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Full offense and pun fully intended, but I genuinely think the very existence of "dead dove, do not eat" was a fucking canary in the mines, and no one really paid attention.
Because the tag itself was created as a response to a fandom-wide tendency to disregard warnings and assume tagging was exaggerated. And then the same fucking idiots reading those tags describing things they found upsetting or disturbing or just not to their taste would STILL click into the stories and give the writer's grief about it.
And as a response writers began using the tag to signal "no, really, I MEAN the tags!"
But like.
If you really think about it, that's a solution to a different problem. The solution to "I know you tagged your story appropriately but I chose to disregard the tags and warnings by reading it anyway, even though I knew it would upset me, so now I'm upset and making it your problem" is frankly a block, a ban and wide-spread blacklisting. But fandom as a whole is fucking awful at handling bad faith, insidious arguments that appeal to community inclusion and weaponize the fact most people participating in fandom want to share the space with others, as opposed to hurting people.
So instead of upfront ridiculing this kind of maladaptive attempt to foster one's own emotional self-regulation onto random strangers on the internet, fandom compromised and came up with a redundant tag in a good faith attempt to address an imaginary nuance.
There is no nuance to this.
A writer's job is to tag their work correctly. It's not to tag it exhaustively. It's not even to tag it extensively. A writer's sole obligation, as far as AO3 and arguably fandom spaces are concerned, is to make damn sure that the tags they put on their story actually match whatever is going on in that story.
That's it.
That's all.
"But what if I don't want to read X?" Well, you don't read fic that's tagged X.
"But what if I read something that wasn't tagged X?" Well, that's very unfortunate for you, but if it is genuinely that upsetting, you have a responsibility to yourself to only browse things explicitly tagged to not include X.
"But that's not a lot of fic!" Hi, you must be new here, yes, welcome to fandom. Most of our spaces are built explicitly as a reaction to There's Not Enough Of The Thing I Want, both in canon and fandom.
"But there are things on the internet that I don't like!" Yeah, and they are also out there, offline. And, here's the thing, things existing even though we personally dislike or even hate or even flat out find offensive/gross/immoral/unspeakable existing is the price we pay to secure our right to exist as individuals and creators, regardless of who finds US personally unpleasant, hateful or flat out offensive/gross/immoral/unspeakable.
"But what about [illegal thing]?!" So the thing itself is illegal, because the thing itself has been deemed harmful. But your goddamn cop-poisoned authoritarian little heart needs to learn that sometimes things are illegal that aren't harmful, and defaulting to "but illegal!" is a surefire way to end up on the wrong side of the fascism pop quiz. You're not a figure of authority and the more you demand to control and exercise authority by command, rather than leadership, the less impressive you seem. You know how you make actual, genuine change in a community? You center harm and argue in good faith to find accommodations and spread awareness of real, actual problems.
But let's play your game. Let's pretend we're all brainwashed cop-abiding little cogs that do not own a single working brain cell to exercise critical thinking with. 99% of the time, when you cry about any given thing "being illegal!!!" you're correct only so far as the THING itself being illegal. The act or object is illegal. Depiction of it is not. You know why, dipshit? Because if depiction of the thing were illegal, you wouldn't be able to talk about it. You wouldn't be able to educate about it. You wouldn't be able to reexamine and discuss and understand the thing, how and why and where it happens and how to prevent it. And yeah, depiction being legal opens the door for people to make depictions that are in bad taste or probably not appropriate. Sure. But that's the price we pay, creating tools to demystify some of the most horrific things in the world and support the people who've survived them. The net good of those tools existing outweighs the harm of people misusing them.
"You're defending the indefensible!" No, you're clumsily stumbling into a conversation that's been going on for centuries, with your elementary school understanding of morality and your bone-deep police state rot filtering your perception of reality, and insisting you figured it out and everyone else at the table is an idiot for not agreeing with you. Shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down and read a goddamn book.
