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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include#'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and#'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker
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Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that
Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!
Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.
Bruce:
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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University
Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-
Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that
Bruce:
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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?
Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.
Bruce:
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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done
Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout
Bruce:
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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-
Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?
Bruce:
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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school
Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!
Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me
Bruce:
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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology
Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.
Bruce:
#cass just stares at him disapprovingly till he caves#worse if Damian grows up and gets an actual medical degree#the thought of alfred being a usual asian parent level of disappointed in his failed degree is so funny to me#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#tim drake#damian wayne#batman#duke thomas#stephanie brown#batfam headcanons#batfamily#alfred pennyworth#nightwing#red hood#red robin#dc robin#signal dc#robin#batfamily headcanons#batfam shenanigans#incorrect batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc#dc comics#batman shitpost#batman comics
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out#u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this#or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him#bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid#clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not#social media au#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#tweets#texts#twitter#batdad#batkids#batman#fanatical posting#crack
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Boost Your Music Career: Helping Independent Artists to Get Noticed | @TopHotHits @DjSmokeMixtapes
As an independent artist, standing out in today’s crowded music scene can be tough. We’ve all been there, right? You’ve got talent, you’ve got drive, but sometimes it feels like your music just isn’t reaching the right people. So, how do you get noticed? The answer lies in effective music promotion—and I’m here to share a few key tools that can help you make a real impact. 1. Playlist…
#"Artist visibility"#"Artists"#"Boost your music career"#"Boost"#"Branding"#"Exposure"#"Fanbase"#"Fans"#"Get your music noticed"#"Get"#"Grow your music fanbase"#"Grow"#"Growth"#"Hosting"#"Increase music streams"#"Increase"#"Independent artists promotion"#"Indie artist tips"#"Mixtape hosting for artists"#"Mixtape promotion for indie artists"#"Music marketing strategies"#"Music promotion services"#"Music promotion strategies"#"Music promotion tools"#"MusicBusiness"#"Noticed"#"Placements"#"Playlist"#"PR"#"Promotion"
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Boost Your Music Career: Essential Tips and Tools for Independent Artists to Get Noticed and Grow Your Fanbase
As an independent artist, standing out in today’s crowded music scene can be tough. We’ve all been there, right? You’ve got talent, you’ve got drive, but sometimes it feels like your music just isn’t reaching the right people. So, how do you get noticed? The answer lies in effective music promotion—and I’m here to share a few key tools that can help you make a real impact. 1. Playlist…
#"Artist"#"Artists"#"Boost"#"Career"#"Exposure"#"Fanbase"#"Fans"#"Get"#"Grow"#"Growth"#"Hosting"#"Increase"#"Independent"#"Indie"#"Marketing"#"Media"#"Mixtape"#"Music"#"MusicBusiness"#"Noticed"#"Placements"#"Playlist"#"PR"#"Promotion"#"Services"#"Social"#"Spotify"#"Strategies"#"Streams"#"Success"
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Boost Your Music Career: Essential Tips and Tools for Independent Artists to Get Noticed and Grow Your Fanbase
As an independent artist, standing out in today’s crowded music scene can be tough. We’ve all been there, right? You’ve got talent, you’ve got drive, but sometimes it feels like your music just isn’t reaching the right people. So, how do you get noticed? The answer lies in effective music promotion—and I’m here to share a few key tools that can help you make a real impact. 1. Playlist…
#"Artist"#"Artists"#"Boost"#"Career"#"Exposure"#"Fanbase"#"Fans"#"Get"#"Grow"#"Growth"#"Hosting"#"Increase"#"Independent"#"Indie"#"Marketing"#"Media"#"Mixtape"#"Music"#"MusicBusiness"#"Noticed"#"Placements"#"Playlist"#"PR"#"Promotion"#"Services"#"Social"#"Spotify"#"Strategies"#"Streams"#"Success"
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Boost Your Music Career: Essential Tips and Tools for Independent Artists to Get Noticed and Grow Your Fanbase
As an independent artist, standing out in today’s crowded music scene can be tough. We’ve all been there, right? You’ve got talent, you’ve got drive, but sometimes it feels like your music just isn’t reaching the right people. So, how do you get noticed? The answer lies in effective music promotion—and I’m here to share a few key tools that can help you make a real impact. 1. Playlist…
