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anon was insane I love when we are positive across communities :( we are all jsut watching people play Minecraft... united by love of the game
We are and people get a little in their heads sometimes and its annoying.
Like. Okay I get that dteam fans are kinda snappy as a defense mechanism, specially on places like twt, who a lot of new users came from, but also. You can't make a kingdom out of burnt bridges you know?
Being afraid of your neighbor is how we got to this situation in the fandom, and it's how the breeding ground for things like homophobia are made (specifically to Dream and how people were turned on him using lies based on homophobic stereotypes)
Chill out. Breathe.
#the voices#discourse#like. if you're still scared you can hang back on the middle of the flock. but dont hiss at the ones at the edge who are chatting and-#enjoying other communities as well.#....wait that makes no fucking sense#I THINK IN ANIMAL ALLEGORIES SOMETIMES SORRY#also if anyone was wondering the anon wasnt op because theyre not blocked o7
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kim trying to help harry tailor his clothes.
#does this make sense to anyone should i include an explanation#or leave it to be a 'wait let me google something' 'ok yeah this is funny' moment#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kimharry#...technically#in my heart's heart it is#my art#ough fuck auuuugh i finished this just in time the vodka is kicking in
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the haters are trying to get me to care about canon. they're trying to get me to only fuck with canon. newsflash you stupid bitch if you are in a fandom space you are consuming fanon. i don't CARE that it's canon that bruce wayne has hit his kids in canon. i make my own world where it's common fucking sense that heroes are good people who would not be abusers. "human flaw" this my ass that motherfucker drives a Batmobile and wears a Batsuit and throws around Batarangs. live in a suspended belief and have fun before you dry up and die a sad raisin of a being
#while i'm at it i am so fucking tired of power scaling#âok these two characters in a fightâ how about anything else for fucking once#these 2 characters but they both have to talk to each other while waiting for the train because they accidentally initiated conversation#these 2 characters but they find out they're cousins and are like âhow tf did that happenâ#these 2 characters but one of them just watched the other trip and fall at Walmart#like yeah sometimes it's annoying when fanon spaces completely misinterpret a character#but sometimes fanon is just more fun or makes MORE SENSE than a canon choice#and i would prefer reading or seeing that#guess what my guy the world is not black and white it has so many colors#open and use the eyeballs in your skull#unless you're like actually blind#then i guess feel every emotion all at once and that would describe a color#erinwantstowrite#dc#batman#robin#canon vs fanon
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I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM
Evil!Sun my beloved (Edit// This Evil!Sun is from TSAMS and is not an AU of mine guys)
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#NO NO LISTEN#I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EVIL SUN DIMENSION FOR SO LONG#AND YOU BET I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YESTERDAYS UPLOAD#AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND#alright i'm calming down now#I am totally normal about him guys haha (lie)#I really like the fact that he was actually like#really smart#maybe even smarter than moon#and I love how he just#doesn't give a shit#at all#euuuugh#he <3#/p#Honestly seemed more morally gray than evil if anything#and i feel like moon just kinda#started throwing insults at him#at random#like i'll be honest some of the things he called him didn't really make sense to me#but hey maybe that's just me#oh god this is getting kinda long uhm#wooly draws stuff#tsams#the sun and moon show#tsams spoilers#tsams sun#tsams evil sun#sundrop#wooly's stupid brainrot
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How can chronic pain patients be âaddicted to pain meds?â Thatâs like telling someone with a prosthetic that theyâre addicted to their prosthetic. Or a cardio patient that theyâre addicted to their pacemaker. Or a diabetic that theyâre addicted to insulin. What is the thought process here?
#how does this make sense in their mind#oh wait theyâre fucking stupid thatâs why#chronic pain#cripple punk#cfs#cpunk#cripple#cripplepunk#crip#crip punk#crippled#tagging cpunk bc fuck doctors fuck abled people etc etc#fibro#fibromyalgia#chronic fatigue#chronic fatigue syndrome#chronic illness#chronically ill#disabled#disability#abled ppl can talk about their mental health experiences here#bc ik people with adhd get told theyâre addicted to adderall#or us schizos getting told weâre addicted to antipsychotics#just donât talk over us crips#bc this is specifically about physical illness
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half baked thought bc Iâm actually chewing drywall abt this trailer rn but Iâm really interested to see if and how bachelor route leans into film as the vessel for performance rather than theatre- I think itâs a fascinating narrative shift that really articulates the difference between the haruspex and bachelor routes. âany choice is right as long as itâs willedâ really reflects the ever changing and in-the-moment presence of live theatre whereas with âthere is only one truth,â the film has been made. the events have already come to pass. they are preserved in time ad infinitum. which also adds to the tragedy of daniil dankovsky i think :)) idk i just think its Neat and i am so so incredibly excited about this game cannot wait to see the sillies again :))
#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#carissa speaks#meta post#I hope this makes sense lmao#I also hope that even if we lean more film vs theatre we still get some fucked up performances from mark and crew#the theatrical aspects are truly one of my favorite parts of patho 2 and I will miss them if we move away from it#I do think that the way death works and presents itself in this one will be different than artemyâs route#which Iâm really excited about#cannot wait for fun steppe vacation part 2 electric boogaloo
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain đ"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli dateâ˘#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#âhe did goodâ mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#âso whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-â âstop asking questions you dont want answers toâ#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going âi dont know english wordâ girl SAME
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anyone else realizing that when the Native that told James Dutton his family could have the land for 7 generations and then his people would take it back. James said his people could have it.
