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dreamerdagn · 8 months ago
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thank you dbza for this character dynamic
based on (source)
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t00thpasteface · 8 months ago
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have you ever wished your cat was stupider and hungrier?
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reunitedinterlude · 1 month ago
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their dream came true <3 (1, 2, 3)
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heartscrypt · 1 year ago
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OH MY GOD WAIT I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE. ok so. you know how magicam is the twst version of instagram. i dreamt about the twst version of tinder.
it's called cinder (like cinderella) and its tagline is "find your prince before the clock strikes twelve". its gimmick is that when you make a match with a person you have 24 hours to talk with them. if you like them, get their contact information before time runs out. because otherwise you're never fucking seeing them on the app again IT BLOCKS THE OTHER'S PROFILE. this is where capitalism comes in though. through a paid subscription, once per day, you can "leave a glass slipper" on a match's profile. it functions as a bookmark and keeps your conversation open for another 24 hrs. after the time is up you can keep the glass slipper there to extend more time or remove it to leave it on someone else's
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fungal-rot · 6 months ago
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saw that tweet awhile back and immediately thought of these two dumbasses (affectionate)
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sunshineandlyrics · 9 days ago
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Louis helping bros to get dates ..
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🫶🏼 Louis being featured in the dating app profiles of random guys x x
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treasureteamtango · 8 months ago
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touhou doodles using the random 2hu generator
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eridude · 9 months ago
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some feferi doodles! w/ a touch of catfish.
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gosmigenergy · 2 months ago
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KINKTOBER 2024 / Day One
HANDJOBS / TEMPERATURE PLAY / BREAST WORSHIP (@absurdthirst)
Starring: Francisco ‘Catfish’ Morales x F!Reader
Summary: When you decide to tag along with Francisco, his idea of a regular fishing trip changes when you take advantage of the quiet surroundings.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No use of Y/N, drinking/alcohol, swimming in open water, language, alludes to struggling to swim/drowning (reader just panics, it doesn’t occur), handjob.
Word Count: 2.7k
Author’s Notes: Hello, I’m back for another Kinktober! Just to let you know, these may be a little sporadic, I’ve struggled to get into the writing mood this year but I’ll deliver what I can. Also I couldn’t make my mind up on a list so I’ll be flicking between two prompt lists, anyway, enjoy 😘
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Frankie always did these trips on his lonesome.
He’d rent a little cabin tucked away in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by vast lakes, and drive miles to get there. It was an escape from the hustle and bustle of trying to get by, allowed him peace of mind from all the shit that was going on and most importantly, it took him away from his vices.
He didn’t mind his own company but when you offered, he couldn’t say no.
“Are you sure? It might get a little boring.”
You saw the tips of his ears turn pink as he nervously played with the peak of his cap.
After everything he’d been through, getting busted, losing his pilot license and that trip with the boys he won’t say anything about, you thought he could use the company. You were sure he was using the term boring to deter you from going.
It was the fourth day and, unbeknown to him, you were indeed getting a little bored.
When you first met Frankie, you though his nickname had come from the fact that, occasionally, he’d look at you with his big brown eyes and his plump lips parted, decorated with patchy whiskers. Part of that was true, it also turns out, the man loves to fish.
He did pretty well on the first couple of days, cooking his catches for breakfast, lunch and dinner but today, he wasn’t having so much luck.
You had taken the trip as an opportunity to switch off as much as you could, the lack of signal in every location a godsend. You hadn’t checked your emails since the moment you got to the cabin, hadn’t looked at the screen to see your notifications and even though you’d taken photographs, you hadn’t posted them online.
When you got ready in the morning, you dressed in the loosest pieces you had, did the shortest skin care routine possible and left with no makeup. You mostly read on the blanket and cushions next to Frankie’s fold away stool, every now and again going for a walk in the wilderness, inhaling the fresh air deeply.
He sighed exasperated and your ears caught the whir of the fishing line.
“Nothing biting?”
He grunted.
Peeking up from the pages of your book, you could see the curls flicking from underneath his battered old cap, his wide shoulders hunched. He looked so broad on that tiny stool he perched on, his legs spread out for him to be comfortable.
