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I think one of the major problems these days is how many games are shooters which leaves young men feeling like that's all they can be, and makes them unable to picture themselves as a young witch who is trying to find her neighbors lost cat in the mountains

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I just got exposed to the TikTok "pink task/blue task" thing and like... are y'all ok? My grandparents didn't even have a gender binary this regressive.

Do a lot of Gen Z women want to be stupid? Because I assure you, you are capable of using a screwdriver.

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Yeah so I'm tentative back to working hypothesis (1): I am atypical in that my soul is stored in my nose (other people's are other places) so for a few days there I became a raw mind which was. Not fun. Well hopefully my nose heals and my soul returns.

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#don't be meaN! #he's dolNG HIS BEST #apPRECIATE HIM #NOW

look all im saying is every car I've ever been in it's been easier to see when the wipers are at the top of the cycle. and if that's true they should make them pause at the top of the cycle when both are fully extended. not at the bottom. Toyota return my calls i could fix this

Hi! It's me your windshield wiper! Looks like a rainy drive, huh. Well let me just scrroooooooooooch all this water over here! Wow look how clear it is--okay enough seeing, it's time for me to smear all the water BACK across your windshield!! and I'll do it again in 2 seconds. >:]

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Hi! It's me your windshield wiper! Looks like a rainy drive, huh. Well let me just scrroooooooooooch all this water over here! Wow look how clear it is--okay enough seeing, it's time for me to smear all the water BACK across your windshield!! and I'll do it again in 2 seconds. >:]

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wolf howls 🤝 whale song UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOooooooouuuuhhh

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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.

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This is hate mail…

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last night i dreamt that i was keeping a spreadsheet of every time i ate goldfish crackers by date + approximate quantity eaten and i showed it to @lazeecomet at craft night and he laughed me out of the fucking room. What Does This Mean

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goncharov

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hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???

obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them

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have any of you met someone who was normal about scuba diving? like someone who enjoyed it a medium amount. ive never met anyone who had scuba diving anywhere on their top 100 activities who didn't put it at number 1

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my wife: who was that problematic author, the one who did enderman's game? uhhhh... orville redenbacher?

me: can I post that

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my friends don't play monopoly with me anymore because i invented swaps and used them to technically keep people in the game as long as possible while i effectively owned all their properties

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There's an interesting new phenomenon where I feel like I'm picking up aspects of the structure of ChatGPT. Obviously, it's well known that people pick up linguistic quirks from their friends and family. You might remember a time where you couldn't stop saying "yolo" or "slay" even if you originally considered those words cringe. It's happening to me now with ChatGPT. Here are some key aspects that I've noticed:

1. Formatting everything like this

ChatGPT loves an intro paragraph and then a header, starting with a number. And so do I! As I use ChatGPT more frequently for work, I've found that this is a nice and useful way to structure a long text, even if I do find it grating.

2. OK THE BIT IS OLD NOW

fuck you post OVER goodbye

If you've used ChatGPT yourself, you may already be familiar with some of these experiences! It's interesting to see how language evolves with new tech--FUCK YOU GOODBYE