#(by extension)

[diyvampyrism]

gross old men we are so fucking back

[fishnoodles]

What, it's not cool anymore to be bisexual?

Video transcript:

Nick: Uh- Blur is one of our next picks. Boys and Girls. Just because uh- it's one of the coolest Blur songs I think and- the video's really cool, sorta deceiving. Makes Damon Albarn look like a... I don't know, some sort of... homoerotic seductress. And uh- [laughs]

Nikolai(?), offscreen: homoeroticism...

Nick: It's just funny seeing that- seeing that video for the first time like I didn't really know who Blur, was. And it sort of gave me like a really, funny impression of them that they were like- sort of like a homosexual band. It's sort of like, the impression I got.

Albert: Nick being a homosexual, so it- it fit perfect-

Nick: [laughs] -and me being a homosexual it all fit. But then later on, sort of like... realized that it was a joke all along. But it's still a really cool song.

Nikolai: Or was it?

Nick: OR WAS IT? Dun DUN DUN!!!! Yeah so, y'know. Boys and Girls, by Blur.

[ailingwriter]

I desperately want the next Ace Attorney game to feature Winston Payne's daughter as a prosecutor. The first case is a flashback case to like, a mock trial from when Athena was taking classes based on one of Phoenix's old trials from before his disbarment, and you think that the new Payne is just a one-off tutorial Proscecutor like her family. Then you get to the present day and learn that she has taken a level in badass and is Athena's main rival for the game.

[mousemannation]

@/the_LTA | speech you’ve all been waiting for 🎤🤣 @/katiecboulter

[vind3miat0r]

need Morgan to call Obscura "Moonbeam" so we can complete the holy trinity of celestial object listeners

[utilitycaster]

behold the shipping axes brought to you by conversations about the latest episode of Midst but broadly applicable

[jestierabbit]

Boyd all grown up! As he grew up he asked to take on some aspects of Gyro in small ways.

He also really likes space :)

[zabberzim]

I am very interested in your Landot fankid design

Good good, because after I saw this ask I’ve decided to indulge myself and draw them once again

Without further ado, HERE ARE THE LANDOT FANKIDS

I mixed in some English some Chinese and even some translated Japanese in there

The redhead is the older sister while the blue one is the younger sibling, they don’t have names yet so I’ll give you guys the honour of naming them both

Might make the age gap 1-2 years instead…

The reason there’s two kids instead of one is because Lance INSISTS on having another one so that she’d have someone to play with and care for. Naturally they have a good relationship.

I don’t know how they came to be, maybe through some magic bullshit (I’m trying not to think of mpreg but hey, I guess the possibility is out there?)

Im sure after the Landot marriage, they kept both last names but did fight over who’s first and who’s last in terms of placement

In the end they settled on Barrett-Crown

For the hair colours, I know that’s not how genetics work but it’s a world with magic so I think I get a pass here. I really did just mix their features together and called it a day but I really do still like their designs. The Landot genes fighting for dominance is the only explanation I really have.

I don’t know if I giving them both Ira kreuz was a good call…

Again this is an old doodle ⬆️

Their wands are both made from mahogany

New doodles ⬆️

I’ll give them cool wand designs but, feel free to design them too👀

Feel free to ask questions or give headcannons ^^

Anon, I’m really grateful and even thankful for the ask thank you thank you

[t4tozier]

the bambi iaus kodie t4tozier collab you’ve all been waiting for. yes we did cinnamon girl this isn’t that.

porter’s simultaneous break up and hype up country playlist. no need to thank us <3

[roseandgold137]

very crucial context for every good gold digger is that Janet and Jack were absolutely smitten with each other in highschool

[reverieaudios]

If it doesn’t include spoilers may you please explain Nathaniel’s assistant’s listener and how they’re “inspired” by AM? I love them sm I’ll take anything I can get🙏📝

I can't really answer that directly without giving away major spoilers so I'll leave you with a vague statement

They don't make each other better, they make each other so much worse

[kapreesan]

wooo first ralsei ever drawn! or. ralseis. 

[corxoran]

What sick bastard thought up this cover, huh? Trying to hurt my feelings? Trying to make me sad? Hm? Well it won't work because I've already tortured myself with all the angsty possibilities of this situation in my big awesome imagination. Better luck next time.

[traincat]

Kaine connecting with religion but that religion being Catholicism always felt like a wasted opportunity and/or something that still has the potential for a good story? Perfect way to explicitly state Peter's Jewish identity and explore it. Also tbh I think Judaism would be good for Kaine. Yes I'm also Jewish but I swear I'm speaking objectively- it's such a hopeful religion and culture, rooted in struggle and survival in a way that Christianity isn't.

That's a really good insight about survival and Judaism and Kaine, anon. It's like the old joke about every Jewish holiday being "they tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat" but for Kaine it's more like "they tried to kill me, they succeeded, I'm here anyway so now I'm going to order $800 worth of room service." Extremely Jewish of him.

I have complicated feelings about Kaine and Catholicism—though I'm gonna go ahead and say I think comics in general handle Catholicism badly and kind of just treat it like General Christianity or Default Christianity which is I guess what happens when your media empire is founded by Jews.

It's always giving this.

But yeah like honestly I don't think my feelings on Kaine and Catholicism and Kaine and heterosexuality are really that different, where he's aware that these are things you do to Be A Person but doesn't grasp the nuance because he was grown in a vat by the worst man to ever get tenure, so he's trying to connect to something that isn't a good fit for him or that maybe he's not particularly interested in as part of his efforts to be a Real Person and not just Peter Parker's broken clone. Which is really interesting! I don't think that was Yost's intent in Scarlet Spider (2012) when it comes to either Christianity or the Kaine/Annabelle romance, but that's always how it comes off to me on a subtextual level. Kaine is trying to do things the "right way" but he only has a very limited idea of what the right way is, or even that there are other options out there for him. He sees a church, he goes into the church. He sees a girl who is into him, he tries to follow a script where he can't be with her because he's bad news, not because he's not actually interested. (I have a lot of feelings on Kaine's canon romances, such as they are. He's the gay clone.)

And because he's not like Ben and he doesn't have all of Peter's memories, he's sort of awkwardly stumbling around the concept of faith as he sees it in the wider world, without a full understanding of either the nuances of that faith or of his own heritage through Peter. I also feel like even if he did know Peter was Jewish, that might be something he would feel reluctant to embrace unless he was given permission by Peter to share in that with him, because of his complicated feelings on Peter and Ben and his relation to both of them and what he feels he can and can't take away from those connections and what he hasn't earned.

I also do sometimes wonder if Miles Warren was a (lapsed) Catholic and if that's something Kaine picked up through him. That would be something interesting to explore.

[adriles]

my day as a powerful warrior consists of the danaan warrior kings trying to goad me out my hut with promises of riches and land so that i wont just sit in there & jack off isntead of aiding their men in battle

[hermesmoly]

Heracles meeting Hermes for the first time as they shake hands Hermes says “By the way I fucked your great grandfather” 😉