#hellmo.jpg#yeeeeeessssssss#if you are advocating for censorship bc you read something you shouldnt have#you need supervision#not authority over others free speech#anda loves shippers#anda hates book burners
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Sleepovers with April are the best! ...and normally accidental-
omg also i binge read dandy's "i may be invisible, but i still look good" and the reference is random but i needed it cause it was funny in the fic and references are my data collection-
#she just got a little overwhelmed with the crowd#i have put so much thought into past april if you want to hear#when she was younger she was really quirky but got out casted because of that like normal#so when she found the turtles she was like “better not eff this up” because she really wanted them to like her#and put on a really “cool” front so she was more calm in the beginning of their relationship#but let me tell you when she started coming out of her shell the boys were pleasantly shocked#they still loved her right away though#both parties were instantly obsessed with each other#so in this she just needed a battery recharge#most of the time she just supervises their shenanigans and is a really bad influence XD#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt april#april oniel#turtle tots#banana pancakes duo#autistic donnie
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me at work regularly handling extremely lethal voltages and currents
#i was going to say unsupervised but i am the lab supervisor#supervising myself#also before you try to dresscode me for what i was doing there was no reason to have protective clothing#although this lab can be insane theres very few times i need to be deliberate about what i wear#90% of the time i can wear whatever#pants wont save me from a ΔP event on the order of magnitude of a billion
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Ok life cycle of a jelly mer is a GO. I’ll stick it under the cut in case anyone doesn’t want to see the lil development/newborn stuff
BUT before that since I know at least a few people are going to ask; yes, you can hold tiny baby medusa Neil, it can’t even sting you yet. Just a lil tingle
(Shout out to @the-tortoise-lady for the idea of baby Neil with no common sense or self awareness being very certain it both can and will eat that thing it found wading in the water near the beach (fisherman Andrew))
So normal jellyfish polyps grow into what looks like little stacked saucers or plates and when one breaks off it grows into the actual medusa we all know. So like. I’m just imagining the upper body/human part of the mer grows inside more like two cups stacked together, and there’s only one per polyp (i don’t even know if regular polyps have multiple discs break off tbh).
But according to some v quick research and not being able to find specifically Sea Nettle reproductive cycle, I am declaring their polyps the average size of Small (about an inch/3cm or something close) and their baby medusae have A LOT of growing to do :D
#which is unfortunately why so many don’t make it to that size#they need lots and lots of supervision#so if they don’t get it for whatever reason#they’re picked off quick#also. depending on the timeline and what you want to believe#I made it so those hands could with minor changes#become either Nathan’s or Andrew’s#or yours if you really want hehe#oh yeah I want to do shark life cycle too#did you know basking shark pups are born at a starting size of roughly 3ft/1m#love that#anyway#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#mer au#jellyneil au#jellyfish#jellyneil#mer research notes
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THE COMMITTEE FOR RAPACIOUS INTERLOPERS AND MANIACAL ESPERS !
drawing dump I definitely can’t fit all of them in but here’s most of em lol. Neo Cortez the founder and Head of C.R.I.M.E. Got a complete redo which I actually Like now so’ll probably expand on him more
#for all of you Ant fans out there I have a bunch of ant related memes I have drawn/am going to draw them with so . there will be Ant#for all of you Cheri fans out there sorry u don’t see her as much it’s just so much easier to be able to the pile three ocs worth of#drawings into one post than just one oc</3#there is stuff of her I need to finish or post dw tho 🫶#my art#psychonauts#psychonauts fanart#psychonauts art#psychonauts oc#character design#psychonauts original character#psychonauts ocs#Dexter Fahrenheit#Dr. Batty Sawbones#Wanda Whelk#Neo Cortez#the SpongeBob meme is when Dexter follows them back into CRIME HQ and they’re like …. well we can’t just let this ten year old leave#he knows where our base is—#he actually snuck back onto the Tiltrotor CRIME uses for missions sometimes rather than sneaking directly into the base fun fact for u#CRIME HQ has cloaking psychic-tech . the Tiltrotor not *as* much#tw alchohol mention#hi sorry thes tags are getting long#the one with Dex in the red shirt is a good few months before he left to join CRIME#he’s still kinda got a black eye and he is not being supervised at home-
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Batfam AU where after Jason's adoption and him becoming Robin, he and Dick just don't get along At All. They basically can't even be in the same room.
Tim notices this because of his stalking and just can't let it go. Nightwing and Robin are his heroes, his idols, they can't fight! Reality doesn't fit with his imagined idealistic version of the Waynes who are a perfect happy family.
