#fanby’s fuckery

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I’m coping <2

[31broken]

Ok it's official this is a horror story (I deleted everything I wrote here the first time and I'm doing it again 💀🚬):

(Sorry if it's written wrong, I'm using a translator unu)

It all started with a drawing of Alastor that I was doing for 3 days straight and I only needed the final details to finish it. Everything was fine with that, I even took screenshots to send the process to my friends :D

I was very proud of my work for 3 days in a row without stopping, I was only missing small details, among them was a phrase that went with the drawing.

The inscription to do this came from this publication in general, I found it very funny and true, so I wanted to draw it

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So with everything ready, all that remains is to publish it.

I lost it 💀🚬

It turns out that I opened the drawing one morning to send a screenshot of how the drawing was almost complete, and I saved it to finish it at night. It was not there, it was not saved correctly and 3 days of drawing were lost 💀

After that I resigned myself to drawing something, but in the end I'm going to redo it. I wanted to share this because it really hurt me a lot (Sorry if this is a bit silly, but I wanted to share it at the end)

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Husk: I talked to Alastor, and we’ve got some ideas on how to get you out of your contract with Valentino.

Angel Dust: Do any of these ideas involve murder?

Husk: …

Alastor: …

Husk: …

Alastor: We no longer have any ideas!

Angel Dust: Oh, I’m cool with murder, I just wanted to know in advance.

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OneWayBroadcast + Tumblr Posts

Sources: ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) ( 5 )

More Hazbin + Tumblr

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Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

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Charlie: You treat Angel like shit, and it stops now. You’re gonna release him from his Contract and leave him the fuck alone.

Valentino: Is that right? And who’s gonna make me, Princess?

Charlie: We are. We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Charlie: *pointing to Alastor* And this Overlord we found!

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I couldn’t find the exact link to the post this is based off of, but here it is:

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More Hazbin + Tumblr

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Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

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Alastor + cemeterything (since renamed valtsv) text posts

Sources: ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 )

Technically the sequel to this post.

More Hazbin + Tumblr

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I know Alastor canonically doesn’t know there’s even a name for his lack of sexual/romantic attraction, but can you imagine how much of a menace this man would be if he knew about ace community memes?

Aroace puns at every possible opportunity. He doesn’t like cake, but garlic bread would suddenly become a staple in every meal he cooks for the hotel. Denmark would be absolutely fucked.

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Vox: I wanna be more than business partners.

Alastor: Friends?

Vox: More than friends.

Alastor: Best friends? You’re pushing your luck, old pal.

Vox: What? No! Ulgh, more than best friends!

Alastor: Ah. Enemies.

Vox: ???

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That’s a nice non-canon m/m pairing you got there.

So, uh… What’d you do with the canon female love interest?

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*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

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Harry: Oh fuck oh shit what’s your type?

Draco: *lying on the bathroom floor in 6th year* Emerald green eyes, messy black hair, annoying, but like, in a cute way...

Harry: Your blood type, you prat!

Draco: Oh... B positive.

Harry: *frustrated* Yeah, thanks, I’ll try.