#zombie-eats-world

[diminuel]

One of my favorite fanon things about Crocodile is the idea that not only is he good with animals, but a bit of a Snow White when it comes to them. Thinking of how others react to that is always comedy gold to me. Petty officers losing carrier pigeons because Crocodile came to the warlord meeting, any Marine pets, like ship cats, always end up sneaking onto Crocodile’s ship so they have to search the ship throughly before Crocodile leaves every time. Finally Sengoku asks him to stop coming to meetings so frequently because every time he does Sengoku’s goat won’t leave Crocodile alone and even tries to curl up in his lap.

Ahahaha, poor Crocodile is kept from doing his job because he's so popular with the animals~

[enigmaris]

Superboy Prime punched through the multiverse. This, of course, defeated the enemy he was fighting that was trying to destroy the world, but multidimensional punches dont just affect the mortal plane.

The ghost zone, the infinite realms, felt the punch like a nuclear blast. Haunts destroyed, ghosts displaced through time and space. It was chaos.

Whats worse? Danny's friend is missing.

Danny had met Robin in the GZ during one of his adventures, the two dead teen vigilantes took to each other like ducks to water. Danny helped Robin learn about being a ghost and Robin taught Danny life skills such as: throwing a punch, lockpicking, and how not to fall for obvious traps that villians set up.

Even Sam and Tucker had met Robin, although since Robin was such a new ghost he wasnt strong enough to leave the zone for long. Young ghosts (halfas aside) needed to spend the first decade or two in the zone before they were stable enough to go back to the mortal side. Danny had offered to fly to gotham with a message for batman, but robin had declined.

Batman and he had had a fight before he died, the guy probably didnt want to see or hear about the robin that failed after all.

Robin had forbidden Danny and the others from looking into Gotham.

Danny would not be in Gotham if his friend hadn't disappeared after the sonic attack that had rocked the ghost zone. He had no idea who Robin had been under the mask. Even in death, his friend had not shared his secret identity. But Danny needed to find his friend before he destabilized into ectoplasmic goop.

So now Danny has to find Batman, convince the guy that ghosts are real and that his adopted son Robin is a ghost. He manages to find the bat signal on top of the GCPD and hails the hero.

Who has a new robin with him.

It hadnt even been a year!!! Batman had replaced his friend with a younger model, this one was wearing pants instead of shorts!! What the hell!!!

Danny is so offended that if he didn't need Batman's help to save Robin, he would so punch the guy in the face. Multiple times.

Danny explains the problem to Batman and FAKE Robin all while keeping his cool.

"His ghost probably ended up near his grave. Just get me to the cemetery, if he's there, i can find him and save him before he fades forever."

Batman agrees.

Internally, Bruce is bluescreening. His mind is just thinking: Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason! Over and over again. He needed to get to his son. Right now.

Tim wasn't expecting his first mission as Robin to go like this, he had just finished his training, but nothing he had trained for prepared him for a ghost that told him that he met Jason while fighting a magic ghost dragon.

When all three get to the cemetary, they find Jason Todd's grave empty. A hole in the grass, just wide enough for a person to crawl through. The casket has a hole punched through it. Parts of the suit Jason was buried in were torn off and caught on splinters of the wood.

"I am gonna be honest. I did not know zombies were a thing." said the ghost.

With that, all hell breaks loose in Gotham.

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

[artbyblastweave]

The way in which I know that nobody on this website gives a single solitary fuck about Marvel Zombies by Robert Kirkman and Sean Phillips is that I have never seen anybody, aside from myself, right now, acknowledge how Kirkman just sort of casually included a decades-long mutual-pining functionally-asexual rebound-romance between the still-living severed head of reformed mass-murdering undead cannibal Janet Van Dyne (she's better now, she's very sorry about all that) and the octogenarian demure introverted mad scientist who's spent 40 years doing iterative upkeep and improvements on her neck-down full-body prosthesis. So much going on with that. Utterly batshit thing to just drop in there as a romantic b-plot. Relationship dynamic focus-tested at in a clandestine laboratory to give half of this website's core user base covid if, and this is crucial, if it were to appear in a single solitary work of fiction that was not Marvel fuckin' Zombies

[dralphabet]

I’m back! And I have arrived with a Metal Gear and Wordgirl crossover AU

I just wanted to merge my two of my favorite and VASTLY different interests because it’s funny

[junespriince]

Kyle: if I were a zombie, would you kill me? Wally: Nah, just keep you on a leash and treat you like a pet. As I take over the world and become its leader, you shall eat my enemies. Kyle: aw thanks dude Connor: ... scared to ask, but where am I at in this hypothetical? Wally: easy, the man to take my throne if I die or get killed, someone has to carry on my terror. Connor: Connor, eats his forkful of salad: Nice JL, looking at the new recruits: Bruce, putting Wally on the "Would turn into a villain for a cornchip" watchlist (made by tim): and, done.

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

Anonymous asked: what is a person?

A person :)

[shalotheaxolotltheadventurer]

I noticed a lack of art today and so here, have some of Edgar being a good parent (against all canon I like to think he's good to the zombies)

(So I was kinda nervous to post this lol)

[pink-lemonadefairy]

[merakiui]

someone needs to shake the jade worms from my brain because he is consuming my every thought.

[machetelanding]

[diminuel]

I’m not saying “Pirate Fucker” Monkey D Garp had to have had a one night stand with Rocks before they knew who each other were (maybe when both were just trying to relax and have a vacay), but it would be really funny

Now that you have put it in my mind, it obviously has to have happened...! X'D

Both end up on the same island, taking a vacation, it's still early enough in their "careers" that they're not known. Who can blame them for having a bit of fun with an appealing stranger they most likely won't ever see again??

It's gonna be awkward years down the line *lol* But maybe it's better this way, because if Garp has fucked pretty much all the high profile pirates of Rocks' era, it would be a blow to Rocks' ego if they weren't part of the "fucked (by) Garp" club!!

(And then when the time travelling happens and Rocks is stuck being babysat by Garp - one-night stand slash killer slash father-in-law of Rocks' beloved pebble - that probably is a rather charged situation *lol*)

[coffee-mouse]

[accidentally missed lunch yesterday]

[commandertartarsmoocher]

I've also thought about tartar sanitizing me, other anon. Let's be soap zombie buddies

Soap zombie buddies sounds really adorable!

No thoughts, head empty but still full of

🌈✨friendship✨🌈

Sounds like the type of world Tartar envisioned!

If everyone becomes a soap zombie buddy then there will be no reason for any conflict in the world!

[horrorcrypt12]

Now Watching:

The Night Eats the World (2018)

"The morning after a party, a young man wakes up to find Paris invaded by zombies."

Days Until October: 10

Spooky Season!

[cherrysnax]

autisming but my biggest pet peeve abt Batman is when someone who only ever consumed fanon is like “why doesn’t Bruce do *insert thing that he’s done since nearly his conception*