#//i swear ... if kongs refer to the dirty deeds as monkey business ill
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HC - monkey business education courtesy of Kong Kollege
Cranky ๐ก does not approve of the kids doing any monkey business pre marital. He requires all young bucks and gals to take the secs Ed to scare and or traumatize them into making smart decisions.
Funky is put in charge of the guys class where he teaches the art of wrap it before you tap it using bananas as practice props.
DK definitely ate his banana prop in the back of the class..........
This leads him to the realization "hey teach, look...you don't got to wrap it if someone eats it-"
"DK you get an F. And not the funky kind."
"What if you just wrap it with your hand and yell BANANA SLAMMA! ...?"
".....see you in class again next year, punk."
#/LMAO#/how me and soft banan brain storm ๐#not sfw#suggestive#headscratchingcanons#//i swear ... if kongs refer to the dirty deeds as monkey business ill#softbanax0#badonkeydonk
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