#「 headcanon 」

[mintsuwu]

I was going to color this... But I got lazy (?

[spocks-husband]

I feel like when Bruce first took in Duke he made a very big point of learning how to do Black hair-- and I mean, he WORKED FOR IT. He spent like a thousand dollars on supplies, learned what every possible Black haircare product does, learned 14 different braiding patterns and styles, figured out which ones would be most efficient for patrol and most comfortable under his helmet, probably started listening to soul music at some point during this process-- it was a whole thing.

And when Duke finally moved into the manor and realized that his bathroom was fully stocked with eight different kinds of conditioners, fifteen picks, twelve containers of edge controller, one of those old Hollywood Beauty Tea Tree Oil bottles, etc., he just sorta turns. And looks at Bruce. Who is standing in the doorway very nonchalantly proud of himself for being a good dad. And Duke slowly raises his hand and points at his head. Which has been shaved since well before they met. And Bruce just kinda stares back because, somehow in his weeks of preparation he didn't consider that. And even if he did have hair that needed to be styled and cared for, Duke is like 16 and definitely knows how to do that on his own at this point in his life.

And they just keep staring at each other.

Until finally Duke says "... I think I brought my own durag."

And Bruce just kinda nods and he's like "that's cool. I uh. I'll be. In my office."

And then he goes to the Batcave and stares at a wall for three hours while Duke sends a picture to the sibling groupchat and they all tell him that Bruce just has a thing about babying his kids, he kinda can't help it, he's doing his best, so Duke leaves everything there.

(Eventually, he does start growing out his hair a bit, and on occasion lets Bruce sit him down on the floor and do his cornrows and put little yellow beads at the end because it makes him happy.)

[plethorawrites]

Habits they break for you.

Bruce: His worst habit is the fact that he's utterly and completely unable to stop working for longer than 4 hours. And that's only because that's how long he sleeps each time. Learning to put down a file or let one of his kids handle something kills him at first, but for you, he learns.

Dick: His worst habit is his sleep. It's obscure. Unlike most of his family, who at the very least have some set pattern, he can never fall asleep at the same time two nights in a row. He'll go to sleep at 3 am one night, 6 am the next, sometimes pull an all nighter altogether. Learning to set his alarm and actually get up at the same time each day is frustrating as hell, but it's worth it if you're actually there when he wakes up instead of already at work.

Jason: His worst habit is smoking. Well, really it's the self destructive nature he embodies so well. But second to that, it's how many packs of cigarettes he goes through a week. You hate it. It gets to the point you cough when he tries to hug you. So, despite the withdrawal of it, he quits. And he thinks you don't even notice, at first. But you do. You hold him tighter, kiss him more often, and get to breathe him in without the smell making you wrinkle your nose.

[incorrectbatfam]

What would the Bat-Kids do if they found out Joe Chill, the guy who shot Bruce’s parents, had escaped from Arkham Asylum?

- Do they tell Bruce?

- Or do they go after Joe without telling him?

Joe Chill: *leaving his cell*

Riddler: Riddle me this: who has two thumbs and is making a rather feeble escape attempt?

Joe Chill: Be quiet.

Two-Face: You killed Thomas and Martha Wayne. They gave you two life sentences.

Joe Chill: If you shut up, you can come with me.

Joker: No thanks. What you did wasn't funny, just wrong.

Scarecrow: The murder clown has a point, I fear.

Mr. Freeze: We may be enemies to the public, but that doesn't mean our standards have to be absolute zero.

Joe Chill, scoffing: Your loss.

Clayface: *thumbs down*

Killer Moth: *starts booing*

Condiment King: Get back in your cell. I saved the sauce packets from lunch and I'll use them.

Joe Chill, returning to his cell: Man, even the ketchup guy?

[angstandhappiness]

BAH HAH

my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...

[3hkowalski]

DONT LET THEM GET AWAAAY!!! 💥

escaping together with G :) Are they able to achieve a good ending on this timeline...?

why am i fully rendering this piece.. i might end up regretting it anyways this is just a *headcanon!! maybe as an AU or sth: Wesker came back and made it just in time--or did he?

Expect this AU's timeline to be much earlier (which is why they're very young? idk.

TY for your lov on the last piece!! I love reading yall tags & headcanons sm 😋💙!!

[incorrectbatfam]

you know how Jesus is represented by wine and those communion wafers? (Or bread and water iykyk) Yeah so the question is what the batfamily would be represented by.

