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it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

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thinking about the zoldycks. Every time they have a child they’re trying to make the perfect assassin and it goes like:

1. We might have gone too hard and he’s unpleasant to talk to and be around let’s try again

2. Not quite right, is not as disturbing to be around but lacking in other areas. Going for another try

3. PERFECT we did it he’s a little rebellious but that helps probably and we’re sure it won’t cause us issues in the future. We got the formula down let’s do another one

4. Haunted. Try again

5. Yay yippee mommy’s fav

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generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

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Flag Wars Bonus Round

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I've started putting Chinese characters I see into wiktionary just to like. b able to break them down a little bit more, right. and so far my observations is. chinese language will see something not related to water and go "is anybody gonna attach a water radical to that shit orrrr".

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

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I’m sick, quarantining and bored

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This article is confusingly written but as far as I can tell the order of events here is:

Distinguished cryptography professor Xiaofeng Wang and his wife go incommunicado (more than a few weeks ago)

University quietly scrubs all mention of his name from university websites (past couple weeks)

FBI raids two homes belonging to Wang and removes several boxes worth of documents/belongings from them (Friday)

Anyhow with all the other excitement going on why not have some good old spy drama

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we all got that mutual who miraculously reblogs porn exactly while you're at work or on public transit and never anytime else

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margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Do you think there’s anyone who has

1. Had sex with more than one person

And

2. Exclusively had sex with people who have given a TED talk

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I don’t try to meditate anymore because once I realized that it can’t actually turn me into a water bender my brain stopped letting me do it.