You blink as you come back to where you are.
“Why don’t you take a break?”
The stones on the bank crunched under his hiking boots as he stood up, heading to the one cooler to pull out a beer. He instinctively grabs two and joins you on the blanket, pulling the tabs of the can before holding one out to you.
“Thanks,” you say as you push yourself off your front.
Once you sit with your ass firmly to a cushion, you take it from him, your fingers brushing his. You feel the heat come to your cheeks so you turn your head back to the lake as you take a sip.
“What you reading?”
He lifts his chin to your discarded book.
“Just a romance novel.”
His brows furrow, “It’s not one of those smutty ones, is it?”
You were on fire.
“Maybe,” the word squeaks.
“Can’t be better than the real thing though, can it?”
“I dunno,” you look at him as he leans back and admires the view. “Sometimes.”
He chuckles, “You’re sleeping with the wrong people, hermano.”
It was in your best interest to change the subject before you said anything stupid.
You didn’t know whether Frankie felt the same about you as you did him. When you met, you were immediately drawn to his big brown eyes and his laugh could bounce off the walls. His shyness melted away the more he got to know you, he was witty, unreserved. Sure, there were moments where the quietness returned, moments like this but it was comfortable.
“D’you think I could go for a swim?”
He shrugged, “Probably.”
As he drove the truck in, he didn’t see any signs to say you couldn’t, the pair of you hadn’t seen another human being in hours.
Hauling yourself up, you pull the tie of your drawstring trousers, kicking off your shoes.
“You bring a swimsuit?”
“Nope.”
You shrugged off your cardigan and let it fall to a puddle at your feet. Hooking your thumbs under the waistline of your trousers, you shove the fabric past your hips and abandon them with the rest of your clothes.
Frankie couldn’t help sneaking a look.
The knickers you wore were simple but the elastic followed the curve of your ass perfectly, the high cut elevating the length of your legs. He swallowed, cursing himself, he shouldn’t have looked.
You don’t even notice but he repositions himself in case you do.
Keeping on your baby tee, you tread carefully towards the water’s edge.
“It’s gonna be cold,” he calls.
You already gathered that as the chill hit your toes and sent a shiver all the way through your body. Taking a breath, you took another step and then another before you squealed as you went deeper into the water.
He laughed as he does, chest shaking as his smile broadens to show his teeth.
“How is it?”
Once the initial cold had sunk into your skin, it was quite refreshing. The water was crisp and clear, as you waded through the lake floor darkened into a deep turquoise.
“You should join me.”
“No thanks,” he drinks his beer. “Don’t go too far.”
“I won’t.”
You paddled around for a while longer, coming close to the edge before you flip onto your back and float aimlessly.
Frankie kept his eye on you, watched as your body drifted back and forth, the smile constant on his lips. Your book pages danced in front of him as a light breeze whistled over the lake, the leaves on the trees rustling softly.
It called to him.
Picking it up, he looked at the cover first. Pictured was a woman dressed in white with notable pointed ears and a fangs, behind was a wolf against a night sky. The opening line of the blurb suggested a ‘dangerous alliance’ and a ‘new paranormal romance’ and in all honesty, he didn’t expect it from you. He put down his beer, choosing to read the first few lines to see all the fuss was about.
He guessed you were enjoying yourself and you were.
You had started to swim again, having drifted further out than you expected, hoping you could get back to the bank without Frankie realising. He had his head in your book anyway. The water rippled gently as you kept your limbs under the surface, head held high. You continued to ignore the odd tickle, believing you were just going through some weeds. It wasn’t until something definitely brushed your shin and you caught the silhouette as it swam away. 
Your scream made him jump.
“You alright?”
He glances over the book, you’re a little far out than he’d like.
“Something touched my leg,” you cry.
You position yourself upright, swirling your arms to keep steady as you breathe, attempting to calm your pounding heart. After a few moments, you carry on swimming however the fear had entered your system.
The instant another unknown thing touch your skin, you panicked.
“Frankie… Frankie, help me!”
“Shit.”
