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bad-person-1810 · 7 minutes ago
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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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bad-person-1810 · 17 minutes ago
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “ 
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle ! 
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile. 
mahogany 
*sweats nervously*
same. 
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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bad-person-1810 · 18 minutes ago
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happy pride to him
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bad-person-1810 · 23 minutes ago
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A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.
More video at the source account!
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bad-person-1810 · 25 minutes ago
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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman
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bad-person-1810 · 25 minutes ago
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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard
*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.
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bad-person-1810 · 26 minutes ago
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fuck your slop
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bad-person-1810 · 26 minutes ago
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*lightning strikes in front of me in public* 
a girl: that was so scary!! 
me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
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bad-person-1810 · 26 minutes ago
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fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever
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bad-person-1810 · 35 minutes ago
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saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
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bad-person-1810 · 39 minutes ago
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bad-person-1810 · 21 hours ago
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🐇🍃
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bad-person-1810 · 21 hours ago
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Is it unhealthy codependency or do none of you people on this website have friends
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bad-person-1810 · 21 hours ago
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✨Ace Attorney sticker designs✨
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bad-person-1810 · 21 hours ago
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bad-person-1810 · 21 hours ago
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theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars
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bad-person-1810 · 21 hours ago
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The future never forgets the events that shaped it The past awaits for better times to come
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