#fanby’s fuckery

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Stella and Andrealphus immediately made it clear exactly where they stand in the matter.

They don’t let Octavia make the choice of whether or not she wants to pick up the phone. They take it from her, and mock Stolas, gloating and talking as if Octavia isn’t even there. There is no longer even the facade of a loving mother there.

She thinks she can’t trust Stolas, because he chose Blitz over her (oversimplification, but she’s 17 and having the worst time ever, so give her some slack please). She knows she can’t trust Stella and Andrealphus because they’ve consistently put their hatred of Stolas over any love for her for the past month, willing to laugh at her pain if it means laughing at Stolas’s, too.

She’s confused and angry and alone.

I have a lot of feelings about Mastermind, but can I just take a moment to say, poor Via.

I’m a child of divorce. Of a messy divorce. Of a divorce where one parent tried to use me as a pawn against the other. And that shit fucks you up.

I was lucky enough that I saw through the bullshit. My father is not as good of a manipulator as he thinks he is, and so his sudden interest in me fell hilariously flat. He never got the chance to turn me against my mother, because I never trusted his word over hers. He did a lot of other shit that involved treating me as a pawn, but I knew through it all that I had one parent who cared about me, not what I could do for them.

Octavia does not have that.

She thinks Stolas has abandoned her, and while she may believe Stella’s lies for now, it will become increasingly clear that Stella views her as a pawn rather than a person. Stella will show her true colors, and when she does, Octavia will be all alone.

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Ok it's official this is a horror story (I deleted everything I wrote here the first time and I'm doing it again 💀🚬):

(Sorry if it's written wrong, I'm using a translator unu)

It all started with a drawing of Alastor that I was doing for 3 days straight and I only needed the final details to finish it. Everything was fine with that, I even took screenshots to send the process to my friends :D

I was very proud of my work for 3 days in a row without stopping, I was only missing small details, among them was a phrase that went with the drawing.

The inscription to do this came from this publication in general, I found it very funny and true, so I wanted to draw it

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So with everything ready, all that remains is to publish it.

I lost it 💀🚬

It turns out that I opened the drawing one morning to send a screenshot of how the drawing was almost complete, and I saved it to finish it at night. It was not there, it was not saved correctly and 3 days of drawing were lost 💀

After that I resigned myself to drawing something, but in the end I'm going to redo it. I wanted to share this because it really hurt me a lot (Sorry if this is a bit silly, but I wanted to share it at the end)

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I’m coping <2

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Husk: I talked to Alastor, and we’ve got some ideas on how to get you out of your contract with Valentino.

Angel Dust: Do any of these ideas involve murder?

Husk: …

Alastor: …

Husk: …

Alastor: We no longer have any ideas!

Angel Dust: Oh, I’m cool with murder, I just wanted to know in advance.

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OneWayBroadcast + Tumblr Posts

Sources: ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) ( 5 )

More Hazbin + Tumblr

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Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

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Charlie: You treat Angel like shit, and it stops now. You’re gonna release him from his Contract and leave him the fuck alone.

Valentino: Is that right? And who’s gonna make me, Princess?

Charlie: We are. We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Charlie: *pointing to Alastor* And this Overlord we found!

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I couldn’t find the exact link to the post this is based off of, but here it is:

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More Hazbin + Tumblr

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Alastor: *looking at his hellphone* Why hasn’t he responded? The only reason I have this ridiculous thing is to ‘text’ him.

Lucifer: *texting Lilith* Lili how do you spell gorgous? 😭

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Alastor + cemeterything (since renamed valtsv) text posts

Sources: ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 )

Technically the sequel to this post.

More Hazbin + Tumblr

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I know Alastor canonically doesn’t know there’s even a name for his lack of sexual/romantic attraction, but can you imagine how much of a menace this man would be if he knew about ace community memes?

Aroace puns at every possible opportunity. He doesn’t like cake, but garlic bread would suddenly become a staple in every meal he cooks for the hotel. Denmark would be absolutely fucked.

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Vox: I wanna be more than business partners.

Alastor: Friends?

Vox: More than friends.

Alastor: Best friends? You’re pushing your luck, old pal.

Vox: What? No! Ulgh, more than best friends!

Alastor: Ah. Enemies.

Vox: ???

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That’s a nice non-canon m/m pairing you got there.

So, uh… What’d you do with the canon female love interest?

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Alastor: Would you like to hear some dark humor, Angel Dust?

Angel Dust: Sure, I love dark humor.

Alastor: Alright. :)

Alastor: *Turns off the lights*

Alastor: Knock knock. :)

Angel Dust: Turn the damn lights back on.