#anda loves shippers

[skin-slave]

They aren't the same thing. They aren't the same thing. They aren't the same thing. They aren't the same thing.

[apple-orchards-writings]

i just KNOW that if you're extra sweet and obedient (no running away!!) to cult leader kylar he'd spoil you... fancy gothic gowns and only the finest silky fabrics on your skin, your bath water is always scented with pretty flowers like jasmine and honeysuckle, and he never lets anyone else touch you.

i feel like when he's busy with his duties as leader, he'd issue a group of specially appointed handmaidens (high ranking cult members who would do anything for him, including worshipping you) to take care of you when he isn't present and get you all pretty for him when he comes home. but the moment one of them touches you too sensually for his liking (this can be ANYTHING!! LIKE!! AN UNASSUMING BRUSH AGAINST YOUR THIGH AS THEY WALK PAST YOU) and kylar's already seething with rage - summoning an inhuman abomination that vaguely resembles himself, rendering the assailant into a thick red paste on the hallway floor.

cradles you so, so possessively after. you can feel him shaking with rage as he cards his fingers through your freshly-washed hair. doesn't take any of his anger out on you because he believes you're a gift, something that he should cherish and never subject to that ugly side of himself. if you ask him about anything like 'going home' you'll be met with a sickly sweet smile that doesn't reach his eyes. reminds you that this is your home now! don't fret over your origins or silly things like that, kylar doesn't mind! just focus on your newly-wed husband, okay? (also considering the possibilities of a wedding night ritual... involving CL kylar covered in a lot of blood and a petrified pc...)

(also. I SCREECHED WHEN YOU POSTED THIS BECAUSE IVE HAD AN ASK IN MY INBOX THAT HAS BEEN MARINATING FOR AT LEAST TWO MONTHS ABOUT CULT LEADER KYLAR ANDA NDSJSJSJS ...I've been too intimidated to answer it. i will tag you and ur original post when i answer it eventually BSHDNSKS -kuu)

KUU YOU ARE MAKING MY DAY HERE

but wow yeah, the marriage ritual with kylar's body being covered in blood, and he's dipping his fingers in the bowl of what you fervently hope is red paint, slowly dragging them over your body and creating what seem to be markings for a ceremony. Once he's satisfied with painting every nook and cranny of your body, the lights will go dim and his eyes will glow, with his pupils changing shape.

He'll embrace you and you'll spend what feels like an eternity in this room, eventually coming out to see that a week has passed. Kylar will not stop grinning, overjoyed at the fact that you are now bound to him forever, and won't be able to escape him even in death.

The group of handmaidens that tend to you weren't allowed to speak to you before this, but now that you're officially Kylar's, they're so excited to gossip with you! But their new familiarity with you does not mean they'll help you in any way, so be careful. They just love seeing their leader so happy, it would be a shame if anything got in the way of that. In a way, they are your number one shippers lmao

[jazzymarie1006]

Melissa ships Milo & Amanda!

In Smooth Operator, when Amanda asked Milo how his seat got destroyed and Melissa basically tells her "it's best not to speculate" (AKA don't worry about it so my OTP can happen).

By the end of that same episode, as they start to leave, Melissa looks back at Milo and Amanda with the most precious smile on her face.

In school dance, when Amanda asked where Milo was, Melissa points to the hot chocolate waterfall with a smile. When Amanda starts to freak out, she starts to frown.

In Cake 'Spolison, when Milo and Amanda won, everyone else either had their eyes close or were embracing one another, but not Melissa! She was look right to both Milo and Amanda.

[2cmlovers]

Shipping fictional characters is supposed to be HARMLESS and FUN but attack on titan twt likes to ruin it.

People shipping dead character with alive one, they will be labeled as people who living in the past.

People shipping major character with minor character, they will be ridiculed, criticized, anda attacked.

And then when shippers call back those attackers will be like “fIcTiOnAl ChArAcTeRs why you so upset about it? You should go outside!” “I’m just stating my opinions! Lol!” contradicting to what they say, as morons they label, criticize, ridicule, and attack real people for their liking on fictional characters. It shows they just love to express hates/dislikings instead of express an opinion.

[vishwaspur]

Dabba Tales: 29th June, 2017

Gauri! Tu Queen hai! I love you! T_T

“Humein apne hi jhoot se darr lagne laga hai..”

MYE QUEEN IS SO AWARE AND WOKE SHE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS ANXIETY!!!

BM is crossing all levels of creep.

Gauri you really think ye bowtie like khamba is a chotu Omkie? -_- BM being offended at it is actually me.

Gauri is legit scared of BM. My Queen :((

Rudy-Bhavya…skip skip skip.

Are they discussing ANDAS?!

Why are they looking for andas in the fridge? All the andas are present in the logic of this show. Wahan se le lo.

YAAR OBEROIS CANT EVEN AFFORD ANDAS!! HATAO YAAR!!

My Queen Gauri..she is such a PAKKI khiladi. She knows BM is no easy villain. She is actually planning on playing her cards right. Gauri Kumari Ssarma is a gift y’all!

