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[phillipsgraves]

uhmm.. ambrose + 4 from the codex prompts

4. a letter from your OC to their love interest

— A rather sweet, if not embarrassingly personal rose-scented letter left on the Teyrn's desk

Loghain,

I had the most wonderful time at the marketplace today. While the procurement of lyrium dust and elfroot encompasses the most mundane of my tasks, your presence at my side has made it a most joyous experience. Please know that I look forward to our next stroll around the Wonders of Thedas.

Additionally, I know I must have bored you with the banality of shopping for new robes and scented bath oils. When you are free, please let me apologize by trying them on for you.

Yours,

Ambrose

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[steelbluehome]

I feel like I need to reiterate this, Americans, we do not EVER turn anyone in for the reward money, because the reward money is a LIE!

There will be a reason they come up with for not giving it to you. Even Nancy, the snitch at McDonald's, who everyone in the world knows turned in Luigi Mangione, will not get a penny of the reward money. The reason she is getting is that she called 911 instead of the tip line.

But there are other reasons, like, the cops already had the info you gave them from "other sources". "Lots of other people" called in the same tip. The reward was "up to" the amount promised, so you're getting $1.50. You didn't do the proper paperwork before you gave the tip. And just about anything else you can think of.

They won't give any money out until the person is actually convicted, not just arrested. It could take years for a case to even get to court. If the suspect takes a plea deal, then did your info really lead to a "conviction"? Or by the time the suspect is convicted, suddenly the money is not there. Reward money? What reward money? It isn't like they have it sitting in a box waiting to hand it over to you after the conviction. No, after the conviction, now they need to try to find the amount they put up for the reward. And who's budget is that going to come out of? Who wants to put that money in your pocket instead of their own? Okay? Understand? Got it?

You never get the reward money!

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.

Clark: Explain that.

Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.

Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’

[3lluon]

superbattinson but they are very ‘naughty dawg and sad wet cat’ to me

idea by @tomatoshoup ur brain is so sexc lemme kith muah muah <3

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[thepeacefulgarden]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[cirrocula]

my rendition of the steven panel

[quibbs]

NO questions 🫡. she gets what she wants

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

[bellwethers]

Boo hoo did someone use spirit magic to blow up your factory?

[fattylime]

theeee lover boy of all time for valentine's day <3

[axoqiii]

shared this over on twt but forgot to show it here too... heres a grian nui of my design i made 🥹!!! first time nui making its very fun

[canisalbus]

barracuda face

[isjasz]

“We’re spending time together. Planned, unplanned, off-the-rails, distracted - together. That’s the point of it all, isn’t it?”

- a scene from @boonbeenblade 's snippet distractions <3