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i love laura palmer
#laura palmer#twin peaks#twin peaks fire walk with me#twin peaks spoilers#fire walk with me#meanwhile#david lynch#audrey horne#dale cooper#special agent dale cooper#shelly johnson#mark frost#twin peaks the missing pieces#stars hollow#fall aesthetic#funny memes#lynchian#the secret diary of laura palmer#just girly thoughts#just girly things#you like your girls insane#tumblr girls#girlblogging#girl blogging#female hysteria#female manipulator#female experience#girl blogger#girl interrupted#girls icons
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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
#laius thorden#laios touden#kabru#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#Linktoo art#labru#narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway#the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me#its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations#just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him#the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him#hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process#meanwhile#laius is just autistic
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Imagine having a hopeless crush on Batman and telling yourself it isn’t real and it’s just the mask you’re attracted to and the whole illusion will be ruined if he takes it off.
Clark, to himself during a JL meeting: maybe he’s ugly under the cowl and you just have a weird mask fetish
Clark .2 seconds after seeing Bruce take off the cowl one day after a battle: oh my god it’s so much worse
#poor vanilla Clark is beating himself up for having a mask kink#meanwhile#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superbat#clark kent#Superman
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Sheryl Lee | Twin Peaks
#laura palmer#sheryl lee#twin peaks#david lynch#twinpeaksedit#gif#meanwhile#doppelganger#red room#black lodge#the red room#the black lodge#episode 29#twinpeaks 2x22#twinpeaks#twinpeaksdaily#tvedit#flashing gif#flashing lights#televisionedit#televisiongifs#dailyflicks#cinematv#cinemapix#tvandfilm#filmtvdaily#horrortvfilmsource#horrorwomansource#gifset
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ummm so have y’all seen that GQ photo shoot…?
this is sort of a joke for @bluelotuswrites fic The Hellblazer’s Apprentice on a fun way for bruce to find out jason is in fact alive and well. it’s also just an excuse to draw all blades jason shirtless bc i’m a hoe 😔
edit: now with fic!!! please go check out blues fun fic about model jason!
#bruce finding out jason’s alive because he passed a billboard with jason shirtless and posed like a model#he has to take a week off to process#everyone in gotham is thirsting over his undead son there are screens with the photo shoot up like it’s times square#bruce cannot escape it#dick is mortified when his friends buy the magazine#damian is horrified to see his brother from the league presenting himself in such a way but glad to know he’s okay#everyone is scarred for life#meanwhile#constantine is laughing his ass off in a corner after having scored jason the gig in the first place to get back at bruce after a mission#jason todd#jason todd fanart#batfam#fic: the hellblazer’s apprentice#GQ magazine#john constantine#bruce wayne#my art <3#my art
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MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕
#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better#hogwarts legacy#hphl#ominis gaunt#ominis gaunt x mc#ominis gaunt x oc#ominis x mc#hogwarts legacy ominis#hogwarts legacy fanart#hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO#its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA#this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO#i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE#what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok#also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too#HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC?#meanwhile#also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done#A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES#choccyart
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why is everyone afraid of writing drunk and nasty nanami content (100% consensual and communicated previously between himself and reader)? it’s literally confirmed that he drinks quite often. where is the wasted on brown liquor DISGUSTING nanami fics? like him sitting at home, manspreading and drunk? watching your every move? work attire still on, sleeves rolled up, tie loose, HAND ON BELT. WHERE ARE THE WRITERS? GET YOUR LAPTOPS.
#❁ thinkin’#meanwhile#(me: a writer.)#this teeters along the edges of my mean!high!geto fics#but i feel like nanami would be much nicer#nanami#nanami kento#jjk nanami#nanami x black!reader#nanami x reader#smut
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When Danny was told Vlad was coming over, he didn't care, much. After all, being told that he's lost all romantic interest in his mother, is trying to keep thoughts of murdering his father to just thoughts, and genuinely trying to be better than he was before.
Danny decided to give him at least a portion of leeway. You know, to see if he's holding up to his word.
But this, this is not it.
He dragged Vlad out of the room, shooting out an excuse that he just needed Vlad's help with something and just wanted to talk for a bit. Then brought him down to his level-via pulling on his collar- with a scowl.
"You trade my mother for that thing!?"
The thing in question, was some British guy by the name of John Constantine. Who smelled like smoke, alcohol and genuinely seemed to be questioning how exactly he ended up in this situation.
Vlad, to Danny's displeasure and increasing horror.
Is smitten.
Why did it seem that when Vlad turned good his intelligence just seemed to take a nosedive. Enough so that he settled for that and he is happy he isn't going after his mom but, like.
C'mon dude.
