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as with all tumblr polls i have learned a grand sum of fuck all but it was fun in the meantime

i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

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Do not obey in advance.

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really good tiktok

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dude. be cool

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

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i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

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i see your “i’m never gonna call it x” and i raise you an i’ve never even used twitter but i’m never gonna call hbo “max”

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to be fair the main guy was pretty hot. not the murder tween but the lead detective in case that wasn’t clear

watching that Adolescence miniseries i kept hearing about and it’s fucking wild actually

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i am so fucking annoyed i did not make this a weeklong poll. anyway reblog to save a life ✌️😎

i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

[chrispineofficial]

i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

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what did i just watch lmao

watching that Adolescence miniseries i kept hearing about and it’s fucking wild actually

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watching that Adolescence miniseries i kept hearing about and it’s fucking wild actually

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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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jensen and misha: making out rolling around on the floor on the set of season 16 to "practice" for the destiel sloppy sex scene

the intimacy coordinator: 🧍

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hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist