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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought danny and sam were together 😭like omg i thought that was an engagement photo at first

RIGHT I was at work and jacki texted me and I saw the photo and I was so locked in on the other work thing I was doing that I was like "...how many fucking chapters did I miss during this shift-"

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Yes happy birthday Sam but also happy anniversary to this post

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Fellas? Is it gay to compare you and your bestie to a first love relationship in the caption of an engagement photoshoot ass lookin birthday post? Fellas??????

“Brother” MY ASS

THEYRE GIRLFRIENDS YOUR HONOR

“Suze”? STOP

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They were a day late because of the moon commute, so sue 'em!

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It makes me smile to know when things get hard

Ooh, you'll be far from here

So, pack up your car, put a hand on your heart

Say whatever you feel, be wherever you are

We ain't angry at you, love

You're the greatest thing we've lost

We'll be waitin' for you, love

And we'll all be here forever

You're gonna go far

Yes, you are

Happy 26th birthday, Sammy

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"...so what else is new?"

I have been obsessed with this Tiktok and saw a vision of a certain Sammy being a drama queen

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i shouldve brought my ipad to work i wanna work on my comic :(

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I wanna be your cigarette!

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jake running back to his motorcycle with sword in hand trying not to knock over the guitar and beat the 10 second timer

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I love how the idea of a break for gvf is:

trying new cute tailored outfits and doing cunty photoshoots

staying at home and gardening

gaslighting your fans into believing that you will release music with a side project (and share pics of your cat)

shake ass and show hole in a skirt to promote your friends’ new single

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age of machine x severance edit WHEN

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its fine

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My wife in this skirt ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

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i cant believe that my boss would donate the mugs from the break room that i was going to steal at the end of the semester. its scary how some people can be so selfish......

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Embroidery inspired by @ofthecaravel ‘s baby Josh