#( *✧ —— headcanons ┊ pandora lovegood. )

[not-rab]

Pandora: The floor's lava!

James: *helping Regulus onto the table*

Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*

Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends

[macaulaytwins]

part 2

[isabel-lillah]

"You bastard!" Barty doesn't think twice before throwing himself at the idiot who decided to try and push Pandora around. It's not that Pandora can't take care of herself - she absolutely can - but she also is one of Barty's best friends. And he will stand up for her no matter wha-

"Barty, you already have a detention for fighting, they'll call your father if you fight again now," someone murmurs while draging him away. Regulus. It's Regulus. But isn't he supposed to be on a date with James?

That question is answered to him when he hears a yelp and turns around to find James punching the bastard, twice.

Huh

Maybe Barty does like James after all

[redadidassneakers]

Pandora: does he make your heart beat really fast?

Regulus: I have anxiety, Dora, everything makes my heart beat really fast

[writtenicarus]

luna watching professor lupin turn around when someone shouts loony in the corridor (they were shouting at her)

[nyxstherapy]

*texting*

james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him

[a-great-tragedy]

on Evan’s phone Barty is saved as pretty little princess.

That’s it, thank you

[reggieslocket]

they're so pretty i just wanna bite them

[whydousernamesevenexist]

We as the marauders fandom waste so many opportunities to make jokes about Pandora's box. Like. Pandora definitely owns a random box that she carries with her, and the Skittles refer to it only as Pandora's box, they have super serious expressions, and they are extremely dramatic about nobody being allowed to open it.

If we're talking modern au, in youtuber au Pandora would definitely start her videos with "Hey guys, I'm Pandora! Welcome to another unboxing video, I sure hope nothing goes wrong like it did the last time!"

[billsbae]

now imagine jegulus being harry's parents and pandalily being luna's. barty now has to deal with not only one but two kids, babysitting them

*playing with dolls*

barty: uh, how you doing?

harry looking at luna: uncle barty, say it in your girl voice!

luna: why do we keep asking you!

barty to james: hey look away

barty: how you doing? 🩷💅

james: *fvcking dies*

could work also with evan

[veethebeequeen]

Rosekiller Headcanons

Evan crushed on Barty for months before Barty realized he liked Evan as well but didn't say anything to Evan because he was convinced that Evan would never like him back.

Evan never told Pandora that he liked Barty she just knew. And Barty told Regulus but made him swear not to tell Evan, and would make Regulus sit and listen to him talk about how much he liked Evan for hours.

Evan then thought that Barty liked Regulus and was crushed and cried to Pandora and Dorcus for hours. He started to distance himself from the two and spent more time with Dorcus, Marlene, Pandora and Lily.

Over all those late night talks about Regulus finally convinces Barty to ask Evan to hogsmead together.

Evan doesn't realize that this outing is a date until the very end of it and then gets extremely excited and almost tackles Barty to the ground in a hug.

Evan is the only one Barty lets call him Bee

People think Barty is the crazier one of the duo but he's not, Evan is the crazier one but is better at hiding it so whenever it comes out often takes people back.

Barty joins the death eaters because of Evan, his father gave him no choice and Barty refused to let him go through that alone.

[isabel-lillah]

10 things only James Potter knew about Regulus Black

1) In July 1976, he came to the Potters through their floo together with unconscious Sirius. He left again before Effie and Monty came.

2) After his brother got away from home, he continued to secretly check on him.

3) He threatened Snape into not spreading the information about Remus being a werewolf.

4) He hexed another Slytherin for insulting Pandora.

5) He got punished for it by his mother. That was the second time he came through the Potters's floo.

6) He spent most of his nights at Hogwarts in the astronomy tower.

7) Regulus had violent nightmares that left him shaking. Sometimes, the shakes didn't stop for hours.

8) His touch was like the ocean - engulfing, gentle, but also powerful.

9) Before he left for the cave, he obliviated James in his sleep.

10) The obliviate didn't work.

[martie10]

Pandora: lily actually smiled at me today! like a real smile! do you think she likes me back?

Barty: I don't know, panda. believe what you want

*20 years later*

Luna: Proffesor Moody, do you have any books about nargles? I know they're real i just havent found one yet-

Barty as proffesor moody: I don't know, panda. believe what you want

LUNA SHOUD'VE CALLED HIM UNCLE BAT BUT ONLY KNEW HIM THROUGH A FAKE FACE AND IM NOW CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP

[not-rab]

Regulus *deadpan*: I’m like… if depression was a person

Pandora: And I’m like if Pandora was a person!!!

[kawaiibarty]

btw pandora has a collection of babushka/matryoshka dolls that are painted to look like each of her friends. she's the biggest one btw, all of them live inside her. it's her own little inside joke about being a literal pandora's box and that all her friends are a representative of each world evil.

[a-great-tragedy]

Regulus and Pandora are not the “sane ones of the skittles” they are freaks. Those two are painting their nails and summoning demons at a sleepover after having tea with their collection of beheaded dolls. They are the farthest from sane.