Dick: Powerade and pizza

Jason: Lazarus water and crowbars

Tim: Red Bull and embezzled cash

Damian: olive oil and pita bread

Duke: lemonade and grilled cheese

Cullen: Rockstar energy and Pez dispensers

Stephanie: milkshake and waffle fries

Cassandra: the souls of the innocent and two bagels

Barbara: green tea and chewing gum

Harper: engine oil and wood chips

Carrie: fruit punch and Girl Scout cookies

Kate: martini and batarangs

Helena: espresso and Biscoff

Luke: protein shake and Tic Tacs

Bette: pumpkin spice latte and granola bars

Alfred: Earl Gray and finger sandwiches

Selina: boxed wine and caviar on crackers

Bruce: flavorless electrolytes and credit cards

[colossrat]

Marvel is old. Like, not just bcs he is a entity of zillions of years old Billy was born and imprisoned for several years in a relatively conservative time full of prejudices.

When the time bubble pops and the League finds out about it, they expect Captain Marvel to be some kind of very close-minded, militaristic guy who will find the new generation full of sins (They don't know that in Fawcett there is so much magic, different species and queer entities that it is impossible to really be a socially backward place. They also don't know that the captain is a guy who doesn't like the police very much and his favorite sport is beating up nazis)

And well, finding out that the guy you thought would give you headaches in the modern age is actually super happy about it is kind of shocking Batman already had several slides ready to give the captain a lecture about respect

Marvel: Oh my gods, I found some pamphlets about these pride parades. Mr Batman, can I take this weekend off? I would love to go with my brother there!

Batman: Your... brother?

Marvel: Yes! Well, my whole family. We were part of some protests for the queer community in my time, but we were not part of any since the bubble. He liked the idea, but he's too shy to go alone, so me, my brothers and sisters wanna go with him to support him!

Batman: ... Of course, I will arrange for someone to take over your monitor duties

And next week there are several news about how the new-old heroes appeared on pride parade.

They help with things like free water and snacks distribution, first aid for minor injuries, they ensure that no homophobes try to start a fight, they don't let it turn into a mess and in general they also participate. They are practically all painted in colorful colors, their capes are personalized, some of them are dancing, others are further away taking care of the environment. Marvel does some magic tricks, makes rainbows appear in the sky and all that And they absolutely shower the green-suited superhero, aka they bro, with support and love. Vicki Vale and Cat Grant are dying to know why

And things like this just keep happening. Is there a protest in Asia about feminism? The Shazam family will be there, Mary and Darla protesting while their brothers stand around staring at anyone who wants to intervene. Community centers for homeless charities? captain will appear to call the public, ask for support and do some tricks to please the rich Donations to hospitals? They are all out there distributing news, asking anyone who can help, to help. A movement for teacher salary justice in Brazil? They are already there to help Or are movements taking place to preserve Brazilian flora? because of the criminal fires happening in the Amazon? They are there again, using their magic to heal what was hurt, put out what burned and protest, demanding more attention from the government. Do they want to take away land from indigenous tribes? They're going to have to go over the captain first. News broke about high levels of trash in the ocean. But Aquaman barely has time to deal with it himself, he sees his co-worker there with his family gathering pieces of trash and separating them for their own disposal, using spells to separate chemicals and water pollution. Is Gotham suffering from polluted air? The captain will gather a bunch of clouds and sprinkle them with some magic, and his raindrops will gradually purify the air for the people Is a police officer being cleared after attacking a teenager? no no no, marvel will be in front of the police station in the morning along with a bunch of civilians wanting justice Does a police car, or any car in general, have a sticker that supports some kind of tyrannical movement? apology for the Nazis? to an oppressive government? a prejudiced joke? Oh man, you better be ready for dawn with every part of this car missing, probably being sold illegally and having the proceeds sent to charity The fact that the captain calls the police bastard pigs was a shock, some got defensive and such, others thought it was great. It was a slight headache for the Justice League when it came to the media, but it's not like the government liked them before The movements in Brazil are there because im brazilian, raised by a teacher, there was no way to avoid it. Billy come to brasil <3

[golis0p0dd]

yeah that question would totally blow over steves head

[justaz]

Do you know how many times Lancelot has sat through a stupid fucking Round Table meeting where the King is fuming about some transgression to the Crown or to Camelot? Some hidden villain that needs to be brought to justice? Some antagonistic revolutionist who stole something from Arthur or broke into some top secret part of the castle that only the King and maybe his First Knight are allowed? Where King Arthur stands with righteous fury, slams his hands on the table and announces that justice shall be served and retribution will follow with no mercy…only for Merlin to stroll in late with an easy smile, completely disregarding the King’s mood and asking what they’re talking about only to confess with a little laugh that it was him? Committing either small bouts of arson or thievery or breaking and entering all the way up to high treason only for King Arthur to take in Merlin’s cute smile and bright eyes and immediately soften before shrugging and saying that theres nothing to do about it now and they should move on? Showing entirely too much mercy and not enough punishment? Do you? Hm? Do you?

Leon says they’re up to thirty-eight this year. It’s only February.

