#(this is so embarrassing y’all…)
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he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”
and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.
their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.
their hubris led to their humiliation.
they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.
this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.
this was the opponent btw:
#my big 3:#fangirl#fandom#formula 1#imagine getting humbled by bitch who’s 5’4 and wearing a cowboy hat purchased at build a bear#bc said bitch had gone to build a bear to make the stuffed version of leo leclerc#ya know#leo leclerc#he’s charles leclerc’s puppy#and i borrowed his cowboy hat#austin gp 2024#us gp 2024#cota 2024#i love embarrassing ppl#like#why are you trying to ‘gotcha’ me at a gosh darn f1 race#several of these grown men started yelling at the shuttle bus drivers bc they weren’t transporting tens of thousands of ppl fast enough#so i yelled at them back in defense of the drivers#only i didn’t say ‘they’re trying their best’ or something like that#i said: why are you in such a rush? you gotta get home to your dad on the mouth?#followed up by an incredibly southern:#i don’t know why y’all’re actin like you ain’t got no raisin but jesus h christ and the donkey can’t y’all just quit actin ugly?#anywho#bitches hate me for my sense of whimsy#and frankly insane amount of knowledge about formula 1 racing
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Luffy’s epiphany “I’m in love with Sanji” moment happens when Sanji takes a two day trip to grab food supplies. Sanji made sure to leave plenty of food he’d already prepared in the fridge for Luffy and the others so they wouldn’t miss any meals while he was gone. Out of sheer habit Luffy barges into the galley shouting SANJI FOOD and just. Goes real quiet when he remembers that Sanji isn’t there. The rest of the crew notice while he’s eating that he seems super mopey, and they’re like hey what’s wrong, you have food, it’s Sanji’s cooking, what’s the big deal? And Luffy’s like yeah but it’s not the SAME. Because Sanji isn’t here. And they’re like ??? and Luffy’s realizing it’s not just Sanji’s food that he likes, it’s SANJI, and Sanji’s not there right now so he’s sad bc he misses him. It’s not the same to eat his food and not have him be there to serve it. It’s not the same since he’s not in the kitchen cooking and Luffy can’t sit and watch him in his element. It’s not the same bc Luffy can’t tell him how delicious it is and watch his reaction (he always gets super flustered and pleased and it’s CUTE). The food’s still yummy but it’s lacking one very important ingredient: Sanji!! Sanji’s not THERE and Luffy misses him so so so much. Cue him pouting and sulking around the ship for the next two days waiting for Sanji to come home. It’s literally that one SpongeBob line “What did you do while I was gone?” “Wait for you to come back 🥺🥺🥺” Luffy now knows he’s found something he loves more than food and that’s the cook that makes food for him. GOD. They make me ill
#Crams my headcanons down your throats ahahaha what hi I’m not doing anything what’re you talking about#Sanlu#Lusan#Sanji#Luffy#One Piece#Black Leg Sanji#Monkey D Luffy#Shima speaks#I’m SO embarrassing I hope y’all don’t mind me being mentally ill about my ships. Tee hee
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Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?
Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?
#tgcf#human gripes at fandom#anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer#i just absolutely hate it#why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭#especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships?#mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it#and she didn’t even give that character a name!#simply embarrassing#i could have also talked about jgy here#but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone)#so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others#but anyways#mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su#or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros#you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity?#at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright?#(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke)#i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it#that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan#the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice
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ugh sick silly time wahhh
#cold front swap au#sorry gang im abit too embarrassed to tag the rest#its just a dumb doodle anyway#also happy 100th post to me !!! thanks to everyone for making me have smth to look forward to everyday :]#y’all are so great it’s wild honestly#man I didn’t think I’d get this far with tumblr but life’s weird sometimes yknow /pos#also off topic but have you guys read the augwin slasher au fanfic it’s so good but oh my god shit made my stomach twist frfr/lh
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I saw a tweet where someone was lamenting all the overly hated characters in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And they were all female.
They were all female.
I’m not surprised but it is this kind of thing that makes me embarrassed to say I like the show(s) still. Just the overabundance of hate toward women concentrated here makes me wanna throw up.
#hazbin hotel critical#helluva boss critical#if I was Vivienne I’d be embarrassed#but also I know she hates women too so she doesn’t care#I say this based on her words and actions y’all I’m not pulling it out of thin air
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Listen, I’m sure some other Jews will disagree with me but I’m always uncomfortable when gentiles refer to themselves as a goy/goyim
Like first of all, they almost always get it wrong grammatically (“I’m a goyim”), but it also doesn’t make that much sense culturally. “Goyim” translates to “nations” which historically was used for both Jews and gentiles before becoming a word that specifically means in “people from other nations/cultures” or simply “not-us”. It’s an in-word to describe an out group. So it doesn’t really track to call yourself “person from not-our culture” because you’re not part of the “our”.