Did Omkie ask for Rudy’s help to give milk to Gauri?

HA. hahahahah CUTE!

DEVAR BHABHI CONNECTION!!

can the spin off be entirely about Rudy’s adventures with his Bhabhis? Like it’s just so much more fun.

“Chocolate brownie!” “Chaaclate kya?”

OKAY THIS IS SO CUTE LIKE FREAKIN’ CUTE!!

“Iss kamre mein devar-bhabhi connection ka network weak hai..”

I love how Gauri is actually looking like the older bhabhi to the chota Rudy. She is indulging in his jokes and is just…pleasantly amused :’)

MAKE THE SPIN OFF ABOUT THEM PLEASE!

Jhanvi babe..tujhe Daadi banane mein Omkie ka koi kamaal nahin hai.

“Tumhari khushi ne mere saare dukh bhula diye Om…”

I’m not crying you’re crying!

“Gauri ko waise mat treat karna..jaise Tej aaj tak mujhe treat karte aaya hai..”

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!

THINGS JHANVI DID - THAT!!!

OMKIE’S FACE!

ARE YOU REALIZING THIS NOW OMKIE?!

Can they PLEASE give Omkara’s introspection scenes?! If Kunal didn’t have the ability to not always needed words to express himself..Dabba wala Omkara would’ve been just a cardbox character who feels NOTHING!

Why did they leave this scene like this?! Omkara had to reply SOMETHING!

*headdesk*

Pinky in pink?

Sab Pinky ki baja rahe hain 😂

How come everyone knows Omkara doesn’t treat Gauri like human his wife? Wasn’t this a bedroom secret of the 1st floor?

MY QUEEN DOESN’T DESERVE THIS GUILT!!

Why is this generation full of shippers? Shivaay se le kar Bhavya tak..sab shippers!

Gauri. Rudra is still legally MARRIED!

OH FFS WHAT KAHANI?! TU APNI KAHANI TOH DHUND PEHLE GAURI BEHN!!!

#DonateAndasToOberois

Bareilly Wale Sharma Ji Ke Gol Gappe

HE

BROUGHT

HER

GOL

GAPPAS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Queen is happily munching gol gappas y’all!! HAPPILY!!!!

BLESS YOU SHARMA JI!!

…my queen T_T

she doesn’t deserve this guilt

I CAN SEE HER DYING LITTLE BY LITTLE!

oh god i hate/love this.

Precap: Gauri on the move to bring out BM’s creepiness in front of Omkie. ALLAH KARE OMKIE NOTICES THIS!!

[fabiabraginskiventus]

Es curioso que ahora medio mundo anda mamando con que las JK Shippers son las funadas del fandom de JoJos cuando ellas mismas me funaron a mí, y eso que yo soy JK Shipper. ¿Por qué tengo el presentimiento de que dicen que odio esa Ship cuando es de mis OTPs?

Sinceramente, no sé cómo pude ser capaz de escribir otro fanfic de esa ship con las ganas que tengo de mandarla a la mierda con todo esto. Adoro la ship, pero las personas que se supone son mis iguales en ese aspecto... bueno, la mayoría son re-lindas pero unas personitas en específico son un asco y, la verdad, daría lo que fuera por no tener ninguna forma de asociarme con ellas, pero la ship y los personajes en sí... los amo demasiado (aunque a uno le tengo alto love-hate xD Pero esa es otra historia). Planeaba alejarme de la ship totalmente pero... pero aquí sigo y eso puede ser afortunado o desafortunado dependiendo quién seas y qué idea quieres tener de mí. Si quieres irte por el cuento de estas mocosas, pues qué mal, sí me gusta el JK, y lo adoro aunque mi inspiración insiste en crear historias con mucho Angst para ellos. No tengo nada contra la ship, pero si hablamos de shippers... sí hay un numerito muy escandaloso que son demasiado imbéciles.

Publico esta mamada aquí con la idea de que nadie sabe quién soy ni de quiénes o qué estoy hablando. Es un vent pendejo, no tienen porqué hacerle caso. Sólo quiero expresarme en paz de estas cosas que tienen mi mente bien atormentada.

[skin-slave]

Shamelessly piggybacking off of this post...

Once you start trying to see the uncomfortable, ugly, difficult, visceral stuff as something that isn't inherently unnecessary and to be avoided... the way you interact with art blooms in wonderful ways.

From art that infuriates, to films that hurt, to suffocating darkfic... There is art that needs you to feel bad about it. You can't understand it unless you can feel bad about it and not stop there. The feeling bad is part of the message that the art is trying to convey. If you can't feel bad about a piece of art without running away, you are missing so much. And what you're missing is meaningful.

I'm absolutely not a believer, but Immersion (Piss Christ) is one of my favorite pieces. It's a photo of a small plastic crucifix in a glass container of urine. It's colorful, surreal, and beautiful. It's challenging. It calls forth so much truth about conviction and divinity and modern cultural Christianity. If I were a believer, I would keep a copy in my wallet to remind me.