now, you may think whatâs happening in Yellowstone is the fight for the 7th generation but John Dutton III is the 5th gen and his kids: Beth, Jamie, and Kayce are the 6th. Tate is the 7th generation. Heâs also born from a Dutton and from a Long, a Native American woman. and since heâs inheriting the ranch once John dies and his parents, uncles, and aunts move on or die too, well, itâll be Tateâs and whatever siblings or cousins he has. But Tate is still the eldest, itâll be his name on it, John will make sure of it, hell heâs the one John has spent the most time with. Tate is the 7th generation and he is also a Native, he technically completes the deal James Dutton first made.
#plot twist: thomas rainwater has been fighting tooth and nail for the land when coulda just waited for tate to grow up and inherit it#then he or another chairman couldâve dealt with tate- a member of their tribe- owning the land and coming to an agreement#of idk returning the land or something i dont know politics or history enough to talk properly about this#âŚdoes this make sense?#yellowstone#yellowstone dutton ranch#dutton family#dutton ranch#kayce dutton#monica long#tate dutton#john dutton#beth dutton#rip wheeler#jamie dutton#fuck jamie dutton#elsa dutton#james dutton#spencer dutton
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making my tags from the last post their own post, actually, because i went and did RESEARCH for this. SO BASICALLY
according to the wiki loop CANNOT crit in phase one
i dont know if their attack buff actually does anything (id have to fight them to check) since their attacks are based on percentage of your hp. BUT even if it did, they can only buff once per loop in phase one, meaning they can only do one buffed big attack per loop
regular attack does 10% hp (15% with attack buff), big attack does 17% hp (~25% with attack buff)
big attack is every third turn
guarding halves damage, halving the regular attack to 5% and the big attack to 8.5%
you heal 6% every turn with memory of a journey
those three turns where their attack is buffed aside, you can just stand there and guard and only lose a grand total of 0.5% of your hp for every three turns
this also does not take into account attack speed this is just assuming they both attack at the exact same rate. attack speed is gonna vary by level but i opened my act 6 save to check and my sif is level 76 and has 186 attack speed. they also have the scissors equipped which lower attack speed and i. cant unequip them. so. theres that too
so if youre fast enough (high level enough and dont have the scissors equipped like me. oops) you can straight up outheal all of loops attacks given enough turns + just standing there and guarding
loop does not want to hurt siffrin. thank you for coming to my ted talk
#talk tag#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#i THINK thats everything. yeesh#also not putting it in the post bc its not relevant but when i was looking stats and stuff up on the wiki#i noticed the only difference between regular level 99 sif and act 5 level 99 sif was. attack speed#act 5 sif is 200 and regular level 99 sif is 210. act 5 sif is slower. which is really interesting to me. like it makes sense#considering the Everything. but also its only. 10. i wouldve thought it would be more than that. bc like. craft exhaustion and such#idk. its not relevant to this post literally at all i just thought it was interesting LMAO#... wait this also doesnt take into account the 10% chance to inflict slow loops basic attack has#im not doing more math though. fuck it. that can be the compensation for the fucking scissors#compensation??? is the wrong word i think. yk. balancing out the scales or w/e#isatposting
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I canât be the only member of the unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls as a kid to unhealthily obsessed with malevolent as an adult pipeline
#yes these are some of the sketches that are old but I tricked you cause I did clean them up prior to posting#just so they like. make sense#the problem with these is that now Iâm thinking about the implications and Iâve got like a whole au in my head#malevolent#my art#gravity falls#malevolent podcast#Arthur lester#John doe#dipper pines#kayne malevolent#bill cipher#anyway arthur and John circa season 2 get transported into the future and into Oregon and they wander into a shack in the woods with weird#signs looking for medical help because Arthur is once again fucking dying and dipper is like. yellow eyed BITCH oh wait no this is different#fuck whatâs wrong with this British man
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"Whoever wrote this shit fucking hates Origins or has never played it and no fukkin clue what the hell the Grey Wardens even are. But it is really no coincidence, the Grey Wardens have been treated like shit in every single game (x)"
Couldn't have said it better.