Secondly, it’s weird because it’s just not your word. It’s very specifically Jewish, it’s a Jewish word, so why are y’all tripping over yourselves to use it when gentile is much more neutral? Like I’m betting most non-Hispanic white Americans would probably not call themselves gringos, so it’s hard to not see gentiles being so into it as an offspring of “haha, Yiddish word funny” that happens in American English, or the desperate need for leftist gentiles to prove that they’re ~in on~ Jewish culture (often without examining their internalized antisemitism but I digress). It’s definitely not cultural appropriation, but it is very weird to me.
And that’s the thing where tbh a gentile calling themselves a goy signals to me that they’re actually not keyed in to being an ally to Jews. Because while y’all can call yourselves whatever with impunity, Jews regularly face overt antisemitism for using the word goy despite it being our own fucking word. See: goy is a slur. See: Jews have sneaky secret words for us. See: the goyim know. It’s fucking loaded and sometimes actively dangerous for us—growing up in an antisemitic part of the word, my sister and I were fully taught not to use the word goy around gentiles because of how easily it was used as justification for antisemitism. So gentiles using “goy” as if it’s a cute word that shows how ~in~ they are with Jewish culture actually tells me that they don’t know much about historic or current antisemitism, or that they’re uninterested in unpacking their privilege to as non-Jews. Idk, it just feels like a slap in the face for gentiles to hold up a banner that says “I can use your language/culture more openly than you can because I won’t face horrific violence for it” and then like… expect extra special ally points for it.
Just say gentile. It means the same thing, it doesn’t come with baggage and you’re less likely to embarrass yourself using it incorrectly.
#jumblr#antisemitism#goy#goyim#gentiles#Jewish allies#Jewish culture#I see gentiles call themselves goyim all the time on tumblr and I just genuinely hope y’all don’t do that irl#like just imagining someone doing that in front of my mom#it’d be so embarrassing for everyone like please don’t show your ass like that#I get you want funny Yiddish word I get that you want special ally points#not everything is for you
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some misc doodles over the past couple days <3 ( sona uses he/him 🫶🏽)
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Haha. I posted fic. don’t read it.
#too embarrassed to tag wolfpants but seeing your wip snip and is legit the reason I’m xposting lol#took the anyone who sees this and wants to share to heart and tagging myself ig#And Ty solifuge once again in these notes#rest of the tags are dumb but leaving them for posterity#I truly pretend it’s a journal lmao#Ik the tenses are mess I don’t want to talk abt it#all exposition no dialogue#make Homer go crazy#Ik Ik all my sentences are too long and idk how punctuation works anymore it’s been too long since I had to care#my everything is too long p#aughhhb embarrassing shutting up#harry potter#draco malfoy#drarry#hp fanart#hpdm#hp fanfic#oh so embarrassed I’m in agony I am agonized how do y’all do this all the time#words are so much more vulnerable than images#to me#I deleted like 6 more long tags of yapping#this is miserable#I can’t believe some of y’all do this for fun#and now I’m doing it for fun#like a cult inductee#should I tag this as#wip#idk#if I had a nickel for every time I’d drawn Draco malfoy getting hit by a car#I’d have 2 nickels
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put that thing DOWN before you scar your eyes forever, stanford
#tfw that one shameful photoshoot you agreed to for quick cash comes back to bite you in the ass decades later#do NOT open that thing stanford…….#this’s like funny haha ford found an embarrassing thing stan did but also. it isn’t so funny haha is it#considered doing a part 2 where stan sees that ford saw it and erm i got lazy and haven’t drawn it yet#so that may or may not come up next#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#sea grunks#my art#rystiart#ermmmmm………#dunno whether this is a funny post or a depressing one that’s up to y’all
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Nobody's having a good time!
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#nimona#nimona movie#nimona comic#nimona film#nimona webcomic#nimona netflix#nimona graphic novel#nimona crossover#nimonaverse#pd alice draws#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#nimona nimona#dr meredith blitzmeyer#why are all my favourite panels of this comic!Amb having a very bad time#I finished and scheduled this page to post like a week early#and now it is 5am the morning it’s going to go up and I rocketed up like I FORGOT BAL’S EYE SCAR#asdfghjklkjhgfd embarrassing#and yet I’m still telling y’all about it even though I have now fixed it so you would never know
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Happy August month to August specifically :) also to the three people who followed me after seeing buff August art I see you I support you so much here’s a little doodle…as a treat!
