chrispineofficial
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chrispineofficial · 32 minutes ago
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laying an egg hard and loud
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chrispineofficial · 33 minutes ago
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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if there was a letterboxd equivalent but for shows, reblog and put in the tags what you top 4 shows on your profile would be
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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chris pine looks his best dying or dead I fear. that freak needs to constantly be put in a situation. for enrichment.
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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💜💋
i am a true offline girlie these days but i love and miss you all and look forward to the day i have a simple office job and we can brainrot on main together again. and if you’ve messaged and or texted me and i never replied it’s literally because i didn’t see it or i forgot please message me again i love you
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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Sam is just a better person than Dean. Full stop. He actually cares about people, whether or not their monsters, he doesn't think anyone needs to die. It's really telling that Deangirls excuse Dean of any wrongdoing, ever, because it's so obvious that's how you see the world. Just like Dean, you can't put yourself in anyone else's shoes, so, you can't imagine what it feels like to be Sam, who is struggling so hard with something he can't control. But Sam puts himself in everyones' shoes and that's why he's always hurting. He cares so much in a way Dean is never capable of.
this is the funniest ask i’ve ever received thank you so much. anyway sam murdered dean’s child
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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i am a true offline girlie these days but i love and miss you all and look forward to the day i have a simple office job and we can brainrot on main together again. and if you’ve messaged and or texted me and i never replied it’s literally because i didn’t see it or i forgot please message me again i love you
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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sometimes i wish i could tell other women that you can just stop removing your body hair and in many cases the consequences will be way less severe than u expect. you can go to the beach with all your leg hair intact and nobody will stop you or say a thing. you can stop waxing your upper lip and people won’t stare at it the way u might be bracing yourself for. you can quit plucking your brows and eventually they will grow back into themselves and no one will even notice. like for sure women are punished for not participating in beauty rituals but i also feel like so much of it is like The Panopticon sometimes where you just convince yourself that if u stop that kind of gendered upkeep everyone will be mad and stop talking to u forever when in reality you just keep existing and nothing remarkable happens. it’s not always easy but you can kind of just stop for real
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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sam your brother has been cursed with the mark of cain and you're gonna deny him cake? #samtransgressions
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chrispineofficial · 3 days ago
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chrispineofficial · 4 days ago
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Screenshots of Kieran Culkin on The Graham Norton show, casually adding to the absolutely wild Eric Bogosian lore
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chrispineofficial · 4 days ago
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juuuuuust got a lil sneak peek at some features and GIRL i can’t WAIT for jarchendar 2025
i might get in trouble for talking about this but i like to live on the edge so @jarchaeology is doing a 2025 jarchendar and i’m so fucking excited for the third year running of this amazing calendar anyway watch this space etc
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chrispineofficial · 4 days ago
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oh okay
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chrispineofficial · 4 days ago
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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chrispineofficial · 4 days ago
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Superstore
One set for every episode ↳02x11 Lost and Found
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chrispineofficial · 4 days ago
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Boy Sap
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