And ppl who can't stand to feel bad about it hate it so much.

It's gross. Urine is gross. We don't like gross things associated with ppl we hold in high regard, let alone our gods or prophets. It's such a familiar icon. One that many wear and hang on their walls with pride. And it's completely surrounded by something gross. That's uncomfortable.

For ppl who can't feel bad, that's it. That's all it is. Discomfort. The piece is asking questions that they can't hear bc they feel bad and run away. Until they're able to sit in the discomfort and listen, they won't experience the piece.

I'm not saying everyone has to love that photograph. I'm saying that it's important to be able to engage with art that isn't sweet and pleasant. There's value in seeing discomfort as something to get your attention and prompt investigation, not something to be avoided at all costs. Bc it does cost.

[skin-slave]

fify

[skin-slave]

"Pro-ship" does not mean you love every ship!!! It doesn't mean you support everything that a shipper does or says. It doesn't mean you think shipping is all that important. It doesn't even mean that you participate in shipping at all.

It means you aren't opposed to the existence of shipping. You think shippers aren't harming anyone thru the act of shipping. You think the right to ship should be protected. You think the way to deal with ships you don't like is to block tags/blogs, avoid fics, etc.

"Anti-anti" does not mean you like all of the darkfic and related themes! It doesn't mean you like any of them at all. It doesn't mean you don't have squicks or triggers. It doesn't mean that you think all of that is good for everyone, all the time.

It means you believe that those fictional depictions are not the same as those things happening in real life. You know that ppl can consume that kind of art for a lot of reasons - which are nobody's business - without acting them out. You think that the defense of art, including that kind of art, is important and necessary. You think the best way to deal with themes you don't like is to block tags/blogs, avoid fics, etc.

Labels are optional. You get to pick what you call yourself. It just frustrates me to see, "I can't be pro-ship bc I don't like this ship." Or, "I could never be an anti-anti bc I don't like this theme." Those labels and communities are very much accessible to you!! If you think you don't belong for those reasons, you're mistaken!! Very few of us like all the things, and that's ok!! You are welcome here!! 💚

[skin-slave]

[skin-slave]

You guys, there are 2 types of media. Fiction and non-fiction. Non-fiction has to be verifiable fact. Nothing else counts as non-fiction. The sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a historical event. That's non-fiction. If I start changing stuff about it, it becomes fiction. There's no in-between.

"Based on a true story" is fiction. "Starring X as himself" is fiction. Speculative fiction is fiction. Historical fiction is fiction. Rpf is fiction. It's all fiction. None of it is real, regardless of whether or not it's inspired by something real.

[skin-slave]

Buds, I Literally just read a fic where the writer forced a character to participate in a civic demonstration. I know! Like, how can the writer just make that character serve their political agenda?! It is literally abuse! I am shaking and crying rn

And AND the character was Injured in the process!! Seriously injured, so he has medical bills now, and a lengthy healing process. The writer did that on purpose! They literally caused a person to suffer for entertainment. Disgusting!!!

And they had the nerve to write dialogue to make it look like the character consented! They made him say that!! That's not consent! I know that character, and he would never do that!! What, do they think that characters are just puppets? that they can use however they want? for their sick fantasies? about hurting ppl? What if someone saw it one day and decided for no other reason to force someone to go to a protest? What if they thought they should just break someone's leg bc, if it doesn't matter in fiction, then it doesn't matter in reality either, right?

Fortunately, I'm a functioning member of society, so I sent them a bunch of messages telling them that I know where they live and I'm gonna send ppl there to assault and murder them. And that they deserved whatever abuse they've experienced and should probably commit suicide, along with photos of real suicides as guides. Any other normal ppl wanna help me find their landlord and employer and try to get them evicted and fired? That'd be fun. 😊

[skin-slave]

Don't like? Don't has.

[skin-slave]

🎶 mugs aren't the only potentially hot things in the world 🎶 not teaching kids about heat and burns just means they're in more danger from other potentially hot things 🎶 plus banning mugs would never work 🎶 they serve a purpose 🎶 for the ppl who know how to deal with hot things 🎶 and they aren't even always hot 🎶 and this is a pretty good analogy actually 🎶 all power to shippers and dark art lovers 🎶 enjoy your beverages 🎶

[skin-slave]

Moving this here bc it ended up on the not-dead-but-dreaming blog. 😊 Sorry, @c4ndy-s0up

I'm pro-ship bc I'm an evil predator who eats children! Bwahahaha!!!

Srsly, I'm pro-ship bc censorship is shit, harassing ppl is shit, and repackaged bigotry is shit... personal freedom is awesome, personal responsibility is awesome, and supporting vulnerable ppl is awesome... and the other side is in direct opposition to, and actively undermines, those values. So I'm over here. It's a great place to be. Fun, freaky and fabulous. 💃💃💃

[skin-slave]

I know ppl think that anti-antis are a monolith of ppl with very few preferences, squicks, triggers... But that's actually a statistical error. The avg anti-anti has a lot of boundaries. DarkFic Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.