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I fucking love Jekyll and Hyde

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chemist unsettling normies compilation

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and if i said old woman yuri 🤨

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Posts includes rbs and it should just be displayed under yr blog name

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They should do an Ancient Rome show that is entirely performed in Latin. Hire a linguist or even just that Latin-speaking fellow from TikTok and make it happen. I think it'd be cool.

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What

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You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?

You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.

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important rabbit news

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nobody wants to say it but Garte and Sylvie are t4t

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I can't speak for other hair textures, but if your child (or you) has 1a, 1b, or 1c type hair, meaning it's straight or mostly straight

Please, detangle it starting at the bottom and not the top.

So much of my own trauma surrounding my hair is my mom ripping through it with a brush from top to bottom. She took pleasure in my pain. I'm not fucking kidding.

What she was doing was actually tangling it worse than it was, giving me more pain and making me hate taking care of my own hair.

When you detangle hair, what you're actually doing is unweaving it from the other strands. Knots form because the hairs have tied themselves together. The top of the hair is fixed (meaning it's attached to your head), so the only way you can loosen knots without removing hair from the scalp is the bottom.

So, when you go from top to bottom, the knots at the top are moving their way down your hair. And if there's knots at the bottom already, they have nowhere to go. And now that knot at the bottom is bigger and harder to deal with.

When I say going from the bottom of my hair to the top was a game changer for me, I'm not kidding. Not only was it hurting me less, but I was able to stop the trigger response of starting from the top down. I don't panic about having long hair anymore. In fact, I've been growing it proudly for 2 years now.

Yeah, it takes longer. Yeah, it's not ideal when you're running late and need your hair knot free in 30 seconds or less. But you know what I don't have anymore? Stress from brushing out my hair. Bald spots from ripping out chunks of my hair. Months of matted hair from avoiding it. All because I decided to start from the bottom and work my way up.

Your hair deserves just as much gentle treatment as you do.

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Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

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Tips for baby systems (forbidden/evil/weirdly specific edition):

You are allowed to, and in fact should, "romanticise" plurality as much as you desire.

Wallowing in your trauma is one of the worst ways to deal with having it. Stay away from online DID spaces oriented towards "trauma recovery"-- these spaces tend to be the most toxic, and ironically "anti-recovery", DID-oriented spaces on the internet.

You can cuddle with your sysmate using a pillow (or a stuffed animal, if you're not a coward). Imagine the pillow is that sysmate. You're welcome.

Some plurals want to become more plural. There's nothing wrong with that.

Let your child sysmates swear.

Unless they insist otherwise, stop calling your sysmates "parts". Person-based language works quite well for a great number of systems, and you should at least try it.

If you don't have a headspace, learn to lucid dream with your sysmates.

If you can hear your sysmates as voices, and you ever doubt you're plural, mentally scream something really stupid-- e.g. "WHAT'S 9 PLUS 10??". You may hear a distant "You know that '21' joke died 10 years ago, right?" Boom. You're plural. Confidence restored.

If you hear your sysmates as voices in your head, it is possible you will never be able to meditate in the traditional way. You can, however, have one sysmate guide you through one, and have them talk so much that there's not enough RAM in your brain to be distracted by the ADHD I know you have.

Leave every single plural-oriented Discord server you are in, and do not join any others. Additionally, delete your Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram accounts, and never reinstate them.

If you are a kid, do not tell your peers that you are plural, unless you are thick-skinned. Especially do not tell your family members until you are no longer dependent on them.

If you're having trouble getting one of your sysmates to pilot, there is a ~45% chance that they will only learn to do so in reaction to the silliest, dumbest, most random event on earth.

Don't say "I'm 100 rats in a trenchcoat." Say "My name is Legion, for we are many" and refuse to elaborate.

Your system name doesn't have to carry 14 layers of deep personal meaning. Assuming you picked something not totally goofy, it will gain meaning to you over time.

I mean this with utmost kindness, but please stop making posts like "is it possible / valid if my system does [X]?" Yes. Case closed.

Being posted to a cringe subreddit is a rite of passage. Be proud.

Most of the people around you are never going to clock you as plural. Even if you're the world's most overt, obvious system, 80% of people will just think you're weird. This is a good thing. Embrace other peoples' "weirdness censor" and unmask a little.

The words "quoigenic" and "praesigenic" (a.k.a. "my system origin is none of your business") are your friends. Use these as your public system origin for at least a year after realising you're plural.

In your public bio, no-one needs to know about whether you're officially diagnosed with a dissociative disorder or not, and the people who you want to be around do not care.

Plurality is crazy shit. Accept that you are "crazy" by societal standards, and that there is nothing wrong with being crazy. Be cringe. Be weird. Be mad. Be a freak. Be unpalatable. Cause chaos. It's awesome.

Date your sysmates. Kiss your sysmates. Fuck your sysmates. The world is your oyster.

No matter what, do not forget to love your sysmates.

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Random throwback to 2022....... one of my first J&H-doodles ever, lol

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Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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i'm LOSING IT. PLEASE tell me you all remember hyde:the return.

tell me you remember the bedroom scene. tell me you remember smexy older enfield. tell me you remember the old guys in the bootleg who look just a *little* bit too much like frank and rowan

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Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out