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The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

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finally made a soju meme that adequately reflects me as a person

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magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

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i believe in the inherent goodness of people

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who let this bird on the train

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you're allowed to celebrate even the smallest of your wins. any achievement is an achievement. any progress is progress.

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as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

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going to church tomorrow in a suit with my stubble

might be crucified, since jesus just came off the cross and the space is available

we'll see

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there is not enough digging happening into kim's inner cringe which he definitely has, so i drew a stupid gay disco dream that he had at some point in martinaise B) it's a wip but i wanted to share it cause i really like it

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uhhhhhhh wip.

its the disco skills divided into hms. maybe this has been done before, but i tend to give up on projects when i hit this point, so for the sake of existing, i post

logic behind the division:

heart: 1. empathy - the bleeding heart. this felt kinda obvious 2. rhetoric - all about failure, and wanting to redistribute power more fairly, also hates logic 3. reaction speed - this is the weakest one i've got, i think. i wanted an even split, and reaction speed is one of the more paranoid ones. it can't detect lies or read minds, but it does know when the vibes are off, and that reads as heart to me. he acts without thinking, on instincts 4. half light - :3 my sweet violent bastard, my favorite skill. half light is the fight or flight instinct, and wants to kill anyone that disrespects it. juno was mad, right? "picture the lot of them, all standing with their fingers in the air one minute, the next reduced to a bloody mist!" :3 remind me never to get near a gun 5. pain threshold - i mean.... this is the one that bitches about how much it hurts. and that's what mind hates the most about heart 6. hand eye coordination - rooty tooty pointy shooty 7. conceptualization - creates the "art cop" thought. always talking about how the art isn't good enough, how trite and stupid it all is, and heart says that stuff too, so it fits to me 8. electrochemistry - ehhhhhhhhhhhh maybe? canon beef with volition? idk. its my post, go make your own

mind: 1. logic - :/ 2. endurance - is a fascist. and complains about the weak a lot. like mind. hey mind is also blue just like authright... also this pic is weak, but that's because i don't wanna give mind endurance's physique. maybe dragon mind will work better 3. perception - "hey, mister mind" 'yea?' "what do you see behind those cold leaden eyes?" idk someone had to get perception and it certainly wasn't gonna be heart [sorry bud] 4. drama - lie detector. and mind is all about "don't lie to me" 5. visual calculus - ok so i love this guy. this was my first sig skill. visual calculus isn't just boring mathematics. he is so so sweet. after harry has to meet with the library-goer's widow, harry's extremely bummed. and visual calculus makes a little vision of a ferris wheel for harry. visual calculus wants safety. he stops you when you try to cross an unsafe bridge, cause he worries about you!!! visual calculus is responsible for the collapsing tenement response. he was so worried for everyone that he led a evac team for this tenement... and mister mind cares too, i think. just wants a sound soul, and that means sound architecture 6. composure - automaton freak. composure is the poker face, the emotionless dickwad. my least favorite skill cause he's so boring (i give him to my favorite of hms because why tf not?) 7. physical instrument - ok so you know that line in tme where mind says "all because heart refuses to run"? i took that literally. jock mind real. also he's got a draconic image in my pic because in roe "like a bumbling dragon [mind] flies" and i want more dragon mind 8. volition - is the skill that wants you to get off your ass, stop whining, and get back to work. also he wants the same bad things you do, but he refuses to admit it. mindcore

soul: 1. shivers - gets weird messages from the outside world, like the city talks to it. soul's the one in charge, and he gets to see the outside world 2. suggestion - "singing songs you like to hear" suggestion is all about playing up to expectations to get what he wants, and that's soul i think? 3. authority - takes no shit from any other skill. he's the damn king 4. savoir faire - "where's beat one??????" dancy boy. demands an audience. also how the fuck do i fix this guy. savoir faire doesn't have a head, just six arms. he's so fucking weird 5. interfacing - mind complains about soul being a sad boy losing interest in all his toys, and interfacing's whole thing is bringing things together into functional systems and also playing toys and instruments 6. esprit de corps - keeps an eye on what harry's colleagues are doing. and soul's always talking about what the others are doing 7. inland empire - concerned with identity, the really sad one, convinced harry isn't worthy of love because like.. who is he? soul is too 8. encyclopedia - so this is weird. but i needed it to be an equal split. ency's really focused on the past, and soul's trying to bring whole back, so so focused on whole (on harmonia) idk but i liked the idea of this pic. mind's always the mechanical one but soul sings time machine reprise

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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

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craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

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If tumblr shuts down, you can find me in here

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Scrolled past the "drunk on ale vs. drunk on mead" post again, and coming from a culture where people do still make mead, and whether or not it's alcoholic or not is a delicate balance that takes skill, I can attest that mead drunk really is different. Like you know how wine drunk is relaxed, languid and romantic, and beer drunk is a cozy blurry buzz, but mead drunk is Starting Problems On Purpose kind of drunk.

Not angry or aggressive type of drunk (tbh I don't think Booze That Makes You Angry is a thing, people who are angry when they're drunk just have anger problems and an excuse), but an euphoric sudden desire to have some fucking drama. Highly energetic drunkass delight of making a bad choice to make shit happen. Either by climbing somewhere really really high and breaking something when you fall, or stirring shit with people just to start shit.

Most people who make mead for mayday try their best to make it non-alcoholic.

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