#(this is so embarrassing y’all…)
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would you have let me wear this bra to thanksgiving dinner?
#see the crumbs flying out when i finally lift my shirt off. ugh#y’all it’s so embarrassing#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow
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he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”
and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.
their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.
their hubris led to their humiliation.
they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.
this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.
this was the opponent btw:

#my big 3:#fangirl#fandom#formula 1#imagine getting humbled by bitch who’s 5’4 and wearing a cowboy hat purchased at build a bear#bc said bitch had gone to build a bear to make the stuffed version of leo leclerc#ya know#leo leclerc#he’s charles leclerc’s puppy#and i borrowed his cowboy hat#austin gp 2024#us gp 2024#cota 2024#i love embarrassing ppl#like#why are you trying to ‘gotcha’ me at a gosh darn f1 race#several of these grown men started yelling at the shuttle bus drivers bc they weren’t transporting tens of thousands of ppl fast enough#so i yelled at them back in defense of the drivers#only i didn’t say ‘they’re trying their best’ or something like that#i said: why are you in such a rush? you gotta get home to your dad on the mouth?#followed up by an incredibly southern:#i don’t know why y’all’re actin like you ain’t got no raisin but jesus h christ and the donkey can’t y’all just quit actin ugly?#anywho#bitches hate me for my sense of whimsy#and frankly insane amount of knowledge about formula 1 racing
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put that thing DOWN before you scar your eyes forever, stanford
#tfw that one shameful photoshoot you agreed to for quick cash comes back to bite you in the ass decades later#do NOT open that thing stanford…….#this’s like funny haha ford found an embarrassing thing stan did but also. it isn’t so funny haha is it#considered doing a part 2 where stan sees that ford saw it and erm i got lazy and haven’t drawn it yet#so that may or may not come up next#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#sea grunks#my art#rystiart#ermmmmm………#dunno whether this is a funny post or a depressing one that’s up to y’all
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Good morning to all the #neverkamala pro Palestine protest voters and the “influencers” who asked their followers to abstain from voting or vote Jill stein. Where is she btw?? Did she crawl back into her hole now that the election is over?

Anyway good luck and just know that those protest vote influencers who influenced you won’t be suffering. They’ll be sleeping perfectly fine. The victims will continue to be victims and those that actually did the right thing will now be forced to suffer as well because of short sighted ego. And those that protest voted will continue to deny any accountability and “oh it didn’t even make a difference guiseeee I swearrrr” stfu.
#Project 2025#kamala harris#jill stein#2025#luigi mangione#neverkamala#gaza#maya ayooni#3rd party#american politics#us politics#israel palestine conflict#politics#Netanyahu#protest vote#You and all the minorities who voted for trump are all traitors.#Reading about how Latinos regret their votes and Venezuelans regret their vote fuck you fuck you fuck you#And I hate that the good people will be lumped together with you and face the same consequences as you#Just know that if you have no haters I’m dead#“Omg can you stop reminding us/stop being so divisive” actually no I won’t because y’all have short term memory and ill keep reminding you#You voted for this and I hope y’all are embarrassed as you lie in the bed you made but honestly I see more lame excuses than anything
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shoutout to this gross sofa
#jayvik#arcane#jayce x viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#OKAY i hate this sketch suddenly it’s not up to my standards hahahah it was meant to be chilll#i am cringe but i am free#i think I don’t like it cause this jayce doesn’t look much like himself imo also I don’t actually draw people kissing often#so it’s always tricky I couldn’t get it right 😔#it was meant to be a chill no reference sketch and took me 5 hours hahaha 2 of them just that dumbass kiss and I gave up 👍#so yeah I feel embarrassed awkward posting bc of that but also need to stop the it has to be perfect to post mindset#okay that’s my rant of the day#hope y’all enjoy this anyways bye#my art#lambiart
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Darrel Curtis Sr giving Steve, Two-Bit, Dally and Johnny the lecture on safe sex because he knows none of their fathers will.