He was up on his feet with the first call of his name, hearing the urgency in your tone. Throwing the book down, he hurries to the bank and scrambles to get his shoes off.
You’re floundering, your mind not processing what it needed to remain afloat. The lake bed was a fraction too deep for you to plant your feet and have your head above the surface and all you could think about was the mysterious creature taking you under like how the sirens did the sailors.
“Querida, kick your feet.”
You whimper as you follow his instruction, his voice alarmingly cool. His hands come to your wrists to stop you from thrashing, the gentle squeeze causing your eyes to open.
“Just breathe, I got you.”
He breathes with you, drawing your frame closer to his. Your hands reach for his shoulders and he allows you to place your palms on his bare skin. He delivers the faintest of nods as he lets go, spreading his arms out so he can keep the both of you floating.
You press your body to his, wrapping your arms around his neck.
When your feet finally find the floor, you still hug yourself to his side and he only lets go of you to grab the blanket. You pick one of the discarded cushions and sit down as he throws it over your shoulders, wandering back to pick up his clothes and boots.
No longer distracted by your impending danger, you realise Frankie had stripped down to his briefs. The sodden fabric clung to every muscle, outlining the curve of his butt cheeks and you couldn’t take your eyes off him, fully aware that he was turning around.
And even he couldn’t hide that cock.
You swallowed thickly as the saliva built in your mouth, your desire present between your legs as he approached you. Shrugging the blanket off your shoulder, you offer him a space next to you, you wouldn’t allow him to freeze on account of your stupidity.
He plucked his cap from the ground before huddling near, your thighs touching only turning you on more.
Neither of you spoke.
The goosebumps arrived all over your skin, your nipples visibly pert under your wet tee and you were trying to decipher whether it was the cold or something else. His arm slips behind your back, a hand coming to your waist as he pulls you close and tightens the blanket around your forms.
He starts to rub his hand up and down to build the warmth between you. Your head drops to his shoulder and you close your eyes, focusing on the smallest details. His callous fingertips as the follow your outline, his heartbeat slowing to it’s normal pace, his breath dancing over your hair.
Then you do something stupider.
Frankie froze when your hand landed softly on his inner thigh.
His breath hitched as you stroked your thumb until his initial surprise faded, he sighed.
You carried on up his leg, your pinkie finger grazing the edge of his brief that clung to his muscle.
Part of him knew he should stop you, that maybe this was just adrenaline coursing through your veins but he’d wanted this for so long. He could never find the to speak his truth, the two of you got on like a house on fire and he was worried that if he admitted it, the walls would come crumbling down.
Instead, he found his free hand enveloping yours.
“Frankie,” you whisper, pausing as you think of your words carefully. “Can I —“
“Please,” he says breathily.
You giggle excitably as you climb over and come to your knees between his legs. Slipping a hand into his briefs, you cup his heavy balls before kneading them gently.
He releases an audible exhale, adjusting the blanket so it came over your shoulders and hid his dignity. His eyes flitted around your surroundings, military instincts scoping out the area because it would be his luck for someone to interrupt this.
The coast is clear and he relaxes, leaning back on his hands.
You roll his balls a few more times before extending your index finger, teasing the base of his cock. It twitched, stiffening further at the pleasure of finally receiving someone else touch. You let go, both hands wrapping around the waist and tug them to unleash his length.
The tips of his ear begin to burn and he drops his head to hide his blushing cheeks, his cap covering his face, the Standard Oil logo flashing at you.
You don’t mind, continuing to explore what was in front of you.
You draw a single finger up his shaft, feeling every groove, every vein until you reached the tip. There was already a bead of precum weeping, you scoop it with your thumb and spread the hot liquid over the head.
He juddered.
“Is this ok?”
Your thumb still circles his flushing tip.
“Uh-huh.”
You smile to yourself, hearing the roughness in his tone. Leaning forward, you push a string of spit from your mouth and let it dribble over his cock, a gratifying hum rumbling up from his chest.
Wrapping your hand around his girth, you slowly start to pump your hand.
“Oh, fuck,” he groans.