So naturally Tim decides it is his duty to do something about it. So he creates a series of elaborate plans to force Dick and Jason to interact and work together in hopes it will fix their brotherly relationship.
This does eventually work but Tim accidentally becomes Gotham's newest rogue in the process. Whoops.
#batfam#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#nightwing#robin jason todd#dc comics#dc#tim joins the batfam early#because once they figure out the truth of this new “villain” Bruce just immediately adopts him#clearly he needs more adult supervision and guidance to use his brains for good is this is how he spends his free time#also bruce is just so thankful that tim managed to get his kids to act like brothers a feat he couldn't do#even in aus tim is saving this family from themselves#Tim is an accidental villain#does this fic exist yet? i have seen villain Tim and even a bit of accidental villain tim but nothing like this#if you know a similar fic please send me the link#my post
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Man, I want shapeshifter cap SO BAD.
I want to see a Billy that really leans into the wonder of the world, the million paths a child could take in their life.
I want to see a Billy that wants to try everything, at least once.
A Billy that looks at all the people who spit at him, deride him, pity him, dismiss him, ignore him, because he has no future, no prospects, a child in the gutter and say no. I'm going to grow up to be whoever I want to be.
And a captain marvel that says you're going to be amazing.
Billy taking the premise of captain marvels form - his ideal self, a blank slate for Billy to paint his bright colours, the person he wants to be deep inside - and dialling that freedom up to eleven.
A dancer, a dinosaur, a train conductor, a tiger, an ice cream maker, a butterfly, an astronaut, a shark, a college student, a Tamaranean, a mouse, a scuba diver, an elephant, a doctor, a moose, a race car driver, a dog.
A child wanting to see the world.
If you want to find captain marvel, well first you've got to try his comm, probably a couple times.
Then you've got to go to fawcett, hope he's there and not saving the yetis from a salamander invasion in a different dimension.
You've got to ask around, because it often goes by word of mouth here, no matter what technology you bring. Don't worry, it'll spread very quickly, but if you're in a hurry you can find his commemorative statue and leave an offering. No one knows if it really works, but it's a good way to pass the time and feel productive.
Soon, a face will peel out of the crowd. It's always familiar, but it's never the same one.
Wait for the flash of lightning in a cloudless sky.
And then you will find captain marvel.
#dc comics#captain marvel#dc captain marvel#billy batson#I really want to see tawny introducing Billy to the wonders of a highly malleable form#He's a kid! He's dreaming and imagining! He's got a thousand lives ahead of him!#Also just the image of the jl hunting down cap for smth and coming to a dance studio#And seeing this person who does not have caps body but is indubitably cap look up in surprise#Like he's a young man just out of teenage hood with a slim and lithe dancers build. Red male leotard with the lightning bolt on#Billy at this point is like 11 but as long as they never connect his human form to all these other immortal ones he's not too bothered#Billy getting into many places with the power of free trials/scholarships/sheer 'look like you belong there' energy#I think he'd have fun being a train conductor#Bringing his friends and trusted people with him sometimes for cover stories (like uncle dudley)#Heck I think he brought Shazam along on a couple adventures in the earliest comics lmao#But tawny is there 40% of the time being the adult (tiger) supervision#Not that he really needs to be. Billy is responsible and mature! Just... A trouble magnet lol#But someone has to show this kid the tricks of the shape-shifting trade!#shazam
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ok i’m doing a reread of my hero academia (and trying to redraw at least one pose per chapter), and i’m just thinking. are there any fics where all might gets de-aged (either physically, or mentally AND physically) temporarily to junior high age during the ten months he’s training izuku?
izuku, only a third of the way through the American Dream plan: all might? all might please tell me you remember me. i’m supposed to be training as your successor.
toshinori, looking age 14 and totally ignorant: you’re my what??
izuku: OH NO
toshinori: hahaha, just joking, young midoriya! :D i remember you perfectly. just as i unfortunately remember this quirkless body of mine--oops.
izuku: q-quirkless??? you were quirkless?!?
bonus points
Toshinori is resigned to asking Gran Torino to assume guardianship rights.
