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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

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rnet good. amgel

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Wolpertinger 【 Metalocalypse 】

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so the thing about jekyll/hyde is that jekyll fell first, and he fell HARD

and hyde was indifferent. and this broke henry

it was this that drove henry to try to murder edward, to suffocate him, bury him alive

and that's what led hyde to believing everyone was out for him. that's what killed carew

so all the jekyll/hyde fics where hyde's some sort of succubus and jekyll's basically a bystander are SO WRONG

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arrrggghhhh... mister therapist has set the rabbit plan to drydock for a season, whilst the seas be rough. he be right, but me heart is heavy with the news

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lizpop_art

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I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

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You🫵wouldn't❌down⬇️load🛜a🅰️car🚗

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"Sodomy and the pirate tradition" (B. R. Burg, 1983)

Short intermission from fanart: I recently learned that there is a 1983 book called "Sodomy and the pirate tradition" and it got fucking Blackbeard on the cover 🤣🤣🤣

Just wanted everyone to know about that.

The author is still alive and seems very cool. His attitude on the back cover was basically:

I'm not saying all pirates are gay and I'm definitely not trying to argue the obvious and indisputable fact that they had tons of gay sex. I want to look at what homosexuality being okay and even encouraged meant for pirate society.

When I posted this on Reddit a month ago I was informed that he is still very much alive and super excited about OFMD, hadn't watched it yet though because he's hard of hearing and wasn't sure how to at the time the commenter talked to him which is both heart-warming and heart-breaking. 🥺

I hope he's figured it out by now.

(I was able to get a free ebook version through a university library BTW. Haven't gotten around to reading it yet though)

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

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there be a hundred hits since the fic reached its final port, and there be naught but a low wind's whistle. it be looking that the ending must be but an ugly barnacle on the beautiful vessel that were the onset

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yarr, today be talk like a pirate day, and fer the sakes of those left ashore, i be participating with me whole heart

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When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably

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reblog ONLY if prev is a mutual, i want to see how far this post can go

say in the tags what part of tumblr you’re on i’m so curious so see how this goes

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gloria in excel sheets deo

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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.