#/nm btw

[erklen11]

Don't kidnap my child please, I'm quite fond of the lil bugger

You, yeas, you reading this, fuck you, get adopted, by me. I've adopted you. No, you don't get a choice, now sign the papers. What do you mean I can't adopt people because I'm only 15? Do I look like I care. You're my kid now. No, it doesn't matter that you might be older, suck it up. No, hey- stop running away. Therapy? Why would I need that?

[vasyandii]

I am going to lick AMs pearly whites

Fun fact: they're yellow, I have it saved as yellow.

[autismcultureis]

ummm autism culture is saying "oh i'll do that later" when someone sends in a submission and now i have 20 to go through...

[sleepykas]

Y'all I am so enamored by the AUs but WHERE are my normal boys. where did the jesters go. why are they furries now.

[thetinyblossom]

Daily reminder to credit the stim gifs you use!

Please folks!!!

[ghosts-and-glory]

“Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle “arachnidsGrip”, is one of the trolls. She was the eighth troll to be introduced, which also refers to her theme and obsession with the number eight. Her handle relates to her in two main ways. One, “arachnids”, refers to her interest in and fascination for spiders. The “Grip” part of the handle most likely represents her power to have a grip on someone's mind, or control it. Her associated zodiac sign is Scorpio (♏) and her horns are shaped like a pincer and a stinger.” -MSPAwiki

STOP SENDING ME FUCKING HOMESTUCK LORE

[solarpawbs]

Happy national coming out day!! Ermm what the fish???

[sniffingstarss]

Every time I see someone someone tag Apollo in a Epic post regarding the cows or the island and what happened on it(or a nebulous other option)

I quietly die because while yes Apollo has sun imagery and people think of him as the sun god (and it technically is) it’s not his cow they kill.

They kill Helios’s cows because is the sun god in the original book (and Helios is the sun god/is THE sun <- can be wrong info but is the sun god is right)

If you want to think that’s it’s Apollos cow, go for it, I can’t stop you :D /nm

[justjanusthings]

Janus's name comes from a Roman god so really he should be getting stabbed

You’re absolutely right, Caesar was stabbed because he was a Roman god by non-Romans for the crime of being Roman, thank you for bringing that to our attention :)

~Mod Virgon 🔪🥗

[lemonyuzukii]

people saying artemis is must be lesbian because she doesn't like guys is aroace erasure

[shadowlinktheshadow]

You should look up Sage’s Law

the fuck is sages law

[thunder-opossum]

Word

If i had a nickel...

[devilsrecreation]

I love Makuu, but can someone tell me why his snout is more like a gator than a croc? 😭

WHY. WHY DOES HE HAVE AN OVERBITE? CROCS DON’T HAVE OVERBITES, GATORS DO. CROCS ARE SUPPOSED TO SHOW MORE BOTTOM TEETH. LOOK:

It’s not just Makuu bro it’s like his entire float

With the exception of Pua and the croc on the right, why do the rest have overbites? At least Kiburi’s float looks more accurate with both the upper AND lower teeth showing but not Makuu’s for some reason :/

[pain-is-too-tired]

Pride month is in a couple weeks chat. And I'm begging for Piper art with queer/unlabeled flags instead of bi/lesbian

I'm on my knees, please please please-

[hopalongfairywren]

inniters ily but please keep don't tag other characters in your fics if they don't actually show up... please. Use the 'Dream SMP' ensemble or go back to tag a new character later it's so irritating to try and read a fic thinking your fave will actually be in there and then nope.

[i-make-things-spheres]

sphere yourself

How many times do I have to tell y'all I'm already a sphere? 😭