[karjalantroll]

save me, metalcore kitty, save me

[gomitooki]

Figured i would take this moment to show off my Sonic and Shadow headcanon designs!

They're the only ones i made refs for so far 🤭 I do plan on doing as many characters as i can, when im not giving literally every ounce of attention to this AU 🙌

[flambeaufelid]

Berdly from Deltarune.

There's a scene where he unveils a big golden statue of himself, Queen looks at it and says "I did not know you had... nipples". He says, "I will soon, in our ideal world." Or something like that.

In context, the stature is hyper-masculine of course... but perhaps, to the point of parody? Is he maybe overcompensating, to hide more secret feelings?

The joke here is that birds don't have nipples. But apparently, they're a part of his ideal image. This doesn't need to be taken in a trans way...

But, as fanart proves, the boy can rock a skirt.

Not to mention, his childish views on romance, which so far? Has been all about women. Is there perhaps some psychological roadblock here, some machismo he's leaning into inauthentically, that's causing these problems?

Of course, there's been quite a lot of options to chose him over other characters, in a way reminiscent of picking a route in a dating sim. Kris is, as far as we know, nonbinary. Could they represent an inroad to Berdly considering gender and sexuality on a deeper level, if you pursue him?

...Probably not, no! For a lot of reasons! But I think it'd be cool.

If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.

[ic3dior]

You know how ice has like, one of the the highest ranks you can get in the navy without being SECNAV by the events of TGM while maverick stayed a captain because he didn’t want to give up flying?

I bet ice felt the same in a way, but he was more attached to the plane he was flying rather than the concept of flying in general

I was doing some research and the last F-14 Tomcat was retired from service in 2006 from VF-213. Now this next bit doesn’t entirely comply with fact, but in the topgun universe VF-213 is Fist of the fleet, ice and sliders canon squadron. (In actual fact fist of the fleet is actually VF-25 but let’s ignore that)

So I hc that ice stayed at Commander (since captains oversee the general command of a ship instead of flying the missions) until the tomcat was retired, had one go on the new f/a-18 superhornet on a flight sim and upon deciding it wasn’t the same as the tomcat, he accepted a promotion to captain the same day. Also if we take into account that it usually takes 20-25 years for an officer to get promoted to captain and safely assume ice joined the navy somewhere around the late 70s early 80s, (flight school = 4years so pilots are immediately an Lt when they join the fleet and say it took ice somewhere between 3-4 years so get selected for topgun after that) it also fits the service timeline for getting promoted to captain.

And then after being promoted to captain, ice just gained promotion after promotion and ended up being promoted to COMPACFLT about 1-2 years before the events of TGM. (I hc ice was only on his first term during tgm and that since HE DOESNT DIE YALL, he would take office a second time to keep all maverick baby daggers out of trouble before becoming SECNAV after that.)

[babyblankyerror]

When they were younger, Stanford loved to listen to Stanley's ramblings. Sure, he didn't make sense and stuttered a bit too much when he got too excited but Stanford listened never the less.

Then, he grew up and Stanley's interests suddenly were too childish and he stopped listening....so Stanley tried not to ramble too much to him. Both know what it's like to be told to 'shut up' when talking about something they're passionate about...and Stanley is afraid Stanford is the one who will say it next.

Then...he really has no one to talk to. No mother pretending to understand his "SHABAM!"s and "BAM"s in the middle of his yap sessions or brothers nodding along and asking questions to fuel him further. All Stanley has is his car... and a bag his Pa packed. Papacked. Hehe.

There's a group of homeless dudes surrounding a bin fire and Stanley joins them with hesitation. Thankfully he's welcomed and soon enough they converse. It is all going well until Stanley hears one of them speak about one of his special interests and he perks up and gives them a fun fact because he's stupid and has a big mouth.

They ask further, they listen and so Stanley doesn't stop talking.

He learns quickly from that group that he has a way with words- or whatever. That his voice rises in pitch or volume and lowers equally which captivates his audience- he's good with public speeches, apparently but he's not sure what that means to him. Public speech can't bring him money and all he knows to talk about it his stupid weird likes in art or cars or stupid marine life! None of those are useful at all!

A few years later and he's speaking in front of a crowd of tourists about some weord creature he made up, he has a whole backstory and idea for this original character of his.

A few years later he's rambling to this young adult and teen about driving and self defense, teaching them and giving fun facts on how to crash safely with minor injury and where to hit others not where it hurts but where it damages.

A few years later he is sat on the floor like a kid with two twins, all talking about the same interests and adding in their inputs on sea animals- Mabel loves animals, Dipper curious of the undiscovered seas and Stan...well, both! They take turns and they spend so much time sat there that Stanley's old bones feel worse than before and his ass flat. It's worth it.