He asks Izuku how Aldera is, gets a vague answer, and then schemes to infiltrate Izuku’s very class. Very confidently, he announces he is Quirkless at the very first day. Results vary.
Gran Torino reviews the American Dream plan. He looks at Toshinori and Toshinori looks anywhere else. In the spirit of teamwork and Quirkless camaraderie, Gran Torino makes Toshinori follow an even harsher plan to match Izuku’s stress level.
izuku, seeing toshinori doubled over and retching: ??!?!?!?
gran torino: doesn’t that make you feel better?
izuku: NO
#bnha#midoriya izuku#deku#yagi toshinori#all might#gran torino#torino sorahiko#shih.txt#the problem is that i'd feel very tempted to write young toshinori#whupping early bakugou's ass#the other problem is how long the deaging would last#if it's too long it doesn't work#because then everyone's asking where all might is#(didn't you know? all might is nine heroes in a giant trenchcoat)#but if it's too short i can't justify toshinori needing 'adult' supervision#deaged at dagobah au
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#elena of avalor#beauty and the beast#batbedit#disneyedit#eoa edit#belle x beast#estebalena#kinda but also not kinda#I think a lot about the fact that it's been confirmed that this is an intentional homage#like EoA series supervising director Elliot M. Bour was just like casually bringing BATB into things as an Easter egg#since it was his first job in animation#and like don't get me wrong; I LOVE that he did this. I just don't know how he expected anyone (i.e. me) to be normal about it afterwards#once you've introduced BATB; it ceases to be a fun and casual reference and just makes the literature major girlies go feral#i thought this was gonna be a quick and easy little project but it wasn't#the parallels are all there but they're in slightly different order in EoA than the original and the pacing for each reference is differen#so i had to determine which ones I needed to skip frames for and which ones to use all the frames#and then try to figure out the speed from there#the coronation day scenes were very hard to color because the grey skies and muted filter kind of whitewash the characters#like you don't even understand i added so MUCH vibrance and saturation to the 4th and 5th gifs but elena's skin still is just gray#and the coloring is still just a very very mixed bag#also i've realized that while I don't think it was an intentional reference in the same way BATB was#anna's sacrifice and resurrection from frozen is perhaps just as --if not more-- a clear parallel to the coronation day scene than BATB#so maybe I will do that one someday too?#once i psych myself up again to try coloring coronation day again#which i imagine will be awhile#these do not look like the same scene and pretty much the same scene at all even if i tried to use the same psd when i could#and edit them to make the coloring as close as i could
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his name is professor plum and he's high on catnip
#eliot posts#professor plum#he's my roommate's cat#he doesn't like vincent very much so far tho#he's very shy and vincent is very friendly#so i had to pull vincent away from him like ''stop sniffing that guy who is hissing at you!!!''#my roommate's other cat (colonel mustard) was immediate friends with vincent#plum just needs more time tho#i keep vincent in my bedroom most of the time and only just now started letting the cats have supervised interactions#it's only been a few days since i moved in w this girl tho so like. understandable if they need more time
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was about to make a funny haha post about how the Aurora crew microchipped the Toy Soldier and Jonny but actually they're all microchipped, all of them
#the mechanisms#you think Ashes doesn't need a microchip?#last time they were left without supervision they took over a world
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Fanning the flames...
Are Jimin and Jungkook going around the world Namjooning?
In May they were in Japan.
We know they were together in New York in July.
And also in Connecticut during that same trip.
And now they're cooling their butts off in the ocean down in Jeju?
Where else have they been and we didn't know it?
Why is choreographer Brian Puspos posting on his Twi/X the video of Jimin and Jungkook's Own It dance practice and cryptically captioning it "may the story continue?"
Yes I get the reference to SEVEN but is there something else coming? Hmmmmm, Brian?
Side note: yes sir, we were definitely blessed in more ways than one with that clip...
WhAt doEs it ALL mEaN?
Are we getting some sort of vlog or Bon Voyage subunit at some point in the future?
Is it for a subunit MV?
Are they on their honeymoon?
Is Jimin handling it right now? (of course he is)
It's Green Day in Korea. Or it was yesterday (time zones and shit). Remember? The 14th of every month has some sort of couples significance in Korea. Green day is the day lovers spend the day out in the countryside enjoying nature together. It was a beautiful weekend in Jeju.
