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hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

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i have bit the saul goodman apple. what a little meow meow

the lightning bolts monologue is very edward hyde at lanyon's. identical even

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why are they "violin plots" when they're coochie shaped

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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sorry but i just... damn. its been three fucking years since i've had this. six since i've had a partner in the same fucking city as me. so yea, i'm gonna be obnoxious about it

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im fucking losing it how did i get this lucky. my partner is fucking awesome

and they're studying film or smth and going into set design and love trivia and like <33333

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Paintings from today

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Paintover of the original "Expression" to match @themayorautumn's younger Harry

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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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i had a dream they updated disco elysium with a new copotype called “slime cop” and every slime cop dialogue choice was bright green and just said stuff like “i feel slimy” “lets slime this guy” “slime it up” and when u select enough of them u get a new green health bar that constantly goes down and i couldnt figure out how to heal it and when it ran out harry died and the obituary was extremely gruesome and had nothing to do with slime

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are you a former/current gifted kid?

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my lover is a cosplay god and i love them

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People will casually throw around things like "socially awkward" or "doesn't understand social cues" as if they're insults/condemnation of character, rather than just something that's morally neutral on its own that people can't help being

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One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know

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TAKING HER OUT TO GET HER HAIR AND MAKEUP DONE. FUCK IT. SHE'S THREATENING TO GO BACK IN THE CLOSET AND I'M FAIRY GODMOTHERING HER INTO GIRLMODING THIS PARTY

BIBBIDI BABBIDI BOOYAH BITCH

hehehehehhhehe

taking a girlie shopping for her first formal outfit, fighting off the staff trying to kick her out of the changing room, teaching her about fashion

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"you have an anxiety disorder" it's actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!