#your mind...

[heybiji]

Hi can I ask a question about Dandelion? Does the scar on his neck affect his voice in some way? Is it maybe a bit raspy because his vocal cords got injured? Also wishing him a speedy recovery from that curse. I hope he doesn't die.

I love answering questions about Dandelion!

No, it doesn't affect his voice at all. But now I want it to. This is good stuff. I'm gonna have to cut his throat again.

[ofthecaravel]

Sanny is so Jennifer x Needy cause I firmly believe they’ve played boyfriend and girlfriend before

yes yes yes

how did you know i lifted the boyfriend girlfriend thing from jennifers body for a little something something....

[ratstuckinamarble]

https://www.tumblr.com/ratstuckinamarble/729797539161931776?source=share

big spoon drac and little spoon frankie confirmed 🤨🤔

You are so right and you should say it. Frankie being the little spoon despite being tall as hell and Drac being the big spoon despite being tiny T-T

Adorable. Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth.

[lesbianrobin]

headcanon: post-s4, steve could get de-vecna’d by the power of kate bush bc her music reminds him of max 🥺 (also neverending story and total eclipse of the heart naturally)

🥺

[cuntvonkrolock]

armand is the song Me & the Minibar

LITERALLY

[kaiasky]

#something something intelligent gorilla that does a comedy act to make you smile so he has an excuse to rip you apart something something

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[mumblesplash]

comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[wolpatinga]

????????????

situation:

you are in your mid forties, and have this friend who's your age that you've known for decades

except you two sort of lost touch a few years ago. he's been busy with work, and now he's kinda famous? good for him!

but now your friend has this... buddy - a man half your age (about twenty years your junior)

your friend tells you he's written a will that says all his estate goes to this buddy. like, your friend is a childless bachelor, so its not like he has a clear heir, but like. this doesn't add up. your friend always was... eccentric, queer if you will, but you didn't expect him to do something like this

and when you finally meet this buddy, you hate him. everyone you know hates him. the buddy is an asshole, and just being around him is enough to unsettle you. something's deeply wrong with him, but you might also just be biased

and also its really vague where this buddy even comes from? neither the buddy nor your friend will tell you. they've asked you to stop asking, and you aren't going to break the law to violate their privacy

also. you keep hearing these weird rumors. your bestie says the buddy is satanic. your friend's staff say that the buddy is nocturnal and doesn't eat. the buddy also seems to be able to travel completely undetected in the city and disappears randomly

[chrispineofficial]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[theartofmadeline]

i promise i wouldn't blame you

[blueberrybeomgyu]

0leqsr pwhg in g beaimble gum

anon, i LOVE this idea!! can't wait to write a fic about it 💗💗💗

[blackvelvetofnight]

concerts should cost 3 shiny nickels and be a block away. beautiful women take my hand we're going