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[goodblacknews]

MUSIC MONDAY: "Funky Halloween Music" Playlist (LISTEN)

by Marlon West (FB: marlon.west1 Twitter: @marlonw IG: stlmarlonwest Spotify: marlonwest) Happy first Monday of October, you all! It’s Halloween time once again, and I’m back with another Funky Halloween Music playlist for this spooky season. Here is 13 hours of more Soul, Reggae, Funk, Jazz, and movie soundtracks. [spotifyplaybutton…

[adharastarlight]

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

[zweetpea]

burn baby burn

Neuvillette: Is something burning?

You: Just my burning love for you~

Neuvillette: Honey get back the stoves on fire!!

*Fifteen minutes later*

Furina: Who could be knocking this early?

You and Neuvillette: *standing in her doorway soaked*

You: Neuvi flooded the house cause I lit the stove on fire. We need a place to stay for the night.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: *pointing to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me?

Angel: Awww, Whiskers! You need me in your life after all.

Husk: I could replace you with a step ladder.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: I think crying at the dining table doing math homework with your father is a rite of passage, everyones goes through it at some point

The Crows: *Concerned*

Colm: 👁️👄👁️💧

Wylan: …No?

Jesper: No, babe

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Bby Legolas who absolute did not pay attention to when they were teaching about the history of the noldor/sindar elves, partially bc he was a silvan thx, and didn’t care much for these other elves who he probably wasn’t gonna interact with a lot anyways, partially bc after the 5th elf to share almost identical names with other elves of great renown, with the difference being, like, 1 letter, he just acknowledged that it wasn’t gonna happen.

Adult legolas, who’s trying really hard to seem like a functional elven being, franticly trying to remember who’s who whenever he’s visiting imlardis and one of the elves start talking about their history/ancestors: i took a calculated risk, but man am i bad at math.

Legolas: *mixing up pretty much the entire finweon line, bar elrond’s immediate family*

Legolas: I absolutely know what i’m talking about, no don’t look in my notebook-

Legolas: *learning that many elves from the first age had up to 3 names each* fuuuuuck, you couldn’t have sticked with 1 name like normal people??? Maybe 2, but 3? C’mon man. At this point it’s bullying.

Sm elf: *calling legolas “thranduilion”*

Legolas, has a last name he shares with his entire family: whomst the fuck

[zofi-persson-quotes]

King: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Second...

Green: As you should be.

King: No, for real, he's kind of-

Green: As. You. Should. Be.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shinsou: I hate all those things that were like, “they used to be so strong and funny…. ThEn [insert trauma here], now they are a shell of what they once were”

Shinsou: I can be traumatized and still be strong and funny. I’m the funniest fucker I know

Tsuyu: yesterday you said that you wanted to enter a coma so you didn’t have to deal with an authority figure being mad at you again

Shinsou: both can be true, am I not allowed to have duality, tsuyu??

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: "You know, with how closed minded and stubborn our boss is, I never expected them to hire so many vampires as soon as the new laws went through... and so enthusiastically too!"

Person B: "Yeeaah, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure that's just because they legally don't have to pay extra on health insurance for workers who can regenerate on their own."

Person C: "...We also tend to work longer hours without needing a break."

Person B: "That too."

[roychewtoy]

MAKE YOU VILE, AND MAKE YOU A SPECTACLE.

"wounded" - mykola tolmachev / h.r giger's "passages" series + quote / "meadowlark's song" and "ecstasy" - agnes pelton / jean jacket from nope - dir. jordan peele

[draco-glacialis]

Agatha: I'm very scary.

Rio: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Agatha: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Rio: And small.

Agatha:

Agatha: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

[solomiracle]

The brothers' (excluding Lucifer) Nightbringer preview quotes said in-game.

3-4, 4-11, 7-8, 9-10, 10-1, 12-9

[fanby-fckry]

Wildly different vibes, but they both fit the headline, so…

Hazbin Hotel + Reductress Headlines 4/?

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[did-sm1-say-catfish]

Cam: You're smiling. What happened?

Booth: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Angela: Zack tripped and fell down the stairs today.

[yumemiruuuu]

(wind knocks over trash can)

Feng Xin: Wowww nice fucking job, Mu Qing

Mu Qing: That wasn’t me though?????

[melonyfelonyfellonme]

Rook, 9:52 Dragon, Anderfels: