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shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

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Fun little drawing for Mother's Day! :) 🌸

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they're at it again

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

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nooo stop reblogging my posttt i don’t want all this attention guys omggg stoppppp guys seriously i don’t want 10k notes stopppp u guysssss

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last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:

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does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

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at this point it's not even bad luck brian anymore. you guys are making eternally condemned brian.

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my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play

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nooo stop reblogging my posttt i don’t want all this attention guys omggg stoppppp guys seriously i don’t want 10k notes stopppp u guysssss

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what