#gross old men

[diyvampyrism]

gross old men we are so fucking back

[leolovesthings]

I kind of chill in my own bubble usually, so I'm only now getting to know about neil gaiman assaulting ppl

in case anybody else is also in a bubble:

[she-weeb]

lol nooo

I like what i want

Guys, I just told this senior to stay away from my ask box and dms (because he's into girls who could be his granddaughters), and see what he IMMEDIATELY did:

Old men are so gross. Telling me he likes what he wants (very young girls) and sending me dms when I specifically asked him not to do it.

I'm done.

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

Rand: J.R, I need some advice.

J.R: You need advice from ME?

Rand: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

[lucia-del-rey]

there’s an old man running my study hall today and I want to vomit

he won’t stop staring at me. His aura is just pitch black, leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

[frownyalfred]

a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.

Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?

[thatbajablastboi]

trans person calls me doll: *smiles and blushes*

Gross old man calls me doll: “I will be the cause of your untimely departure from this earth, and after the funeral I will piss on your grave and eat the flowers that your family put there. I will Eat Them.”

[aria-greenhoodie]

Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️

Click for Quality!

[zhedoktorisin-sane]

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“A zhreesome? Wizh... Rasturn, was it? He is zhe Demoman, ja?” He tried to remember what the man looked like. “He seemed disappointed zhat I was not excited by his kidney deformation. I wonder if he has a medical kink as well...”

As he ruminated on the idea, he idly teased Dodo by flexing and relaxing his sphincter around the Medic’s corkscrew cock. After all, he was wearing a ring, so a little teasing wouldn’t hurt, would it? 

The gentle teasing of his own member slowly woke it from its brief slumber. “You know, you would love to see me wizh a vibrator on zhe field. I’m sure you would insist on controlling it?” Ignatz asked, raising a brow. “I might consider zhe prospect.” He hooked a leg around Dodo’s waist and began to grind against him to bring his own cock to full mast again. “I might even let you dominate me on zhe field if you play your hand...” 

"I only wanted to help.” *brings in some pretzels and beer* -dodomedic

@dodomedic

"You wanted to help? I can't eat eggs because of you," he moaned, putting his head down on his desk, a mug of tea close to hand to settle his stomach. "Danke for removing my toozh. Also for removing my desire to eat."

[morays-lament]

I NEED to be a parental older man's favourite like PLEASE tell me you love me and only me and I'm your favourite and only daughter figure like plsplsplsplsplsplsplspls

Can you tell I used to get territorial over my male teachers and brother's friends

I'm gross I should die

[diyvampyrism]

I'm so happy that fionna and cake came out now instead of 2017 so I only have to live through oncest 2.0 and not rick sanchez and simon petrikov fucking on my dash

[ebbling]

Sorry tw toxic old man yaoi

[dieselocelot]

this guy brought a knife to a gun fight. is he stupid?

face close up, I like this one. plus original sketch I saved

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

Rand: Did it hurt when you fell-

J.R: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Rand: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

J.R: ...

Rand: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: hang on i gotta calm down *walks over and grabs gai’s cheeks and stares him straight in the eyes for thirty seconds*

kakashi: okay i’m good

[jakes3resin]

More Modern Reincarnation AU thoughts

"So what brought you to town?" Buck asks.

"Ah," Bucky stares down at his coffee. The ice has already started melting in the late summer heat. He fiddles with it, swirling it around. "It's a bit complicated."

"How so?" Buck leans in.

"A bit too complicated for a first meeting," Bucky says with a sad smile. "I don't wanna scare you off when I just met you now do I Buck?"

"Well, I don't scare so easy." Buck reaches out placing a hand on Bucky's own. "But I won't force you."

"Thanks," Bucky squeezes Buck's. "But, that doesn't mean we can't talk about you."

"Ha," Buck breathes out a laugh. He still hasn't pulled his hand away. "I see how it is. Dodge the question, so you can repeat it. You turned the tables on me real quick."

"Just curious," Bucky laughed. Buck stared at him wide-eyed. "Don't get a lot of boys telling me I look like an old friend from Wisconsin, and I'm curious about the one who did."

"Well," Buck draws out the word. He still hasn't taken his eyes off of Bucky, and it's hard work fighting a blush with those blue eyes taking in his every feature. "I'm a student at Georgetown. Trying for my PhD."

"Wow," Bucky pushes his glasses up. "In what?"

"Interplanetary physics." Buck says it with a smile. "Bit nerdy, right?"

"Not at all!" Bucky leans in affronted that someone would dare say that. "Who told you that? They're just jealous."

✨️

"I don't know why I'm telling you all this," Bucky laughs. Shakes his head and starts to pace because he really can't explain it, and it drives him up the wall. "There's just something different about you? I think."

Bucky pauses, shakes his head again as if that'll clear his head. Buck hasn't stopped staring at him.

"You're something else, Buck." Bucky stops pacing to just stare right back at Buck. He doesn't do that very often, stare back at Buck. When he does, a weight presses down, down, down on his chest until he can scarcely breathe. Buck never looks away, but Bucky always has to.

✨️

"Why do you go by the name Egan?" Buck asks him one day while they're slaving over textbooks and assignments in another coffee shop. Bucky found this one online a week ago. The lemon tarts are divine, but the coffee is so so. Though that may be because he chose a lavender oat milk latte instead of his usual caramel macchiato. Sue him, the sign next to the tarts had said they paired well together. Bucky shrugs, not lifting his eyes from his reading. Buck has to tap him on the nose to get a better answer.

"Easier, I guess." Bucky pushes up his glasses with one finger. Buck still stares at him as if every motion or movement is brand new, like he's one of the stars Buck adores so much. Bucky still can't stare back for too long. "No one expects someone with my family name to change it, so I can fly under the radar. Live my life without the burden of all those eyes."

I have SO MANY thoughts about this AU! Someone please take them out of my head, I need to focus on England Arc for my a/b/o fic series!