You can do better.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Counterfit shipping#Vlad/Constantine#Danny is offended on his mom's behalf that Vlad chose Constantine over her#Meanwhile#Jack and Maddie are trying to both wingman and give a shovel talk simultaneously to Constantine in the room over#John Constantine is just confused how exactly he ended up here#He does like the large wheels of cheese that end up coming his way though#Those taste extremely good#Yes Vlad makes said cheese#Dairy King isn't his ancestor for nothing
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Stanley, the interdimentional portal he built in his basement was the reason the apocalypse almost came to pass, how are you suprised?
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan being like HA I AM NOT THE ONLY CRIMINAL IN THE FAMILY#meanwhile#stan is a petty thief and a conman#Ford has been doing illegal and morally questionable shit way before he got yoinked into other dimentions#including building said portal#a handgun that is basically a wmd#keeping a paradox reality breaking object and using it to play dnd and giving it to a 12 y/o#and that is just the things we know about in the show#not to mention being in a weird ass codependent thing with an interdimentional war criminal#the siblings ever
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Huh, you know, Miquella divesting Trina reminds me of this discussion when the base game came out that Radagon was trying to undermine Marika & take over completely (his portraits & statues depict him in heroic and in control pose, while Marika was crucified with eyes downcast).
Now with the DLC proving that it’s Marika who is the emotions, the part that is heavy with love and rage and sorrow, I wonder if she knew had Radagon succeeded, the current rotten Order would persist, so better to drag him to death with her too, right now. Shatter it all.
Her smashing the Elden ring turns out to be motivated by so many legit reasons, after all. The realization that she had become just like the oppressors who stuff her people into jars, the death of Godwyn, her separation from Messmer, Death was back, Radagon was trying to cast her away to maintain the current status quo… wow.
also this explains why the base game goes out of its way to show that Miquella was once close to Radagon… (those Rings of Light spells) not Marika … 💀💀💀💀 all the signs are there…
#elden ring#shadows of the erdtree spoilers#queen marika the eternal#radagon of the golden order#holy fuck that is already in their name too. Marika the /Eternal/ the survivor through whose existence the dead shrine maidens will live#life eternal#yes in the Japanese text Marika’s village is called Miko’s Village it carries a whole different context meaning in Asia#they are shrine maidens#meanwhile#radagon *OF* the Golden Order#this is why Marika sounds like she’ll straight up murk him herself when she shattered the ring 💀#er brainrot#falling to my knees
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Cregan: Why are there little handprints on the wall?
Jace (to baby Rickon): Why are there little handprints on the wall?
Rickon: Because I have little hands
Jace: ....*melting inside*
Jace: Because he has little hands
Cregan: .....I see
#jace fallling in love with baby rickon#meanwhile#Cregan FALLING IN LOVE with Jace#lord stark sees his prince playing with his son and falls in love#jacaerys velaryon x cregan stark#incorrect quotes#cregan x jace#jace x cregan#cregan stark x jacaerys velaryon#cregan stark#crejace#jacaerys targaryen#jace velaryon#jacegan#hotd#hotd s2#incorrect hotd quotes#hotd season 2#house of the dragon s 2#house of the dragon season 2
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Found family trope anyone?
#spy x family#loid forger#anya forger#yor forger#spy x family manga#spy x family fanart#thorn princess#twighlight#loidyor#buddy daddies#miri unasaka#kazuki kurusu#rei suwa#kazuki x rei#buddy daddies anime#sorry i disappeared#I've been busy w uni#I'll try to post more if i have the time#meanwhile#enjoy my obsession w the found family trope
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I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.
#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#remus lupin x sirius black#sirius black x remus lupin#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#the marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#mwpp era#mwpp#trans remus lupin#MY TRANS BABY BOY REMUS#I LOVE TRANS REMUS#he is so pathetic#not because of trans just because that is who he is#and we love it#pathetic loserboy remus lupin my beloved <3#meanwhile#casanova of gryffindor tower sirius black#casanova of gryffindor tower#bro was a literal sex god#half the people in hogwarts lost their virginity to him#because he wanted to piss off his parents#(and take his mind off of the cute little nerdy anxious werewolf boy in his dorm)
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🐺 LYCANTHROPY:
Featuring : The werewolf brothers
Is it a Blessing? ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ?
#LAUGHS#AJKSFHDSF Tumblr isnt safe from my shitposting either#Vilkas#Farkas#Farkas knows whats good#hes sexy and he KNOWS IT#meanwhile#Vilkas : Bitchless & miserable#Oh vilkas#This strictly follows the hc where vilkas choses to give up his lycanthropy and become human while Farkas be like nah bro#and keeps his werewolf blood because hes just#lovin it#like cmon man how can you give up having such beautiful hairy badonkers#i adore giving vilkas the most. absolutely unhinged expressions#look at him. poor man#anyways LOL#Tes#skyrim#skyrim art shenanigans#shitposting#vilkas skyrim#farkas skyrim#ronkeyroo#my art
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Part 27
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Oh no they lost him
also, Raph not recognising that Donnie is feral, means that it's not all that different from how Donnie normally acts lol
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#meanwhile#Leos just dead#passed away#in a better place#unmutated donnie au#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt
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