But also wooah, I thought I have seen all of New Bioware's disdain for all that came before them⢠by now, but this here, going complete scorched earth, is yet another level of spite for the old games and the people who worked on them (and left/were fired without severance pay since then) that even I would have not expected. Way to spit in the faces of longtime fans, "bioware" Good job!!! đ¤˘đ¤˘đ¤˘
Fuck this game, srlsy.
#needless to say nothing of this makes any goddamn sense but what else is new lmao#story coherence and logic? We don't know her :))))#tho you gotta admire their commitment to treat the wardens like utter shit in every game :)))#but holy shit this is an unmatched level of petty and spite even for them#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#bioware critical#like whoa#fuck them srsly#veilguard critical#dragon age critical#not really more like#datv critical#I waited ten years to be insulted like this? Hahahahaha... no I refuse#veilguard really is the worst fever dream and i want off this ride
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I have to imagine the conversation was something like, "We can't just do Inquisition again" and "Okay, so then how does the PC become the leader of a group?" and everyone just shrugged and said we'll figure it out later, and then they didn't do that
#bioware critical#veilguard critical#dragon age critical#the game is fun but the central premise makes zero fucking sense#davg#veilguard#I don't know that this really qualifies as spoilers because... it's pretty much shown in the prologue#but I kept waiting for it to make sense
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also every time I re-watch the first movie I always make myself laugh thinking about how fast astrid got to hiccup after he wakes up at the end of the movie. because it's either
a) astrid's house is not that far from his
or the funnier and more superior b) she lives across the island but heard the crowd forming and she morphed through her wall, ran 100mph & shoved aside every viking in her way
#httyd#hiccstrid#or i guess she purposefully found tasks to do nearby his house every day while waiting. it was probably that. can you imagine#she's like helping someone build a shed & hears 'it's hiccup!' and fucking drops the pile of wood and nails on them and ditches#and at their wedding in the 3rd movie that guy is grumbling in the back like ugh i hate them#i should really just make fanfic and leave all of you alone lmfao#do we know which houses belong to the rest of the squad?#i know it's a movie so it just happens like this but i like to make it make sense okay
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Okay so Wrong Organ posted the first part of their Q&A and I want to highlight some of my favorite parts from it.
Daisuke was truly just a kid who wanted to make his parents proud, the guy didn't even wanna be on that ship. He didn't get a chance to find meaning in his life. I want to ******************
We already kinda knew Anya wasn't the best nurse (even with Jimmy's twisted perspective) because her office is littered with beginner books for first aid, but the fact that she tried getting into medical school EIGHT TIMES is heartbreaking. She basically kept Curly alive for like 5 months after the crash completely burned his skin off and left him limbless, she tried her damn best and even that wasn't enough.
Also Curly is British </3 but y'know we lose some I guess.
how much do you wanna bet curly is the type of guy who thinks every pokĂŠmon is pikachu
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#daisuke is a digimon fan#maybe we actually won with that#also anya liking glaceon makes so much sense she has the vibe of an ice type trainer#fuck jimmy tho that bitch just loves being the fucking gary stu mf#i have nothing to say about swansea tho#his stuff just makes sense#anyway those r my comments cant wait for the other parts#thanks wrong organ
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Going thru it in ways never before conceived ââ
#hoof draws#tbh. kinda been bedrotting for the last 2 weeks#waiting to feel ''like myself'' again but like. slowly realizing that the way I feel now might just be the new default#so. feeling weird and bad in ways that make no fucking sense
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What???!
WHAT???
#WHAT WAS THAT#WHEN DID THIS TURNED INTO A HORROR GAME????#Metroid Fusion#Metroid#Oh wait a minute#it's an x parasite-wait no that doesn't make sense they need a host#like a living host#even if Samus got infected she got healed and all#how?????#Oooh wait!!!#Is it the suit???? they said her original suit that got infected was brought to this station#oh shit the suit took life??? And used some of Samus' DNA to somehow make a host?? Samus got an evil clone shit#it looks creepy as fuck not gonna lie#i thought for a moment my game had bugged somehow#Mabu plays Metroid
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