He meets your eyes as his head comes up for air. After seeing the blown irises, you see his gaze drop from your face to your breasts and though they’re covered, he can see the faintest jiggle as your movements quicken.
Transfixed, he doesn’t see your hand twist, your delicate fingers tightening around him.
The sound he makes is something mixed with laughter and annoyance. He could easily cum in your hand right now yet he’d waited so fucking long, he was going to edge no matter what trick you pulled. Even it that was the fingertips of your free hand tickling at his balls before your palm grabbed him roughly.
You had no idea what he just said as he slurred a profanity in his second language.
He couldn’t stay mad at you, not when you batted your eyelashes and smiled innocently. The contortion on his face loosened yet the knot in his brows remained.
His muscles grew tense as you worked him, his volume only increasing.
Releasing his balls, you placed your hand underneath the other, halting your movements with one firm squeeze. He whined, his hips trying to pry his cock from your hands, he didn’t want this to end but the knot was straining in his stomach.
You gave a few leisurely strokes before pumping him hard.
His chin fell to his chest as he panted, his stomach caving inward before he came with an extended groan. His hot seed spread over your hands as you worked him more and more to gain every drop, droplets spreading into his pubes and across his navel.
He didn’t have the strength to lift his head.
You looked at your hands, the cum coating the skin, your fingers sticking together. Your tongue flicks over your lips as you fail to resist trying a taste. Sticking an entire index finger in your mouth, you roll your tongue and his sharp flavour soaks into your tastebuds.
Eyes are on you.
You meet his bashful expression, blinking at him as you release your finger with a pop.
“You gonna finish that?”
You giggle, “I don’t think I’ll be able to eat it all by myself.”
He gives a hearty laugh before he shows signs of concern.
“We should get you back before you catch a cold.”
“I’ll clean myself up.”
You rise and let the blanket fall onto his lap.
Frankie hated to see his cum get washed away but that called for better, warmer circumstances. He watched as you squatted at the water’s edge and swilled your hands, shivering as you stood back up.
“Come and change your shirt.”
You race over and tuck your frame under the blanket. Bracing yourself, you peel of the damp fabric and toss it to the side. The goosebumps spread over your bare body quickly, your nipples getting harder but he’s already guiding your head into his own t-shirt. He helps you get your arms through the holes before leaning back to admire you.
“It suits you,” he smiles, tucking your hair behind your ear.
“Thanks.”
He lifted his legs and fought to get his briefs off, reaching for his cargo pants. Worming his way into them, he jumped up to button them up, hiding any evidence of what just occurred. He offered a hand to you.
And you knew when you took it, this whole trip was going to get even more interesting.
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dreamerdagn · 2 years ago
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my tears of the kingdom experience so far
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cherries-in-wine · 6 months ago
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LISTENING ISN'T ENOUGH I NEED TO INJECT HEART-SHAPED BOX INTO MY FRONTAL LOBES I NEED TO INJECT HEART-SHAPED BOX INTO MY FRONTAL LOBES I NEED TO INJECT HEART-SHAPED BOX INTO MY FRONTAL LOBES I NEED
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vanmccannsfridge · 3 months ago
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“we don’t even this shit, we’ve got you lot, we don’t need no guitars”
soundcheck live at reading festival last night part 1 out of 2 💚
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troythecatfish · 1 year ago
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catb-fics · 2 months ago
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Fallout ❤️ Cardiff Castle July 2024 / Beth_Gigs TikTok
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petrichormore · 1 year ago
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q!badboyhalo is like one of those giant man-eating catfish that will eat anything that can fit in their mouths and then will sometimes suffocate because they block their own damn airway trying to eat something that’s physically bigger than them. like they still kill the thing but then they also kill themselves trying to fit it down the hatch. are you hearing me? are you hearing me? it’s 3am I need you to tell me you’re hearing me.
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megastrangeskeleton · 8 months ago
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After encouraging chat to gamble with channel points on whether or not he can catch a catfish in 30 minutes, Phil educates the crows on why gambling is bad.
“I hope your points turn into an overdraft” - Philza Minecraft, creator of Minecraft 2K24
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