#yes this is asmr

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Okay okay so there’s this lady from Australia who feeds her dog raw meat

And ngl, some of the meats she feeds him blow my mind 😂 I’m like “wait what? How did you get that?” And she goes “oh from the butcher shop”

To bring context to it, she feeds her dog wallaby meat/ribs and kangaroo meat/ribs. She also feeds her pup crocodile meat (broski ate that tail so fast???)

She’s also fed her dog a whole ass cow skull. Like legit this dog ate it, bones and all. I was amazed.

Another dude, from Peru, feeds his pittie testicles and chicken ovaries. That’s— like I genuinely never considered eating these meats before. Kinda curious ngl 😂

I know that the lady from Australia said she bought all her meats for like, $40 Aussie dollars a week.

When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as a rich ladies dog

[venuslove-28]

i bet no one understood how and why they were friends

click 4 quality and check out my kofi ! i have digital sketch slots up <3

[rainingcatsandjune]

i've been hyperfixating on sam for only a week after my friend introduced me to him but rahdfjksgsjdifgkfjgh kjfgsdfgh im so obsessed

i hope the fanbase on tumblr accepts these sam doodles

(the dentist one is what i made right after listening to sam's imperium audio ASHDAJHDF i have not watched the rest of imperium besides his video oml)

[dawnofiight]

Are yall the type to have one huge playlist or a bunch of mini playlists that have certain moods and genres put into them

- sincerely someone with a playlist filled with 4K songs

[kasperbasper]

This is my Tank/Darlin. His name is Winter and he’s baby.

also COME JOIN @moronkyne’s DISCORD

[peppermintmochafem]

Femmes flirting:

[prince-damien-of-darkness]

Guy moodboard

[citrus-rhyme]

Listen before I go

(Charlie + Casper oc)

[ryoko-san]

[Masc! FL]

fooliverse au has officially became my favorite au.

[heartsofhounds]

FOLKS 🙏 How we feelin’ about my final David Shaw design

[dani-ya-dig]

Gavin’s favorite bit is when someone says no to him he immediately responds with “oh so you hate me and you want me dead?”. Lasko falls for it every time.

Freelancers favorite bit is when they are asked to do something they say no and then immediately start doing the task. Huxley falls for it every time.

Damien is so tired

[redacted-vibes]

Okay so,, 🤌 Concept.........

Shaw pack meeting.

Everyone hushed,

listening to David

He's giving run down of whats been going on, what their plans are this week/month etc etc. Angel slowly creaks into the back of the room, no one really turns around but Angel is carrying a box of.. Something.

They make their way to their seat, fairly close to the front, near David but not directly in the spot light/podium watever tf he is. Everyone is still listening and concentrating on David with due diligence... But...

You can hear a smol constant kerfuffle coming from Angel and this box.

Slowly people begin to look over, check they're ok yknow surely something is happening.

Turns out Angel found a litter of kitten outside the Shaw Security office and didnt have the heart to just leave them there in the cold. So they boxed em up and brought them inside to distribute to pack members AFTER the meeting. At least they planned to. They did NOT think through the fact that all of these lil shits would be climbing out and wreaking havoc in a very quite meeting room, lead by the Very Serious David.

The meeting lasted as long as it could with this distraction (a whole 5mins). David ended it early because thats as long as he could hold to the packs attention thanks to his mate. OK THE END 😘

[grilledcheezy92]

I need Sweetheart to get stuck in a wall....

[pycth]

I miss them, your honor—

Unfortunately there weren’t enough to add Huxley and Coworker, so let’s just say they were their bail LMAO

I hope we at least get a DAMN Crew Halloween video of some kind, honestly I just want my boys and Freelancer (+Coworker, hopefully)— a crumb, if you will 🤲 I’ve got all my fingers crossed for anything atp

Also as a heads up, since I’ll be working on Imperium stuff for most of October it’s gonna be mainly focusing on the DAMN Crew versions of the AU (aside from inbox doodles ofc) I’ve got a good handful of stuff I’m real excited to share soon 👀

The original:

[dawnofiight]

I hear and acknowledge short hair David believers. BUT, long haired David? I almost have it in me to do a Rapunzel Dasher au do NOT tempt me.

[0605018redactedasmr]

Good to know that in every universe, Gavin will always assume someone wants him only because he is an Incubus and Freelancer will always be there to prove him wrong.