#you have a beautiful brain

[dontlookatme121]

ICONIC

you have me cackling AND clutching the sheets all while heckling a heckler

this is simply art.

also i believe this was my 1000th liked post AND IM THRILLED

What the hell was that last anon on about? 😭

that's what im saying.... why did it kinda turn me on tho?

hold on closing my eyes and pretending it's javi saying it to me

The moment Javier shoves you against the bed, your breath leaves you in a gasp. His grip is firm—rough fingers digging into your hips as he yanks you closer, his dark eyes flashing with something wicked.

“Fucking loud-mouthed bitch,” he growls, voice low, dangerous. His hand wraps around your throat, squeezing just enough to make your pulse stutter. “Posting your dumbass, braindead shit all over the place. Broadcasting how much of a whore you are.”

Your body tightens at the venom in his voice, thighs clenching instinctively. You can barely breathe, barely think, and yet, you’re dripping for him.

“You like that, don’t you?” He scoffs, shoving two fingers between your legs, pushing through the slick mess you’ve already made. “Fuck—look at you. So goddamn needy. Just waiting for me to put you in your place.”

You whimper, rolling your hips against his hand, but it only makes him laugh. A mean, sharp sound.

“That’s right, baby. Dumb little slut needs to be used, huh?”

Before you can answer, he’s flipping you over, pressing your face into the mattress, and dragging your hips up. The sound of his belt unbuckling sends a shiver up your spine, and then he’s there, pressing the thick, blunt head of his cock against your entrance. He doesn’t ease in—he forces you open, sinking deep in one punishing thrust that knocks the breath from your lungs.

It’s too much. It’s perfect. It’s exactly what you need.

Javier doesn’t stop. He fucks you rough, brutal, every thrust punctuated by filthy words in your ear. His fingers knot in your hair, tugging hard enough to make your scalp sting.

“This what you wanted?” he growls. “To get fucked like a brainless little whore? Bet you were waiting for me to see that shit—waiting for me to put you on your knees and ruin you.”

You can’t answer. You can only moan, choking on the overwhelming pleasure of it.

Javier’s grip tightens, his pace ruthless. “Fucking take it.”

And you do. You take all of him, every filthy word, every punishing stroke—until you’re coming so hard you nearly black out.

[randomminty]

Five billion octopath 2 scribbles i feel sick

[rox-of-iu]

to no ones surprise more of my special guy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[sillysiluriforme]

Brain smooth like glass

So smart yet so incredibly dumb

[dlartistanon]

These two dragged me down a rabbit hole

[skunkes]

imagine an alternate universe where al is real and he's drawing a lil guy who looks like you like "wish this guy was real"

I THINK ABT THIS AAAAAAALL THE TIME but then it turns into seeing it like this lmfao (using this og version as an example solely because i couldnt find the redraw someone made where its like im saving myself for my husband and the professional businessman looking guy is like where is my hermit NEET wife)

[pondanimal]

Yoko for her birthday? Mayhaps John and Yoko with John giving purse dog ?

genius

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[swagveryswagamazinf]

besameee besame muchoo 🗣️🗣️

[ day 7 yuri slimerianaweek]

[mead-iocre]

Now just imagine the looks on Leah and Alexia's faces when they realise that their girls are talking to each other and getting along like 'oh no, oh no, oh no'

The Leah noticing that spoiled!reader has moved Hermes for brat!reader and being all 'oh this is gonna be rough for us, she never does that? Do you know how often she does that?! I've had to sit somewhere else so her bag can be on a seat! We're doomed!' with Alexia becoming more scared with each word coming out of Leah's mouth

YES YES YESSSSS

leah would notice first because she's the type to periodically sneak glaces towards the stands to check on her sweet (non-football loving) gf.

she expected to find her busy on her phone or reading the latest issue of vogue, so imagine her surprise when she looks over to see her chatting with a woman wearing a barcelona shirt???

during a water break, she approaches mariona asking her if she recognises who the woman next to her gf is and mariona goes "oh that's alexia's girlfriend. she's cool" and leah's like she better be ffs. leah's a little overprotective about spoiled!reader okay, but she feels better knowing that it's not someone weird who snuck into the friends and family section. at first, leah thinks its a good thing. that maybe having more friends in the stands will make her girlfriend enjoy coming to football matches more.

leah goes over to alexia since the match hasn't resumed yet and points them out to the spaniard. and alexia's like "oh that's--what the fuck?!" and leah's like "crazy, huh. your girl must be really special since mine willingly moved her bag off the seat for her-- she never does that by the way. I've had to give up my own chair sometimes"

and alexia just raises an eyebrow at her, mentally thinking "shit. her girl seems like a handful". before looking back at the two still chatting animatedly, spoiled!reader's hands flying everywhere as she talks and brat!reader listening just as intently.

alexia goes "my girl is usually not one to make friends so easily..."

"why is that?"

and then they both speak at the same time, "cos she's crazy" "is she crazy?"

and then they have that moment of realisation and just kind of look at each other with wide eyes. they simultaneously look towards the stands at their lovers and then back at each other again as it dawns on them.

then the referee blows the whistle.

match resume.

[crimeschild]

the barbie (2023) experience as an afab non binary person is just [reconnecting with your femininity and love for pink bc you couldnt when u were younger bc being too girly will get u made fun of] [feeling guilt bc u dont identify with being a girl but girlhood is so inherently beautiful and magical and no experience is truly like it] [healing the inner child in you by allowing yourself to enjoy dolls and pink and maximalism] [unapologetically letting yourself wear pink and be stereotypically girly in a society where being non binary means you have to be presenting androgynous 24/7] [getting your grown-up heart shattered and then put back together again by your inner child using sparkly glue over and over in the span of two hours] [realizing that no matter what you do you have somewhat experienced girlhood and it shaped you to be the person you are today and you will never get to erase that experience or truly disconnect yourself from it] [appreciating and understanding your mother in a way that you thought wasnt possible without experiecing motherhood]

[windvexer]

Trying to figure out if the death threat was because I said you shouldn't leave food offerings in wilderness areas, or because I said banishing isn't the same as cleansing 🤔 probably the offering thing, right? Because they said I was single-handedly ruining earth's ecosystem, that doesn't have very much to do with banishing.

[longmaxsilvarg]

something about the main menu for life is strange genuinely makes me wanna collapse and sob

[runraerun]

May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)

[embrace-your-illithid]

hungy