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thanks so much

uh oh. should i watch spn again

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uh oh. should i watch spn again

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uh oh. should i watch spn again

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i forgot how sexy s4 cas is. he just shows up whenever the hell he wants and eyefucks dean within an inch of his life. like hell yeah that’s exactly what you’re supposed to do

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how much gay sex is too much gay sex?

like, as a general rule...

the limit does not exist

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no but i am literally begging millennials to go back through the formative romcoms of our generation. we owe melanie lynskey so many apologies what the fuck

the world owes melanie lynskey an apology fr

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the world owes melanie lynskey an apology fr

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YELLING

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@ms-flood your efforts are in the Breaking News, thank you for making destiel alive again

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having a bad time while also everything is better mostly and also life is good but also very bad and terrible being an adult is a giant crock of shit by the way get out while you can

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you know fucking what i’m not done here. i’ve had the most piece of shit best weirdest week of my life. i started a new job that i happen to love. i got in a car accident. i’ve felt deeply connected with and supported by my friends and family and colleagues. my uncle passed away somewhat suddenly today. life is a series of little whoops and you’re an asshole if you can’t in some way find that fulfilling

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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i personally plan to dance on their graves while shooting tequila and having obscene gay sex but you do you ig

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

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Whenever people talk about "girlbossing too close to the sun" they always talk about Elizabeth Holmes and not Gwen fucking Shamblin, who founded a Christian dieting and weight loss cult and then died in a fiery plane crash piloted by her himbo sugarbaby boy toy

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girl calm down

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead