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wysteria-clad · 1 year ago

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*crawls out of a hole.* Hi guys.

#hey loves #yup im not dead #yeah i kinda went mia for couple months ig #I don't wanna rant about my problems rn #anyway just wanted to pop in and say i miss you my darlings #tc <3 #i'll check inbox and messages later and reply properly #mwah <3 #text #delete later #ramblings

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lijeuxs · 8 months ago

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guys this is my really really good high quality amazing 11/10 jegulus fanart

it took me years actually

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cowardlykrow · 7 months ago

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“don’t lose it now, old boy.”

With @ratb4stard3

#They are Applewatch to me amen godbless #They are swapping nametags because they are also so gay #tragic gays 😔#but for now they are happy perhaps #Also called old man supreme yup #happy fricken pride month #look how he drew john with his love sick puppy eyes its killing me KILLing me im dead i am dust #ALSO YEAH back at it again with another collab with the brother bet you were NOT expecting this one 😏😏😏#Cause he's my best friend #he's my pal. He's my homeboy #my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese. My good-time boy.#Also i could NOT do wilburs other eye so i did the oldest trick in the book #ALSO ALSO.... you don't even KNOW how hard it was to not draw a mustache on him you dont even KNOW #Wilbur cross #general john macnamara #john macnamara #uncle wiley #Black friday #black friday starkid #Hatchetfield #tgwdlm #The idea was for them to be dressed up casually but sir wiley looks like he is about to take this man out for the most expensive fucking #dinner imaginable #perhaps before #before the #befo

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bad-person-1810 · 1 year ago

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I cannot tell one funny story in the aa discord without being told I'm "phoenix coded" I hate it here

#jk i love it #ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #if youre wondering #“how where you legally dead for a minute” the answer is i was such a fucked up and pathetic baby they looked at me and went yup #that things dead for sure and then as im being like deared dead i makd the most pathetic baby noise imaginable and the doctors wgere shocked

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aroaceleovaldez · 2 years ago

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I never quite finished these two cards the first time i tried making a PJO major arcana and I never posted them. I really like the designs though so I’ll probably try to do something similar when I draft them again

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #leo valdez #my art #tarot #hoo #the main thing i wanted to adjust for the Leo card was the Festus cause. i was struggling to simplify a mechanical dragon for tarot #also wasn't 100% on the embers detail cause wasnt sure how well that'd translate to a physical card #nico's was pretty close to done though #also i never figured out a boarder / font #im still obsessed with the way Leo was described during the fight in the end of BoO for the record #just ''yup he was MADE OF FIRE'' so cool #i can go through my list of my card assignments if anyone's curious #a couple of cards arent fully solidly decided but a decent amount are #also looking at my old art is reminding me the colors on my old monitor were a Lil Skewed #so saturated....#nico's card will prob stay mostly the same though cause hell yeah that rocks. still love it.#if anyone's curious for these card reasonings -#judgement is traditionally depicted with an angel raising the dead and the planetary association is pluto.#i couldn't NOT. also card meanings: destiny / upcoming decision / putting past behind / healing / judgement / self-reflect / self-doubt #which is very nico vibes to me #then death is resistance to change / major change / endings & start of something new / personal transformation #which feels very Leo to me! plus i like the imagery of instead of Death on a horse it's Leo on Festus at the end of BoO #cause that was him ending a chapter of him trying to find himself and starting anew

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ak-47-666 · 7 months ago

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Yknow what

Feydpaul is growing on me..

..Not romantically though I just find the thought of these two fuckasses interacting like two very very annoyed toxic best friends hilarious

On some fucking-

F: "Atreides... Atreides nuts."

P: "Kys."

#feyd rautha #paul atreides #dune 2024 #dune part two #dune frank herbert #dune part 2 #house harkonnen #house atreides #Im a trans and ace Paul truther.#Yup. Im outing myself.#feydpaul #Also to that one motherfucker who made that joke once in the tags of the name pronounciation post I made I saw you #And I cackled for like 10 minutes straight. No joke. Dead serious.#feyd x paul #duneposting

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mommyesque · 9 months ago

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Where you go I go, what you see I see...

#y'all might've moved on but im still here #another himbo with not over his 'dead' lover #and another black gay dude who can't express love in a normal way #yup i have a type #buddy daddies #buddad #kazurei #kurusu kazuki #suwa rei #buddy daddies memes #buddad memes #dead plate #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #dead plate memes #dead plate manon

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lowkeyren · 7 months ago

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not to be rude or smth but

your ACTUAL fics getting ratio'ed by smth random you post will never not be funny to me 😭😭

i love u btw (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）kith kith

NO IDEA why this one blew up

JEEUSUSSI 😭😭

is this a sign for me to turn into a shitposter instead?????

the one i posted abt blade driving is also nearing 1k for some reason LMAO

my hsr text posts i impulsively made did quite well + reverse dating tropes too, rdt is/are my only fic(s) that r good ig!!! 😭😭

but... guys.. please.... go.... read.... my... actual... writings/fics... instead.... haha.. (shameless plug: aventurine x secretary reader coming out soon YUPPERS!!!!)

#✧rentalks!#rebloging this if the post reaches 7k 💀#also rb if the blade driving one hits 1k for the memes #it's ok i cackled too #me waking up to 5000:400 ratio yup great day ahead #low effort shitpost doing better than the fics i spend days on #SORTAAA hurts but womp womp ig #honkai star rail #hsr #bye the blade driving one js hit 1k im dead

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fandomfaeofveryfewf4cks · 1 year ago

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Honestly, though, one of the things I find bizarrely relatable about Stede can be explained just by that scene where he gets stabbed and just nicely asks, "Did you mean to do that?" Like yes, honey. Yes, he did.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 1 #stede bonnet #i love stede as a character #but if there is one thing about him that annoys me #its the fact that he really should be dead by now with all the shit like this he does #and im like #yup #that's me #alive through impossible odds #and in Stede's case #a badasss murderer dude and a hardworking crew not wanting him dead #at least not yet #there's always tomorrow

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morballs · 4 months ago

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I think that people frequently tend to forget that Mackenzie is a little shit in the WM campaign, both through the few player choices and just in normal dialogue and cutscenes

#“have you seen her. 😐” to the blind woman #“ohh my drunkard ass crashed the fucking plane and im still in love with my ex wife ough by the way youre fucking crazy Jerimiah 😒”#to the guy on bedrest because he got FUCKING mauled by a BEAR #?? oh and also the part where he like pretends to be cool before getting executed by Mathis by like ?? accidentally flirting with him #“oghhh we gotta stop meeting like this...me tied to a chair......you acting crazy”#the fucking way it stopped mathis in his tracks too like he was wondering what the fuck mackenzies major malfunction was #and the part where Mackenzie lies to the fucking forest talker like oh ya. yup this is alllll thats in the bag and then sees #the motherfuckers dead body later #jokes. aside i love you mackenzie. please awkwardly and unknowingly flirt with the convicts again i found it greatly amusing.

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baeshijima · 11 months ago

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uhm

what the actual fuck :D

#may this journey lead us starward <3 #haha. im so not okay. im actually broken and dead inside beacuse what the everloving fuck was that entire second quest :D #like. what do you MEAN that actually happened? and what do you MEAN they were basically fodder?#like. W H A T .#its 2 am and i dont think i will ever know peace again #oh fuck me im dreading 2.1 and 2.2 quests... man what if it goes into 2.3 as well.....#okay but on a real note oH MY ????? the story was SO SO GOOD LIKE HELLO????? yup hi3 writer right there....#AND THE CUTSCENES GOOD LORD THE CUTSCENES WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!

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catnykit · 1 year ago

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No im just a straight up sadist with fiction I swear

happy whumptober

I can't personally stomach the extreme ends of whump anymore, but I'm glad that they existed and continue to exist Examining why I became sad at certain fanfics helped me get around dissociating the second I tried to think of trauma thanks to all the fanfic writers out there

#whump #whump community #Yup i dont think I have a trauma #Since I was young I liked imaging kinds of torture #WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT TORTURE WAS #And like- very young #I Remember I was six and I alredy liked imaging characters getting waterboard or something #So yeah I have my issues but this is from since even before #Childhood at 100%#Mhm #So yes im a fictional sadist #Like-im not sadist irl I swear I just-#Yes.Painfull Dead to a fictional thingy pls #😇such an Innocent child isnt it

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davidjordanphoenix · 3 months ago

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I'm going to commit. A murder. I cannot.

You ASSHOLE

#im going to kill him i truly am #walk right up and boop him on the nose so hard he backflips into a lawnmower #absolutely going to kill a man today #yup #hes dead to me #things i cannot share with the class #i am also dying laughing at the same time but ya know

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tabbytiger · 1 year ago

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Having the profound realization that, yes, I am indeed psychotic. I also have adhd so they are holding hands. Think I’ve been in a psychotic episode since the last months of 2023 and I’m just now realizing it. 😭 I wrote it off as just my paranoid anxiety but like gorly those are symptoms of Psychosis.

Umm anyways who wants to perform a ritual to rid me of this ailment.

#13 #the urge to confront a delusion but you’re too afraid to ask for validation #Like I know its a delusion but I’ve experienced it before so its hard to rationalize #I’m scared if I ask for validation or comfort I might make people in my life irritated or angry #Like what if it just makes them dislike me more #Genuinely one of the worst delusions i have #I feel so strongly to try and be the perfect person and friend but I keep not being aware of what im doing or saying #And then It just feeds into the delusion #Like the grip this has on me #That and my stupid delusion of thinking someone is going to break in and kill me or my family in the middle of night #Or I think they’re already dead or I just get terrified that I’ll find them when I wake up #Me genuinely getting afraid when I have ‘thoughts that may manifest into reality’ and I HAVE to knock on wood #I also genuinely think hiding under the covers will save me #cryptids??? yup they’re real and they’re going to get me if I talk or think about them #I unplug a lot of stuff before sleeping bc I’m afraid house will explode #Also after the marshalls fires happened I’ve been worrying about my house catching fire in the middle of night #I hate it when people walk behind or close to me in the same direction #If I see what i percieve as ‘weird’ stuff on my foods I stop eating it cuz I’m worried it might make me sick or diseased #Ive literally passed out during psychotic attacks bc I get so terrified something bad will happen my brain just shut off the power #Like I know they’re mostly irrational and not real or true but the belief that it is is soo strong u still get scared #They make me avoid stuff as well #Like seeing a vc w all my friends in it but not joining even if I want to bc I’m scared something bad my happen #or that me joining will upset and interrupt what they’re doing #Or i genuinely think they don’t want me there or that they don’t like me so I get anxious and lay in bed for hours #for the last like 4-5 months I’ve been spending all my free time lying in bed not moving bc I lack energy #Its hard for me to believe people want me or the concept of emotional permanance #Like I genuinely can’t grasp the concept that people by default aren’t constantly up with you #and that love can last longer than the minutes it was expressed #I keep losing my train of thoughts my memory is getting worst I’m word vomiting more #A thing I do that annoy people a lot is sometimes I will the the long way to get to the point I’m talking abt

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marimeeko · 1 year ago

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Yall stop trying to make KamiKacchan happen. It's not going to happen. 😅

#everyone trying to say that its bc of Kaminari that baku said he was kacchan #yup guys pack it in #bkdk is dead its now kamikacchan hours #obviously #im so sorry this is just a joke

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peridotermine · 1 year ago

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