#fanby’s fuckery

[fanby-fckry]

I’m coping <2

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Personal/miscellaneous side blog for @fanby-fckry, because it was getting clogged up with non-fandom posts.

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I know how to use my block button. If you don’t like me or what I post, please use yours.

Things you should know about me that may encourage you to use your block button:

I am anti-censorship.

I believe that exclusionism and separatism only harm the communities they’re supposedly protecting.

I survived Tumblr’s 2010s acecourse and transmed discourse era as a genderfluid asexual, and am officially out of patience when it comes to queer infighting and exclusionism.

I have a Cluster B personality disorder, and support all my neurodivergent and persodivengent siblings regardless of disorder.

I am an enjoyer of nuance and am fending off us versus them and black and white thinking with a baseball bat.

I think genocide is bad and that using genocide as a front to be racist/antisemitic/islamophobic/etc. is also bad (refer to previous bullet point; also, I can’t believe I need to say this).

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Untagged slurs (if the username wasn’t a dead giveaway)

Adult content

Impossible and/or unethical kink

TMI vent and/or horny posts

Discussion of potentially triggering content, tagged to the best of my ability

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Ok it's official this is a horror story (I deleted everything I wrote here the first time and I'm doing it again 💀🚬):

(Sorry if it's written wrong, I'm using a translator unu)

It all started with a drawing of Alastor that I was doing for 3 days straight and I only needed the final details to finish it. Everything was fine with that, I even took screenshots to send the process to my friends :D

I was very proud of my work for 3 days in a row without stopping, I was only missing small details, among them was a phrase that went with the drawing.

The inscription to do this came from this publication in general, I found it very funny and true, so I wanted to draw it

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So with everything ready, all that remains is to publish it.

I lost it 💀🚬

It turns out that I opened the drawing one morning to send a screenshot of how the drawing was almost complete, and I saved it to finish it at night. It was not there, it was not saved correctly and 3 days of drawing were lost 💀

After that I resigned myself to drawing something, but in the end I'm going to redo it. I wanted to share this because it really hurt me a lot (Sorry if this is a bit silly, but I wanted to share it at the end)

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Husk: I talked to Alastor, and we’ve got some ideas on how to get you out of your contract with Valentino.

Angel Dust: Do any of these ideas involve murder?

Husk: …

Alastor: …

Husk: …

Alastor: We no longer have any ideas!

Angel Dust: Oh, I’m cool with murder, I just wanted to know in advance.

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More Hazbin + Tumblr

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In light of recent events, I gotta say it:

Stop abbreviating Hazbin Hotel as HH

I’ve been trying to make this post for about a year, always struggling to find the right words and having the results get lost in my drafts, but with fascism and antisemitism running rampant, I’m posting this no matter how imperfect.

“HH” is a nazi dog whistle, and has been for way longer than Hazbin has existed. It will always call to mind “heil hitler” before any fandom meaning.

Please, just say “hazbin” if you want to shorten it. Or use “hazho” or “haho” if you wanna shave off a few more letters.

This needs to stop. I’m going to start blocking over this.

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OneWayBroadcast + Tumblr Posts

Sources: ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) ( 5 )

More Hazbin + Tumblr

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Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

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I know Alastor canonically doesn’t know there’s even a name for his lack of sexual/romantic attraction, but can you imagine how much of a menace this man would be if he knew about ace community memes?

Aroace puns at every possible opportunity. He doesn’t like cake, but garlic bread would suddenly become a staple in every meal he cooks for the hotel. Denmark would be absolutely fucked.

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Charlie: You treat Angel like shit, and it stops now. You’re gonna release him from his Contract and leave him the fuck alone.

Valentino: Is that right? And who’s gonna make me, Princess?

Charlie: We are. We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Charlie: *pointing to Alastor* And this Overlord we found!

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I couldn’t find the exact link to the post this is based off of, but here it is:

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More Hazbin + Tumblr

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Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

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Alastor + cemeterything (since renamed valtsv) text posts

Sources: ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 )

Technically the sequel to this post.

More Hazbin + Tumblr

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More Hazbin + Tumblr

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Vox: I wanna be more than business partners.

Alastor: Friends?

Vox: More than friends.

Alastor: Best friends? You’re pushing your luck, old pal.

Vox: What? No! Ulgh, more than best friends!

Alastor: Ah. Enemies.

Vox: ???

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That’s a nice non-canon m/m pairing you got there.

So, uh… What’d you do with the canon female love interest?