#"Artist"#"Artists"#"Boost"#"Career"#"Exposure"#"Fanbase"#"Fans"#"Get"#"Grow"#"Growth"#"Hosting"#"Increase"#"Independent"#"Indie"#"Marketing"#"Media"#"Mixtape"#"Music"#"MusicBusiness"#"Noticed"#"Placements"#"Playlist"#"PR"#"Promotion"#"Services"#"Social"#"Spotify"#"Strategies"#"Streams"#"Success"
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Boost Your Music Career: Essential Tips and Tools for Independent Artists to Get Noticed and Grow Your Fanbase
As an independent artist, standing out in today’s crowded music scene can be tough. We’ve all been there, right? You’ve got talent, you’ve got drive, but sometimes it feels like your music just isn’t reaching the right people. So, how do you get noticed? The answer lies in effective music promotion—and I’m here to share a few key tools that can help you make a real impact. 1. Playlist…
#"Artist"#"Artists"#"Boost"#"Career"#"Exposure"#"Fanbase"#"Fans"#"Get"#"Grow"#"Growth"#"Hosting"#"Increase"#"Independent"#"Indie"#"Marketing"#"Media"#"Mixtape"#"Music"#"MusicBusiness"#"Noticed"#"Placements"#"Playlist"#"PR"#"Promotion"#"Services"#"Social"#"Spotify"#"Strategies"#"Streams"#"Success"
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Boost Your Music Career: Essential Tips and Tools for Independent Artists to Get Noticed and Grow Your Fanbase
As an independent artist, standing out in today’s crowded music scene can be tough. We’ve all been there, right? You’ve got talent, you’ve got drive, but sometimes it feels like your music just isn’t reaching the right people. So, how do you get noticed? The answer lies in effective music promotion—and I’m here to share a few key tools that can help you make a real impact. 1. Playlist…
#"Artist"#"Artists"#"Boost"#"Career"#"Exposure"#"Fanbase"#"Fans"#"Get"#"Grow"#"Growth"#"Hosting"#"Increase"#"Independent"#"Indie"#"Marketing"#"Media"#"Mixtape"#"Music"#"MusicBusiness"#"Noticed"#"Placements"#"Playlist"#"PR"#"Promotion"#"Services"#"Social"#"Spotify"#"Strategies"#"Streams"#"Success"
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Boost Your Music Career: Essential Tips and Tools for Independent Artists to Get Noticed and Grow Your Fanbase
As an independent artist, standing out in today’s crowded music scene can be tough. We’ve all been there, right? You’ve got talent, you’ve got drive, but sometimes it feels like your music just isn’t reaching the right people. So, how do you get noticed? The answer lies in effective music promotion—and I’m here to share a few key tools that can help you make a real impact. 1. Playlist…
#"Artist"#"Artists"#"Boost"#"Career"#"Exposure"#"Fanbase"#"Fans"#"Get"#"Grow"#"Growth"#"Hosting"#"Increase"#"Independent"#"Indie"#"Marketing"#"Media"#"Mixtape"#"Music"#"MusicBusiness"#"Noticed"#"Placements"#"Playlist"#"PR"#"Promotion"#"Services"#"Social"#"Spotify"#"Strategies"#"Streams"#"Success"
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Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.
Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:
#Tim didn’t get violent Batman. he got cop batman.#I love when Bruce is dark and violent and merciless as batman in Tim’s run truly a source of nourishment#bruce wayne#tim drake#incorrect quotes#dc#dc comics#batman
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Penelope: Would I fall in love with you again? Hmmm, well. Can you also move our marriage bed over there? Hmmm? What? I thought we were pretending to be stupid by asking the most idiotic questions.
#“you ask a stupid question so you'll get one in return” -Queen Penelope of fuckin Ithaca#epic penelope#bloopnik rambles#penelope epic the musical#penelope of ithaca#epic odysseus#odyssey#the odyssey#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#incorrect epic the musical quotes#epic ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic#jorge rivera herrans#epic odypen#odypen
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Dick, holding Wally’s hand while they lie in bed: God I love this bed. God I love this house. And you. Especially you.
Voice: How domestic.
Wally: God?
Damian in his Robin suit, holding his bleeding side: No. It’s me. May one of you please direct me to the nearest medical kit.
[Frantic scrambling]
#Dick fixing Damian up gently: what happened? will you be okay? sleep here tonight we’ll get a room ready#Damian: tt I do not need your worry#I am perfectly capable of handling this on my own#Dick: that’s too bad baby bird because I’m gonna worry and I’m gonna help you anyway#batman#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#robin#nightwing#damian wayne#dick grayson#wally west#birdflash#incorrect quotes#mine
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Jason: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Tim, not looking up from his case file: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.
Everyone else in the batcave:
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#quotes#self reflecting#life quotes#self journey#life quote#poetic#inspiring quotes#poetry#self healing#motivating quotes#new year new me#new year#beautiful quote#love quotes#positive quotes#quote#quoteoftheday#people are portals#positive thoughts#positivity#mental wellness#manifesation#manifesting#get motivated#mental health#motivation#set boundaries#self care#self help#self reflection
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Tim, on his 13th attempt to sneak out of the mansion to go on patrol with the flu and walking pneumonia: I didn’t “lose” my spleen. To lose something is to imply you don’t know where it is, and I know exactly where my spleen is; it just isn’t in my body-
Alfred, tired™ and armed with a tranquilizer: Even so, Master Drake, I must insist you get back into bed.
#thank god he’s had practice from Bruce#get this man a vacation#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam#tim drake#red robin#dc robin#dc red robin#alfred pennyworth#Batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam incorrect quotes#batman incorrect quotes#batman and robin
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