#dad don’t talk to our buddies about that it’s so embarrassing!#y’all wanna end up taking care of a baby Dallas Winston?#the outsiders#mr curtis#darrel curtis sr#steve randle#two bit mathews#dallas winston#johnny cade
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the hype was 100% justified. jimmy mcgill where have you been all my life
#y’all really weren’t joking he is SO pathetic#trying to figure him out in my style but it’s a struggle so far..#jimmy mcgill#saul goodman#better call saul#bcs#bcs fanart#better call saul fanart#digital art#my art#really not a fan of being whipped for a silly meme man it’s so embarrassing
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Luffy’s epiphany “I’m in love with Sanji” moment happens when Sanji takes a two day trip to grab food supplies. Sanji made sure to leave plenty of food he’d already prepared in the fridge for Luffy and the others so they wouldn’t miss any meals while he was gone. Out of sheer habit Luffy barges into the galley shouting SANJI FOOD and just. Goes real quiet when he remembers that Sanji isn’t there. The rest of the crew notice while he’s eating that he seems super mopey, and they’re like hey what’s wrong, you have food, it’s Sanji’s cooking, what’s the big deal? And Luffy’s like yeah but it’s not the SAME. Because Sanji isn’t here. And they’re like ??? and Luffy’s realizing it’s not just Sanji’s food that he likes, it’s SANJI, and Sanji’s not there right now so he’s sad bc he misses him. It’s not the same to eat his food and not have him be there to serve it. It’s not the same since he’s not in the kitchen cooking and Luffy can’t sit and watch him in his element. It’s not the same bc Luffy can’t tell him how delicious it is and watch his reaction (he always gets super flustered and pleased and it’s CUTE). The food’s still yummy but it’s lacking one very important ingredient: Sanji!! Sanji’s not THERE and Luffy misses him so so so much. Cue him pouting and sulking around the ship for the next two days waiting for Sanji to come home. It’s literally that one SpongeBob line “What did you do while I was gone?” “Wait for you to come back 🥺🥺🥺” Luffy now knows he’s found something he loves more than food and that’s the cook that makes food for him. GOD. They make me ill
#Crams my headcanons down your throats ahahaha what hi I’m not doing anything what’re you talking about#Sanlu#Lusan#Sanji#Luffy#One Piece#Black Leg Sanji#Monkey D Luffy#Shima speaks#I’m SO embarrassing I hope y’all don’t mind me being mentally ill about my ships. Tee hee
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ugh sick silly time wahhh
#cold front swap au#sorry gang im abit too embarrassed to tag the rest#its just a dumb doodle anyway#also happy 100th post to me !!! thanks to everyone for making me have smth to look forward to everyday :]#y’all are so great it’s wild honestly#man I didn’t think I’d get this far with tumblr but life’s weird sometimes yknow /pos#also off topic but have you guys read the augwin slasher au fanfic it’s so good but oh my god shit made my stomach twist frfr/lh
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I wish he was a girl 😔
#oh wait I could draw that#doug rattman#be afraid mouse boy#portal 2#y’all love my nonsense don’t you#you better#anyway this is embarrassing bye#I’d genderbend chell too but honestly she’d just look like Gordon Freeman in my brain#so
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Haha. I posted fic. don’t read it.
#too embarrassed to tag wolfpants but seeing your wip snip and is legit the reason I’m xposting lol#took the anyone who sees this and wants to share to heart and tagging myself ig#And Ty solifuge once again in these notes#rest of the tags are dumb but leaving them for posterity#I truly pretend it’s a journal lmao#Ik the tenses are mess I don’t want to talk abt it#all exposition no dialogue#make Homer go crazy#Ik Ik all my sentences are too long and idk how punctuation works anymore it’s been too long since I had to care#my everything is too long p#aughhhb embarrassing shutting up#harry potter#draco malfoy#drarry#hp fanart#hpdm#hp fanfic#oh so embarrassed I’m in agony I am agonized how do y’all do this all the time#words are so much more vulnerable than images#to me#I deleted like 6 more long tags of yapping#this is miserable#I can’t believe some of y’all do this for fun#and now I’m doing it for fun#like a cult inductee#should I tag this as#wip#idk#if I had a nickel for every time I’d drawn Draco malfoy getting hit by a car#I’d have 2 nickels
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I saw a tweet where someone was lamenting all the overly hated characters in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And they were all female.
They were all female.
