#/lmao

[song-linked-from-nine-verses]

/brain: Yk, the alpha symbol kinda looks like a fish

hand:

<image_id: badly scribble of a fish with legs. The fish' body looks like the lowercase alpha symbol from the greek alphabet>

[mjm5655]

@stovthearted said: kiryu clapping like: happy for you

❝ aw, thanks, kiryu-chan, yer a real bro. ~ ❞

returns to his megaphone.

❝ N' I'M THE ONE THAT GETS TO KILL KIRYU-CHAN !! ❞

[simiansmoke]

HC - monkey business education courtesy of Kong Kollege

Cranky 😡 does not approve of the kids doing any monkey business pre marital. He requires all young bucks and gals to take the secs Ed to scare and or traumatize them into making smart decisions.

Funky is put in charge of the guys class where he teaches the art of wrap it before you tap it using bananas as practice props.

DK definitely ate his banana prop in the back of the class..........

This leads him to the realization "hey teach, look...you don't got to wrap it if someone eats it-"

"DK you get an F. And not the funky kind."

"What if you just wrap it with your hand and yell BANANA SLAMMA! ...?"

".....see you in class again next year, punk."

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[guiltyidealist]

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

[cute-catts]

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[possessesnightshift]

maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

[a-meh]

[nessa007]