#gross old men

[diyvampyrism]

gross old men we are so fucking back

[leolovesthings]

I kind of chill in my own bubble usually, so I'm only now getting to know about neil gaiman assaulting ppl

in case anybody else is also in a bubble:

[she-weeb]

lol nooo

I like what i want

Guys, I just told this senior to stay away from my ask box and dms (because he's into girls who could be his granddaughters), and see what he IMMEDIATELY did:

Old men are so gross. Telling me he likes what he wants (very young girls) and sending me dms when I specifically asked him not to do it.

I'm done.

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

Rand: J.R, I need some advice.

J.R: You need advice from ME?

Rand: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

[lucia-del-rey]

there’s an old man running my study hall today and I want to vomit

he won’t stop staring at me. His aura is just pitch black, leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

[frownyalfred]

a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.

Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?

[strawberriesandstarsart]

Gross old man yaoi from my professor AU.

The local tavern HATES to see these two comin.

[zhedoktorisin-sane]

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“A zhreesome? Wizh... Rasturn, was it? He is zhe Demoman, ja?” He tried to remember what the man looked like. “He seemed disappointed zhat I was not excited by his kidney deformation. I wonder if he has a medical kink as well...”

As he ruminated on the idea, he idly teased Dodo by flexing and relaxing his sphincter around the Medic’s corkscrew cock. After all, he was wearing a ring, so a little teasing wouldn’t hurt, would it? 

The gentle teasing of his own member slowly woke it from its brief slumber. “You know, you would love to see me wizh a vibrator on zhe field. I’m sure you would insist on controlling it?” Ignatz asked, raising a brow. “I might consider zhe prospect.” He hooked a leg around Dodo’s waist and began to grind against him to bring his own cock to full mast again. “I might even let you dominate me on zhe field if you play your hand...” 

"I only wanted to help.” *brings in some pretzels and beer* -dodomedic

@dodomedic

"You wanted to help? I can't eat eggs because of you," he moaned, putting his head down on his desk, a mug of tea close to hand to settle his stomach. "Danke for removing my toozh. Also for removing my desire to eat."

[aria-greenhoodie]

Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️

Click for Quality!

[morays-lament]

I NEED to be a parental older man's favourite like PLEASE tell me you love me and only me and I'm your favourite and only daughter figure like plsplsplsplsplsplsplspls

Can you tell I used to get territorial over my male teachers and brother's friends

I'm gross I should die

[imanisays]

Lance Gross

[diyvampyrism]

I'm so happy that fionna and cake came out now instead of 2017 so I only have to live through oncest 2.0 and not rick sanchez and simon petrikov fucking on my dash

[ebbling]

Sorry tw toxic old man yaoi

[dieselocelot]

this guy brought a knife to a gun fight. is he stupid?

face close up, I like this one. plus original sketch I saved

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

Rand: Hand me the people opener.

J.R: ...

J.R: Pardon?

Rand, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

J.R, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Rand: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

J.R: Knife. It's called a knife.

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: hang on i gotta calm down *walks over and grabs gai’s cheeks and stares him straight in the eyes for thirty seconds*

kakashi: okay i’m good