I’m not surprised but it is this kind of thing that makes me embarrassed to say I like the show(s) still. Just the overabundance of hate toward women concentrated here makes me wanna throw up.
#hazbin hotel critical#helluva boss critical#if I was Vivienne I’d be embarrassed#but also I know she hates women too so she doesn’t care#I say this based on her words and actions y’all I’m not pulling it out of thin air
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Listen, I’m sure some other Jews will disagree with me but I’m always uncomfortable when gentiles refer to themselves as a goy/goyim
Like first of all, they almost always get it wrong grammatically (“I’m a goyim”), but it also doesn’t make that much sense culturally. “Goyim” translates to “nations” which historically was used for both Jews and gentiles before becoming a word that specifically means in “people from other nations/cultures” or simply “not-us”. It’s an in-word to describe an out group. So it doesn’t really track to call yourself “person from not-our culture” because you’re not part of the “our”.
Secondly, it’s weird because it’s just not your word. It’s very specifically Jewish, it’s a Jewish word, so why are y’all tripping over yourselves to use it when gentile is much more neutral? Like I’m betting most non-Hispanic white Americans would probably not call themselves gringos, so it’s hard to not see gentiles being so into it as an offspring of “haha, Yiddish word funny” that happens in American English, or the desperate need for leftist gentiles to prove that they’re ~in on~ Jewish culture (often without examining their internalized antisemitism but I digress). It’s definitely not cultural appropriation, but it is very weird to me.
And that’s the thing where tbh a gentile calling themselves a goy signals to me that they’re actually not keyed in to being an ally to Jews. Because while y’all can call yourselves whatever with impunity, Jews regularly face overt antisemitism for using the word goy despite it being our own fucking word. See: goy is a slur. See: Jews have sneaky secret words for us. See: the goyim know. It’s fucking loaded and sometimes actively dangerous for us—growing up in an antisemitic part of the word, my sister and I were fully taught not to use the word goy around gentiles because of how easily it was used as justification for antisemitism. So gentiles using “goy” as if it’s a cute word that shows how ~in~ they are with Jewish culture actually tells me that they don’t know much about historic or current antisemitism, or that they’re uninterested in unpacking their privilege to as non-Jews. Idk, it just feels like a slap in the face for gentiles to hold up a banner that says “I can use your language/culture more openly than you can because I won’t face horrific violence for it” and then like… expect extra special ally points for it.
Just say gentile. It means the same thing, it doesn’t come with baggage and you’re less likely to embarrass yourself using it incorrectly.
#jumblr#antisemitism#goy#goyim#gentiles#Jewish allies#Jewish culture#I see gentiles call themselves goyim all the time on tumblr and I just genuinely hope y’all don’t do that irl#like just imagining someone doing that in front of my mom#it’d be so embarrassing for everyone like please don’t show your ass like that#I get you want funny Yiddish word I get that you want special ally points#not everything is for you
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quick studies for oils class are going. hm. well. they’re going?
#and b4 you say ohh moxie these dont look so bad. these r the GOOD ones#im not showing y’all the bad ones that’s embarrassing#the only one of these I actually like is the paper bag and that’s bc I didn’t get around to ruining it with a bad background lol#anyway I just wanna complain about this class sometimes we’re supposed to do like 8 speed paintings a week as hw im not doing ALL that lmao#moxie paints#<- my new tag just to complain abt art class probably lol
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some misc doodles over the past couple days <3 ( sona uses he/him 🫶🏽)
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Basim Ibn Is’haq 🦅💙💛
Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow American followers! At the time when I started working on this, character sheets were winning the poll I posted, so I decided to combine my fixation on Mirage with one of the most selected options! This was such a blast to work on, and it was amazing to see how I’ve grown in just a year and a half. Please enjoy!
#assassin’s creed#ac mirage#basim ibn ishaq#assassin’s creed fanart#art#character sheet#my art#he’s like in my top three#it’s so embarrassing#he’s just so wonderful in mirage#no spoilers but still upset by the end#my poor baby gorl#anyways I also designed him and Nehal in modern day if y’all would like to see that soon!#nehal’s outfit slays it’s very y2k core#anyways happy thanksgiving
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