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer#farmer august#sdv oc#y’all I’m a little embarrassed this is like#the first thing I’ve drawn in over a week that I haven’t hated#and it’s a thirst trap of my own farmer#SORRY CHAT I think she’s neat#as do a lot of people apparanetly??? damn#anyways happy to report that buff August is canon#hc that she gets it from her grandpa#i promise i will b posting more content going forward this summer ha s just been so doo doo fart#but we live we thrive!
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me writing the freakiest shit knowing i’m not even a freak in theory
#min speaks ๋࣭ ⭑⚝#anyways chat don’t look at me different after you read that fuckass story#it isn’t me i promise#i’m simply just a vessel#THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING#do y’all fw still 🙏😘
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Ok this one is gonna be random as hell but have you guys ever SEEN this Fortnite guy?????
I never EVER imagined I’d draw a Fortnite original character but I’ve been smitten by his emo-ness💀🧌
I apologize for this one 🗿
#lucien west#fortnite#emo guy#why is he so fine#???#they had no right giving hi fishnets AND a crop top#I’m dead serious abt this one y’all#I might go insane-#random as hell#fortnite fanart#💀#send help#my art#hot guy#booba#aw hell nah this was my 50th post this is so embarrassing
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How would modern Philip look like with long hair?
Like the sweet boy he used to be (:
#toh au#the owl house#luz noceda#philip wittebane#emperor belos#modern au#teen Philip#Luz grew out her hair a little too!#because he was embarrassed that he has longer hair than her#also notice she did his eyebrows lol#they’re so sweet together y’all 😭#though I imagine Philip is a bit of a toxic friend specially after their first meeting in years#he wanted to be normal and the only person interested in him is the school’s weirdo#he would push her away and throw her under the bus at every chance he got to look better in front of his peers#of course he apologizes and amends their relationship but it made Luz pretty distrustful#anyway ughhh I gotta find time to update my fic#it didn’t even get that much engagement but it was fun to write#anyway thanks for the asks! these were really fun (:#everywhen and then
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Feeling disconnected again…
#im trying not to isolate myself but I been finding myself pulling away from folks again#maybe I’m just tired but idk#like I been feeling fine and drawing helps as an outlet#but when I go a day without drawing I end up feeling terrible#and I been noticing I haven’t been engaging a lot lately either which I’m mad about#like I’ll scroll a bit maybe post art and asks and then disappear#but also I been feeling like I’m gonna embarrass myself around people again#so if y’all have noticed me interacting less in servers or not as talkative in dms that’s why#vent#I guess???#I mean it’s more of just me noticing this lately and wanted to let y’all know that I just been feeling off lately#ventish#💬 chy chatter 💬
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I hope whoever asked ebon about sydrichie and genuinely thought it was a good idea has perpetual hell temperatured pillow syndrome on both sides and loses ample amount of sleep from it. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY DO Y’ALL ALWAYS DO THAT WITH EVERYTHING THAT IS SACRED TO ME? That was meant to stay in this space and you weird mothertruckers in fandoms that just have to know what actors think about ships think it’s okay to ask (ALSO ALWAYS AT EVENTS THAT DONT EVEN PERTAIN TO THE SHIP). LIKE Y’ALL ARE RUINING IT.
ALSO JUST TO ADD ON, THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT THAT CAUSES WRITERS AND ACTORS SO SHY AWAY FROM SCENES INVOLVING CERTAIN CHARACTERS INTERACTING BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT PEOPLE TO “GET THE WRONG IDEA” WHEN REALLY ITS JUST THAT Y’ALL DONT KNOW HOW GO BE NORMAL ABOUT ANYTHING.
#the bear fx#richie jerimovich#sydney x richie#sydney adamu#this isn’t about whether you like the ship or not#This is about not asking actors how they feel about ships that aren’t canon or realistically won’t ever be a thing#like allow that shit to just live within a fandom space#now I have to live with the secondhand embarrassment of that#we need to stop pushing the narrative that everything with which becomes a concept in a fandom has the potential to be a thing#and we also need to remember that despite actors being seperate from their characters they still have to zip on that characters life#they still have to live it and they know that character and their dynamic with other characters very well because they have to#some of y’all are too deep into the fandom content and it’s concerning#that’s coming from someone who is into different ships from all sorts of media#I swear if I don’t get anymore syd and Richie becoming work besties because of this imma be so sad
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