave early and she’s asked me to supervise the final year students for the last 90 minutes of our shifts and I’m just like:
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“Sure I’d love to help”
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newtonsheffield · 3 days ago
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I love that Kate and Anthony are both freaks but Kate just has decorum (if you ask anyone but Edwina)
Kate just knows how to behave inform rid other people. Their siblings don’t count as other people unfortunately for them. So unfortunately for Edwina she’s sat there on the sofa while Kate makes jokes about Anthony’s probably breeding kink just like
😩😩
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newtonsheffield · 3 days ago
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Ferrari getting a Double DSQ and being in a championship fight with Williams
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newtonsheffield · 3 days ago
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does fake dating au kanthony have two anniversaries? one for when they start pretend dating and one for when they officially do or do they just count their pretend dating date as the official one? 
I think they measure it from the first time they kissed with no one else around.
That’s when it feels like their relationship really started. Kate stopped lying to herself and Anthony stopped any pretense of pretending this was all for show. So that’s the day they celebrate.
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newtonsheffield · 3 days ago
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When Kate is aware that Anthony’s flirting is 100% sincere with her does she turn her flirting up and match his level? Cause let’s be honest any Kate can get any Anthony speechless and blushing like crazy
Oh once Kate’s sure Anthony’s flirting’s for her alone she can be just as unhinged as him.
Even when he annoyed her, one of the things that annoyed her most was how attracted to him she was. She’s attracted to his smile, and his laugh, and the way his Adam’s Apple bobs in his throat. She’s attracted to his cologne and the way he looks up at her through his eyelashes. He’s an attractive guy. Kate knows that her boyfriend’s… fucking hot. She sees the way other women’s eyes flick to Anthony and sometimes the way the interest fades on their faces when their eyes fall on his arm around her waist. Maybe it should make her jealous, sometimes she does feel a little flicker of annoyance when a bartender flirts with him but she’s also pretty positive that Anthony’s hers.
What Kate really gets a kick out of though is catching Anthony by surprise.
She likes derailing the conversation, sat on his couch.
“Do you want some crisps?”
Kate nodded, kissing his neck lightly “Yeah if you have some.”
“I have crisps.” Anthony kissed her properly before he made to stand up. “I have loads.”
“Well I know about the loads.”
Anthony nearly slipped over in surprise in his socks against the floorboards as he spun around in surprise. Kate looked innocently up at him as he gaped at her. “Kate Sharma, well I never.”
“I can flirt too you know.”
“That’s not flirting. That’s propositioning surely.”
Kate shrugged, “Buckle up buttercup.”
“Consider me seated.”
“Funny, I think usually I’m the one who’s seated.”
“Once again; You’re my dream girl.”
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newtonsheffield · 3 days ago
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We’re all thinking it: that Mercedes Adidas jacket makes people look like a jacket potato
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newtonsheffield · 3 days ago
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I'm still waiting on the hard time truth bomb about who actually killed Edmund?!
Imagine it leads to a lot of thawing, of course after a blowout fight between Kate and Anthony. Clearing up a long-standing misunderstanding between these two families. A third family? A rival family trying to drive a wedge between a young couple that was poised to inherit a lot of power?
I really just feel bad for Kate. The amount of rage and grief she's holding over feeling abandoned. An orphan, and now left pregnant and alone by the man she loves.
I know Anthony has several gold medals in self-loathing. Does she ever see the extent of how much he hates himself for what he did?
Okay so here’s the thing: Tharman Sharma didn’t kill Edmund Bridgerton. One of the Cowpers did.
Edmund and Tharman were meeting because Tharman found out about Kate and Anthony and both of them had agreed that they’d rather join forces and keep their children with them than keep their pride.
The cowpers found out about this and killed Edmund.
Tharman was still going to tell Kate this the next day, even after Edmund’s death he was going to go to Anthony himself and make the same offer but then Anthony abandoned Kate. What reason would he have to tell her? What would it do but hurt her further?
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