So which is it?
I have a burning need to know. But if they don't want to share, I'm cool with that too I guess, but usually, when you are caught sneaking something, the teacher makes you share with the class...
I am ready for show-and-tell, what about y'all?
Knowing they're well, safe and happy will have to suffice for now.
Disclaimer: Right now most information is rumor and speculation, information gleaned from several sources. The sightings were reported by eyewitnesses. Some have photos. Not posting those here of course. The Brian Puspos post is fact.
In closing, here's some pics I bet you've never seen before:
#jikook#kookmin#minkook#jimin#jungkook#being irresponsible#need some supervision#jimin where are you#very very faint murmurs that they were filming in jeju#i bet its hot out on Jeju#i hope there is a severe lack of clothing involved#jk's been absent from tiktok too#he must be preoccupied#the tags are getting out of hand#help#that's all i have today to keep the jikook fires burning
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I can't find the original post but I keep seeing screenshots of the one person who made their tav basically the party's dad and I love that. I love making old tavs that look at their companions and go "Whelp, I guess I have seven unruly children now" and by the time Jaheira joins in she sees basically one elderly adventurer juggling a vampire spawn, a (formerly) explosive wizard, a tiefling who only recently stopped being on fire all the time, the 24-year-old blade of frontiers, a murderhobo githyanki who was betrayed by her goddess, a recovering Sharran who was betrayed by HER goddess, a Drow who was literally an Absolute general like two days ago, and Tav is just like "My kids :)" While Astarion is pickpocketing people and Minthara is poisoning dinner and Lae'zel and Shadowheart are knife-fighting (Flirting)
#Look I just think they need Adult Supervision#You need to toddler-proof camp because I trust none of these people to look after themselves#I love them#It is very funny when you get high approval with everyone and they're like 'can we fuck? 🥺'#And I have to go 'No sweetie now let's work on playing nice with others and not ascending to godhood'#The exception to this is Halsin because he's the oldest but he still has ISSUES#He looks well-adjusted but only in comparison to the rest of these freaks#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#the tadfools#tadpole gang#Toad's Tavs#Toad lectures
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How some of the Armand discourse sounds:
#interview with the vampire#Just because Daddy Lou and Uncle Les are taking some time apart#doesn't mean they don't love you#The new guy isn't going to replace your dad#he's just what your other dad needs right now#you still get supervised visitation#amc iwtv#iwtv show#loustat#loumand#armand x louis#iwtv fandom#iwtv armand#iwtv louis#louis de pointe du lac#lestat x louis#iwtv cast#louis x lestat#louis x armand
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It's been a while since I've seen Kan-kichi!🦊🧡 Kan-kichi is the same as ever On second thought I want my parents to be here……🐮
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#14shyx#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#star of the stars of the stars.kr#toku translations#toku alumni#geats cast#hideyoshi kan#yuna hoshino#the sounds i made when i saw geats main cast 2/5 reunion....you couldn't tell the difference between me and a whale asdfghjkl#yuna calls hideyoshi 'kan-kichi' ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ that's so cUTE#hideyoshi-ccentric cast interactions have a special place in my heart#the gap moe of everyone admiring ace vs everyone being fondly exasperated of hideyoshi's bumbling antics <3#usually my kanji struggles are compensated by context and google translate but the last line of yuna's tweet had me (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻#it was a toss-up between yuna going 'oh kan-kichi is the same as ever <3 the little prankster needs 親 supervision lol (affectionate)'#or 'i want my 親 to be here - and that 親 includes 🐮 (...michinaga??)'#i almost wish she wrote 親し then i wouldn't have spent ten minutes trying to understand why she mentioned 親 😂
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did you know to apply for priority housing in Ontario because you're escaping abuse you have to have a doctor fill out a part of the forms and about 20% of people in Ontario don't have a family doctor? just thought that was interesting
#patch me through to palaven command#i get wanting to verify the need for prioritization but like. everything is by referral and if you are abused#pretty substantial chance you arent getting medical care or youre supervised doing it#you can escape abuse but only if you have the ability to drive to meetings and print forms and see drs and Have Help#if its just you then uhhh call a bunch of social services that dont get back to you 👍#cws:#abuse
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