#/lmao

[merchantofwhispers]

I have many fantasies about you, Mina. Many during which I dominate you. You may be stronger than I am, but you don't let it show when you allow me to pin you down and fuck you mercilessly from behind. I will bring you to your edge time and time again, until your body is a quivering mess and your mind so blank and all you can beg for is your release. And of course I grant you that. I'm not a cruel man. Not in this regard anyway. I'll let you come so mind-numbingly hard, you'll never be able to forget about me. When I fuck you, you moan my name. When you cum, you scream it. And the hours, days, weeks after, it keeps popping up in your thoughts and dreams.. You want me. 

But there's also another fantasy I have. A fantasy where you control me. Where you own me. You keep me for your pleasure, like a little toy you can unpack when you're in the mood. And you remind me thoroughly that I am to do as you wish, whenever, wherever. If I do well, I'm a good boy and you reward me. If not, you take great pleasure in humiliating me. Or maybe that's a reward in itself..

"Oh, I like you.."

"It's been a long time since I've had a little pet of my own, especially one so-... Confident. I'd like to hear more.."

[song-linked-from-nine-verses]

/brain: Yk, the alpha symbol kinda looks like a fish

hand:

<image_id: badly scribble of a fish with legs. The fish' body looks like the lowercase alpha symbol from the greek alphabet>

[mjm5655]

@stovthearted said: kiryu clapping like: happy for you

❝ aw, thanks, kiryu-chan, yer a real bro. ~ ❞

returns to his megaphone.

❝ N' I'M THE ONE THAT GETS TO KILL KIRYU-CHAN !! ❞

[monty-glasses-roxy]

A funny idea for Castaway AU...

Chica after pulling a barely conscious Roxy out of the shipwreck: Oh my god how is she still pretty?!

Monty: CHI

Chica: WHAT?! SHE IS!!!

[simiansmoke]

HC - monkey business education courtesy of Kong Kollege

Cranky 😡 does not approve of the kids doing any monkey business pre marital. He requires all young bucks and gals to take the secs Ed to scare and or traumatize them into making smart decisions.

Funky is put in charge of the guys class where he teaches the art of wrap it before you tap it using bananas as practice props.

DK definitely ate his banana prop in the back of the class..........

This leads him to the realization "hey teach, look...you don't got to wrap it if someone eats it-"

"DK you get an F. And not the funky kind."

"What if you just wrap it with your hand and yell BANANA SLAMMA! ...?"

".....see you in class again next year, punk."

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[a-meh]

[merchantofwhispers]

Gamina, what stage of grief are you currently on?

"Gem-.. Gamina? Gam.."

"Is confusion a stage of grief? I know that I have an odd name, but-.. You can just call me 'Mina', you know."

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[nessa007]

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Sorry I've not been on top of reblogging and answering asks. I'm 6503 words into the most self indulgent fic I've ever written.