#｢ answered wishes. ｣

[everwalldigan]

My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

[teaboot]

"Do audio books count as reading" is such a stupid fucking question, it's not even the right question

Like

"Does listening to text read aloud qualify as visually recognizing the individual characters of written language?"

No

"Does listening to text read out loud qualify as receiving the information contained within written language?"

Yes

"Does listening to text read aloud qualify as experiencing the arbitrarily determined level of suffering that I personally think someone should have to experience before they can add a piece of text to their resume, like a trophy for "best martyr" in a cabinet dedicated to calculating intellectual status?"

Go fuck yourself

[outerspacetown]

inspired by this legendary post by @samberriez !

[pixlokita]

✨🥓 nothing will snap you out of agony nightmares faster than bacon

[markscherz]

Asking for all the fiber artists here, are you aware of the term "frogging" in fiber arts like knitting and crochet to mean "ripping out your work?" It's a pun on the sound a frog makes being ribbit because when you frog something you riiiip it rip it rippit. A lot of fiber artists themselves are unaware of this and their reactions to this knowledge range from exasperated sighs to utter delight.

[armoralor]

Master Sol is the type of person that joins every single imaginary tea party a youngling invites him to.

[sisaloofafump]

I think about this quote everyday. You're right Arthur, they ARE best friends and it IS kind of adorable

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal 1x04 - “Œuf”

#hannibal was expecting will for family dinner

[dreamerdagn]

thank you dbza for this character dynamic

based on (source)

[heynhay]

nothing just this post by @speakswords

[jeonseoguu]

jonathan lives au but he's just an immortal talking disembodied head hanging from joseph's belt giving him advice like Mimir from god of war

he doesnt always listen

this is genuinely the funniest idea ever

[canisalbus]

I love Machete so much: sometimes he makes me think of the "Wells for Sensitive Little Boys" SNL skit

Some kids can be four-star chefs. Some kids can win the race. But some just long to be understood. Introducing wells for sensitive little boys from Fisher Price.

[bunnieswithknives]

Does anyone else other than hazel end up finding out abt dev’ prosthetic?do Winn and jasmine find out?

Eventually he does get comfortable enough to let other people see it, he still refuses to tell anyone what happened though.

[cubbihue]

It's aspiring how many of these asks you've answered in such a short time! That being said, what was it like for Cosmo and Wanda teaching Peri things like flying? What was Timmy doing while they were teaching Peri?

It was much more gentler and smoother than teaching Timmy, that's for sure. Peri took very small baby steps before he was zooming around and knocking things over! Timmy was still human at this time, and had to be very careful not to accidentally injure Peri during this stage.

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